Where can i find the orginal Bibble translated from hebrew to english? i want a 100% real thing is this even possible?
All Bibbles were destroyed by The Dibble as part of his evil plannnnnn.
>>18431716
No such thig has the cristian bible on Hebrew . Jesus spoked Aramaic . Maybe you can find some old greek ones. Try orthodox church version .
>>18431716
>No such thig has the cristian bible on Hebrew
Some one replying to OP in their shared language of gibberish.
Then anon doubles down on the stupid by saying the "Christian bible isn't in Hebrew" because "Christ spoke Aramaic". Huh? So Genesis, for example, isn't part of Christianity?!?! Hard to tell what you're trying to say.
When did you realize dragons are real?
When I was watching Planet Earth II and they showed footage of a winged lizard. They can't fly, only glide.
Still a tiny dragon though.
>>18431626
>Bahemoth
>White
>Worship
>Majesty
I know I saw some in my childhood.
But I was a hardcore believer, so it might've been my imagination.
I still wish to see one though.
A hail to the truly awake ones out there, not just edgelords who summon demons in order to fuck some qt3.14. Ya'll who's seem da Light, report in.
How do you feel living in a planet so distant to It?
What do you think and or feel when you deal with multitudes of people that have no clue whatsoever about their true nature?
I teach English to teenagers and some of they mention conspiracies sometimes like the Annunaki and sheeit and it feels so exciting. I sorta wanted to tell everything to 'em, but I know it wouldn't just be healthy.
Babble your shit round here. Come on in!
>>18431525
For someone so perceivedly awake you haven't been very open about what you, personally, believe.
If you want to foster discourse, maybe you should elaborate on what you have learned and perceive to be going on. For example, would you say we are living on a prison planet?
>>18431525
/notwoke/ on anything at all but I redpilled my history teacher on monatuk and hillary's owl and during midterm he made a racist remark and i was just like "he's on our side now"
looking up annunaki TY op
>>18431532
the point of the post is to only converse about the real workings of the world with those that already know lol he isn't looking to spill it
>>18431532
>18431532
I'm talking about the illusion of matter, time; about the oneness pervading all things; about animal magnetism, karma, and other planes interwoven, but above, the material. About the Monad, and our relationship to It, and yes, about the ridicule of the relative truths of this existence in relationship to the Absolute.
Which also includes living on a prison planet, yes.
/sci/
List known fundamental laws and formulas that our world is/might be built on.
e.g. Fibonacci number, golden ratio, fractal geometry, E=mc2 and so on.
It has to be a physical sphere for it to have its true meaning.
>>18431522
You mean an electron? We're a Fractal, and endless repetition of ourselves.
transcendental numbers: π, e, sin/cos/tan, etc.
Witches infiltrating churches in my area.
My grandmother said their is a coven of witches going to local churches here and causing them to break up from within. They cause the members to argue with each other and members to leave the church.
Supposedly their end game is to divide and conquer.
I'm not a religious person myself so personally i find the whole thing hilarious to think that there are witches out there doing shit like this.
Anyway thought i would post this here on /x/ and see what you guys think about it.
>>18431490
>we can't get along and keep our shit together as a social unit
>BURN THE WITCHES!!!!!
>>18431490
HERESY
where do witches usually hang out?
Alien disclosure in Jan 2017
dubby dub
>>18431436
don't be dense. no one is going to cover something up for decades just to randomly disclose the cover up one day. there will be no disclosure. ever.
>>18431436
6th Jan by Shillary and Obama, they want all the fame before Trump is sworn in.
Just google "Hillary and Obama disclosure 2017" for more info
>>18431436
It's almost going to disclose itself
gods, monuments, hieroglyphics, statues, artifacts...
Hello /x/, I have a question.
How often is okay to summon the same spirit/demon to ask them stuff?
I know they will be okay as long as the offering is done, but really.. How often is okay to do so? Are they okay by being called constantly by the same person?
tell us ur stories fagot
>>18431354
I've never read any hard and fast rules. I would just advise against exceeding your own stamina. If you're evoking something that might get pissed by being evoked too often then you want to have the stamina to control the operation.
>>18431372
>>18431388
I've evoked Haggith, the olympic spirit of Venus.
It's not that I've evoked him a lot of times, it's just a doubt I got when doing it.
So you say there's not really any danger in it unless the spirit in question is pissed by being evoked too often... I'll keep that in mind
Does this mean anything to anyone?
>>18431340
>hail fucked up our roof and we couldn't find matching tiles. repent for the end is nigh.
>>18431340
It means you shouldnt hire illegals or meth heads to do your roof.
OP's first day out of the basement, sees a roof after decades of just seeing ceilings = MUST BE PARANORMAL!!!
Why do you believe in god, /x/?
>>18431326
I don't. Maybe you should've asked
>Do you believe in God, /x/? If so, why?
We're not a homogeneous group, you know.
>>18431338
Well then answer why you believe in god
I don't, OP.
I'm an agnostic atheist. I'm a Naturalist as well. I was raised in a Christian household, my Grandmother was of the Holiness denomination, and she spoke in tongues along with performing exorcisms.
Whats the closest thing to an infohazard or cognitohazard you can think of that exists in real life? Infohazards are things which are dangerous or harmful to know about. Cognitohazards are things that are dangerous to visualize (one real life example might be the sun. A mythical example would be Medusa).
>>18431275
Heidegger's "philosophy"
>>18431315
Pls explain
more minds scarred by this image than... I don't want to talk about it
http://www.goatse.info/
God fucking dammit, the last thread hit the bump limit. Let's just finish this cocksucking piece of garbage.
Previous Thread:
>18408392
Our Previous Stories:
>Gunther the Butt Pirate: http://pastebin.com/W5SRp8Hd
>The Muscovite Crying Experiment: http://pastebin.com/7tX5cULU
Well let's continue this shit, for those unaware I'm going to give a series of prompts for bits of this story to replace. You anons can chime in for as many prompts as you like.
>Responses with dubs get priority
>Failing that the first responses will be used
Here is our story so far.
http://pastebin.com/cZb4khqk
Anyways, here's the current prompts we need replacements for.
>(5 Adjective)
>(Color)
>(2 Way to Make an Entrance)
>(Direction)
>(2 Period of Time)
>(2 Verb)
>(Number)
>(2 Emotional State)
>(Something Ugly)
>>18431273
>(Direction)
Onwards to victory.
>>18431273
Adjectives
>penisy
>al dente
>horny
>dry
>fellatable
Color
>The color of my homestuck fan troll, Sestik's blood. (Orange)
Enterances
>Staggaring into frame with a water bottle filled with whiskey in hand
>penguin sliding in
Periods of time
>1645.0076 seconds
>the length of my MLP Dr Whooves animated adventure
Verbs
>fist(ing)
>Schlepping
Number
>The number of Aliens there were in the movie Alien (just one in case you've never seen it!!! -w-)
Emotional states
>Violently upset
>tickled pink
Something ugly
>My grandmas stupid fucking asshole chihuahua
>>18431483
>As I led Spoony down the stairs, I noticed that my parent’s disappointment in me had gotten hornier and more blueish (like my balls); the blue (like my balls) Gameboy screens are now the color of my Homestuck fan-troll, Sestik’s blood (orange). Then we staggered onto another auntie’s house with a water bottle full of whiskey in hand, this one was more penisy than the last one (or at least it felt like it) and then we headed down another flight of stairs onward to victory, this one was much longer, took at least 1645.0076 seconds.
>And then I heard that al dente Freddy Kreuger moan again and then the music slowly faded until it was dry, as it did the walls turned more dark blue (like my balls) and the torches were a faggoty pink flame now.
>When Spoony staggered onto the 3rd auntie’s house with a water bottle full of whiskey in hand, I noticed he now looked violently upset, though he tried to hide it, I couldn't fist him, I was tickled pink.
>Suddenly, Allah penguin-slid right in front of Spoony the same way he did Sauron and then blue (like my balls) dirty undies. The blue (like my balls) dirty undies lasted for about the length of my MLP Dr. Whooves animated adventure and then it schlepped my grandma’s most fellatable stupid, fucking asshole chihuahua...
Moving right along...
>(Really Fucking Stupid Adjective)
>(3 Verb)
>(Place)
>(5 Body Part)
>(Color)
>(Deity)
>(5 Adjective)
>(Facial Expression)
>(Something On the Narrator's Person)
>(Internal Body Part)
>(2 Fictional Character)
>(Color)
>(Food)
>(Animal)
We're almost fucking done!
Deja vu isn't anything at all like how its represented in the matrix, is it? What i think of as deja vu is an almost overwhelming sense of familiarity to somewhere you shouldn't really be familiar with- and for a brief moment the familiarity is the only thing to occupy your thoughts, and its very strange.
Are deja vus related to /x/ at all no?
>>18431022
the matrix is a movie.
>>18431026
thanks, didn't realise. I'm trying to get a gauge on what 'deja vu' really is as every time i've heard it described its a bit different. If i saw the cats like Neo did I wouldn't say deja vu- I'd say WTF. but lots of other instances would have me saying 'deja vu'
>Be 6 years ago
>About to switch high schools
>Day before I go in, have a dream
>Dream consists of me living out my first day in the school, pretty vivid dream
>Wake up, go to school
>Everything my dream had was correct, even down to the talk with my principal
I have extremely vivid dreams, but none of them have gotten to the point of me reliving a day since that day.
I can't explain why, but I have very good luck. Everything just kind of goes my way, even if I fuck something up horribly.
What do you think /x/? Is it just dumb luck, some kind of power I can't control, a god that likes me for some reason, or something else?
>>18431016
I misread the title as
>I have a weird amount of cock
now I'm disappointed
>>18431016
It's simply the ebb and flow anon. One day you'll find yourself bent over with a hundred cocks cumming in your ass and wonder "but how, i used to be lucky". Enjoy while it lasts, youll soon find yourself swinging on the other side of the pendulum.
>>18431041
Unless ofc op likes that sort of thing, then he is still lucky
hi /x/
Every once in a blue moon i come home from work and i come to my apartment to find gew on my keyboard
sometimes its clear, sometimes its red, green or light bluish, iv noticed this about 8 times this year and i haven't been able to figure it out
Iv been looking online but can't find any reference to what it could possibly be, but today i figure id post on here to ask if this could be anything /x/ related
its completely random since its never something huge enough to worry about, but whats bothering me is that it appears once in a blue moon like once ever other month
i can't explain it since i live alone, don't have visitors, i rule out break ins because nothing is actually touched or moved in my apartment except this random substance that appears which i can not seem to identify
Clean your room, that's fucking disgusting
>>18430989
What's gew.
Any kind of secret experimental substance?
>>18431185
>What's gew.
Millennials can't write for shit.
>>18430989
>it appears once in a blue moon like once ever other month
Fuck, and then they can't figure out why no one will hire them.