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MARYSE MY FUCKING DICK

>>3044674
>it's a roman btfos cenetty episode

Maryse is a fucking 10. Dear Lord above.

but ellsworth is carmella's hbk

>>3044624
and HHH was the HBK of DX

>>3044730
not until after shawn fucked off for a couple years

>>3044364
well that's not very nice

>>3044364
Haha and people said only Vanilla midgets get injured what about this idiot

>the match started with enzo throwing a crutch at cass
pottery

>>3044241
Is that her bra?

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AND THIS RIGHT HERE
THIS IS BITCH ASS
AND HE JUST TORE HIS QUAD
AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT

THERES ONLY
ONE WORD
TO DESCRIBE YOU
AND IM GONNA
SPELL
IT
OUT FOR YA

N A S H

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

>>3044241
PitSLUT

work or shoot?
im thinking shoot, the replay was pretty cringeworthy

>one move away from finishing the match
>can't do it
he's going to get heat for this

BIG CAW

Boipussy > Girlpussy

Papi que lindo es ser un /Smack/ hermano

I'm hoping they make Braun the new Hulk Hogan

>All it takes it for a few table spots and finisher spam for an E drone to like a match

Sad

>finisher spam is OK when NJPW does it
>it's not when WWE does it

what did he mean by this

>>3043666
Actually, all it really takes is Braun "Manlet Stomper" Strowman to assault men, furniture, men with furniture, and most amusingly, furniture with men.

Great catch. Delicious.

>>3043563
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>Divas
uhm no

Last night was the final straw, lads. I've given WWE one too many chances and they're showing NO signs of ever improving their product. I've canceled my WWE Network subscription and I do not plan to ever watch raw or smackdown again. I am done with this fucking carny, shitty excuse for a wrestling promotion!

Welp, time to jump on the New JaCHAD Train

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>3 hours and 15 minutes left

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>3 hours 12 minutes left

WTF I love ember now

>>3043424
Good old Ember Sheboon.

>>3043424
UNBEATABLE EVEN WITH 1 ARM

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That head dress thing is the gayest thing in wrestling since Billy and Chuck
Who japan not counted of course

>>3043360
>wet her panties

>>3043360
Ya see his entrance and ding-dong diddly paint and go "this guy is pretty cool" then ya ding-dong diddly see him stand next to other wrestlers, see he like 5' 2" and laugh. fire this talentless manlet NOW vince or put him with cruiserweights where he fucking ding-dong diddly belongs!!!

>>3043247
SHUT UP

>changed his music to something awful
>lost the briefcase
>changed his Titantron
>lost at SS to Cena who is still paying for his Nexus burial

How can one person fall so fucking far? Just a few months ago, he went from such a promising star, good heel work, winning MITB and showing that he had the potential to be a big player in the coming years and now he's basically where Braun Strowman started last year without the ability to get himself out.

Corbin needs to disappear and get jacked.

>>3043470
>something awful
Pfef

YES

FUCK OFF ASSUKA

BASED

Fire Ember for injuring our Empress.

Virgil nearly working boring snorebin into suicide

Gotten to. The state of this mess.

It must hurt knowing that your push is over

>>3043070
Lmao Juice Robinson is such a fucking shitbird

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No one cares you fat virgin