Archived threads in /x/ - Paranormal - 1179. page

>>18830427
That is a grainy-ass photo.
>/x/ in a nutshell

>>18830427
Satellite, that's black, they shot it down tough.

>>18830463
Is it in any way a knight?

Though they run swiftly the dark things in the trees advance through our turmoil.


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>>18849394
>make a simulation
>make the simulation simulate an extinction level event
>need to reupload all content on another server so we can dodge the simulated extinction level event

wew. ayylmaos IT is just as bed as here

>>18849394
>Bernstein

/pol/ was right.

>>18849151
Who are you gonna sell it to exactly? Someone who loves you unconditionally? Sounds like a good deal that your subconscious has already subscribed to. Congratulations.

>>18849189
Please elaborate

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>>18849197
According to the great larp, we must be inextricably attached to a soul mate with perfect unconditional love for us or else we could not actually exist. No soul can go broken, only this system allows for consciousness to grow properly and eventually achieve eternal happiness and fulfillment. It's an interesting made-up non-truth but I'm only posting it here for amusement. But in reality there's just nothing.

Openly fap until you feel safe again, it turns ghosts off ironically enough
Preferably to cuckold porn to make it ridiculous as possible

scream out jesus as loud as you can

I need some advice.
I do not know what to do.(It was a message asking for help and giving postal address)
I thought these subjects did not matter to me, or seemed to me unbelievable.
But it has given me very bad energy.
Who would invent something like this on an abandoned website?

>>18848742
I'm not here to fight.
I just do not want to give details if it's not going to get anywhere. sorry if you have been offended .

>>18848749
If you know of any place where to comment it.
I would be grateful .
I don't look for attention or popularity or anything, just for some advice.
Or a place to find it.
I came here for the flexibility of the readers and anonymity, not for anything else.

BRO

I (Fuji in chat) will be streaming SPOOKY MOVIES when ghost bros is over.

Feel free to give recommendations!

>>18848594
M is the biggest faggot to ever experience being on the internet

>>18848597
It's a tough competition.

>>18848603
Not that tough for M, honestly. It has no competition.

Get out

>>18848483
Get an Ouija and try to talk with your lightness friend

>>18848483
Make sure to take lots of photographs, videos, EVPs, and come back to share what you have found.

Bay leaves/Laurel causes a holy state when burned, read about it if you haven't!

>>18848217
Many acacias, mostly the ones that contain Dmt. Dmt can then be used to explore consciousness much deeper than anything else

Yes. Certain pranayama practices attempt the same thing.

I really don't know what you are trying to acquire by doing this. I was born left handed and I've had a test from a local doctor who is nationally known(Dr. Block) I use both sides of my brain equally and I don't really notice anything cool about it. I'm just curious what "paranormal" power you think this will give you as you are probably wasting your time.

>>18848127
I'm wondering whether it will make me more creative / increase the other traits associated with the right hemisphere.

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>>18848005
no? as i understand it they're essentially part of the same force.

although i read the buddha could 'suspend' karma i dont know how to do it

Ethics are very important. It is important to behave in an ethical manner. Karma though is a hindu lie.

Karma doesn't exist. The idea of karma is related to reincarnation and reincarnation was political propaganda used by northern indians to prevent southern indians from rebelling against the political order. They said "if you be good you can be born into a higher social class in a next life", reincarnation was thought up to prevent people from trying to disrupt the indian class system.

>>18847816
Please do.

Continuing cause I'm impatient

As my walk began, I “got humbled” or “got schooled,” so to speak. I became aware of my own mediocrity and shortcomings, and that I must remember that I am a worthless speck in the cosmos. I am a somewhat talkative person, and, what I will assume is God, or one of the Gods, basically told me to keep my mouth shut, because so much of what I say is mindless dribble. It was then revealed to me that I will open the door for God to continue teaching me, if I remain silent and only internalize God’s wisdom.

For some background, I have always been a pretty ambitious person, and my career/educational choices so far have reflected that. I have become quite concerned with what factions and professions I should concern myself with as to be as socially mobile as possible. After essentially realizing that I am a foolish mortal who knows nothing, it was somewhat randomly said to me that the military powers of the world dominate Earth. The show of force is the root of all mortal power. God seemed to be suggesting to me that I should become part of military-industrial complex in some way, which was unexpected, but interesting.

I was so overwhelmed by these thoughts that I laughed aloud, admittedly in a crazy, maniacal way. Visions of intelligence agency bases, military aircraft, and missiles flooded my mind. Mere men cannot stand up to military might.

>>18847825
Thanks for showing interest, I promise it will be at least somewhat worth it.

Continued

I chose to take a walk at a park near my house, and it was around 11pm, so it was completely dark. After I had calmed down a bit, I bowed my head and thanked God for its wisdom, and I thought my revelations were over. As I came the end of the path, there was an opening in the trees, and the night sky was fully revealed to me. God spoke to me again, saying, verbatim, “This world is not your own,” implying to me that this was God’s world, and our fate is chosen for us, like pawns. I basked in the glory of the sky, and saw the moon in the center, and a beautiful symmetry of stars surrounding it. This surprised me, as I had always envisioned God as being the Judeo-Christian God, and not related to astrology in the slightest.

The walk home was uneventful, I felt that I had reached the peak of my high (and wisdom), and was to be left to meditate on what I had learned. When I got home, I decided that I must write down as much as I can from walk so that these profound ideas are not forgotten. As I typed it out, I actually laughed aloud again, amused at the absurdity of my powerlessness. I remember feeling euphoric, and my eyes looking upward as I typed, my fingers felt uncoordinated and slow, like somebody else was commandeering my body. I know I am painting myself like a crazy person, but this is not a normal occurrence.
I opened the text file today and it reads:

-You know nothing.
-God will teach you.
-You are merely a vessel.

You are supposed to be the paranormal expert, /x/. What should I take from this?

Awh she's not that pale

>>18847706
Rude

The boy behind her apparently died in a car crash on that road and was appearing to her because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt. Seems like a jewish trick to me

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When I was really little (like 2 or 3) I had an imaginary friend I called Mr. Blurry (I pronounced it Mr. Blurby) that lived in the mirror.

> Be me
>3 years old
>Playing with Mr. Blurry
>Religious mother asks who I'm talking to
>"Mr. Blurby"
>Asks who "Mr. Blurby" is
>"The man in the mirror"
>Religious mother visibly concerned, asks why he's called Mr. Blurby
>"Because his face doesn't work" because obviously the bitch shoulda known that
>Mom takes me out of room
>Tells dad
>Dad tells her to chill the fuck out because toddlers are imaginative
>Be the following week
>Playing with Mr. Blurby
>"Mommy says you're not real"
>Mr. Blurby is displeased
>Full-length wall mirror comes OFF THE FUCKING WALL
>I mean this thing was on deep mounting hooks, it had to lift a solid vertical inch to be removed
>Falls on lil' babby me
>Shatters upon impact with ground/face
>Glass shard goes into right eye
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>Damaged retina
>Mom loses shit, calls family priest
>Priest goes through house, does blessings and shit
>Had to wear an eyepatch in first grade
>Never saw Mr. Blurby again
>Pic sorta related

I still can't see too well with my right eye, but I have healed mostly

>>18847702
Don't y'all love when OP asks for a spoop thread but doesn't start with a spoop story of their own?

anyone here ever saw a skeleton in a tux and a top hat?