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GET IN HERE, IT HAPPENED AGAIN

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bray...easy on the worlds

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>>He likes midgets

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>''This, much like their match last year and Omega matches in general, is a crazy spotfest with a VERY minor story of both guys doing head/neck things once in a while to set up their finishes. That's the most basic of all of their matches because of course most of your moves set up your finish. Most of the match is seeing who can take more head bumps. Oh wtf, Natio goes for a superplex and Kenny falls back to DDT him on the RING POST. Where are we at in 2017 when piledrivers off tables onto the floor and DDTs on ring posts followed by super ranas and super reverse ranas are normal? Oh shit, Naito attempted the stardust press. It didn't work, though, but it was the first time he'd tried it in a while. At this point, it's pretty silly to act like a main event NJPW 2017 is some masterclass in story telling. Every big match in 2017 is an absurd, over the top spotfest. Arguably, it's been that way for a couple of years before it. All of the big G1 matches in 2017 have legit been spamming the same moves or big bumps and finisher kick outs/finosher reversals. Compare the 2017 matches with the ultra hot reception to Mutoh/Chono in 1991 and tell me the 2017 matches are as good structurally and story wise. Natio wins with a second or third destino, but it's hard to call this a match over a stunt reel. Literally 90% was absurd bumps or strikes with no story and spotty as hell selling. Such is the NJPW main event style in 2017, I guess.''
NuJapandroids on suicide watch. The shit they love has been called out for what it is: spotfests with no substance.

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>>Watch the SummerSlam Kickoff at 2pm PT / 5pm ET / 10pm BST followed by SummerSlam at 5pm PT / 7pm ET / 12am BST.

>Where
www.wwenetwork.com (or check the replies)

>PPV card:

Fatal 4-Way Match for the WWE Universal Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) (with Paul Heyman) vs. Braun Strowman vs. Samoa Joe vs. Roman Reigns

WWE Championship Match: Jinder Mahal (c) (with The Singh Brothers) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

Singles Match: John Cena vs. Baron Corbin

WWE United States Championship Match: AJ Styles (c) vs. Kevin Steen
Shane McMahon will be the special guest referee

WWE Raw Tag Team Championship Match: Cesaro & Sheamus (c) vs. Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins

WWE Raw Women's Championship Match: Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Sasha Banks

WWE SmackDown Women's Championship Match: Naomi (c) vs. Natalya

Singles Match: Randy Orton vs. Rusev

Singles Match: Big Cass vs. Big Show
Enzo Amore will be suspended above the ring in a shark cage

Singles Match: Finn Balor vs. Bray Wyatt

>Kickoff card:

WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship Match: The New Day (Big E & Xavier Woods) (with Kofi Kingston) (c) vs. The Usos (Jey & Jimmy Uso)

Six Man Tag Team Match: The Hardy Boyz (Jeff & Matt Hardy) and Jason Jordan vs. The Miz and The Miztourage (Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel) (with Maryse)

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match: Akira Tozawa (c) (with Titus O'Neil) vs. Neville

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Root beer edition

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Not Invited Edition

Highlights/Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DacaVmXioEg

Becky plays Rocket League: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RInLo36EJ_g

Becky Plays Rocket League, part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvYFSO5TG0A

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Start eating KFC.

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Did they literally made him feud with bareny's turd to bury him?

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While all of you were watching Summerslam and jacking off to Horse Banks, I was at the superior ROH War of the Worlds show, watching The Young Bucks win the ROH 6 Man Tag Team titles.

Any other /asp/ies at the show?

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is she getting plastic surgery to look like a cat?
she looks like dennis wife on always sunny

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>his gimmick is that he doesn't want to be pissed off

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>The state of flat Mella