Archived threads in /x/ - Paranormal - 194. page

>>19490291
does this mean you get to die now?

>>19490291
Please explain.

>>19490291
i dont personally but obviously dude, where do you think those fucking deluions come from

>be bronze age guy
>out in the fucking sun all day
>sand fucking everywhere
>lack of water and sunstroke making hallucinations a thing
holy shit the sun is actually not the sun that fucker is WHAT MADE EVERYTHING
>start scribbling that shit on tablets and what not

>>19490251
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Instead of leaving the dorms at around noon, I managed to squeeze every last bit of mental strength I had to finish the essay, which took up until around six in the evening to accomplish. Already heavily behind schedule, I hit the road and stopped very little, except for gas to make up for lost time. By the time I was within five miles of Whitetail, I had the urge to pee and despite my attempts, I couldn't hold it in anymore, so I pulled onto an unlit side road (Which the GPS said would be a short-cut to the address my parents gave me) and drove another two or so miles with my legs crossed tightly down the dark road before my headlights hit an old gate in the distance, which barred me from continuing the trek. Exhausted both mentally and physically, I pulled over about sixty feet from the gate right next to a relatively deep ditch and got out to relieve myself in front of the headlights. While doing my business, a sudden feeling of dread struck me like a hammer, and the hairs on the back of my neck stood erect; something inside of me was telling me I needed to leave, and now.

>>19490254
(cont)
I hurried up and finished my business before I returned to my car, locked the doors and began a three-point turn to return to the main road, as the side road wasn't wide enough for me to maneuver without landing hood-first into the other ditch. As my headlights swung back around, though, they caught something that made my blood run cold. There was something crawling out of the ditch, about six feet from the passenger side of the car, hunkered low to the ground. It's almost albino colored body was that of a humanoid in dimension, yet it prowled like a tiger ready to pounce. The frame, yet laying near prone had to be easily six or seven feet in length, and its head oval in shape yet lacking basic features such as ears, hair or a nose. I couldn't help but slam on my breaks, keeping the upper portion of the thing in the beams of my headlights. The thing froze, as if surprised that it was spotted before it cocked a slow, malicious grin which exposed an array of jagged, sharp teeth. My heart was racing as I gripped onto the steering wheel and sunk down into the seat. I couldn't see its eyes, as the upper portion of the thing's face was caked with mud and grass, but that fucking grin was all I needed to see to make the decision to speed away- however, my body was frozen in fear. My conscious was screaming bloody murder at me, but my legs wouldn't budge. After a brief pause, the thing lulled its head to the right before taking a very slow step closer towards the passenger side door, and it was around this time when tears welled up in my eyes.

>>19490258
(cont)

. I thought I was going to die, but my body finally budged. I stepped on the gas, and sped off out of there going ninety up until I got back onto the well-lit main road. I eventually slowed down as I broke into Whitetail city limits, but chose to park at another very well lit convenient store until sunrise, not wanting to risk the possibility running into more of these things on the not-so-well lit road I had to take to get to the ranch. I spent the rest of the weekend locked in the guest bedroom with the curtains pulled shut and the lights left on.
What haunts me about this experience is whatever it is that I saw was undoubtedly attempting to stalk down the ditch to get to me when I had my back unknowingly turned to it while relieving myself. I was being hunted by the 'Thing', and if it weren't for some form of primal Human instinct inside of me telling me something was wrong, I might not be here today to write this. I still don't know what that thing is, but I was close enough to know it wasn't fucking natural.

Any similar stories or insight on maybe what the fuck it could've been is heavily appreciated.

Archived only to appear again. Excellent.

>>19490245
how to access archive to view ?

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>>19490239
Are you always this retarded or is this bait

>>19490158
>get lost in the woods
>turn into a nigger

spoopy

The meth chick!

her eyes look so much more beautiful now
the effect of not being around other people and just being in nature for 3 weeks?

sorry my English is bad

>>19490134
I love it how you guys point this out every time. Its like a surgeon slicing off the right hand instead of the infected left one then saying" yeah i suck at this"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfrThZcz7G0

2012 stands out for me (not because of the mayan calendar)

lol this thread again but with a different number

Funnily enough, every one of these years that comes up was significant to me.

we hardley understand what thinly spread knowledge this board has about serious paranormal topics

but in short, Nigeria, Benin,Togo, Ghana are places to start for this stuff

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>>19490074
Thank you. Is there anything you can relate about what they are? Experiences with them?

Are they like Goetic spirits? Thanks for the help anon.

Bummmmmp

solomon was cool
he figured out quantum mechanics kinda
"the universe changes when a consciousness observes it" roughly paraphrasing
scientists are always a few centuries behind the curve

>>19490047
he was cool.

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>>19490076
He knew how to summon Semen Angels

>>19490019
>When did you realize it all comes back to Greece
when the false flag attacks really geared up

>>19490019
its been going weird for a while anon, the time we started shitting on thrones was when I realized, we're not supposed to be on this planet anymore...
I look back at all the freinds I've had, all the people I've been, all the trees i chopped down, all the people i killed, all the wars I started, and I just wonder, was it really worth it?
I guess I'll never know.
Goodbye earth, Satan signing off.
I'd say dubs, but who gives a fuck.

>>19490019
As above, so below.
It goes back further than greece you idiot.

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It was pretty easy solve until I got to the CPQRHI bit.

I'm honestly fucking stumped as to what it could be, and I feel as if it's the last piece of the puzzle so I can figure out what his fucking "password" is

>>19489981
>tnjmf
Teenage nutant jinja murtles f

>>19489981
This is a simple Caeser's chypher

>>19489944
sop... who?

>>19489944
lol, gnostics, roman catholics, agnostics, masons, etc. everyone is full of shit.

>>19489944
no one goes to church, let alone get caught up in your mumble

>>19489900
>slime
>girl
>(male) (optional)

Stir until it starts to stir itself, then stand back.

Make a slimegirl tulpa, obviously.

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>>19489900

>>19489846
institute for skeptical inquirery

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>>19489995
I can vouch for this place is legit.

>>19489846
Secureteam10
I'm just kidding.

>>19489817
>but muh lenses are curved and our eyes are spherical
Dude you cant argue with these fucks.
Just leave it

>>19489817
ROFLCOPTER inbound

Link to original video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ATrgLGc-_s

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this mother fucker.

magnificent.

Apollon desu I have an altar dedicated to him
It took years before I noticed that he is in some way related to everything of importance in my life, archery, music/art, science and medicine, health and to an extent physical fitness, divination, the crow raven snake and dolphin are among animals sacred to him, heck one of his sons was the og beekeeper according to mythology, heck the list goes on.

Hes been calling to me pretty much my whole life, I don't know why it took so long to realize it

>>19489775
Whatever that one is looks badass.