one of these threads
Been crazy and obsessed with the paranormal since I was a kid, nothing changed after /x/.
>facebook: LET'S TALK ABOUT ME!! thread detected
There's this thread on /gif/ called "columbus ohio, 1982"... it's a bunch of really weird porn clips. They start off just a bit odd and then get creepier as you go... you have to check them out:
>>>/gif/8733457
Someone's comment implied this isn't the first time someone's posted them. I'd almost like to think it's like some kind of XXX ARG? Maybe?
>>17814899
Since I'm slacking at work, could you give me a few more details on how these are weird?
>>17814908
You'll need teh audio... but basically it's old (possibly) amateur home recordings of sex, but cut in a way that makes you think whoever this person is, they're probably dead.
Some of the later clips have direct comments in the audio like a whispered "I will kill you", and the one clip has a happy looking woman in a hot tub move across the tub while looking into the camera and then it freeze-frames on her face as she suddenly looks worried... these are examples, they're worth exploring.
Some are composited with standard creepy pasta images, but most aren't. "dining room or there is nothing" can be briefly seen in one. But it's not done in a way to imply those things are created by the filmmaker, only to suggest a relationship in philosophy.
Another important note is that this is all original footage... the folks on /gif/ have an encyclopedic knowledge of porn and nobody has seen this stuff anywhere else.
its all /omg/ up right the one cradles man reverse the one catches man when he FALLS. Repent sinners for i am here. With you all.
>>17814456
Die you charlaton cunt, everyone secretly hates you, and only loves you out of fear bitch!
>>17814466
i know :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5uTyQ1qUvw
That is the video of it
when I first stumbled upon this creature, it looked like a winged lizard from the back, but now that I look around it more, it looks like some sort of insect?? It has weird eyes and whiskers, and also seems to have some sort of stinger at the back I think, so I would assume its an insect....????
>>17814060
That's just a moth you dunce. You should probably go finish your primary school homework now
>>17814060
Are you trolling? Or did you literally just get spooked by a moth?
>>17814060
good 'ol' /x/.
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>>17812221
I'm guessing Thoth is asleep. Someone please point him to the reading I gave him:
>>17813818
>>17813821
For a card, am I supposed to use intuition based on what I know about the card itself or just use the standard definition to guide me for now?
What doyou suggest for intiniation into magick/occult/divination.?
Hey /X/, so I was browsing the Archives and stumbled upon the Omegle/Michael/Ro Thread. I found it interesting as fuck and was wondering what ended up happening. If nothing, I would like to continue the search with your help. Here's the original thread: >>17803099
>>17813440
That would have been so much more interesting if you were browsing the 4plebs archive.
>>17813440
People were not willing enough to look to solve what was going on. He has not given up however.
If aliens aren't real, then who impregnated my sweet Nancy?
>>17813402
Reptilians aren't aliens.
#notallearthlings
>>17813402
Hank Hill. It's so obvious.
>>17813402
It would have been funny as fuck if Dale and Nancy both had dormant/recessive indian genes that manifested themselves in Joeseph's skin, Joeseph being Dale's biological son all along would be worth more than all the meme magic in the world
What are the most common and repeated attributes of national park disappearances? Can we make a list that includes as much detail as possible? I have a theory about this but I need to know what is similar between the cases.
I'll start:
>Disappearances most often by people who are alone and unarmed
>On average very old and very young
>Often bodies are found without shoes
>Cars are found with missing owners but with the keys still in the ignition
>Dogs are unable to follow the scents of missing people
>Disappearances usually happen in daylight or just before dusk
>US government unwilling to provide details of investigations
What other patterns exist in these disappearances?
>>17813093
Literally just read missing 411, there's more info there than you'll get from any of these nerds
>>17813101
I was hoping if there was anything else i could add to the list somebody on /x/ would help out. I don't have time to feather through every missing persons case
>Nothing is ever stolen from bodies - cameras and vehicles are normally found intact
Has anyone ever heard of phantom teeth before?
It's something I swear I've heard about before, but I have no idea where. I think it might have been a creepypasta or something on /x/ from before, but if anyone has any ideas or whatever, please tell me.
Pic unrelated, it just seemed to fit.
I get phantom limb pains from my missing top row of teeth where I have a denture. That's about it
>>17812947
When you get a root canal you get a phantom tooth sensation where you can still feel the tooth despite there being no nerve. Its basically your body thinking its still there.
Not sure if this constitutes as phantom teeth but I do remember having dreams in the past where my teeth fell out and the sensation of teeth falling out felt very real.
Can someone on /x/ write a creepypasta for my new original character?
Le Spooky Ghost Cowboy Man
And some still try and say summer/x/ isn't kiddie /x/.
>>17812818
Watch if I get the tripples it means ur gay and haunted by the gay ghost. Thanks for the bump faggot.
>>17812813
Lol, high noon ghostie!
Hello, /x/. This is the first time I've made a thread here. But, I have a thread from /b/ that you guys might me interested in. It's a code, with a cryptic image, and no one on /b/ can solve it. So, I've heard that some people on /x/ are masters on this stuff. So, the thread, if you decide to go to it, is: >>>/b/689794203
Tell them that you're from /x/.
Pic related, that's the image.
ANUSBUMP
>>17812350
Bumping and reposting before it 404s.
NALUS PERAXAM BABLON JUKALANI
091-2982-1928-3920-6391-2830-076-33-41--0ac
>>17812350
Behold! The rarest pepe!
Greetings
I'm going to summon Prince Sitri relatively soon to help me something regarding love.
I have never summoned anything but have experience talking to spirits . I talked to Sitri earlier today(I think) and he's a cool guy. I'm looking to officially evoke him and make a deal with him in regards to meeting a woman.
I'm asking for any and all advice from other summoners before I do this. What can go wrong? If I fuck it up, will my life be ruined?
I have read and researched summonin/evocation and will continue to up to the actual ritual, which will be in weeks/months until im ready in all ways. Any input is appreciated. Thanks in advance
Nump
Said this last thread and will say it again, demons are only inherently friendly to dedicated Satanists, dabblers who try to extort personal gain won't get very far. Besides you have much less to offer them than we do, they'd rather work with someone who respects them and trusts them enough to invoke them rather than evoking with a protective circle which is disrespectful to the god you're working with.
>>17812272
yes, op if you fuck up your life will be ruined, so don't fuck up.
What's the most spooky Goosebumps episode from the original series to spook my tonight on Netflix?
>spooky Goosebumps
10 year old detected
>>17811888
Werewolf of Fever Swamp
Werewolf Skin
Haunted Mask
Welcome to Dead House
One of those should fit the bill.
>>17811936
>tfw Killer Sponge got an episode but none of the monster blood books did
UFO time
Have any of you ever had an experience with unidentified glowing orbs? I did last week:
>11pm, go into my garden for a joint
>no clouds tonight
>as soon as I go outside I notice a bright orange ball of light in the sky
>realise this is the same as the ufo orb phenomena I've been researching for the past few months
>the light stanbds perfectly still in the sky for 30 minutes, then starts moving slowly, changing directions multiple times before stopping still again
>orb starts pulsating and then disappears
>wtfhappened.jpg
>re-appears and gets much brighter for 1 second, then starts moving to my right at a faster speed than before
>it disappears, and reappears after 5 seconds whilst continuing to move
>stops again, then somehow splits into 2, with another orange orb the same size of it now hovering next to it
>they continue pulsating, then instantly accelerate to my left and out of sight
I don't know what these things are, but they've been documented for a long time and we still have no explanation.
BTW these things are definitely not chinese lanterns, planes, flares or satellites; they stayed perfectly still with no movement even though it was windy, and the speed they moved off at was impossible to do without needing to accelerate first. Wtf /b/?
Pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0Q4J8_IahA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftvz-bx1g8k
I thought this was the right board for things suh as this?
Does anyone else ever have dreams where they are in a house, apartment or building (or anywhere, these are just places that I've visited in this particular type of dream) and you start running into people who are just as baffled to be there and to interact with you as you are? Or where you run into people who have been there for a while and are used to visitors and don't give you much attention, seemingly preoccupied with their own goals?
I've had this type of dream lately and the people in it always agree that they are real people who are sharing a common experience of being in the same space. The people sometimes seem to be reluctant to call what we're experiencing a dream. The word "simulation" or "video game" are things I've heard to describe it while talking to others in these dreams. The weird thing about these spaces where we meet is that the houses and spaces always seem to have very particular and unique furnishings and objects, almost as if these spaces have been "lived-in" for extended periods of time. These buildings are always very labyrinthine, but have exits. They seem multi-leveled and bigger on the inside than on the outside, like you could explore them forever, finding rooms around strange corners. They always seem cluttered, like I said before. Notes on the walls, things on the floor. These seem to be heavily-traveled places.
What I find particularly strange about these dreams is that they always have the same "feeling," that feeling being very different than other dreams I have. One aspect of this feeling is almost ineffable, very difficult to describe. Just a very specific type of atmosphere. The second aspect of this unique feeling is that I feel more lucid than usual in these dreams. Not completely lucid, but definitely more lucid than in other dreams, where I usually feel like nothing more than a passive observer.
I sometimes dream about this one mall that I've visited numerous times in my dreams and im particular a record store in that mall is where I spend most the dream. I talk with other customers there just as if it were a real place. Always seems odd when I wake up. Like I try to pinpoint where that mall is in real life but I don't think it really exists. It's also kinda like not in the present but stuck in the 90's as that would be when there were actually still record stores in malls etc.
>>17811312
You are spiritually connected to that place, and so are the other people there. It seems like they may have a collective mission however there is no hierarchy or enforcement to ensure that the objectives are pursued, thus the uncoordinated and meandering state you experienced in your dream.
>>17811312
Cont'd
Anyway, like I said, the most important thing about these dreams is the fact that there are other people who seem to be in the same strange situation as me, seeing other people and realizing that they think they're dreaming or in a simulation too. Last night, we all got around a table, there were about 12 people or more, and we were discussing the situation. I remember one person seeming very stressed out about the implications of the whole thing, and started having a bit of a breakdown. I can't remember what we discussed otherwise exactly.
Now, before you call me a role-player, I'm not fucking around here. This really happened to me, but I am completely open to the idea that this is just another type of dream that one can have and has absolutely nothing to do with the paranormal whatsoever. I'm fine with that. I'm just curious to see if anyone has these same experiences, and to see if we can find any commonalities in our experiences. If we can, then maybe this is more than just dreaming after all.