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Hey guys, is it true that if you put your phone underwater water pokemon will spawn like crazy?

What kind of rumors has your uncle who works at Nintendo told you, /vp/?

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What are some super unexpected or "so stupid it works" strategies you've been beaten by?

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>You come home, after a long day of work
>You see your Latias asleep on your bed
>You smile at the peaceful, comfy scenario
>You remove your clothes
>You quietly get in the bed, trying not to wake Latias up
>As you prepare to sleep, Latias shifts in her sleep
>She snuggles herself into you
>You lie awake for a while, looking at the ceiling, as your Latias slumbers beside you
>Your eyes slowly close, as you drift into sleep
>You're at the edge of unconsciousness, when suddenly you feel a sharp pain
>Latias has buried her monstrous cock deep inside you
>The pain is unbearable, and renders you unable to move or scream
>You can only gasp in agony as Latias thrusts herself inside you with increasing speed
>Your insides are ravaged brutally
>Latias has a powerful orgasm, filling your body with her sperm as she moans in ecstasy
>As the sperm and your blood mix, the pain subsides
>You shed a single tear, and depart to endless sleep
>Meanwhile, Latias is still humping your corpse
>Throughout the night, she climaxes multiple times, filling your former body with her hot semen
>By morning, 90% of your lifeless husk's weight is made of her spunk
>She sighs in pleasure, and removes herself from your corpse with a wet plop
>A waterfall of cum pours out of it
>Latias uses her psychic powers to envelop your body in her cum
>She heals you of your impurities
>You are revived by the power of her semen
>You greet Latias, and get breakfast
>You leave to work

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqnnNjWc2F4

He's right you know, Pokemon Go is shit.

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why the actual fuck would it be water/fairy? fucking morons, fire is super effective against fairy, so even though its part water it wouldn't be as resistant, it makes way more sense to be water/fighting, because then grass/flying would be twice and effective.

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Team Harmony General

Team Harmony's goal is to promote peace between the teams in the land of Pokemon Go. We do this by turning all the gyms we see grey without claiming them. How many gyms have you destroyed today, fellow Harmonyfags?

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>Be me
>Have Gardevoir
>Gardevoir is degenerate
>Be home
>Gardevoir tries to seduce me by using Attract
>I am a raging homosexual, so it doesn't produce any effect
>Dejected, she uses her psychic powers to force me to fuck her
>Two hours later, I am traumatized for life
>Pleased with her victory, she lets me out of the house, ostensibly to buy groceries
>Buy groceries, we were running low on vegetables
>Visit a shadier part of town, to buy a jacket
>Return home
>Gardevoir is at the entrance, spreading wide open
>Look away and go downstairs to the basement, picking up a crowbar I had lying around
>Gardevoir follows, obviously unhappy that I had once again refused her
>As soon as she comes into sight, I swing the crowbar at her head, striking a direct hit
>She collapses to the floor
>Looks up at me, first in confusion, then anger
>Her eyes start glowing blue, a sign she is using her psychic powers
>Grabs one of the massive dragon dildos I used to pleasure myself with as a kid
>I see her then for what she truly is, a repulsive being corrupted by lust
>She tries to use her powers on me
>Nothing happens
>Looks at me in shock, her mind unable to comprehend what is happening
>The jacket is made of Umbreon fur, which renders me immune to her powers
>Knowing only Psychic-type moves, a result of me being absolutely clueless as to what types are, she can't touch me
>I drop the crowbar, and grab a baseball bat
>Despite her otherwordly screams, I bring the bat down on her until she is nothing but a shivering wreck on the floor, struggling to breathe
>Her spindly limbs are bent in unnatural angles, her "dress" is tattered and her face has become unrecognisable
>Try to repay the rape with something of my own next, but the dragon dildos have no effect on her
>Leave her there, bloodied and bruised, as I wasn't capable of any more cruelty
>A single tear rolls down my cheek, not for what she became, but for what she once was

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Which pokemon is the best surf user?

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>Browse /vp/ when it was mad
>leave after gen 5 leak season
>come back for gen 6
>stick around for too long, see the worst shitposts on 4chan
>leave again
>come back for gen 7 leak season
>more shitposting than usual
>Pokemon Gofags are shitting up the board
what happened lads

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These will never be topped.

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Huh.
I don't remember taking over this gym.

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Will Diamond and Pearl Remakes be on the 3DS? The NX? Mobile? Or do guys think theres still a slim chance for there to be a 3DS Succesor

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I haven't played a Pokemon game since Emerald. I don't have a 3DS, just a DS, so my options are:

>Diamond/Pearl
>Black/White
>Black/White 2

Which do you recommend?

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>"It's a good pokemon under Trick Room"

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New catch of the day thread!