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The thing that is so shocking about this election is that it proved magic is real.
Now, I'm a sorcerer, I admit (so I have some bias), but I was raised rather skeptically, so it comes as a surprise to me too.

People try to discredit 4chan's meme magic having an effect on the election because:
>4chan's demographic didn't actually get out and vote for Trump
...but don't you see? if they had actually voted it wouldn't be magic in the sense of "causing change in conformity with will (through mysterious means)"
If they had voted, it wouldn't be magic, it would just be mundane.

And then there's this whole black robes in back rooms conspiracy I keep hearing about with celestial table tennis and portals made of itaian food.
Ok. Right. Us poorfag magicians are just "LARPing"... but these successful people should be too busy working and scheming and worshiping money to waste their time with all this dress up that we do... right?
NO. These people are smart and capable, they wouldn't participate in this "nonsense" if it was just nonsense.
They perform these practices because they KNOW that they have an effect.

So, we "less fortunate" magicians have an interesting opportunity here... to fight... with magic...
fight fire with fire, right?

We should be casting spells of devastation against key players. If enough of the top people go down, the whole thing could fold.

Sharpen your wands fampai.

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Let's say that you die without you ever knowing. Like your playing video games or fucking or laying in bed looking on 4 chan and then spontaneously you die. No pain, no time, just instant death.

If you could pay for this to happen to you, would you? Let's say you pay some one to kill you in an abrupt fation similar to what I stated above. After you make the agreement, you undergo some mindwash such that you forget the thought of even thinking of such a service( far fetched I know but I'm being hypothetical).

I think It would be an interesting answer to life. You just short cut the enevitble without the dread of a young death. You simply exist how you would, and without coming to terms with death your life simply ends. You exist completely ignorant of death.

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Hi there,

i usually do hand readings occasionaly, but this time im going to tell you what your dreams mean.

Give me your
> age and gender
as well as:
>Your dream as vivid as possible
>every symbol you see
>every feeling you have
>your own perspective
>does the item belong to you or somebody else?
>color
>amount
>daytime

Be nice, stay classy.

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How has the hermetic principles helped you? How can I use it in my life?

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I had an experience the other night. I'll explain it for and the ask some questions because although I've had paranormal experiences before, none were like this.

I was trying to get to sleep around 1am. I turned off the light and laid back in my chair, I sleep in a recliner because my wife usually has our baby in bed with her and I don't wanna crush him. I started feeling like something was watching me almost as soon as I turned the light off. I continue to try to fall asleep but the room starts smelling like cow shit, I live in a rural area but that smell has never been in my apartment. A few hours later, I finally fall asleep despite the spoopy vibes and something drummed on the back of my chair. I woke up and turned around but I only caught the shadow and heard nails clicking on my wood floor like a dog. Even though I didn't see it visually, I have a clear mental picture of whatever this thing was. It was definitely female, about 2 feet tall, legs like a dog or a chicken, very long arms with big furry hands, long gray hair, pear shaped, smelled like cow shit. I didn't get a particularly "evil" feeling but more like she wasn't nice and wanted to keep me up. Something similar happened last night while I was sleeping in my actual bed, my wife felt a rhythmic drumming on the bed.

Has anyone had a similar experience? I was gonna write it off as sleep paralysis until it happened to my wife.

Also, is there some sort of cleansing ritual I can do to rid my home of this shit?

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What I am telling you is a true story, I am convinced that it aligns with the Midwest Urban Legend of Dogman

It was 1:30 in the morning, I got out of my shift late from a restaurant I was working at during this time. I was going over to my friends house in a cul-de-sac because we were going to hang out and drink some beer. By the time I got there, nobody was answering the door and when I called and texted them, I recieved no reply. I waited about 10 minutes. After waiting and growing impatient, another one of my old friends (who I have always been a little creeped out by) drove past the house I was waiting at, he did not notice me waiting outside. For some reason I was curious and wanted to see what he was up to so I decided to walk further down to the end of the cul-de-sac towards the U-turn area. I did not see him get out of the car, but this friend was a big pot smoker so I decided to walk around the back side of his house and see if he was lighting up. By this time it was probably 2:00-2:30. I have my phone out as I am walking around the house checking to see if I received any texts when I hear a screech that was so weird I it is almost impossible to explain it, very similar to the humming of a bee and a lion growling. I look up and something is running accross my friends back yard. It is extremely fast and after it ran about 20 yards it stopped. The figure was hunched over, stood at approximately 6'2-6'8 feet tall by my guess and stared at me. I did not know what to do and my first instinct was flight so I ran. When I started running I kept thinking the thing was going to chase me so I looked behind me, nothing there. I kept running. I ran all the way back to my car in a dead sprint for about .25 miles completely out of breath. I drove home. To this day I asked the friend if that was him behind his house, he denied it more than once fervently. I believe I saw dogman or some sort of alien being. Please discuss.

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So, a while back I experienced the first thing I ever that I couldn't explain or sufficiently rationalize. It put me in a state of disbelief and questioning if I was experiecing was actually real.

So, the brief story: I live with my parents in a two storey house. It's night time, and everyone else is asleep, but my mind is hyperactive. My thoughts seem amplified by the quiet and surrounding darkness, enhanced by the tension it produces in me.

So, then suddenly I hear something from the main hall outside my door. It's like a low shuffling noise, like someone was dragging their feet along the floor, or trailing fabric behind them.

This immediately causes me to tense up as I try to determine the source of the noise. I expect it to be either one of my parents about to use the bathroom. However, the noise persists seemingly aimlessly. I notice that the pace at which the shuffling manifests doesn't seem like any regular walking pace. It seems erratic, uneven, both the timing of it, and also the direction of the sound which seems to jitter about.

So I lie absolutely still in my bed, afraid to move an inch, my body sweating and my muscles tense. I wait for the sound to pass.

Next thing that happens is, the noise seems to move from the main hall and towards the stairs. Immediately when the shuffling ends, I hear dense thuds and creaking coming from the wooden stairs. Once again, the pace seems totally irregular, and as the sound moves, it seems to miss several steps along the way.

It finally descends the stairs, and the last thing I hear is a dense screech of metal, as if the door lock is being manipulated.

That's the end of that particular series of events and noises. Since then I haven't been able to explain what I experienced with any great degree of satisfaction. I'm pretty sure that I wasn't experiecing sleep paralysis, as I found myself in control of my body the whole time, and haven't had any experiences with sleep paralysis in the past or since.

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I found a binary message in the description and it said "almost time to start"
Could be a mystery /x/

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So the other night I had a dream where I was flipping a coin, the only thing I remember is the coin but I remember it vividly. The coin was black With a gold outline around it, with a picture of a dead tree with four limbs, the tree was also gold. Then at the bottom there was '1373' beveled on it, it was gold as well. I've never heard of anything from 1317 and i cant remember seeing it anywhere. I don't really know what it means but any insight or help is appreciated. Pic related, a crude drawing of the coin.

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Want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes? I'll just give it to you straight: solipsism. This is the one and only truth.

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Alright /x/, let's play a little game here. We're gonna rewrite Jeff the Killer by using the Find & Replace function in MSWord to change certain words in the story. I'll post the full story in Pastebin when we finish.

First reply picks the replacement, except in the instance where another reply gets dubs.

First off, our main character needs a new name. Instead of Jeff who's our shitty, teenage self-insert?

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How would you scare a ghost?

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A friend showed it to me trying to be cool and I'd like to know what does that mean,

I've done a few researchs and looks like it's related to alchemy, but I couldn't find anything deeper.

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Is there any legit source of photos and information about this guy? In urban wodoo he said he worked in Hollywood or something. I only have that strange photo of blonde man with manly belly in navy blue shirt, but I doubt legitimacy of it.

In one of his books he said that he made a love talisman that was soo powerful that he got annoyed of people's kindness with it so he broke it. Any instructions or books how make something similar, not love necessarily ofc.

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Can any one tell me the origins of this symbol?
I know, it's supposed to be a healing symbol, but I have no idea from were, and if it's the actually correct meaning of it.