Greetings, and welcome to The /x/ Files, the weekly news digest for 4chan's Paranormal board. Every Sunday, we take a quick snapshot of the mysterious world around us and bring it, in an easily readable magazine format, to the board. I am The Editor, the anonymous creator of this idea and collector of the news that will be following below. In the interests of legitimacy, I will be using a secure tripcode to post the thread; once the posts are completed, I will take the tripcode off and return to my anonymity.
This week:
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Table of Contents:
1: Paranormal News of the Week
2: Radio Show Roundup
3: Paranormal Podcasts
4: Editor's Note
Paranormal News of the Week
Giant Python Swallows Indonesian Farmer
A farmer has been found inside the belly of a giant python after the animal was caught near where he vanished while harvesting his crops in Indonesia. The body of Akbar, 25, was discovered inside the seven-metre (23ft) snake after villagers used an 18-inch-long knife to cut open its stomach, when it had been spotted slithering awkwardly in Salubiro village, on the eastern island of Sulawesi, on Monday.
“We were immediately suspicious that the snake had swallowed Akbar because around the site we found palm fruit, his harvesting tool and a boot,” said Junaidi, a senior village official.
Worried relatives launched a search for Akbar after he did not return home from the family’s plantation on Sunday. Junaidi said the snake had swallowed the farmer whole, adding that it was the only such fatality recorded in the region. This kind of python, which regularly exceeds 20ft, is commonly found in Indonesia and the Philippines. While the serpents have been known to attack small animals, attempts to eat people are rare.
Video: https://youtu.be/PE1vctFbftk
Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
Monday: Secret ESP Projects/Astrology Readings
In the first half, journalist Annie Jacobsen shared her research on how the US government worked with psychics and scientists with top-secret clearances. In the latter half, astrologist Heather Arielle discussed how her readings focus on personal, practical, and powerful ways astrology can improve your daily life.
Tuesday: Wrongful Convictions/Final Words
In the first half, Laura Caldwell and attorney Leslie S. Klinger discussed how they've combined their expertise to explore the subject of wrongful conviction which is happening with increasing frequency. In the latter half, linguist Lisa Smartt detailed how a person's end-of-life words often take on an eerie significance.
Wednesday: Pet Health/Roswell & Alien Secrets
In the first half, digital artist and lecturer Rodney Habib discussed his journey looking for answers for the epidemic of cancer and diabetes in pets. In the latter half, author and researcher L.A. Marzulli shared newly revealed details about the Roswell UFO crash obtained from a deathbed confession, as well as reports of alien abductions, and hybrids among us.
Thursday: Mysterious Radio Bursts & Underground Pyramid
Investigative reporter Linda Moulton Howe delved into radio bursts over a billion light-years from Earth, the decline of coral in Australia's Great Barrier Reef, and an account of a huge underground pyramid and its link to alien influences.
Friday: Para-Cymatics & Creating Paranormal Activity
The evening's guest was paranormal investigator Joshua P. Warren, who discussed his new field of research called Para-Cymatics, and how his groundbreaking experiments led him to discover a method to create paranormal activity. Open Lines followed.
Paranormal Podcasts
Last Podcast on the Left: L. Ron Hubbard, Part III: Scientology Begins
It’s the birth of the Church of Scientology this week as we get into the Tone Scale, E-Meters and how to use them, GEs, SPs, the HDF of W and all other manner of Scientological nonsense and just how it all sprang from the mind of L. Ron Hubbard.
Link: http://cavecomedyradio.com/podcast-episode/l-ron-hubbard-part-iii-scientology-begins/
L. Ron Hubbard, Part IV: Sea Org
On the conclusion of our L. Ron Hubbard series, we cover the shadowy arm of Scientology known as Sea Org as well as the various punishments Hubbard put people through, plus his “film career” and just how David Miscavige took control of the whole organization.
Link: http://cavecomedyradio.com/podcast-episode/l-ron-hubbard-part-iv-sea-org/
Paranormal Podcast: The Afterlife & Animal Frequency
New York Times Best Seller Dr. Eben Alexander joins us to tell us his experience with the afterlife. In part two, Melissa Alvarez joins us to talk about Animal Frequency.
Link: http://jimharold.com/dr-eben-alexander-on-the-afterlife-melissa-alvarez-on-animal-frequency-paranormal-podcast-476/
Mysterious Universe: 17.12
This week we peel back the occult layers to investigate the Merovingian bloodline, Rennes-le-Château, and Ouija board sessions with antediluvian God-Kings of old. We then share the true horror of history’s worst plagues and the Tantra of Tachikawa-ryu.
Link: http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2017/04/17-12-mu-podcast/
I think The Ring (american version) is the most scary movie ever made.
What do you think?
>>18832365
I like your choice. That one stayed with me. IDK what it was about that film. That and Jacobs Ladder, and Shining. The haunting in CT.
>>18832365
"Scary" is a subjective concept. One man's scariest movie ever is other man's comedy.
>>18832365
more good horror in order of goodness is.
1. The ring.
2. Shutter (Thai).
3. Insidious.
4. The Conjuring.
.
>>18861090
THAT'S THE PIC
omg i'm naseaus
>>18861092
umm explain please
>>18861090
Oh shit this is the picture alright, how the hell did you find this???
4th dimension thread.
It's scientifically proven, cunts.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four-dimensional_space
>>18860339
Stop
>>18860371
>>18860430
Long time lurker here, I dont expect any of you to believe me, but everything im about to say is going to be sincere. This all happened yesterday. First of all, i come from a praying family. My auntie runs her own church and half of my family has dedicated their life to the lord. When everthing started happening i was oblivious but now thinking back, i was being attacked by some malevont spirit. I truly believe it was an adultious spirit. I had a chronic masturbation problem, which i am ashamed to say. I lied, i stole, i was cheap, i thought i was the most handsomest man in town, who was better than everyone else. Not anymore.
It all started with little pokes on my back, and the nightmares. I would have dreams of my son being a devil, or my wife being some demon. The pokes in my back were a constant feeling, until yesterday noon they stopped. Before that i had chronic backpain which is unusal because im fairly fit. No matter how much i would fix my back it would hurt, like on that one movie where some guy sees a girl sitting on his back in the mirror. Anyways, yesterday was I was smoking weed with my pals, and yea yea “hurr durr this only happened because you were high” trust me, it wasnt. Once I took my hit, i started thinking. I use weed not in a sense where i just want to smoke myself stupid. I use it to explore parts of me i dont understand myself, and yesterday alot of things were understood. I ran to my moms house and i started telling her everything, and she suggested i talk to my auntie, the one who runs the only christian church in town.
For the love of god we could not find her so we went go see her sister, who is as equally connected with god. We went see her and on the way there something started attacking me, i started seeing visions, i seen something in the mirror but with all my might i dared not look into it fearing what i would see. I started puking, and my mom was getting scared, i just told her “Mom, just keep driving, this is happening for a reason, i deserve this.” So she continued, and for a while it stopped. I truly do believe the devil was attacking me because he was losing his number #1 sinner. i began confessing all of my sins, and this is where the devil comes in, every second word i would say “fuck” i could not help myself from saying it, like someone was trying to use me to speak. I began praying out to the lord asking for his forgiveness, pleading for mercy.
When we got to my aunties house i felt an evil, angry spirit trying to use me but i just kept asking for strength. I started telling everything to my auntie, god bless her soul. We went upstairs to pray, and this is when the scariest part happened. This is the crazy part, so i dont expect much of you to believe. She started praying, my mom and i. I started repenting and praying as well, and this is when everything stared getting distorted, my mom didnt look like her, my hands looked like hoofs, and i swear at one point i seen holes in my hands. I was so scared. While my auntie was praying i felt like two people were fighting over me, at the same time i felt so loved, and so hated. I started shaking, and losing control of my body, thats when my auntie started talking in tongues, and oh my god i will never ever forget this feeling. I felt so relieved, like a weight was lifted on my shoulders. I stopped crying, i wasnt scared. The lord poured his holy blood on me and i was saved from this adultourous demon. I dont feel the tapping on my back anymore, i dont have nightmares anymore, i actually had a good dream. Im also going to start going to church and reading my bible. Thanks guys for taking the time to read this, amen and god bless.
p.s. sorry for the B-level grammar lol
The secret is so simple it's embarrasing that this is not common knowledge. Celibacy is the fountain of youth. All you have to do to become eternally young is eat properly, avoid drugs and sex (masturbation counts). The main reason people grow old is because they have sex. The human body regenerates while sleeping, but to do so it needs some key nutrients that are wasted every time you ejaculate. Obviously basic exercise is also necessary. Nothing too hard, yoga is enough. This is the tree of life. Stop fapping and avoid so called "death by natural causes". That is, if you actually want to live 300, 500 or even thousands of years while maintaining young instead of shriveling up, going sick and suffering for the rest of your short, miserable life.
>>18859708
Bitch you better shut your faggot ass mouth right now you FUCK BOY. I live on the drags and i'll die in the fire. Nigger your my bitch.
> eat people
I'd rather die.
>>18859727
Cannibalism can't be the secret to ever lasting life. Those primitive African tribes cut out parts from their victims for voodoo and they eat it but none of them live past 50.
Life expectancy was very short hundreds of years ago, with the advent of anti-bacterial soaps and modern medicines, educated societies are living longer and healthier than ever.
How can I tell if I had a revelation/vision for real and I wasn't JUST high out of my mind
>>18859706
I hope you know when you are high... Like you remember you just smoked weed or took some acid, right? Or are you so retarded you cannot even remember if you have taken something?
>>18859706
They are revelations even if you are high. Especially if you took acid.
>>18859706
Describe the revelation.
That's a start.
forgive my bad English. english is not my main language and this is my first time posting in /x/ and i would like to share some story of mine with you guys.
have any of you been possessed before? or something like it? maybe the eye of envy hit you? my dad told me when i was 2 month old i stopped moving but was alive. he took me to the doctors and said there is nothing wrong with me im just sleeping and looked healthy. my grandmother didnt believe in them and decided to take me with her friends to see if it was something else. he said that she and her friends noticed i was envied and the envy eye got me. she and her friends then went to read holy quran on me and put a silver plate on my forehead, then they did drop a molten lead and an eye was formed. then they took the eye and put it in a box covered with red colored silk and sealed the box. they then told my father to go throw it at the sea but he actually threw it in the sewers.
i even have more story's which is kinda horrifying experience for me. especially that accident happen with me at night when i was 16.
EYE
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EYE
EYEEYE
YEYEYE
YEYEYE
EYEYEY
EYEEYE
YEYEYE
eye
Thoughts?
that sure is a picture
OP sits in front of computer all day, figures everything must be a computer. Computers all the way down.
>>18859211
the earth is a simulation of the early moon build by the saturn that is powerd by the sun.
i am high as fuck.
Probable representation of the four elements, not sure.
bois how do i sell my soul for money(no joke)
Give up on your friends, family and overall joy in life. Focus on getting wealthy and once you get there where you think you want to be financialy you'll realize, you've sold your soul and you'll never be satisfied.
Pay the price, or be a peasant for life
yours? i can give you about 10k.
>>18858579
Get in touch with this guy.
I was alone and walking out late, probably about 11 or 12 o'clock, when I heard this strange unexplainable ringing noise. It didn't start off as much but it got very very loud very quickly. Literally had hands over ears. It didn't last long only about 30 seconds or so then just instantly stopped. I've had that sort of ringing in my ears before, Yknow when your home alone or whatever and you can hear a faint ring, but never to that volume before.
Needless to say I walked home pretty quickly
Wondering if anyone has had any similar experiences or offer possible explanations?
>>18858299
did it go away when you covered up your ears? if not it was probably just some kind of dizzy spell. happens to me sometimes, nothing paranormal about it
>>18858427
No it remained when I covered my ears. Could've been a dizzy spell I guess but I was completely lucid. No loss of balance either.
Read this OP:
https://www.ata.org/understanding-facts
Guys, my friends grandmother died a while back and we found this ring among her things, we ourselves have looked it up for about half an hour but can't find anything, you guys have any idea? We were thinking it's either Irish, catholic or Masonic.
On each side is a clover/shamrock
it's a masonic ring
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_Order
>>18858219
Jesus that was fast
Well thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHoetZll4qE
Its is common for drones to use red and green lights to denote orientation.
>mfw its only a uav
>>18858179
Disinfo
>>18858179
Shill
hey scanners. you asked me a while ago what i wanted, to get out or to be with my gf
i am not sure what i said, but it looks like it goes towards gf.
i want to tell you that i want out to the real world rather than have a illusionary gf.
no deal
>>18858142
why? whats wrong?
You can always live in the real world. Just snap out of your shit and don't listen to people like
>>18858142
this guy