>Team Japan
ASP BTFO
>>2954123
HOLY FUCKING YUM
>those cottage cheese asuka legs
i think you guys calling her fat is making her actually fat
>>2954123
THE EMPRESS OF TORTILLAS
Eeeeeevil
Were they more evil than EVIL?
INDEED
CHOPPY
what?
FUCKING KEK
>0 dimes
poetry
do you think WWE people lurk on asp
>EVIL possibly sustained multiple concussions
BASED CLEANER WORKING EVIL INTO A SHOOT
>>2954057
Wouldn't have happened if it was vs Okada
First Daryl, now Evil. Bad G1 for Los.
that's weird kenny is pretty strong for his size he can do all his shit vs elgin
was EVIL not helping enough?
YOU HAVE A.....
Alright I lurk here pretty infrequently. Can someone explain the origins of that smile that gets shopped on to people? I love it.
>>2954049
its an app
think its called faceapp
RENT FREE HEAD
I live pretty close to an arena that hosts NXT house shows
What are the chances of me picking up some qt female wrestlers if I start attending the same shows over and over?
>>2953993
you'll probably end up looking like a creepy fucker. I trust that you aren't an obese neet, are somewhat decent looking and could pick up qt female fans though.
so good luck
Ur a frog poster on asp
0 chance of u getting any
only with Big Vulva Billie
It's been awhile so let's try this again.
Post belts, discuss your favorites, what makes belts look good, what makes them prestigious, etc.
For me it's the U.K. Championship, the best looking, worst featured belt in the WWE today.
The IWGP titles are all pretty great. If there was a way to buy legit replicas I actually might get one.
looks like a cheap plastic piece of dog shit. that terrible, useless, rapidly declining shit hole "country" deserves nothing better, but it's almost as shit as OP's taste. kys faggot mother fucker.
The Immortal Title wasn't awful looking, it fit Jeff really well, just not anyone else ever.
>And I refuse to let someone with the intials "JJ" hold this US title ever again! Once was enough!
Damn. Shots fired.
>And I refuse to let someone with the intials "JJ" hold this US title ever again! Once was enough!
Damn. Shots fired.
Miz holds the IC title doe
>>2955205
>doe
this is a white only board peter cottontail i suggest you take your leave
https://twitter.com/AustinAries/status/892569231631544320 http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2017/0802/629728/austin-aries-to-john-cena-at-least-nakamura-didnt-break-your/
Wait eyes have holes?
I wonder why nobody in the locker room liked Aries, really makes me think
>>2953857
Actually took so long for this kind of shit.
I was afraid this idiot maybe changed
>>2953814
Take the makeup off the normies and this is what you get. Models not fucking wanna be kids
>>2953814
Holy fuck I wanna ding-dong diddly creampie her so hard
>>2953814
absolutely disgusting
*kills John Cena*
It's not real you fucking autist
>>2953794
um whatever you say sweaty but johm cema landed on his head and broke him neck honeypie
>>2953796
This post made me laugh more than it should have.
>it doesn't matter to me
*looks down to check script*
>i-if it's the man from Japan, or the American
*looks down to read directly off script*
>I will walk out of summerslam as WWE champion
*looks down to check script again*
How can one Poo be so bad at cutting promos?
>>2953738
Jinder's run is great for one simple reason - /asp/ has been eternally BTFO.
This is the guy that anti smark /asp/ies were saying would be great if given a chance. He's been utterly shit.
It just confirms that /asp/ doesn't know a thing about talent or the business.
*voice cracks*
He's ready, PUT THE STRAP ON HIM VINCE
Why is it that every angle/story to come out of these games is 10x better than what the actual company has ever put out irl
>>2953693
Because it's easy to book a video game where you can design and plan every single outcome, crowd response, and performance. In the real world you have to deal with botches, injuries, negative crowds, backstage egos and politics, shareholders and advertisers telling you what to do, and a senile old man yelling nonsense that has final say over everything. But you wouldn't know anything about the real world, mark.
>>2953718
Rent free
1: -
2: Hogan
3: Hogan
4: Savage
5: Hogan
6: Warrior
7: Hogan
8: Savage
9: Hogan
10: Bret
11: Diesel
12: Shawn
13: Undertaker
14: Austin
15: Austin
16: Triple H
17: Austin
18: Triple H
19: Lesnar, Triple H
20: Benoit, Eddie
21: Batista, Cena
22: Cena, Mysterio
23: Cena, Undertaker
24: Undertaker, Orton
25: Triple H, Cena
26: Cena, Jericho
27: Miz, Edge
28: CM Punk, Sheamus
29: Cena, Del Rio
30: D-Bry
31: Seth
32: Roman
33: Lesnar, Orton
what did he mean by this?
No really what did you mean by this
>>2953698
people who won the world title match at Mania
>>2953689
Listing them all out makes it so clear how fucking GOAT WM 30 was
>They've been off TV for four whole months
>ratings in the toilet
>profits disappearing
Surely it can't go on much longer?
When will the King and Queen finally return to save the ratings?
Steph needs to come back to kill Raw off once and for all.
MKW 4 life bros
>disappear during the summer, when the wwe historically draws lower ratings
>come back during wrestlemania season, where wwe historically does really well
>claim that the increased ratings were due to him
BASED
>>2953848
>Mainevents wrestlemania.
>Buries someone like Joe or Styles.