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>>18403780
>Dirty turncoat born-again Christian and a Presbyterianism
>Deus Vult
no

>Trump a Christian
kek

Neither one of them is Catholic.


I would very much also like to say, I don't think Trump is going to be our president.

>>18403647
>Spirits are easy.
>Ayy Lmaos and Xtrayy Lmaos are hard.

Okay heres what you do for a spirit.
First, establish what type of spirit may be chasing you.
What was the sign OP?

>>18403652
>be at work
>reminiscing about the various happenings of the past few days (pizzagate in the news, the Illuminati poster on /x/ yesterday)
>keep to myself because everyone at my job are normies
>out getting shopping carts
>"hey maybe i should tell my one /x/ friend"
>suddenly get honked at by a lady across the parking lot
>she was at the other end of the parking lot so wtf?

>bringing carts to store
>Lady crosses my path 3 times almost deliberately
>pay no attention to it
>start hinting /x/ friend towards pizzagate and the like
>deciding whether or not to flat out tell her
>Lady appears shortly after having that thought
>asks about getting a shopping cart
>"One that doesn't fight back? One that behaves like it's supposed to?"
>stunned for a second but pass her a cart trying to smile it off

That was weird

>>18403679
I don't know, anon. I hate it when the wheels on my shopping carts are broken and swerve every which way, and women are crazy as hell, too

>>18403571
Pentagram.

>>18403581
Is that the only one? Are there any seals that are a bit more discrete so that normans would think that the seal was just some sort of an art piece?

>>18403585
Dream Catchers.

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The skull was one artifact found in Olstykke in 2007 that people believed came from the Neolithic age.

Further carbon dating showed that skull came from between 1200 and 1280 A.D. The skull was inspected by scientists at the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen and they determined that it was not human (No further info given) No one has proven this skull to be fake.

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This alien-like skull was found in 2007 in Olstykke, Denmark by workers who were replacing sewer pipes.

The skull was examined for the first time ever in 2010 at the College of Veterinary Medicine in Denmark.

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Does anyone have any in depth info on the "Order of Pegasus' Light" or at least any vague proof for its existance, past and present?

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>>18403362
Perhaps most importantly, our church community will focus on making these new technologies available and accessible by our members.

As a member you will be first in line to news updates and even field trips to visit the scientists making these incredible revolutions in technology.

Think of us like a cyber punk church.

I saw one organization already doing this but they are focusing on the life extension aspect, I think there is great demand for an even more broad transhumanist and futurist oriented church.

So you are willingly sacrificing your humanity for the chance to one day be so intermingled with technology that your mind and body can be more or less hacked into. Or subjugated by a more powerful AI?

Ok.

definetly.

>>18403346
How do you know?

From whence did you acquire this knowledge?

>>18403249
It's pretty much this board's "Kek" but instead of being intensely autistic it's edgy.

I think it was created a few years back, I remember some threads about creating our own cult and our own secret society with our own rings and all. I think it was born from that.

>>18403249

Autists suck at tic tac toe.

>>18403249
They ripped out the spirit and play with the four elements all day. Jealous of Keks void magic, Jealous of all magic really...

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I know this may not be helpful but I can give pointers if you'd like it or not. I might email you if I can remember but I've been somewhat "hosting" an entity that I believe to be a succubus. She's grown attached to me and, I know it's weird, but I get the feeling sometimes that I have a deeper power. Because of that feeling I've decided to start meditating. I suggest you try and find some tips on void meditation. I've heard many people saying that when they "go into the void" they can hear the voices of spirits talking to them and can give them advice or ask them for favors. I hope I've helped in some way here.

>>18403137
>>18403196
Did one the other day. Still a bit exhausted. Takes a bit out of you, but it worked.

>>18403137
I send to you the Eternities of good.
If you wish to converse with them, speak to them through yourself at any quiet place.

>>18403032
Just behave like one. Presto, instant girl!

>>18403032
Dude, why would you want to be a woman, your penis is a magical organ.
The male orgasm is a so much better then the mythical female orgasm

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No you lazy fuck go to lgbt and get some advice (also pic hoe)
>>>/lgbt/

>>18403028
when you spown "birt" you got a set of point (karma energy and shit like that) from your familly
Depending on wwhat your parents deveped their onw that get you in a situation, noq it's your turn to develope and get a situation in life.

And there is the Ilum that mess a bit with that geting people that work for them in sitiation they want.

>>18403042
sorry for bad english bet well yes it totally determined. you get what you deserve

Exepte for the ilum part that cheat at life... but trust me they have to pay for it one way or the other.

It's random. Even after a bunch of pseudo science and mystical shit, it's still random. People want to believe there's a reason for the sickening unfairness in life, but it's just determined by the conditions you're born in, and that's "luck of the draw". But that's not really the right way of saying it. It's not like you're about to be born and a stork carries you to a random location, you're simply conceived and gestated in a certain place and that's why you're born there.

Self bump

I'll bite. What do you want to know?

Demons is an umbrella term for all sorts of spirits. Most of their activity is psychological. Never seen chairs fly. They like to torment humanity.

Angel is a good term for spirits who, unlike demons, can ascend to heaven when they want. They can also assault you but usually do so in much more planned-out, complicated ways.

So OP , what going on?

I have, it was mostly psychological like the above anon stated. I did however have a witness whom heard the same exact underwordly noise coming from my phone as well so :D

nothing to fuck with, thats for sure.

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>>18402819
he means chistianity is literally a direct offspring of judaism.
it's been created only to give the goyim something to obey by (just like mudslimeism) and to maintain the crumbling social order in Rome.
meanwhile the jews have kept their own ancient knowledge and traditions
[spoiler]of sucking on freshly circumcised baby forskins.[/spoiler]

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>>18402819
BREAKING NEWS GUYS!! The pope said its wrong to spread falsehoods and create scandals!!!!1

secret demon/muzlim/librul/atheist??!

>>18402819
who cares. he represents a system of lies, corruption, embezzlement, coercion, genocide and deciet.
the pope and all of the church need to be abolished, buried, burned and eradicated forever. as should all religion

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one of the more vivid ones - she can inquire, for sure!

Yes but we've forgotten it.

>>18402632
harmonics

>>18402632
Memes

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Love righteousness,* you who judge the earth;a
think of the LORD in goodness,
and seek him in integrity of heart;b
2
Because he is found by those who do not test him,
and manifests himself to those who do not disbelieve him.c
3
For perverse counsels separate people from God,
and his power, put to the proof, rebukes the foolhardy;d
4
* Because into a soul that plots evil wisdom does not enter,
nor does she dwell in a body under debt of sin.e
5
For the holy spirit of discipline* flees deceit
and withdraws from senseless counsels
and is rebuked when unrighteousness occurs.f
6
For wisdom is a kindly spirit,
yet she does not acquit blasphemous lips;
Because God is the witness of the inmost selfg
and the sure observer of the heart
and the listener to the tongue.h
7
For the spirit of the LORD fills the world,i
is all-embracing, and knows whatever is said.

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Therefore those who utter wicked things will not go unnoticed,
nor will chastising condemnation pass them by.j
9
For the devices of the wicked shall be scrutinized,
and the sound of their words shall reach the LORD,
for the chastisement of their transgressions;
10
Because a jealous ear hearkens to everything,k
and discordant grumblings are not secret.
11
Therefore guard against profitless grumbling,
and from calumny* withhold your tongues;
For a stealthy utterance will not go unpunished,
and a lying mouth destroys the soul.
12
Do not court death* by your erring way of life,
nor draw to yourselves destruction by the works of your hands.
13
Because God did not make death,l
nor does he rejoice in the destruction of the living.
14
For he fashioned all things that they might have being,
and the creatures of the world are wholesome;
There is not a destructive drug among them
nor any domain of Hades* on earth,
15
For righteousness is undying.* m

>>18402504
If you define yourself as surrounded by bad luck then there is no way you age going to get better. First thinh would probably be just to change your attitude.