Hello /x/ I dont come here much. Mainly a /b/tard but something happened last night, and those assholes arent much gelp and just laugh.
Something tried attacking me last night and im not sure what the fuck it was. So here is the green text. ..
> Go outside last night for a smoke about 3:15am
> live in a secluded area ; closest neighbors are 2 miles down the road.
> house has a big open area with trees surrounding it
> be smokin yum yum ciggo
> hear somethin runnin , super fast
> theres a lot of deer out here so assume its that
> shits gettin closer lets out a deep guttural snort
> just see a black figure on all fours but looks mangly like a human running on all fours.
> fuck this!
> run back into the house
> As im closing the door it gets slammed open and knocks me to the ground
> my house was dark cus I dont turn on lights to save money and I can see enough cus of the moonlight
> thing is grabbing at me. Or just floppin around? I dont kno
> grab ahammer laying in the mudway room thing and smack it as hard as I could
> it backs out the doorframe
> slam that fucking door, locked
> run upstairs grab the 12 gauge
> go back downstairs and stand in kitchen (which connects to the mudroom)
> Dont hear anything. (I aint goin to go look cus im scared shitless)
> go back upstairs with gun and lay down and sleep.
No sign of the thing in the morning.
What do yoh think this thing was?
All I know is im not going back out at night for awhile.
Oh it also stunk . Like milk/protein shake left out for a month in the summer
Fellow /b/tard here
Assuming you're on a board which is filled with shills and roleplayers, the most common answers you'll get should be something along the lines of
>skinwalkers
>bigfoot
>deerman
>windigos
>werewolf
>mothman
>ayylmaos
I don't wanna be that guy, but you won't find anything of value in the answers you'll get
That even includes mine
Alright assuming you are not full of shit, where was this at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZj2zYnM6hc
>claims to have lived for two years in the 28th century
>literally predicting what's on the Georgia stones
This guy is bullshitting, r-right?
>>18425702
literally who is this guy..but he is lying
>>18425706
>no proof that he's lying
>>18425702
>lives for two years in the future
>doesnt even memorize the formulas to achieve such feats to make things possible today
this is bullshit.
My Grandma told me dragons are real. What does /x/ think?
Tell your grandma they are called dinosaurs.
>>18425464
"But Grandma, they're dinosaurs."
"What the hell do you know. You'd believe too if you saw them with your own eyes."
>>18425472
"But I did. It's right there in the Natural History Museum."
Is this what I think it is?
It's a mountain, dumbass.
>>18425425
[citation needed]
>>18425419
Yea, that a highly irregular pyramid i.e. a mountain.
Is it possible for human to become demon in hell?
in Joy of Satan, yes
If I became a demon I'd change the world forever.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith
I'm reading and fucking loving the Ted the caver story. But absolutely fuck angelfire. That broken fucking ad riddled bullshit. I've read until 5/19/01 when they're about to go back into the cave and the fucking next button just redirects to the same page. Can someone please post a direct link to the next page or to a version of the story NOT hosted on angelfire?
>>18424995
Nevermind that's where it ends on the wiki page too. Fuck this bullshit.
>>18424995
it is one of the worst pastas anyway
You played yourself kid
The Eridanus Super Void (WMAP Cold Spot)
In 2004 scientists discovered a cold spot within the Eridanus constellation that defied the standard cosmological model using cosmic microwave background (CMB) radiation detected with the Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe. The phenomenon was initially speculated to be fluctuations in cosmic radiation, a cosmic “texture” left over from the phase transition of the early Universe or even instrument error, but in 2009 Hawaiian based UK scientists confirmed that the Cold Spot anomaly was in fact real and statistically most likely the product of what is known as a “Cosmic Void”. In 2015 this theory was confirmed when a study announced the discovery of a Super Void 1.8 billion light years across and 10 billion light years from Earth within this very same region of the southern hemisphere making it the largest observed object in the universe. However, a Void would still only account for 10% of the observed temperature discrepancy in the WMAP Cold Spot and with no conclusive correlation between the two phenomena having ever been established prior to these findings it’s hard to say what the significance of this discovery is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0GDYo1Wkys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7Or3SIJbx0
Another more radical theory championed by Laura Mersini-Houghton suggests that the cold spot may be an imprint of another universe, a form of quantum entanglement which would have occurred prior to its separation from our own Universe during the brief period of “inflation” following the Big Bang. Interestingly if this hypothesis holds up it would not only lend credence to String Theory, but also necessitate the existence of a "mirror" Cold Spot in the opposing hemisphere. Strangely enough, such a Cold Spot was in fact detected in the Northern Hemisphere of similar size and characteristics to that of its WMAP counterpart in 2009 though no consensus has been reached within the scientific community as to the ramifications of these findings.
Lawrence Rudnick and his team have postulated that the cold spot could in fact be a Black Hole equivalent in mass to the Universe itself and that the gravitational effects of such phenomena at the edge of the visible Universe may be the force responsible for its expansion rather than hypothetical “Dark Energy”.
Sounds of Space
Every Planet produces its own unique radio “sound” frequency which can be heard echoing throughout space.
Mercury - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=894Aejo-R0U
Venus - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQqShj6leq8
Earth - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Og_HjkCvro
Mars - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvnhDJn3c8c
Saturn - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh2-P8hG5-E
Jupiter - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWTC7P1Dprw
Uranus - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Ngl2RY8sA
Neptune - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq1QW1U1wiM
Pluto - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xpR4hyPSlE
Misc - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sbrpxmq8yk
Giant Outer Solar System Mystery Planet: Tyche
The idea of hypothetical super massive gas giant at the furthest reaches of our Solar System was first purposed by scientist John Matese in 1999 citing the origin points of long period comets from within the Oort Cloud, these points forming what seemed to be a circular/orbital pattern within the cloud as if a massive celestial body was passing through it. The hypothesized long period orbit of such a distant planet (25-30 million years) would also coincide with the relatively recent observation of a 27 million year cycle of mass extinctions and increased comet bombardment within the Solar System.
Such a massive celestial body would also explain the long standing mystery of our Solar System’s seemingly “unbalanced” gravitational equilibrium (the pull of the planets on their star and vice versa) which would suggest a greater gravitational influence on our Sun that what can be accounted for by the known planets.
In 2011 NASA’s Wide Field Infrared Survey Explorer Satellite detected a possible object within the outer Oort Cloud which, if an actual celestial body, would be approximately four times the size of Jupiter. Despite this, the status of Tyche at NASA remains suspect as there is yet to be any conclusive evidence in the Survey’s findings.
This theoretical planet has also been dubiously claimed to be the fabled “Hercolubus” of the Nibiru Cataclysm scenario or the infamous “Planet X” though such assertions are widely dismissed and it should be noted that the massive elliptical orbit of such an distant object would stand little if any chance of colliding with any of the other planets.
Tyche: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGhD1QnGyk
Nasa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehDo25qDzNs
Other Theories:
Nemeis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW6RlCQlcOM
Nibiru: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAPX8nhdxk4
Planet X: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k1M7kcAwZY
Brown Dwarf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QskA8kEL_Fs
What do you think happens when you die?
I know this question gets asked often but I want to discuss it yet again. New people visit the board = new ideas/comments
I'm starting to think we repeat our life. With some differences here and there
>>18424840
When you die, you see lots of colors as your visual corext shuts down. If you are on an operating table you are prone to seeing an approaching bright light. That is actually just the light becoming obscured as your neurons shut down. At first you will most likely feel fear and a sense of urgency. It is however usually followed by calm. As the brain becomes depressive you feel like shutting down and going to sleep. But you know it isn't sleep.
After death it's hard to tell what could be "happening".
>>18424840
The quality or essence of 'life' we call 'alive' is synonymous with death. When all that is left of you is your life, you experience death. When the conscious mind is no longer present.
All that happens is you return to the great void and then after that its anyone's guess if you come back to this plane of existence or another.
What does /x/ think of Clyde Lewis?
Does nobody listen to him?
He is roughly 5000x better than Jorge Snoory.
art bell is a pedophile who molested children and drank their blood in ritualistic satanic orgies. how do i know? i was there.
So, i intend to spend a whole 3 months in a cabin in northeastern Michigan, about 25 miles away from anything resembling civilization. Sort of training myself for a SHTF scenario, along with my brother. Trying to see if i can teach myself to live off grid.
Obviously I'm armed with enough firepower to protect myself from animals and wild-dindus, but what i want to know is if there's ways to protect my brother and myself from 'unforseen threats' that may or may not be living in the woods.
Goatman, skinwalkers, fucking Cthulhu or anything else in between. What i want to know is, is if there's any materials and\or procedures i can adopt to ensure i don't end up like Ash in Evil Dead. Wards that i can hang on my door or things that will give me early detection, whatever works is good. I'm even willing to melt and mold a set of specialty shotgun slugs if that's what it takes.
>inb4 everyone on /x/ is just roleplaying
I don't really care. The woods and isolation are scary as shit when you know for a fact that whatever noise you hear outside, no human being made.
if nothing else, could anybody point me in the direction of some reading material?
>pic kinda related; my cabin looks a lot like this
Wards, there's plenty. Each culture has some version of it. Early detection, you could perform a ritual to set in place an early detection mechanism. Go full wizard. I don't really know anything about this shit, giving you a bump so you can hear some real wizard memes.
Ah, I do have a resource for you. These are all sigils made by a true fucking nutjob, also I've found him to be somewhat reliable. You can use them any way you wish.
>>true esotericism: http://meister-runic.tripod.com/
>>18424599
Dig a moat!
Put up spike pits!
Tripwires in front of spike pits for bonus.
Salt the mothafuckin' doors and windows!
Iron and silver everything!
Large stack of pornographic magazines!
Put up dreamcatchers!
Blood of first born son on doorways!
Sagebrush everywhere!
Wew!
if you sense something creepy is watching you in the woods, continue hiking but walk backwards, it may confuse them into thinking you are going in a different direction
Looking for little spells that create definite results, that can be performed with household items. Little rituals, little incantations, things you know.
Thanks.
Or feel free to write me one if you feel that you're not full of shit. Thanks again. Let me know if you have a selection of these spells or are able to create them for diverse applications.
If you put crumpled aluminum in the microwave it creates magic
>>18424529
put a little change over a doorway you use often, it'll bring you money
Tell me about the Voynich Manuscript
>>18424468
Cicada 3301 from the 1300s
no u
>>18424468
I'll tell you the Voynich Manuscript is almost as annoying and pointless as Elisa Lam.
What's /x/'s favourite hell?
>>18424358
The one we live on.
>>18424358
Xibalba
>>18424364
deep
This is a posthumous account of the demise of the mind, from the perspectives of both the ego and the observer. It began with playing the scheduled trick on the observer - a vivid daydream brought on by priming the mind for concepts of Advaita Vedanta (translating to literally: not-two). The mind was wandering, and then decided that this experience was a dream - and that I could wake up from it. The mind said SHHH shut up it's time. It's time - the observer calmed the mind, and the thought began to grow in pleasurable feelings of bliss and shouted “I’m free! I’m free!”. The observer brought the eyes to focus on the lower right hand corner of the laptop monitor and noted the time - 9 pm. This same “Enlightenment trap” fantasy had played 2 days prior at precisely this time, as had been noted in meditation. The fantasy exposed - the tone of voice shifted from the observer's to a deep demonic tone. Then, another voice - a pure, heavenly voice - cast out this demonic presence. But then, even this heavenly voice was exposed to be nothing more than the demon transformed into an angel. It too, was cast aside - other thoughts began coming in to kill the angel, then each-other - all trying to prove that they were in the fact the real “I” in this mind. But none could prove their identity to the observer. The mind then was quiet. The observer takes the throne.
>>18424348
Congrats OP. I just define my mystical encounter with the observer as proof that nothing was everything and vice versa. That reality is just a projection of the mind.
>>18424348
Read Jung's Red Book immediately.
Something is happening to some of these /x/ folk. They are finding out all at once with combining theories and esoteric knowledge. I'm getting there myself. There are forbidden memes either damning or awakening anons. I personally feel out current timeline has something to do with this and maybe is one of Trump's true intentions, him being a chaos wizard in all.
Curious to hear your views on Satan, The Devil, Lucifer, etc.
- Do you see Satan as evil? What about satanism?
- Do you think Lucifer = Satan?
- What about the devil?
...
He was a foe defeated a long time ago that we keep summoning and doing the bidding of even though it's not necessary.
>>18424270
Powerful being from the acausal immense source of power if you show him respect