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sure! can can we do for u anon?

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astral orangutan will offer assistance

>>18316951
Its obvious..he needs ppl to move his stuff out of the Basement

your cellphone is shit

I hate it. It's a disgusting place that constantly tries to ruin my art by making others who are vile filth a part of my existence

>>18316902
I don't have a cell phone in your vile cryptic shit eating filth universe.

Someone is changing my iPods around, pictures etc.

Sick of this tainted shit eating retarded pig universe

>>18316784
Usually nature stuff is for big rights a small personal alter in side and the occasional camping trips would do you good.

If he sees me and a few friends chanting to Baphomet or Pan or whatever in the middle of the night in a pentagram, he might be more inclined to make noise complaints and whatnot.

U plan on doing this in plain sight?. Like on your balcony or something?.

>>18316784
>Is there an occult practice for the Urban man?
>man

Magick is for women. Take up boxing.

The next morning we had brunch at the all-you-can-eat buffet. It was really good! But as I was in line to get pancakes, an old gypsy woman grabbed me and looked deep into my eyes. “You! Who are you!” I told her my name. “Have you been having bad luck?” I said no “Believe me, you will! I can sense it!”. I don’t believe in that crazy gyspy stuff so I went back to our table to enjoy my pancakes with my friend Foster. We both ate our pancakes and talked about the crazy old gypsy women.

The next morning we hit the road again, eager to get to Portland, Oregon! The day before we drove for 12 hours so today we just had to drove 8 hours. It was fun, we bought some old Weird “Al” Yankovich CD’s. Our favorite! We listened to them in the car and laughed the whole way there. When we crossed the state line into Oregon, we knew our journey was almost over. When we got to Portland, we pulled into a gas station parking lot where we read a map and decided where we should go. I went into the FoodMart and bought Red Vines and a Judas Priest live album I hadn’t heard before so we could rock out in the car. As we were sitting in the car, my friend Foster said “remeber that old haunted house that we used to live by that all the kids said it was haunted?” I said yes “well haven’t you ever wondered what is inside of that place?” I was hesitant but I said yes “I think we should spend the night there, just to prove that we can do it. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!” I said “no way!”, but he convinced me.

We drove to the haunted house, I was so nervous the whole way there I forgot to even listen to the Judas Priest live album I bought or eat the Red Vines I got. When we got to the haunted house I remembered how scary it was to us when we were kids. But you know what? It wasn’t so bad now that I was an adult. Just dirty with broken things on the lawn. We hopped the fence with our sleeping bags and luggage bags over our backs. We walked to the front door and then I rung the doorbell and knocked the door. “What are you doing?” said Foster “There’s no one home we can just walk right in!” We opened the door. It was unlocked. Inside it was pretty dark, and any light that did shine through the window made big beams of light because there was so much dust in the air. We walked around in the house for a little bit to get familiar with it. There were a lot of rooms, most of them completely empty. Except for some chairs but they weren’t interesting. We got tired and decided to get some sleep.

>No 7's
OP..

>>18316465
Well OP is only human

>>18316887
And fife is a number of humanity.

Its just your mind being awake and the rest being asleep. The fear part is a result of your flight or fight response, and it will only get extra spooky. If you want to enjoy the process, don't be afraid.

oh and you can't fight it because your don't have control of your body.

>>18316380
have had many paralysis. sometimes theyre not so bad, but other times they can be outright terrifying.


>>18316413
also it is your brain not fully coming out of REM sleep. Thats why psycho-brutal hallucinations can happen

>>18316222
>and memes

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>>18316222

>>18316222
What you are referring to, under various names and guises, etc... would be known as "Tao," or in more common terms "Void"- progenitor of existence and the root cause of all interpretations and hallucinations thereof- primal nothing, etc... Don't worry, though- postmortem and postexmortem ad infinitum we all end up there anyway.

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There was this cool thing, where it says you have to experience everyone's lives before you move on and become (a God?) Something bigger so you never know if you're on the first person to be experienced or the last

>>18316200

Believe that was a short story called The Egg.

>>18315940
That's a really awesome imagining of an angel, it obviously looks heavenly given the wings and stuff, but it's also creepy as fuck and really alien.

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>>18315992
"[All] praise is [due] to Allah, Creator of the heavens and the earth, [Who] made the angels messengers having wings, two or three or four. He increases in creation what He wills. Indeed, Allah is over all things competent." [Quran 35:1]

Often, the first words from these angels were “do not be afraid,” because extreme fear was such a common reaction. The keepers of Jesus’ tomb became as dead men when they saw the angel of the Lord (Matthew 28:4). The shepherds in the fields in Luke 2 were “sore afraid” when the angel of the Lord appeared and the glory of the Lord shone around them.

Their entire bodies, including their backs, their hands and their wings, were completely full of eyes, as were their four wheels.
-Ezekiel 10:12


And each of the four living creatures had six wings and was covered with eyes all around and within. Day and night they never stop saying: "Holy, Holy, Holy, is the Lord God Almighty, who was and is and is to come!"
-Revelation 4:8

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>>18315940
>angels are freaks of nature

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Bump. Noone has info?

This is a slow board

>>18315924
I know. I just figured I'd bump.

>>18315806
Go to /b/ and post it there.
Don't tell who she is or anything.
Just post the link to her FB and tell the /b/tards to try and get nudes from her or to catfish her.

>>18315809
LMAO THIS

>>18316580
why u laughing? b/ works in exact this way

Yeah of course he'll be back those sticks look awesome nobody would leave them lying around

>>18315613
Did you use your woody to bang three of his side chicks?

>>18315613
did u ever tried meth... on weed?

>>18315464
It was not a monster or a demon, it was Randal Flagg

>>18315464
Cthulhu mythos

>>18315467
Does it say that in the dark towers?

Edward Snowden.

>>18315290
the shit eater gave it away

The fact that I'm alive.

>>18315262
>Be OP
>Start a bad thread
>Turns out I'm a fag

spoopy

>>18315262
>asks for greentext without providing one
get fucked

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>Decide to go to Church one day to do what I always do, Point out all the Logical Fallacies
>Church has little hill with steep slope with crosses on top
>Suddenly the ghost of Andrew Jackson bets me I cant get to the top before He shoots me in the face
>NOPE.PNG
>I run up the Hill like a bat out of hell
>Just to spite Jackson I touch Dismas's cross instead and dare him to shoot me with his shitty musket pistol
>and now im a ghost.