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Couple camp counselors banging. .carry on OP,nothing to see here,move along.

i think south carolina enslaved more human beings than any other pre-civil war state in the union

Depending on what part of South Carolina, could be The Lizard Man or Sasquatch. .even a ghost hound...cry baby bridge...are you at summer camp OP? Looking to /x/ for a good campfire spook?

>>17808159
*hear

My opinion is it's all fake. Nutjobs and attention whores. Amusingly, nutjobs and attention whores with anal insertion fetishes.

This happened to me when I was a little kid. It's a little difficult to evoke memories because it was a extremely stressing event. It changed how I see the world because even my family and some agree after I told them, it can't be explained of you don't think about extraterrestrial intelligence. I really don't care if there's shills heckling or skeptics, this was real.

It happened to me and my sister.
>be around 12 years old
>playing around the house with them
>parents were out to some event I think, I don't remember
>stop to watch TV, favourite show about to begin
>sister starts bothering me, I just want to watch tv bitch
>suddenly there's kind of a weird silence outside, no animals making noises which is natural around here
>big white light shines from outside, to this day I can see it, thought it was a tractor or something because of the size and because starting shaking the house a little
>something akin to the movies but no so much
>shaking becomes stronger
>I think I see a weird figure lurking in the windows I'm front of the light
>sister starts levitating
>abducted
>decide to make my life mission to find here
>graduate at Oxford and then enter FBI
>convert sexy redhead partner to the paranormal
>bang her, shit so cash
>also sister tortured to death years ago

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We believe Yahweh is not the all-powerful being he is made out to be, he is able to be defeated and has been on the defensive for the last 100 or so years. We are behind the rise of Paganism, Yahweh is instead a weak temper-tantrum filed idiot, he did not create the universe, he did not create man, he did not create he only destroys.

The human mind is the most powerful thing next to the Elder-Gods of old, via sheer force of will we can create and "gods" with our thoughts, I am working on elevating Trump to god-hood.


The elder gods have old have been known under many names, form /Pol's adopted "Meme Magic" god Kek( Egyptian founder-god of the universe), to Norse gods, to Roman, Greek, Babylonian, etc.

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Kappa
Alpha
Omega

Checkin in to say fuck yeah ;^)

One man truth or dare

>>17806919
Anything for more than one person?

>>17806916
Hide the sausage.

I'm certain you and your mates would be into that ;)

>>17806772
Also his mixtape E.A.R.T.H is worth listening to.

>>17806772
Why #water? What's he got to say about water?

>>17806983
Probably how we're running out of fresh water and anyone who makes over 8 or 9 figures is buying all the land with fresh water on or under it that they can

Scott Bakula used to do that all that time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYmn3Gwn3oI

>>17806000
My twin brother and I thought we did once. We went to tell dad, but he just laughed his ass of at how gullible we were; he moved us to each others' beds while we were sleeping as a prank, to punish us for trying to confuse our teachers all the time by pretending to be each other. It was surprisingly effective.

No, but I've always wanted to

>>17805839
Obviously the 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Rest in peace Frank

1st of all, NO ONE has died and come back because once you are dead you are DEAD. if you came back, you weren't dead.

2nd, why post a pic that will just force people to post what the pic says instead of answering your stupid question?

>>17805675
My heart was stopped for a minute and 45 seconds once. Had an allergic reaction to some antibiotic. They had got it started again with an adrenaline shot. It was a trip.

>being this submissive
Just post it nerd

Sleep deprivation does strange things. My hands do not feel like MY hands. They do not seem like MY hands. If so, are they really my hands? If not, who has replaced my hands with theirs? Did anyone, or was this the will of the universe? Does the universe have will? Surely it is possible, as there are infinite parallel universes. If there are infinite universes, then who is to say ours is not the one of which the universe is animate? But if it is animated, why is it so cruel? Why does it make life the way it is? Would abandoning the mortal coil please it? But why should we please it, as we are not of its favored beings? But of course one could argue that we are. That could explain my luck. But what is luck, and why do I possess it? Is it a roll of the dice, or calculations? But is a dice truly random? It has the same chance to land on any six sides, but there are constant variables affecting it. So there is no luck. Only the universe performing calculations for a select amount, some getting better calculations than others?

More.
Tbe darkness does strange things to a person's mind. Makes them see things, hear things, feel things. Can we for certain say that these things are not real, and only products of our imagination? No, for we do not know all of the boundaries of this universe.

>>17805306
>road trip
>passenger side
>the family comes to a gas station to refuel
>slowly open my eyes but still half asleep
>realize i can't move anything
>panic ensues
>see figure way off in the distance
>just standing there
>i can't focus on him
>everything is crystal clear but he is completely blurry
>close my eyes
>wait about a minute
>everything was back to normal
>it hasn't happen since (knock on wood)

>>17805306
>I have literally nothing to contribute: the thread
Every time

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>>17805306
What the fuck is that image??

Looks like /x/ only cares about summoning succubus waifus and being edgy.

It just disappeared without saying or doing anything or going anywhere? Not a skinwalker, then. Also not a skinwalker because skinwalkers are humans, not ghoulish beings. They're supposedly physical and would have to leave through a door or window or something.

Have any more details for us? What else had happened?

>>17805288
Well, when he lived there as a kid there were a few incidents where they would spot something in the house, usually leaning over beds. Supposedly he was woken up by his mom screaming at something to get away from him. He said even though his eyes were open upon hearing her yell, he saw nothing but pitch dark until it disappeared. I thought this could be shadow people, but it's not consistent with this new thing. I've only ever found strange things in the woods, which is questionable because in the woods at night it's easy to get paranoid or misidentify, but this is in his house.

>>17804373
>I was told this kind of stuff is discussed here but its full of dumb people who believe in aliens and ghosts.
Yeah
Welcome to /x/, enjoy your stay!

>>17804373
No one believes in anything here. It's just edgy chuunis roleplaying and people with long down time at work who come here to laugh at them.

There's the odd anon who's off his meds and actually believes the voices though.

>>17804373
Aliens
>more stupid to think they are not real
Ghosts
>Who knows, I've never seen one
>moon landings didn't happen
This is worse than flat earth not only were there 1000s of NASA scientists were monitoring it the Soviets were too if it was bunk they would of called us that. And up until then the Soviets had put the first people in space, first satellite, first space station etc. So it's not to far far fetched to think the USA could put men on the moon

first of all you have to realize that you yourself are a parasite to this earth.

>>17803668
and earth is a parasite of the sun. now?

>>17803672
Now go into a completely white and bare room. I am talking about bleached walls and everything

Also another video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Aos0hnwiHt8

You sure youre not getting him confused for Michael?

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What the fuck is a qi?

Any readers?

>>17802962
I will later. I'm still feeling sick but getting better

If there are any willing readers to tell me what career path i should take next i would love that.
Wether I should take this job at the animal shelter or continue in machining or culinary arts or something entirely different.
The only Problem with the animal shelter is theres not a lot of hours