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My honest advice is get drunk. That what I did during my vacations when I had a similar situation, and I ended up having a blast.

>>18470176
Sounds good. Thanks mate.

>>18470186
Dont stress over it, give it time and you´ll eventually forget her, If I did so can you.

>>18470170
fuck other girls, duh

you're not even married jfc just get your dick wet already

>>18470182
I have thought about it, but whats stopping me is that shes been a really good GF besides the sex. Shes supportive, she pushes me to be a better man, she´s loyal, and she´s good looking. I even planned on asking her to marry me in the next two years. It just seems like a waste to throw away a good relationship just because of the lack of sex, even though it kind of bothers me.

talk to her about it. jesus christ, youve dated for 4 years and you cant communicate with her about important things like this?

>>18470106
well first you want to work on your paranoia, see a therapist or something.
second, if it's an analog camera one is for power, one is for video, and one would be for audio if the camera even had a microphone which I doubt.

dont be a bitch op

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whats your height / weight / bmi

are you not fat

are you social

are you stylish

if you said no to any of these questions then fix that shit

google how to lose weight / gain muscle

go read up or watch some youtubes about confidence

go watch some youtubers about style

that should make you less ugly

pic related

>>18470121
thanks

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>shes with somebody

you either got to deal with the fact that she's dating someone, and be a supportive friend, or stop being friends with her

if you're going to try to sabotage the relationship then you're a fucking coward, and she will leave you for another guy just as she will leave him for you.

it's not rocket surgery, if she's taken, she's t a k e n

learn to stop being so possessive and clingy, girls dont like that either, and then go and find a girl you like

>>18470108
But that's the thing! We've become such good friends that I can't just fucking drop her! I definetley couldn't sabotage her happiness. That would be the scummiest thing to do! I want to move on but it's really hard when she is such an important person to me, you know?

Civ Engineers wouldn't be able to help you. They're experts in physics and math, not biology and chemistry like a nurse or physician.

As someone with a few introductory anatomy/healthcare courses under their belt, I wouldn't drink it. I would buy bottled, or boil the shit out of it.

>>Parish water guy says it's okay to drink
seems he has been infected already

Telling them the truth is the only sensible answer. Anything else will be delaying the inevitable. These things come out eventually anon, one way or another. Your parents probably won't react as severely as you imagine.

>>18470054
Honestly if you were my kid I'd probably beat the shit out of you. 1) For wasting my time and 2) For being such an autist you just slightly fucked up your own future for the stupidest reason imaginable.

Only reasonable thing to do now is to fess up, get a job, and enjoy being a semester behind in the spring.

>>18470018
you'll almost never get addicted to something just by trying it once. be responsible and don't take too much.

Kratom, in my experience, isn't addicting at all except maybe mentally.
It's incredibly hard to overdose because you WILL throw up violently if you take too much, and you'll only do it once.
I take it a couple times a week for sciatica and tendinitis, it works wonders. AND I don't have to worry about getting fucked on a piss test.
I strongly suggest looking at the Kratom reddit.

>>18470018
>Kratom, in my experience, isn't addicting at all except maybe mentally.
>It's incredibly hard to overdose because you WILL throw up violently if you take too much, and you'll only do it once.
>I take it a couple times a week for sciatica and tendinitis, it works wonders. AND I don't have to worry about getting fucked on a piss test.
>I strongly suggest looking at the Kratom reddit.
I see that but at the same time, I see people talking about getting addicted to it violently.

>>18469997

Before he moves ask him bro to bro to rant about all the stuff she does that drives him mad. Then decide if it's worth to go for it. Honestly a month isn't a long time and everything will be smoother if you wait.

>>18469980
>Have this fantasy that on graduation day I just munch Xanax till I die so I don't have to grow up
Jesus christ dude. Stop being a little bitch. You'll be earning at least 50k a year with an STEM degree even though you'll probably be doing some bullshit that some rando off the street can do but you get paid patrician bux because you have a degree.

>>18469980
Either get a job or be a fucking pansy and pursue academia like I am

Also academia is way harder than getting a job and will not give you all the riches and bitches you want.

But at least you get to live in the bubble forever

>>18469978
My father had it done 6 years ago. For the following 3-4 days he had to go 3 or 4 times a day to the bathroom because he couldn't "accumulate" the shit and dumping it at once. I'm not sure, but it might have been because of the aftermath of the anesthesia. After that he was the happiest man ever.
However if you are still young and you have only an episode or two it usually isn't worth it yet.
A few months ago I had a thrombosed external hemorrhoid, and the pain was terrible for almost a week, but two different doctors told me it's not the right time (I'm 23). If they slightly prolapse when you take a shit, and if they are soft and you still manage to put them back in without much trouble keep doing it and don't worry too much

>>18469954

I can't tell you what you should do, but I can tell you what worked for me. I got a job. Not a fun or easy job but one which took up all my time, physical, and mental energy. It paid well and I was able to confidently say that I was being successful because I had earned money. Pretty materialistic but hey it worked. It honestly can't hurt you as it helps future resumes and money is basically essential for everything anyway.

>>18469954
I'm depressed too. Right now on 3 antidepressants, they're doing a bit but not very much.

I relate. The world feels surreal, and while the antidepressant help me from the most violent of the horrible feelings, I still can't find any way to be too excited or satisfied about anything. Monotony monotony monotony, right?

First thing is to keep a stiff upper lip and think hard and very, very long before considering suicide. I think it can be an appropriate option given the circumstance, but definitely don't do it on a whim.

Find things that resonate with you and your current emotions, is the only thing I can say. Music, art, literature, blogs, games, whatever. Let yourself get lost in it. (That doesn't mean they're necessarily fun or that they make you feel good -- they might make you feel worse, but you can't fight the bad emotions forever. Let it run through you and it'll eventually subside a little.) Shout along to a sad song, cry if you have to, spend the entire day in bed watching death videos if that's your thing.

Also pick up an expressive hobby. Drawing, writing, singing, playing an instrument, fucking woodcarving, whatever appeals to you whatsoever. Start practicing and expressing yourself. Don't worry about it being good or presentable, worry about getting your emotions out however you can. If thats by slamming a marker into a piece of printer paper until it's broken, do it.

Do whatever you can to keep going.

Talk about it. Your girlfriend cares, and you deserve her.

I'm rooting for you, anon. Let's keep going together.

You could easily make a social media website with website builder/script. But you sound a little lazy man. Nothing wrong with hiring someone, btw. But I can tell you if you take the time to learn coding, you will get much further.

>>18470309
I'm sure i do sound lazy haha but i currently have 2 jobs work every single day. Like i said i have a good idea and id rather just kind of rough draft something and have someone make a finished legit version if i cant using a website builder. Something i can work on a couple hours a day. I don't have the time to learn coding.

>>18471288
Make the rough draft in paint or Photoshop. All you have to do is make a mock-up and let the developers know the functionality expected.

You can order half one topping and half another.

Tell his ass to get his own pizza. Claim your leftovers like a true fuckin alpha

>>18469948

Still keeps me from having leftovers. Also can't do a different kind of sauce on one side and the other.