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they hate judgement
they look like cartoon characters
they fucked god over

All just part of the devils plots trying to get power. Ultimatley usless because we already know Christ will win and banish him.

>>17810650
INTERDENOMINATIONAL DEMONIC BEINGS

>>17810471
Enjoy it, because this is the only kiss you will ever have. Now go back to /r9k/

>>17810479
I've had many kisses before, that's how I knew what happened. Stop being some kind of edgelord.

>>17810471
Sleep paralysis?

>>17810458
OP admitted he made the whole thing, I can't remember what it actually said, but it was kind of stupid.

Still, it was a pretty cool book.

>>17810458
It was odd-parity hexadecimal ascii encoding. /sci/ figured it out. Said some shit about having fun and being mindful plus OP's gay name and 2016 on the first page. I'm glad I didn't put much time into the actual decoding.

>>17810509
This is why I only glanced at the thread from time to time and left the code-cracking to the hardcore fanatics.

Just think how much better it would have been if OP wrote something cool or meaningful. It was a really neat concept.

You're making this sound a bit more daunting than it actually is, aren't ya?

In an infinite universe, "outside the universe" would refer to other universes.

I personally like the black hole/white hole idea, the whole endless loop thing. But I can't even get people to comprehend the fourth dimension, so, I dunno.

I had some friends in high school who proposed the idea that we had already happened and were just a ghost of a memory of a long dead world that was in the process of being sucked into a black hole, and that was pretty cool. Had some others who decided we created God in order for it to create us, deciding the will was the creation force and the only thing holding reality together. Fun stuff.

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Now that I think about it, much of what we claim to know of this universe is based largely on things which we cannot see, but assume to exist base on other phenomena observed among the stars. We class alien planets based on nothing more than the flicker of a pixel representing and impossibly distant blurry star. We purpose the idea of black holes, dark matter and dark energy simply because they must exist for our current models and theories to work. Perhaps this Universe is far more simple than we could have ever imagined and if that is indeed the case, is that itself not more terrifying?

>>17810451
Kind of like how time travel paradox must sustain itself in order for said time travel to occur. We create God that he may create us and so on.

I also like your idea of our reality being a mere echo trapped within the event horizon of a black hole.

>>17810456
Yeah, from what I gather, all of existence boils down to one equation or another. I don't put any stock in that "divine equation" crap that was going around here a while back (something geometry, I can't remember what it was called because it was stupid), but if you've got the right equation and all the variables, you can make a damn good guess as to what will happen.

I don't really think it's terrifying to think the universe is much more simple than we think it is, just maybe a little boring, almost. But, hey, if that were the case, maybe we'd get around to exploring our oceans and taking better care of the environment.

Yeah, that's it.

I kinda like that idea too. It's oddly comforting when I'm going through tough spots in life. I feel like if the universe can push on through freaking stars eating each other, if all of this has already happened, if the universe will just move on without us, then what I'm going through ain't so bad. I'm just a little disappointed that I don't get to look out and see time stretching behind us like theory suggests we should be able to. Or maybe we do, we just have to experience it one lifetime at a time.

stop going to sleep

Don't sleep on your back

try jerking off while pretending to have sex with a succubus

I think it was called "Lands."

It's called Worlds

Worlds.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqel0k0NzNU

Well, cool sneakers for starters, but it looks like you got that covered.

Cult leaders are charismatic. That's their main thing. They need to be able to listen and make someone feel good about themselves. Having good looks helps also such as Manson. When you get the listening part down you need to get blackmail on people to use against them. Make people depend on you and learn what they fear. Tear them apart from everyone else but you. You are right, everything else is wrong. If they do something wrong get extremely eratic and mad over it. Be feared by them but also be their #1 person in their life.

>>17809318
This. You need to actually be likeable.

Sorry OP

Run for your life. Nothing is ever just tapping

So you can say you're tapped?

>>17809074
parents are fucking (/x files worthy)

>>17808974
I locked myself in the bathroom. Your wifi fucking sucks so come help

>>17808974
>3.78 MB of a wall.

Thanks.

call de popo

ALGUIEN PUEDE CONTAR ALGUNA AGNECDOTA DE ALGO SIN LOGICA QUE LE HALLA OCURRIDO

>>17808874
Lin gyina yo faggio

>>17808881
SI
escribir en español en un tablon de habla en ingles PEDAZO DE MIERDA

yes. you can use almost anything for divination

>>17808755
there was trend here a year or so iirc where people would do reading with yu gi oh cards. no idea if it was serious or not though, i never actually checked the threads out

>>17808755
Yes. The suits of the tarot even correspond to playing card suits.

But you're just using objects and randomization for insight, so you can use anything. Assign a different meaning to a number and roll some dice. Use the last number of your 4 chan post, whatever.

>>17808544
>attack other peoples beliefs in the collective conciousness
If there are, they're idiots. It'd take about a billion times more work to attack someone that way because then the practitioner would have to override the beliefs of countless people instead of just the target.

But I've spent enough time on /x/ to know that no matter what ridiculous, unnecessarily-hard, unworkable method is proposed, some numpty is going to tout it as if it's the Only Way to Do Magic. So...there probably are some beliefs like that.

>Could you destroy chakras with hate magic
Probably, but that'd be another way to make an attack into way more work than necessary. Just stick a psychic sword or similar instrument into a physically-vital spot, that'll fuck things up just fine if you do it right.

>kundalini psychosis
IIRC that's the result of raising the kundalini in a n00bish way.

>shit is super dangerous I was lied to.
Welcome to magick and similar arts. It ain't Disney.

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>>17808593
>It ain't Disney
It's just as made up you fucking faggot

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What system were you using?

Ask what's my name?

>>17808541
>plays oujia board
Ask the spirits if you will ever stop playing stupid board games.

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Ask the size of its ghost weiner!

>>17808414
that's pretty far out dude

do you think plants and trees have souls?

Wat if I get eaten by shark? Do I become shark? Do I become shark poo?

That isn't reincarnation anon. I think you're trying to twist the meaning of the word to suit your theory.

But this is /x/, what the fuck do I expected