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>Monster among men
>Beast Incarnate
>The Architect known as
>Artist known as
>The Lunatic Fringe
>The Bulgarian Brute
>The Big Dog
>The Big Guy
>THE Maharaja
>The Prize Fighter
>The Cerebral Assasin
>The hounds of justice
Who comes comes up with these cringe gay repetitive adjectives why arebthey even needed?
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>>3047813
Vince
Some of them are fit (Rusev, Brock), others help give a guy a gimmick he wouldn't have naturally (Cerebral Assassin), but shit like "Big Guy" and "Big Dog" and the "Artist known as" are cringe city.
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>>3047819
"Artist known as" is probably the fucking worst so far. Also The Underdog From The Underground for Zayn.
They're giving them fake titles that usually mean nothing while they should make them do something to earn that title in the first place. Most are just related to the way their look or the place they come from, which is simply fucking boring
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>>3047813
>Maharaja not the best nickname
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Why do people still watch WWE?
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brainwashed
slow
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child
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accessibility mostly. the network is right there, i hang out with my local indie wrestlers at a bar near here and the network is easy to just put up on the tv. It's more of a tradition thing than it is an entertainment thing.
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>>3047786
Nostalgia at this point.
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>Try your hardest to punish one of the employees because petty shit (example: he marries with the girl you want to fuck)
>the punishment: have a shit match in a PPV and then lose
>actually punish your employee at the expense of punishing YOUR CLIENTS
What companies do this besides this deplorable shitshow
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Every company with a Corporate power structure and an unchecked madman sitting on the throne with yes men sucking his asshole, too afraid to tell him to stop.
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>>3047642
>actually punish your employee at the expense of punishing YOUR CLIENTS
The public shaming of Baron Corbin has been the most entertainment I've gotten from the WWE in a long, long time.
>Cena, mid-match when crowd was chanting "Let's go Cena, Cena sucks": Hear that, Corbin? They don't even register that you're standing there"
Or something to that effect was the biggest pop I've given to their programming this year.
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Balding Carbon
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>over as fuck together
>all jannetties in solo
How?
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>>3047624
Roman clearly the star and always has been. End this pathetic meme.
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>>3047624
They cover each other's weaknesses.
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>>3047628
>Roman clearly the star and always has been.
I agree, we SHOUD end this pathetic meme given how badly his 3 year "top guy" run has failed.
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HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
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I don't get it. Is it supposed to be like one of those Japanese music videos that get memed every so often?
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>>3047544
>Not wanting an army of Bliss cheerleaders
Found the fag
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>>3047544
THE JEW ARMY IS ASSEMBLING
MOBILIZE THE PANZERFAUSTS
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*interrupts you*
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>>3047214
*can't understand sarcasm*
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>um... yeah. You know, it is what it is. But...um yeah. Plans change.
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*charges you 10.99 for a newsletter*
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Does /asp/ REALLY hate Based Kana? Or is it just that one seething monkey poster?
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>>3047208
It's just that one eternally seething autist. Who can hate her? She is the total package.
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>fun to watch well booked technical wrestler with a flair for the pageantry side of wrestling
yeah no I want more Lana matches on my tv
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No. The board was full of marking out when kicked out of the Eclipse. There's a few edgy neckbeards with shit taste but most like her
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Did they?
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>>3047186
Yes. And she was underage at the time too. Of course, Macho Man being Jewish and all, this shouldn't come as a shock
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???
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>>3047186
Yeah.
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GFW Fan Abused At SummerSlam By WWE Fans
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A fan that attended Summerslam is claiming that he got hate from other fans for wearing a GFW/Impact Wrestling shirt at the event. According to the fan, he was flipped off and insulted. In addition to that, the fan says someone threw a popcorn box at his head.
>So far at #NXTTakeOverBrooklynIII I've received 3 middle fingers, 5 insults and 1 popcorn box thrown at my head all for repping #ImpactOnPOP pic.twitter.com/twdKJkmDtS
— Kyle (@Kyle_IHR) August 20, 2017
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>>3047148
Damn! Double J is THAT desperate for media attention?
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>>3047148
Wtf I love Brooklyn now
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>>3047148
Sounds like he didn't listen to the Hulkster.
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>Rewatching EC 2017
>Remember how much I marked out for my favorite wrestler finally winning the WWE title
>Remember thinking he'd having a lengthy run as champ
>Has a 4 star match against Cena and Styles on Smackdown and wins clean
>Remember thinking Randy would do the right thing and put Bray over
>Loses and from then on becomes a nothing jobber
Fuck WWE man. How can they keep getting away with this!
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They wasted such a great opportunity
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>Bray unlocked a new level of powers at WM
>One RKO
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>>3047145
Reminder that Randy buried RuRu with one fucking RKO.
Reminder that Cena had to "overcome the odds" on RuRu, despite being a 15 time WWE champion.
Reminder that Reigns was a big douche canoo towards RuRu and his wife, despite being the """""""face"""""""".
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>YES YES YES YES YES
People say Vince is still ejaculating
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Stroman has to look strong to make Lesnar look strong so Lesnar can make Roman look strong.
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>>3047053
This lol
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>>3047053
>Hurr Durr it must be to make Roman look strong
Why is everyone here obsessed with Roman? He's not wining all the time and he ate the pin at Summer Slam. I mean when was the last time he won anything? Lost to Strowman on RAW in last man standing, lost to Strowman at GBoF. At this point Roman's a main event jobber
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How can white girls compete with THAT?
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Why don't her thigh meat match bros?
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They can't as Bray Wyatt's ex-wife knows.
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>>3046885
By being white
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>finally turns heel and finds his stride
>acts like KENTA of the good ol NOAH days
>has moment and potential to be relevant again
>WWE jobs him out in his first big match
JUST
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Hideo unfortunately fell into the same position as Gargano. They both needed the win but their opponents needed it more.
Black is clearly somebody they're building for big stuff, he needed the win more than Hideo and Hideo took a lot of the match and even busted Black open. He just got caught with Black Mass which is instant death.
He came off about as well as you can in defeat.
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He's only gonna get over as his old self so hopefully he can keep it up. Thankfully NXT is currently populated by people who have worked in Japan and won't piss and moan about being kicked stiffly
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>>3046862
>NXT
>Dudes get stiffed, busted open, suffer broken bones, finish the goddamn match.
>Raw
>Cass has an owie, collapses, has to be helped off, screaming "FUCK" in front of kids the whole way up.
Big Cass forgot his fuckin' roots.
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>go to Dodgers game
>crowd cheers, boos, but mostly just claps, while occasionally yelling a players name ('Puiiiiiiiig' etc) when they come up to bat
>go to Raw, Smackdown, or bingo hall show
>'holy shit!' 'This is awesome!' 'You deserve it!' 'these two guys!' 'Fight forever!' '2 sweeet!' every five fucking seconds like a cheap imitation of an ECW crowd with minimal clapping
why is this allowed?
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baseball and wrestling aren't the same thing you ding dong
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>>3046671
Because faggots established the precedent that crowds need to get themselves over and be part of the show
Have fun jobbing to the Astros
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>>3046671
are ya ding-dong didly retarded
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>stealing Nash's gimmick
what gives?
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Damn, Big Ass used to be a sexy boi
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he really is SAWFT
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>>3046634
How? Did he tear his quad?