>Be me
>Have Gardevoir
>Gardevoir is degenerate
>Be home
>Gardevoir tries to seduce me by using Attract
>I am a raging homosexual, so it doesn't produce any effect
>Dejected, she uses her psychic powers to force me to fuck her
>Two hours later, I am traumatized for life
>Pleased with her victory, she lets me out of the house, ostensibly to buy groceries
>Buy groceries, we were running low on vegetables
>Visit a shadier part of town, to buy a jacket
>Return home
>Gardevoir is at the entrance, spreading wide open
>Look away and go downstairs to the basement, picking up a crowbar I had lying around
>Gardevoir follows, obviously unhappy that I had once again refused her
>As soon as she comes into sight, I swing the crowbar at her head, striking a direct hit
>She collapses to the floor
>Looks up at me, first in confusion, then anger
>Her eyes start glowing blue, a sign she is using her psychic powers
>Grabs one of the massive dragon dildos I used to pleasure myself with as a kid
>I see her then for what she truly is, a repulsive being corrupted by lust
>She tries to use her powers on me
>Nothing happens
>Looks at me in shock, her mind unable to comprehend what is happening
>The jacket is made of Umbreon fur, which renders me immune to her powers
>Knowing only Psychic-type moves, a result of me being absolutely clueless as to what types are, she can't touch me
>I drop the crowbar, and grab a baseball bat
>Despite her otherwordly screams, I bring the bat down on her until she is nothing but a shivering wreck on the floor, struggling to breathe
>Her spindly limbs are bent in unnatural angles, her "dress" is tattered and her face has become unrecognisable
>Try to repay the rape with something of my own next, but the dragon dildos have no effect on her
>Leave her there, bloodied and bruised, as I wasn't capable of any more cruelty
>A single tear rolls down my cheek, not for what she became, but for what she once was
I'd hate to have any psychic type that wasn't Xatu or one of the inanimate objects. They all seem like they could just do whatever the fuck they want if they were to have bad intentions.
>>27237916
cool history bro
wut?
>>27237916
Is this the new writethread?
THAT'S NOT HOW ATTRACT WORKS!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If you were such a gay why didn't you have a MALE gardevoir?
0/10 can't suspend my disbelief for this one
I'm pretty sure the whole "Umbreon fur blocks Psychic" would have to work like Magneto's helmet. It would have to protect his head, and in turn, his mind.
>>27237916
What the actual fuck
>>27237916
I laughed
>>27237916
made me laugh
OP, stop playing on that edge before you get hurt