Alright /X/ I want to here opinions on Aliens and spooky

>>17808159
*hear

My opinion is it's all fake. Nutjobs and attention whores. Amusingly, nutjobs and attention whores with anal insertion fetishes.

This happened to me when I was a little kid. It's a little difficult to evoke memories because it was a extremely stressing event. It changed how I see the world because even my family and some agree after I told them, it can't be explained of you don't think about extraterrestrial intelligence. I really don't care if there's shills heckling or skeptics, this was real.

It happened to me and my sister.
>be around 12 years old
>playing around the house with them
>parents were out to some event I think, I don't remember
>stop to watch TV, favourite show about to begin
>sister starts bothering me, I just want to watch tv bitch
>suddenly there's kind of a weird silence outside, no animals making noises which is natural around here
>big white light shines from outside, to this day I can see it, thought it was a tractor or something because of the size and because starting shaking the house a little
>something akin to the movies but no so much
>shaking becomes stronger
>I think I see a weird figure lurking in the windows I'm front of the light
>sister starts levitating
>abducted
>decide to make my life mission to find here
>graduate at Oxford and then enter FBI
>convert sexy redhead partner to the paranormal
>bang her, shit so cash
>also sister tortured to death years ago

>>17808159

Alien Abduction stuff comes from the same place as all the old "Fairy Abduction" stories came from --some species-wide flaw in the human consciousness.

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>>17808229
cheeky bitch

>love the spooky