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Are you Jim Carrey?

http://educateinspirechange.org/alternative-news/jim-carreys-secret-hand-signal-live-television-im-blow-lid-illuminati/

>>19491128
you know not what you say, please, when right understanding is achieved, only then can right action be taken

>>19491128
It's due to their large eyes and human'like posture/arm-to-torso composition.
There is a species of aliens called the Mantids. Look them up, I've seen them in the mirror

I doubt they're legit.
There's christians on /x/, but they don't seem to be that annoying for the most part.

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Jesus got status as a popular deity and therefore has immortality.

the Black Death group

>>19491050
Christianity, but you have to approach it from molest-the-ignorant side.
Everybody knows the story and most christians are really naive and to dumb to back check facts beyond hur-its-in-the-buyboll.
Seriously, there are no easier targets then bible followers. Just stick with the literal words and they start to worship you.
The more over the top you support the bible, the more money you get out of it.
And God..., what does not exist can not stop you. But if you become to powerful, freemasonry starts to call you a false profit. Who cares, right.
The downside? You have to get married to a wife, who will follow the bible in every word and will be a total hoo in private. And you must stop taking drugs and use japanese porn. Other then that.... easiest game in town.
It so easy, Luciferians made a hobby out of it

>>19491005
That'd be cool, but the eclipse is a well known phenomenom that can be estimated. Like the next one's gonna be right over me in 7 years. It's not a weird thing to know about the eclipse, frend.

>>19491005
Yeah, they definitely know something or are used by people who know something.
There songs have also had Antichrist imagery and murder. Poster child for Illuminati.

>>19491005
his music video for 'The Hills' he literally succumbs to satan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzTuBuRdAyA

You might as well kill yourself

>>19490927
Riddle me this, if gravity is just the "disc" traveling upwards then why is it when you throw a ball in the air, on its way down it accelerates? It would slow down due to friction and the disc catching up which means that it would fall back down at a constant rate and not an exponentially faster one would it not?

>>19490927
Lightning bolts wouldn't hit objects on the ground if gravity wasnt a thing anon.

>>19490905
Not paranormal.

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>>19490871
sigils are pretty important anon, here the 4chin sigil.

>>19490871
A sigils power can be unlimited, The user, however, is normally limited in their power to invoke them.

>>19490871
There are no limits. It's just a tool for focusing will and achieving wanted results.

>forcing ideas
OP is just like any other bible shill. Thou OP's point is valid.

>>19490846
>The choice to be love and to spread love

Most religion, inclusing some facets of hindu spirituality state we live among sons of the dark god/archons/sons of a devil who are the majority of the population of earth, isn't it silly and a sin to go loving demons/archons/sons of the black god?

>>19490891
All beings are from one source of love/creation. All else is invalid.

>>19490769
That pick is unfortunate if true lol

>>19490769
Alternate realities are just sci-fi fodder. There's only one reality, one universe, one time.

>>19490769
you can't create new ones, they all already exist

>>19490669
you derp
the meta-meta-reality

>>19490669
You can choose between them, but yes we are essentially backward.

>>19490518
cont.

>We stayed the night at Terry’s house, spending most of our time in his backyard by the campfire, talking shit and drinking, Terry was pretty quiet, but I guess he just didn't really know us, we were pretty excited to finally explore somewhere new.
>The next day we were ready to set out at 9am, Terry took his rifle and we grabbed all our packs and tents. He took us down a dirt road that eventually ended and we continued on through the bush, which slowly got denser and harder to walk through. After about 3 hours of walking with occasional rests, we came to a clearing and decided to set up camp and have lunch We got a fire going and cooked sausages, set up our tents and decided to go for a look around.
>After walking for about 30 minutes we came across and old abandoned shack, the windows were smashed in and the door was open, Terry muttered something along the lines of never seeing it before.
>It was completely empty but had stairs leading down to a basement. We got out our flashlights and headed down. There wasn’t anything down there except for a chair facing the corner, it was a creepy place so we didn’t stay there for long.

>>19490518
How is greentext so hard for ? You don't write paragraphs in green, it's a paraphrase device

>>19490528
cont.

>We returned to the campsite at 1:30 and sat around the fire. We talked shit for a few hours until the sun went down and we had dinner, general camping stuff.
>So we’re sitting around the fire at about 9pm, and we start hearing noises like trees falling in the distance, and what sounds like wild dogs barking. We brush it off but Terry gets his gun out in case of any wildlife.
>Suddenly Sarah, who hasn't said a word in hours, points behind me toward the treeline with a completely blank look on her face, everyone looks but there’s nothing there, just trees and darkness. We look back to her and she’s just staring into the fire. She reaches out and puts her hand over the flames, Mitch quickly pulls her back and goes off at her, asking her if she's on drugs or anything, she's just completely emotionless, she stood up and said she’s going to bed and went to her tent.
>Later that night we’re still up around the fire, and Sarah comes back out. She’s shivering like crazy, so Peter gets her a blanket and sits her next to the fire. We try talking to her but she doesn’t speak, like she’s in a trance. We sit there for a while not talking until we hear sticks snapping all around us.

>>19490480
Theres truth in aesthetics.. The distinctions you make are irrelevant in th a memtic world

>>19490515
well, i wonder what triangle dude would do if he were let lose. from the sound of it, he was some sort of horned creature

>>19490480
No it's more possible people got tricked into believing some stupid ass lie because they refuse to think for themselves

>>19490475
cause meme magic

>>19490475
Because I'm in the CIA, and I know how much we mind fuck the world into doing what we want. We do psyops and give the world lsd and spie on everyone and communicate with ayys and time travel. The CIA doesn't even mean Central Intelligence agency... it actually means comic instructed assholes. We just do what we want because we're all powerful and all knowing. This guy must've been inspired to write comics from his extremely real experiences that's all

why wouldn't you?
I've been doing it for years and I'm as healthy as can be

also NONE of us have ever heard of the show that its from

>>19490324
"Where is my mind" by......shit I can't remember. It's at the end of Fight Club

>>19490360
The pixies

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Doomsday Clock Ritual, as engineered by Mister E. Nigma. Hasn't been tested so I can't vouch for its validity or lack thereof

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How to create a shrine to Fulgur

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How to disable a Fulgur shrine