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what is some retarded shit normies say about dogs that is not true
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>>2400624
Anything emotions related
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>dogs need to be walked every day
>they need their water to be changed every day
So fucking dumb.
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Dogs can't look up.
Not sure where that came from but I've known multiple people, standing right next to a dog say that.
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Ayy lmao, get rekt, retards. Time to clean the Wikipedia of your unscientific fan "art".
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>>2400594
No one said it was covered in feathers. No proper paleontologist that is. Proto-feathers are not feathers. Like how a screenshot blog post isn't a good thread.
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>>2400599
>n-no one ever said they had feathers
Yes, they fucking did and you know it.
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>>2400594
>From these skin patches, representing the tyrannosaurabdomen, chest, pelvis, neck and tail, theresearchers found nothing but scales.
I've been saying this on /an/ for about 8 years now.
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help i think my cat is gay
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>>2400471
Your cat is not gay, your cat is KILLER QUEEN
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Perhaps.
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>>2400471
ey b0ss
gibe de pusi b0ss
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/an/, I have a question. Do people actually fart on their cats?
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>>2400396
>people
No, but cat owners do.
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>>2400400
kek
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>>2400396
I fart on my birds sometimes so I doubt I'm alone in my habit of farting on pets.
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Did the anubian jackal ever really exist? If so, are muslims the reason why we don't see them around anymore?
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>>2400149
https://www.theguardian.com/science/grrlscientist/2015/jul/30/golden-jackal-a-new-wolf-species-hiding-in-plain-sight
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>>2400149
Im a historian, egyptologist, and zoologist. I suspect anubis was never meant to be a representation of a jackal, but rather a breed of dog that was common in the regions at the time. Jackals dont even have those body proportions like in the statues
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>>2400163
I know it wasn't really a jackal, but was there a black dog that had those proportions at that time, and what happened to it?
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Alright fools.
I've always been interested in practicing eugenics and selectively breeding my own species of something, however, that requires a ton of money which I don't have.
What's the smallest animal, insect or plant that can easily cared for and rapidly reproduce, while also not making me look like a complete weirdo if my friends come over and see me raising them.
I want to hear, "Oh my god anon, you have your own breed of flowers that ONLY grows in your basement!?" and not, "Anon why the fuck have you bred a species of mint flavored cockroaches?"
So far I've thought about raising guppies, domesticating jumping spiders, breeding tiny octopuses or even buying finger sized lizards. My main goal with animals is to make them smarter or more aesthetically pleasing, such as a cute breed of insects that kills all pests within your home.
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>>2399943
>smarter
good luck with that.
humans have been breeding dogs to be smarter for something like 10,000 years, they're actually dumber than the wolves they came from.
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Bees my dude.
check out the beekeeping general
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Weed.
Create something super strong that gets people super high, create your own ultra efficient specie, profit from it and get high at the same time that a ton of stoners and pretty much everyone will love you.
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Underwater feline edition
Old thread >>2392947
Discuss anything aquarium related here, including inhabitants, decor and issues.
Google is your friend.
Feel free to ask questions but know that there are a lot of resources out there that could answer your question a lot faster and accurately than /an/.
Make sure to include these things in your post before asking because we can't help you if we don't have the full picture:
-tank size (include dimensions, not just volume)
-parameters (ammonia, nitrate, nitrite, pH, GH, KH)
-any and all inhabitants + how long you've had them
Discord channel link: go to #aquatics
https://discord.gg/vdusMP5
Links:
Tank Cycling:
https://www.petcha.com/freshwater-aquarium-cycling/
https://www.petcha.com/fishless-aquarium-cycling-method/
Care Guides:
>http://seriouslyfish.com/
Plants and Animals for sale:
>http://www.petsolutions.com/
>http://www.aquabid.com/
>http://www.liveaquaria.com/
Database for aquatic plants and their parameters
>http://www.flowgrow.de/db/aquaticplants
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHbz8fQ_L64
there`s another thread hier:
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Planting your tank is so easy, you just drop plants in and "boom"? it's ready.
Don't see how you get troubles with that ^)
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Official Animal Names Thread
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What are the proper names?
I'll start with the most obvious.
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So I heard you'd like to have some special kind of hell at home 2017-06-04 03:32:35 Post No.2398453
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOVr9083QxM&feature=youtu.be&t=8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l4fImlqB5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g3wG6jighA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S56-spEYas&feature=youtu.be&t=137
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH2Uy974TYU
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>>2398454
>HAHAHAHHAHA A TRASHCAN AAHHAHA
>AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
>I FELL INTO THE TRASH AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA
sounds like a prom party at 1am
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Why on earth would you do this?
Why would you train your bird to do this shit when it really gets old after a couple minutes?
Just imagine having to put up with this for literally DECADES.
Imagine sleeping in your bed and suddenly at night theres evil woman laughter coming from unlit, pitch black kitchen.
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A friend and I are having another stupid argument, help us sort this out if you could.
Who would most likely come out victorious in a fight to the death? One naked man VS 100 knife-wielding medium sized crabs with human intelligence.
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>>2402119
no shit the crabs would win if you were to give them human intelligence. they'd know that they just have to make a dome formation holding up the knifes and rush him and there's nothing he could do but flee
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>>2402119
**EDIT** The guy gets to wear lowtop shoes.
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Crabs
100 is a lot
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What is the best animal, and why is it dogs?
Dogs are the best friend a human can have. They have evolved alongside us for thousands of years to be our faithful friends and companions, helping us hunt. If you get a dog, it will love you no matter what. You can't say that of any other animal. If you befriend a dog, it is your friend for life. They are the most loyal creatures, they will follow you to hell and back. Dogs are useful in modern society too, as guide dogs, police dogs, etc. They are more than just pets.
And what do cats have on them? They can shit in a box.
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bees hav cuter butts
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>>2401828
Yeah, I'm going to have to vote for bees too. Agriculture wouldn't exist without them.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States
>Man's best FURR-end
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Trying to think of a monster for my fantasy novel. It would be like my orc but bigger and stronger than the average human and more beast like. Any ideas?
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An ogre?
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>>2401777
I want something that is my own, lad
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swamp apes
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>You're at the park and this guy punches your dog
What do you do?
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Jokes on him. That's my kid on the leash. And he identifies as a pitbull
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>kicks my dog
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>>2401426
Call ICE
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http://abcnews.go.com/US/emotional-support-dog-attacks-passenger-flight/story?id=47869231
What's this, /an/? You told me this was a pedigree of peace?
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>>2401391
Go away evil dogger
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>>2401391
>News claims the dog was a Labrador mix
>In all photos of the dog its obviously a shitbull mix
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>>2401471
Where do you even see pictures?
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I found this small possum in my apartment parking lot this morning circling around in place. He is still there going at it and from what I read its seems at least 8 inches long so it should be okay on its own and not an lost baby? What should I do?
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>>2401146
>Opossum
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Take care of it. Love it
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>>2401146
>circling around in place
That sounds like rabies. Have animal rescue look into it.