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>>3039399
https://streamable.com/o2nyg

Never forget

Main event wasnt even 4 stars desu

>>3039399
>caring about an autistic manlet's snowflakes

Meltzer's opinions are literally, LITERALLY worthless

>>3039238
>will my penis be worked into a shoot? Ding-Dong Diddlyyes.

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>>3039253
Please don't sexualize Kairi.

>>3039261
~he thinks most males come for only wrestling for Joshi. It's the reverse of Dg my buddy. Horny fans.

>>3039172
she's got an amazing body but her face, eww, gives me the chills.

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sasha is gorgeous ya dweeb

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>>3039172
Deja Vu anyone?

Enzo.

Corbin. Russev will at least be able to draw a bingo hall crowd once or twice when he's released.

>>3039135
Rusev had absolutely nothing in 2017, and he still there. So he hasn't lost much.

Corbin was literally Mr. MITB and within a week's worth of time, he's buried down to Curt Hawkins levels.

So Corbin no question.

>>3039078
Do you specifically mean backstage vignettes and promos? It's good that they don't do that at PPVs, that's what RAM and Cuckdown are for. If you mean telling stories within matches, there wasn't much but there was some. AJ vs Owens was clearly the continuation of a storyline since it had McMahon shenanigans. The main event set up more heat between Braun and Bork. It wasn't completely devoid of plot progression.

When was the last PPV that had a run-in from a stable or someone turning? I feel like only NXT does it now.

When they became a publicly traded company, things started slowly changing. First they started scripting promos. Then they taught everyone in OVW to wrestle the exact same way.

Now storylines are too risky. Creative meetings are basically
>who should be champ, based on toys and merchandising?
>well, we have an idea to have a glowing women's WWE belt based on Naomi
>kids love it, the focus groups are ecstatic
>make her champ!
>the glow belts have peaked in the market, and now flatlined
>put the belt on someone who will change it back to the original design!

>>3039030
SEETHING

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>>3039030
/asp/ is a new japan boar-

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>>3039030
>We whine again.
FTFY

When are you going to stop making shit up? Meltzer never said Undertaker was going to show up. He acknowledged that it was rumoured and said 'well we'll see''

Literally pulling the age old trick of talking out of his ass and half-apologizing after it doesn't happen.. People fall for it everytime because he's right as much as guessing is.

>>3038959
This is /asp/, friend, no one is going to listen to you and your filthy "truth". Get the fuck out of here.

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!

(your mom should have aborted you)

>>3038910
wish I had standards as low as you

>Black Son & The Hardons vs The Jizztourage - N/A
Didn't catch it.
>Akira "The Monkey Mangler" Tozawa vs Adrian - N/A
Didn't catch it. Pissed that Neville is still a cruiserweight.
>Misbehavior Woods and Big Ecstasy vs Usos in Blackface - 3.5
Solid match. The ending was surprising and it felt both believable and well-earned. It's amazing that these guys can still put on fresh matches after working together so many times. Xavier was the MVP. Big E looked like a hoss when Usos finally took him down.
>Cena vs Corbin - 2.75
A very generic Cena match. I suppose good on Corbin for proving he can feel legitimate in the ring with Cena, but nothing outstanding happened and Corbin's character is effectively dead.
>Neon Demon vs Atomic Blonde - 3.5
Solid match. Overall I'd say Naomi had a very good championship run in spite of getting saddled with Lana and having too few defenses. Natalya deserves the title and her victory was one of my bigger mark-out moments of the night. Very athletic and legitimate in appearance, I especially liked Naomi's offensive spot in the corner.
>The Giant vs Bitch Ass (with Guido suspended in a shark cage) - 3
Surprisingly competent. Big Show carried the match and made Cass look like a star. Enzo slipping out was far more creative than I gave WWE credit for. I was expecting him to just drop a chain and instead we actually got something mildly interesting.
>Snek vs Bulgarian Jesus - 1
I would give it a zero if it didn't pop the crowd.
>#NotAllJews vs Rainbow Dash - 3.5
I didn't want that ending but the match was enjoyable and Bliss had a good run. This wasn't as good as their previous match unfortunately and if I was to compare the women I would say that Smackdown came through with the better match. This was too short.

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better than they have been
still wish braun or joe won though

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>>3038895
>the state of RAM's Champions
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck that, Braun should have the strap brother

>>3038771
Based booking

>>3038771
First half was GOAT. Second half was still pretty based but didn't maintain that awesome pacing

HINDER
JINDER

>Any Indian ever being based.
No.

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BASED POO

>>3036772
Kamikazed

She must be scared of whites after her last husband so now she's looking for someone she can beat in a fight

>>3036772
RICED

post lewd lexi

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>>3035837

I'd rather have Rat Alexa than Horse Sasha

No wonder he asked for his release.

Cucksev BTFO

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE.

>Corbin mark
We don't want your kind.

SEETHING

HES JUST A SEXY JOHN

HES NOT YOUR ROOK OR PAWN