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>>19492688
It's because America is the second Atlantis, brought into being by freemasons. Look it up. Every founding father was a Freemason and the US constitution is the Atlantis constitution.

>>19492688

It's because Europeans tend towards intelligence, and hence occultism proper, rather than just weird self indulgent schizoculture.

>>19492688
No it's because the USA was the first place that shit could catch liek wildfire and never die.

The first time the Illuminati got blamed for shit was in France after the revolution, and China has a history of secret society lead "secret histories" since basically forever. Then you have stuff like the Japanese 1000 yen bill, and other small shit, everyone does it.

don't be a limp-wristed faggot
just do it

Just don't visit websites you would visit on your surface browser lol

>>19492706
Is 7 layers of virtual machines enough?

I have this one conspiracy that op is a faggot

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This is all I have

>>19492638
>Conspiracy.
is that even a conspiracy.?

>>19492577
beware the ghosts of october.
IT can do nothing if you do not fear IT.

>>19492577
I wish I could get over my clown phobia. I thought it would get better with time, but nothing's changed. They give me the creeps.

My first. Also in a car, driving home, late. I`m sitting alone in the back seat, looking at the stars through the rear window. It was very peaceful. I saw a satellite. I followed it with my eyes. Suddenly it made a 90 degree turn without loosing speed. It was beautiful.

>>19492544
I think everyone should watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9wI14OVwco

>be 14 or 15 year old me
>parked outside of friends house at around 5 am so we could hang out and eat something before walking to school
>see 3 fireballs to the south west where it's miles of cane field.
>'Oh cool shooting stars'
>fireballs stop falling and line up in a row.
>ohshitwhatthefuck.jpeg
>fire ball on far right Falls rapidly, other two follow slowly.
>freak the fuck out internally cause I've always thought aliens might exist but first time I've ever seen anything like it.

>>19492542
Satan is just a shitty tulpa made by the Almighty. Of course the almighty wins.

>>19492542
How do you plan to identify the victor?

>>19492542
why not both?

>>19492334
No more than that he's a bad guy.
With glowing eyes and a flip top head.

>>19492334
>Does the image of the dude give anyone else really bad energies

Yes. Can't out my finger on it, either.

Maybe it's the fact that your neighborhood is now an official narc agency FOR FREE.

>>19492373
It's terrible how they use cohersion to get people into free troubles.

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>>19492311

>>19492311
What are you gonna ask for?

OP here, dead serious. Want to make a deal. I just need to know how to summon him

Circle of life, I wouldn't mind if a species used us for cattle so long as they know it would not continue the moment we could resist them.

Hey whats happening here? This is the first I've heard of this

>>19492261
Think about a cow's personality. Think about what they would evolve into. Think about how different their evolved form would be from their current form. Think about how they won't really identify with their early evolutionary history the same way we don't think about neanderthal ethics.

>wow the things you did to our ancestors were things that you probably shouldn't do to a sapie—
>MOOOOO
>what was I saying?
>ah nevermind

The modern text we call the Necronomicon is really just a syncretion of some smatterings of old Mesopotamian magick and... something else.
It's rather scant, but it has it's gems.

>>19492204
The necronomicon is fictional dickhead. Even if it weren't there's no way Miskatonic University would let a spastic phone poster like you near it.

>>19492231
Who knows mang, Miskatonic is a weird place.

>>19492195
I can always appreciate a good denunciation.

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>>19492195
>Doreen Virtue
>Who?
>Sounds like a porn name

>>19492208

she was one of the top new agers in the "love and light" crowd

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>>19492136
Traps aren't gay. It's a feminine penis for fucks sake!!

Fuck off!

>>19492136
Dan Schneider

>>19492531
Who?

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2/??

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3/??

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4/??

spoopy

>>19492053
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>dirty stories
Can ya vague that up for me?

>>19492045
What ?

>>19492058
What do you mean by "dirty stories"?