How Do I Sell My Soul?

>>18849151
Who are you gonna sell it to exactly? Someone who loves you unconditionally? Sounds like a good deal that your subconscious has already subscribed to. Congratulations.

>>18849189
Please elaborate

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>>18849197
According to the great larp, we must be inextricably attached to a soul mate with perfect unconditional love for us or else we could not actually exist. No soul can go broken, only this system allows for consciousness to grow properly and eventually achieve eternal happiness and fulfillment. It's an interesting made-up non-truth but I'm only posting it here for amusement. But in reality there's just nothing.

>staple for sale sign to your ass

Thank me later

>>18849204
Wow. Damn.
So we have no soul to "sell", and there exists no entity capable of "buying" it?

>>18849151
Selling your soul is kind of like selling a house. It stays put, but it's agreed to belong to a different party. There's some debate as to whether it's yours to sell. If it belongs to God, the fact that you'd sell it to Satan is blasphemous enough to land you in Hell anyway, though.

Here's the thing, though: supply and demand rule markets. You want to sell a widget, you need someone who wants a buy a widget. Who would want to buy your soul? A demon maybe, assuming Christian cosmology represents the spirit world accurately (they did such a fantastic job on the physical one, after all).

So, short answer, try summoning a demon. Traditional Goetia is probably a good starting point. If you manage to get one, and it's interested, and the offer suits all parties (I wouldn't give you a fig), then you're set. Also, you might want to get it to explicitly agree not to kill you.