Archived threads in /vp/ - Pokemon - 1647. page

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Sawk and Throh are actually based on the red oni and blue oni of japanese folklore

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All the tension of the French elections are killing me. I need some comfy Kalosian art and music to calm down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e04DUiw0kQQ

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You see, Ghost type being immune to Normal and Fighting moves make sense. In theory, at least. Ghost implies incorporeality, right? But...
>you can't punch a huge ass clay statue
>you can't punch a sarcophagus
>you can't punch a flying sword
>you can't punch a pile of seaweed attached to an anchor
How does this make any sense?

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What's the worst hack you've played?

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>be me, 11 yo
>new kid moves down the block
>comes from Kanto
>fucking kanto: the place that brought in these fucking invasive rats and oil spills.
>My grandad wants me to be nice to him and shit
>Whatever, I do it for him because I don't like fighting people
>The dude's a dick.
>Meet this 7/10, nice, really fucking pale, but cute
>has a space fart pokemon in her bag
>It's actually oddly cute
>She immediately has eyes for kantocock
>tfisthisshit.exe
>challenge (((kantocock))) to a battle
>He beats me cause he chose the pokemon that was SA against mine, like a dick.
>Fucking cat, can you believe it?
>Whatever.jpg
>I go off and train my pokemon
>On my way, I see a doughnut shop or some shit
>called malasadas
>have one
>almost jizz my pants it's good as fuck
>first sexual experience as an 11yo
>tfw
>flashforward a couple days
>he already has a team full of fucking lv50 mons
>All designed to counter the e4 and me
>THIS IS MY FUCKING CHANCE
>Fight him
>he has a baracat
>Sweeps my team
>not because it's even fucking good, but because it's fucking lv 63 and all of mine are lv 40
>Leaves, holding back tears
>Drowns my sorrows in orgasmic doughnuts
>don't even taste good, they all taste like failure
>Decide to fuck up his shit
>Get some Salazzle pheromones ready
>Put them in a bottle
>Goes over to his house to fuck his mom
>Door's already open
>tooeasy.png
>Walk in
>Kantocock's balls deep in 7/10 in the middle of the fucking living room
>he turns to look at me with that smile that never fucking changes
>7/10 is screaming with pleasure on the ground, begging for him to make her his slut
>Send out raichu to add a little electro overstimulation
>Raichu used thunderbolt!
>He sends out Marrowak
>fucking lightning rod
>he throws a piece of mail at me
>"Good game."
>"Good luck catching up!"
>"Bitch"
>Goes over to main square
>starts reffing a rap battle between two gang members
>mfw I have never left that spot
>mfw I'm still reffing

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I like genies, Do you like genies /vp/?

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/vp/ Watches is a weekly event where we watch episodes of the anime together.
The event starts every Saturday and Sunday at 17:00 GMT.

Today we start off with episode 57: The Breeding Center Secret, where we'll meet Bill and Cassidy for the first time!
Next, Ash will try to get his 7th badge and we have two of the undoubtedly best battles in all of the original series! After that we have Misty as a Mermaid and an island full of sleeping tortoises!

Link:
https://cytu.
be/r/vp_watches

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Where did you talk about pokemon before /vp/ was a thing?

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Who was in the wrong here?

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What do you think about this picture?

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What would competetive pokemon look like without smogon and vgc? What if there were no banned moves and no banned pokemon in 6v6 singles? double battles? Would it all be legendaries fighting legendaries or would some normal pokemon make it to the competetive scene?

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-There is no Pokemon Stars, this is Gen 8.
-Direct sequels to XY in the vein of GS
-Directed by Shigeki Morimoto
-Has been in development since 2014
-Super enhanced Sun/Moon engine, different perspective
-Kalos is one of the regions, not the first
-New Megas
-New Z-Crystals
-Announcement in June
-Release in October
-Dragon Eevee evolution
-Airport
-New Battle Frontier
-Battle Tree Destination
-Past characters return (Lysandre, Shauna, and bigger surprises)
-Less linear format (think post-Vermilion RBY)
-Announcement trailer has a MAJOR surprise

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I miss my badass action hero, /vp/... I mean really he had the PERFECT storyline, realistic animation, awesome Pokemon and a girlfriend after his dick. He put the fucking bad guys int heir fucking place, especially Team Rocket and for what? Getting beaten by some edge faggot and his Mega Zard. Yes, I'm still salty Ash lost fuck that shit. Building up all that fucking hype for that shitty loss. Now we're stuck with some autist 10 year old shitty art style Sun Moon. I mean what the fuck? Are the writers retarded? You're supposed to make ash MATURE on his adventure not fucking dumb him down. All that potential Sun Moon had to have Serena go with him so he can continue being a bad ass, down the drain. Fuck it the anime has gone to fucking shit.

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lol