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cringe thread?

Anything involving Roman

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>And then the Singhs interfere and, Jinder slaps on the Khallas and wins again!

Beating the shit out of people for real.

>>3053361
Is Suzuki as mean as his gimmick suggests? For some reason I imagine him being a really nice guy in his normal day to day life.

>>3053384
There are some scary stories of him torturing the young boys while doing warm up. But when you look up his Instagram or Twitter account he seems like the cool yakuza dad you always wanted

>>3053183
ty wew

>>3053183
Cheers famalam

>>3053183
based poirotposter/kiwibro strikes again.... shame on the rest of /asp/ for letting this man's last thread get archived without a single response

Okada because people actually like him and don't boo him out of every building he steps into (except Osaka lol)

>>3053084
Okada because he's a better wrestler and is more over

HOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAA

*clocks fist*

>A Rear Naked Choke is not a real chokehold, it couldn't hurt you IRL
Jesus fucking Christ

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gay

>>3053081
Have you ever been put in one? I watched a dude fatter than your mom get choked out in less than 10 seconds with that hold.

Change it into what? Running powerslam is solid, and been solid for months. Better than that reverse chokeslam or the bearhug choke he did

>picks up and slams Brock like he's nothing

I think you're confusing this for not being able to get anybody heavier than Styles up for a powerbomb

>>3053036
He should just do a chokeslam desu, running powerslam is a regular move for most people

>>3052978
doubt it

>>3052978
if they let him wrestle of course he'll stay
if they don't let him wrestle of course he'll leave
it's that simple

>>3052978
there is no chance they will let him wrestle so there's no chance he will stay

It's always autism with Dave and it's adorable.

>>3052936
Based

Meltz with a boner over there.

Dancing gimmick coming soon

>>3052922
>his face

Relegated to 205 Live when?

Who are these literally who's

>>3052873
> Not knowing who based Norm Macdonald is

>>3052866
>Norm on /asp/
My life is complete lads

Sami Zayn

Cruiserweights are suppose to be around this weight actually. These days since wrestlers have gotten so small they had to lower the weight limit to 205 since too many manlets wrestle now.

>In professional wrestling, a cruiserweight is a wrestler weighing 220 lb (100 kg) and less, sometimes 215. In some cases like the WWE wrestlers must be 205 lb (93kg) or less to compete as a cruiserweight.

If this keeps up heavyweight wrestlers can be 170 on average and cruiserweight limit will be full of 150 pound twinks instead. This will be the day I stop being a fan.

>>3052778
Unironically this.
> Crowd pleasing babyface (in a world where it's ridiculously hard to get over as one)
> Great in the ring and has had some top notch matches in NXT
But Vince fucking hates it when babyfaces get over by themselves.

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>>3052631
more like no penis ....holy shit!!!

>>3052631
Wtf?!

They used special effects to hide it

no the average wrestling fan in Japan is older businessmen. And the Yakuza

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>Average New Japan fan

>>3052627
Nah, but New Japan is smart enough to put the cuties up front and make sure they are on cam. Fat dudes and kids seems to get all ring side seats in most places.

Extremely fake dirt sheets!

>Uh, *cough* well, ya know, there have been whispers that uh, *cough* Shane tried to set up a direct line to Atlanta in Titan Tower and uh, ya know, these things they always change but right now ya gotta start thinking about a vote of no confidence

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>We at the WWE condemn in the strongest possible terms the horrific events that unfolded in the Benoit household earlier this weekend. And in that family that was violence on many sides, on many sides.

>>3052246
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BACK? We were all having a great discussing wrestling, then your ugly ass showed up back here even though you said you were going to leave because we're terrible people. ALSO, please explain to me why you even stay here if no one is nice to you, literally why would you waste your time spamming shit threads just so people can make fun of you?

how can you call yourself seth and finn fan girl when you ship ambrose and seth? kys carter get a new gimmick already