Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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How comes EG is going to be the ONLY likable team at TI6? Scene dropped massively in terms of teams you can root for since last year.

>>146810127
>liking the team with the /r/dota2 moderator for a manager

just go back

>>146810192
I would root for team with /d2g/ mod as manager, but this place has no fucking mods

is anyone still interested in a /d2g/ inhouse that I will organize.

Its hard to ask cause esports is on all the time

>>146810127
Its because China self-destructed and the only teams I root for are OG, EG and LGD

EG vs LGD would be the most hype shit. Multiple people on both teams would win a second TI. PPD can't go full retard on drafts though and LGD getting invited was a lucky thing because I don't think they would get through qualifiers.

Do you have the immortal gardens terrain?

>>146810127
>ppd
>sumail
>likable
yoo rofl

>Lumi helped getting Slacks killed
Worst minion

>>146810262
no

inhouses are full of cliquey faggots who abandon if they dont get on eachothers team, make their own rule, and try as hard as possible while bitching about other people tryharding

literally the most unenjoyable dota experience possible full of annoying faggots

I would rather play in a game with 9 peruvians

>>146810262
Do you have to be good

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r8 my desktop guys

>>146810262
no d2g inhouses are garbage

ANNE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ROFL

>WOMEN

>telling everyone you're the seer

Women can't be this retarded.

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I have no idea what's happening

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>>146810398
What's not to like about Peter, like, honestly? Hating Ppd is a meme at this point, thanks to reddit.

>playing a game where you're supposed to keep your role to yourself
>out yourself

SOLID 8.5

go to some mafia thread you fucking clowns get out of here

>>146810640

>riling up the pepes

YOU FOOL
YOU FOOLISH FOOL

EVERYONE GOING FULL ODPIXEL

>slacks deciding to scream and yell and pretend he's not mafia
>anne admits role AND give totally misleading info

stupid people really ruin these party games

Is the tanner supposed to kill himself?

>>146810398
PPD is one of the most likable people in the scene i would love to have a beer with the guy

>>146810427
how about you get banned from participating if you do that. Also everyone on /d2g/ is fucking shit so even if they try hard it won't be anything noticeable.

>>146810431
no

Honestly I bet /d2g/ inhouses are shit when reddit joins

>>146810782
Tanner gets himself lynched to win

This is giving me a fucking headache.

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>these children are still arguing
>Slacks has already stormed off

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>>146810398

>sumail
>not likable

CAPITALIST IS SUCH AN ALPHA

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>>146810856
the fuck so how do you win as town?

>>146810897
its because they dont play the game right, your not supposed to immediately out your self on everything turn 2

they are also taking this way too seriously

>SHUTUP AND JUST LET ME GET MY NARRATIVE OUT. YOU FUCK
this is a jolly good time

what the fuck is up with ryus hair
did he start shaving it and give up or something

>>146811020
>>146810897
mafia as a game is fucking shit when you are playing it with known people

The optimal way to play mafia is anonymously online

>>146811004
Town kills the 2 wolves and the minion
Tanner wins by getting himself lynched
Werewolves win by killing town

>>146811114
oh so there's three separate factions gotcha

>SirActionSlacks: im a wolf i know om not gonna make it mogjt as well reveal 4 roles lol

the absolute madman

>>146811114

how is getting yourself killed considered a win for some guy that runs a tannery

what the fuck is the logic here

>>146811020
>>146811103
This is only because Slacks came out and that is a Slacks move. They've done a ton of games together and this is an irregular game.

>TOBI IS ABOUT TO DIE OUT OF NOWHERE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME

>our LITERAL guy eosin is there
go eosin

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>tfw you are playing with a room of idiots

CAP, THE TEMPO CONTROLLER

Welcome to Mafia general, d2g for short

Didn't they go over in the rules that Tanner only wins by lynching?

>>146811636
some stupid house rule I think

>>146811636

he got lynched with a bullet

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So there are 3 factions? Town, Werewolf, and Tanner? If Tanner gets lynched or shot, he wins by himself?

>Playing Werewolf instead of Mafia

Fucking plebs

>>146811740
Yes. If you play Town of Salem its the same. Town, Mafia, and Jester

>>146811740
He's not supposed to win by getting shot but they added that in their match.

ALSO SHEEVER ON,
SHEEVER FAGS KEEP EYE ON STRIM AND GET WEBMS AND WHATNOT

Which characters are the most fun?
I don't mind losing at this point, I just want fun.

Slacks and GrandGrant are the saviors of the TI6 HUB
No joke. God Bless them. ODPixel and Sheever got us through the Opens, but these guys are serious gems in what otherwise has been such a snoozefest of talent/personalities.

OD and Sheever are inseparable jesus christ

>>146811948
Rubick by the biggest margin, also mirana.

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>Tfw you will never be ODpixel
>Tfw OD went after Sheever just because of this general

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>>146811948
>I don't mind losing at this point, I just want fun.

It is in fact mathematically impossible to win as a core with this hero.

>>146812006
We did it reddit!

>>146811948
Just play Overthrow then

also why is Grand Magus dead? My favorite custom game.

>>146811948
Riki, lots of kills. Nyx, hunt the squishy int all game. Abaddon, get good starting items and just run enemies down.

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>Blaze talking to Cap and just gets ignored
everytime

What's this werewolf game called ?
I wish i had friends to play with

>>146812183

Werewolf

>>146812183
Town of Salem. And same. It looks like a really damn fun game. If only I had buck to pick it up.

>>146812183
No clue where you can play this online. Its just another Mafia variant.

I think games with alot of roles just work better online, like Town of Salem.

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>>146812183
I wan to play as wulf awoo~

>>146812286
Town of Salem was a browser game, and still is. You can play for free. The Steam version just lets you play with Steam friends and buy cosmetics.

Now that we have more girls in the scene who are your otps

mine are

Sheever x OD
Llama x Tobi
Blitz x Grace
Grant x Slotherina
Slacks x Aneendroid
Fluff x his gf
Cap x Nahaz

>>146812584

>not Cap with himself

You don't get that naturally smug by giving a shit about other people.

>chink games will save me from this friend simulator bullshit in about 10 minutes
THANK YOU BASED CHINKS

>>146812584
Ayesee x a megaphone

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>>146812724

>Not Ayesee x An Air Guitar

>>146812690
>Vici, Ehome, VGR and IG can't all go through
So which two will not be going to Seattle?

I want EHOME and Vici just because of the names on the team. RIP Ferrari

mrp is pretty hot 2bh

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>>146812584
>Not the origina otp

>>146812838
VG.R and Ehome will probably make it to Seattle

VG.R will get the direct invite and Ehome will probably make it through wild card.

>>146810262
I will so long as no one tells r*eddit

>>146812838
Sucks because every team in the Chinese qualifier is better than every NA qualifier team barring EG. NA should have only gotten one slot this year. We've infiltrated enough other regions' qualifiers anyway.

>>146812838

>2 won't make it through
>implying a third won't make it through Wild Card

There's no way in fuck any other 3rd place teams could beat any of the CN teams left

>>146813030
I'd like 2 wildcard teams per region
So wildcard at TI6 would be 8 teams, 2 from each region.

>>146813030
>Sucks because every team in the Chinese qualifier is better than every NA qualifier team barring EG. NA should have only gotten one slot this year.
why not just remove an eu or sea slot? eg, dc and col all deserve to go to ti based on their results.

what the hell is this stream? just a bunch of people shouting over each other incoherently for several hours.

can you guys actually understand even 50% of what they're saying?

>>146813053
Wings is the direct invite via qualifiers
One of those 4 teams is 2nd invite
One of those 3 remaining teams is wildcard
2 teams aren't wildcard

>>146813208
SEA deserve slots because Pinoys passionately love Dota even when it doesn't deserve it.

>>146813303
YOU CAN'T FEEL INDIVIDUAL CELLULAR EVENTS

>>146813347
>win 10 games in a row
>take a break and come back the next day
>instantly get THE biggest fucking retards 4 games in a row

spectacular.

i wouldn't be bitching if the 10 wins I got weren't well earned, but they were.

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how do i stop fapping everyday? im a fucking addict.

>>146813503

if you give me the name of the girl on the left I'll fap to her for you

>>146812036
?

Attacker autistically spammed kunkka mid and reached 8,5k.

>>146813465
maybe you can't

>>146813503
There is nothing wrong with fapping anon, it's not about self discipline or thinking it'll fuck up your sexual performance somehow, it's perfectly natural.

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>>146813503
don't look at lewd pictures

ANNEDROID AND ZYORI FUCKED

AnneDroid is only at TI because she fucked Zyori.

I know this for a fact, we used to chat.

>>146813503

>Tfw you take a shower and your urge to fap goes away for days
>Fap once a couple days later
>Now feel the need to fap multiple times a day
>Take a shower and the urges are gone again

>>146813764

that doesn't look like Mountain Dew at all

>>146813782
Is fapping part of your shower routine or something, how does that work

>>146813503
Wear uncomfortable clothes.

>>146813779

But Zyori fucks that fat bitch from the last EU hub that will ever happen

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>would you like to shoot anybody
>points right at him
>they flip each other off

>>146813782
Clean body = Clean mind homie

>>146813915
Yes, the fat red-haired bitch.

I matched with her on OKCupid a while ago. We chatted for a few weeks and she told me about them fucking. Then I received a Snapchat (didn't screenshot unfortunately) of her cuddling with Zyori in bed.

>want to start liking dota 2
>launch the game, start playing
>always against a void for some reason
>lose will to play dota 2 more and more with every chronosphere I end up trapped inside
>stop playing
>repeat 2 months later

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>>146813828
it's the white out flavor

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yo is grant rocking ubs?

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We need more lewds

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>>146814147
right here in my pants

>>146813849

I don't fap in the shower or even right before a shower.

>>146814335
am i the only one who enjoys cumming in my pants?

They hide the booze in the mugs.

Trust me I'm a professional.

>>146814091
Play customs.
It sucks Valve is really bad about getting people to play customs, Overthrow is the only thing with constant games.

I feel like a custom game battle pass should be a thing. Do the most popular ones, and maybe some up and coming things that are quality, and build quests around them.

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>>146814298
Did anyone see that Lina titfuck animation pretty good

>>146814408
super convenient tbqh dont need to clean up after urself

>>146814408
I don't because my cum feels cold.

I hope iG vs VG.R is a good match and not just iG getting stomped.

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>>146814440

>Terrorblade 77% winrate
finally my boi is meta

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I'm SICK of seeing Genji Hanzo and Roadhog EVERY fucking game

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>>146814713

>>146814713
Who is that semen demon?

>>146814672
>Tfw you liked him before the big changes he got and hate him now

;_;

>>146814713
>Tfw you can't play Roadhog every game because the team needs you to be their shield

;_;

>>146814713
whats it like to be a hot girl?

@146814772
>Giving (You)s to a Blizzshill

>>146814635
Nice. Every office I've ever worked in does this.
>>146814672
Unless he's being played with an armlet, shadowblade, and a dagon he's not "your boy".

where the fuck are the Chink Playoffs

>>146814783
>literally being this new

I can't imagine being James and seeing these pictures everywhere and knowing you could be inside her

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>>146814783
Do people not know who Soe is now?

>>146814810
>>146814672
>used to have 83% winrate with support Leshrac
>Leshrac mid was super buffed
>not allowed to play Leshrac anymore

>>146814850
>@146814772

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>TI will inevitably be another "everyone overlooks and gets stomped by MVP" episode

I already know the ending yet I still can't wait for TI

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kill em all

honestly I would kill slacks first every single time regardless of my role

the dude honestly thinks he's a good player and he's outsmarting everyone all the fucking time

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>>146814981
>slacks in a nutshell

>>146815123
truly our guy

>>146814494
>>146814298
goodkind is a boy

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>>146815221
correct

>>146815221
and?

Charlie is literally unlikable

He's just a cunt with no redeeming qualities

>>146815376
That's his schtick though

>>146815123
>>146814981
you guys are so stupid you're falling into his bait.

JESUS CHRIST WATCHING BSJ MAKES ME FUCKING FURIOUS

WHATS WRONG WITH THIS SHITTER?

HE THROWS THE GAME IN PRO TEAMS
HE CONSTANTLY BLAMES HIS TEAM WHEN HES BEING A RETARD IN PUBS....

>>146815367
both pictures have breasts drawn on him

>>146815376

>Being this much of a faggot

>pick Oracle
>get lots of kills with Purifying Flame
>save your carry every time with False Promise
>lose anyways
What a hero

>>146815510
AND?

Nahaz is an autist.
Chinks need to hurry up and draft.

>>146815442
being a cunt is his shtick?

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these people are taking this shit way to seriously jesus christ calm down

OLD MAN MAD AS FUCK

>>146815645
Yes?

>Still watching Mafia instead of IG vs VG.R

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>>146815664
this is you

>>146815774
They still picking nigga.

>>146815774
now why in the world would I watch chink dota which is basically who is the worst team

>>146815742
Does that somehow justify it?

He's not entertaining. He's just a whiny squinty eyed fuck who thinks he's a lot smarter than he is.

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>slacks will never be murdered and dismembered, his corpse never to be found

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>>146815838
its supposed to be a fun party game not a sperg contest

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>>146815838
cute

>>146815974
where have sheever and odpixel been anyway

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>Nahaz about to have a stroke

>>146816057
Fucking and being boring together

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>>146816057
imagine the smell when you walk in on them

>Mirana core re-surging again
I fucking hate this hero

>>146815445
what bait?
he's an "above average" intelligence guy pretending to be retarded, which itself is retarded so he's not as smart as he wants everyone to think he is
it's not that hard to read

or if you mean in mafia fuck that, i'd kill him night one no matter what so the game is 1000x more enjoyable from then on

>>146815940
playing the game seriously and having fun aren't mutually exclusive, how does someone who plays dota not understand this

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>>146815595
>pick elder titan
>tp rotations turn around multiple tower dives
>save out of position retards with stomp
>still lose

I know he's a good hero but 9/10 of my fellow 3k shitters seemingly have no idea what his spells do

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>>146816129
christ I bet the stink of cum and pussy juice is eye watering

>>146816170
there is seriously and then there is this sperg fest, they are literally yelling at each other

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Reminder to watch chink qualifiers on huomao.tv or panda.tv or suffer KA LE and llamas

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there should be a Dota version of Mafia

one of the roles could be Venge which lets you swap roles or something

Doom can temporarily inconvenience someone for a turn

Dazzle can grave and prevent deaths

these casters are unlistenable

good lord

>Picking PL the badTB

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What do when enemy roaming trio is too strong?

>>146816167
dude he casts videogames for a living, that's the opposite of being intelligent. I'm saying he's triggering the fuck out of everyone by being so retarded that he looks like he's throwing everyone in for a loop.

>>146816258
Elder Titan player here. It sucks, because you would land a 4 man stomp or some shit and some teammate just hits them with some weak aoe shit that ruins your earth splitter

matchmaking down?

holy fuck nahaz

>implying Nahaz is ever getting invited to a BTS Hub ever again
My sides holy shit

NAHAZ IS GOING CRAZY

Nahaz is SO mad lel

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>>146816563
>dude he casts videogames for a living, that's the opposite of being intelligent

anon...

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>>146816678
there's no way this faggot had any friends during school lmao

>casting video games for a living
>unintelligent
??? who WOULDN'T want to do that holy shit
maybe if your game is boring but that's like dream job dude
you get to be e-famous and talk about other people playing video games and get paid for it

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so what do you do when your shit team feeds and the enemy has you pinned to your barracks?

>>146813503
adderall
xanax

OPINION TIME

who is the best dressed there

>>146816551
Oh cool my favorite INT/STR/AGI heroes!

Is Nahaz going to shoot up everyone there>

straight up if I were playing this game my sole intention would be to pick 2 people and tilt the fuck outta them

>>146816919

I'd pin Drow against her barracks and finish inside of her

>>146816943

Cap desu.

>>146816727
what are you implying you faggot, you're a washed up has been.

>>146816971
holy shit, mine too!

>>146816943
Grant in his Walmart uniform

>>146816727
>Being a washed up ex pro player that resorted to casting because you couldn't adapt is being intelligent
>>146816761
Casting video games for a living will get you nowhere in life. The current esports scene is for manchildren, maybe in 10-20 years jews will realize theres money there but now it's a joke

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>blink in
>smack pudge
>build up 4 charges of fury swipes
>ult and overpower
>also get a crit with daedalus
>only get 1218 damage before he dies
>he had 400 more HP than anyone else on their team

How am I supposed to do this shit?

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Nahaz is one of those people who would shoot up a school right?

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fite me coward

>>146817246
these challenges are made for longer games. just build a little more damage than usual and do your best, and you'll get it eventually

>>146817246

drag a match out and build a rapier? idk if it would count in bots but it would certainly be easier.

>>146817391
nah, he's too beta to do that. He'll just have a kill list hidden in his locket that he jerked off to everyday after school.

>>146817391
why do you think he works in a uni ?

>>146817246
>not building either a rapier or MKB with daedalus

>>146817321
>Millenials are the worst generation
t. gen x that can't handle the fact his generation is responsible for their existence

>>146817391

>hating on nahaz

hello reddo

>>146817226
>maybe in 10-20 years
yyyyeah and who do you think they're going to turn to when big money gets involved? they're gonna contact the people who are already a part of it
besides that who gives a fuck? esports aren't going anywhere and if you're actually a smart person you can learn other games and move between them when their esports scene dies out

also you could argue the same for most professions period, they don't get you anywhere and sure as shit won't in 10-20 years

>>146817507
free breakfast

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did this old man not have his coffee or something holy shit

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>THE CITY OF NAHAZ

who is mafia in this game

https://clips.twitch.tv slash beyondthesummit2/ClumsyDuckWinWaker

>grant says fuckall all game
>no one ever targets him
classic

>>146817702
Post full my man

Which hero deals the most DPS

>>146817739
Mafia: Llama Grant Tobi | Cop: Charlie | Medic: GoDz | Vigilante: Durka (DEAD)

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>>146817747

>>146817548

>I will imply things about the poster to make up for an already frail argument

IBQC told me this was one of the most popular milllenial techniques.

Your IP is hereby ignored by the comission. Goodbye.

>>146817784
CK?

>>146817838
thanks fami

Godz throwing.

GODZ YOU LITERAL

RETARD

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MY FUCKING SIDES THIS HUB IS AMAZING

godz vs nahaz only goes well for the mafia

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>>146817747
Add me id/stary

>>146817784
Culling blade deals 10 gorillion damage if the target is within the kill threshold.

Why is Nahaz so red

worst town of all time

mafia literally hasn't said anything most of the game

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Based Grant calling Cap out on being an Overwatch shitter

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>>146817939
>>146818010

>Australian saves himself and ditches everyone else

This game is so one sided, how did IG do so well in the BO1s

why did vg.r buy all these bkb's?
How can you push high ground if you are rushing bkb's on everyone..

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nahaz is drunk

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>Charlie

>NAHAZ
lmao

I actually like charlie tbqh, he's always chill.

>>146818178
i think IG is gonna win this game
VG.R went some fucking weirdo meme items and threw fights

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this is staged right, these people don't actually go fucking psycho over a game of mafia?

>>146818431
Yeah and now Brood is starting to be useless

Godz made an idiot play. Literally handed it to the mafia. No one else can anticipate what a dumb move he made as medic.

>mafia not saying anything all game
>town killing each other
>tilting each other
>mafia wins

>>146818506
How has no one suspected Tobi yet

>>146818452
I would too if I had to play with slacks, godz and nahaz.

>>146818473
this makes me understand why he casts dota now.

>>146818576
because they are all dota players
they blame their own team

>>146818576
literally just charlie

slacks said grant was mafia

everyone else is fucking autistic

if town all votes acquit they could win they could win this, instantly out all three mafia

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>nahaz face right now

>20k networth Brood
>does nothing now
Why would you vacuum all this farm

>>146818023
FUCK YEA BUGLES

>>146818023
Thank F@M

>>146818842

because he has a game to lose

>>146815595
I know your pain. Oracle isn't a snowballing carry yet... It's hard to do still.

Also my teams usually mass flame when I don't support, for whatever reason.

>>146818023
are you that fur faggot with the fox profile?

Nahaz
@NahazDota
Honestly I am never playing mafia again after that game


rofl

>>146818842
he just needs ot buy a blink or something
and they need to stop being such fucking pussies

>>146817784
Terror blade

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>>146819164
grandpa can't handle his liquor

>>146819164
good for him, i am worried about his health

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>>146819164
poor guy

what the fuck is wrong with vgr
how do you throw a game like this

Why did they all buy bkb's against no fucking stuns? Why do they run from fights?
Why do they get caught out farming lanes for no reason?

>>146819205
>>146819131
Att some point you should stop farming so Slark could get more

VGR's draft sucks because IG has 3 actual carries as cores, while they have Brood who is falling off now and Batrider

>>146819363
I TOLD U THE FUCKING NUMBERS DONT ADD UP THESE ARE NOT PROPER STATS GODDAMMIT!!!

>>146819363
Better with sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fBfmPENyK0&feature=youtu.be

>>146819401
Broods fine as a core
Like, you build right click shit and you become invincible

You just need to like, build proper items, don't lasso illusions, don't throw fights/feed kills, and don't be such goddamn pussies

>Be sub 1k scrub
>breakdown and buy compendium for international ranked
>calibrate into 2k bracket

I fucking knew my team was shit

>>146819389
iG is quite good now 2bh, ferrari is still washed up but they have a good chance at getting to 2nd/3rd place

why do they keep shilling the pl when he cant do shit to the slark

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THAT DOES IT

THAT FUCKING DOES IT

IF I GET MATCHED WITH ONE MORE 4K MONGOLOID WHO PICKS AGHSRUSH POTM MID IMGOING TO THROW MYSELF INTO THE SUN

HOW THR FUCK DOES THE AVERAGE AGHS POTM PLAYER EVEN TIE HIS SHOES LET ALONE WIN ENOUGH DOTA TO PLAY IN THE COVETED """"""""" VERY HIGH """""''"""" SKILL BRACKET

FUCK IM SO FUCKING UPSET

>>146819363
Never go full Nahaz

>ET
>AA
>any jungler that isn't Chen or Enigma
If you do any of this shit in ranked, please hang yourself.

>>146819447
HAHAHA

>>146819595
nahaz you should calm down

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who the fuck is this guy

VG.R playing a textbook "Buy bkb's early, run them down to 5 seconds, and lost" strat

Love it

>>146819447
He's like a monkey slapping his chest

>>146819447
how can a grown ass man have a melt down like that from a game of mafia

>>146819783
im sure nahaz gets matched with mongoloids but i guarantee none of them are 4k

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>nahaz gets drunk
>becomes overly emotional and vindictive

IN VINO VERITAS

>>146819989
because he's a professor

>>146819964
>PL the badTB actually going to win

>>146819164
>>146819363
>>146819447
Do people actually like nahaz?

>win condition

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>Enemy picks PotM Bottom and Cancer Lancer
>Lose

>no nahaz
so there goes our cheap fun

The amount of nuke damage you can shit out as arc in early game is crazy dont get why no one plays him.

>>146820236
win condition is a fine concept, although they could change the way they say it instead of keep the buzz words.

but tempo controller and tempo creator are simply retarded terms they use to fill vacuum in "analysis" phrases.

>>146820289

because it's not legal for pros to pick him yet

That's Moos girlfriend? She's been looking at Grant almost every time I see her on stream, do you guys think they've fugged?

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I wish I had friends like these ;~;

At least I can live vicariously through them..

>>146820365
Theres no win condition in dota

>>146820289
*Assuming you are out by yourself and not in a creep wave or having a teammate near you

Nahaz is our guy right

Reddit hates him after that mafia game

GG NO FUCKING RE

>viggie and cop dead on first night
RIP

>>146820190
I don't know. I don't like him, though.

>>146820430
qt :3

is nahaz that guy who gets unreasonably angry if you have a different opinion than him

>>146820410
Grant has sex'd everyone
Dude has moves, was apparent when he got kittyplaysgames to ride him

someone is using meme arrows in bts chat

is it maut?

>>146820572
Didn't some guy hire a nerd to hack Grants Twitter awhile ago because he fucked someone's girl? I remember someone told me it was Kitty

>>146819363
what happened?

>>146819989
Because he was trying to reason with retards

>this back and forth shitfest of a game
I don't even know who wins, IG should win the later this goes but both teams making such bad moves

>>146820647
KPOP
You should know since a few years ago that alot of BTS lurk the threads

>>146820662
Yes
Kitty's ex got mad at grant and paid someone to hack him

>>146813303
Ehem......sauce?

>>146819447
Lel Cap is so unphased from all the yelling, that's something useful from military training.

what the fuck is wrong with this vg.r slark

he keeps just runing away without hitting stuff..

>>146815221
I see no problem.

>venge picks up the aegis

>>146819709
>AA
>Not value pick in the STR armlet meta

>>146819447
you can see tobi coming to the realization that he's not the most autistic person there

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>>146820929

>>146821110
They need the item slots, and Venge swap leaves Venge dead if they use it offensively.

also
>Sujoy literally throwing Tobi under the bus

>>146819447
man I wish I could see grants face

>VGR throw
>iG throw even more

Jesus christ I hate this fucking cast

Why am i forced to listen to 3k mmr retards casting a pro game

>5 minutes ago
>"HURR DURR THIS PL WITH NO DAMAGE IS TOTALLY GONNA ROLL GAME'S THEIRS GG"
>now
how are these people casters

THE NEW GIRL LITERALLY CALLED TOBER OUT
HOW CAN HE BE THIS BAD AT THIS GAME AFTER PLAYING IT FOR SO LONG

>>146821381
cuz you're not listening to methskyl and odpixel on bts3

>>146821381
or you could let me cast the game instead

>>146819447
Jesus

>pick PL the badTB
>lose

>>146821448
draskyl has like 5.5k mmr
and OD has 3k mmr
Sheever has higher mmr than OD

grant is fucking based

>btfo curryniggers

>>146810451
I like it!
nice waifu/10

>both streams down
Yeah nice fucking internet BTS

every day etc

>>146821176
should be tusk vs lotus orb

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This fucking qt chink host muh dick

oh god nahaz killed them all

>>146822152
Chinese casters/analysts are cute

I hope China does well at TI so they can do more LANs

>>146822091
damn it

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OUR GUY

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OUR GUY EOSIN (BIG DEAL IN ESPORTS) ON BTS PANEL RIGHT NOWWWWWWW

Should females be allowed to be mafia. They are so bad at it it hurts the quality of the game.

>>146822518
>>146822475
>someone made it out of the shithole that is /d2g/ inhouses
>stole money from Koreans for a year
>now inside the caster circle
Pretty good m8

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SET MY JIB

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what the fuck do i do

every game

every fucking game

there's either a troll who sells his fucking items which has happened in at least three of these games

or a literal fucking retard, like someone who builds a 30 minute vanguard on slardar

i don't know what to fucking do

the only win i have in the past month was a random 20 minute complete stomp

help me

please for the love of god why am i getting these teams

i haven't gotten any worse than i was before this streak started, i don't know what's fucking going on

>>146822605
What about the curry
Shoulda claimed fucking cop

>>146822475
>implying a chimp isn't an ape

>>146822825
>normal skill

Make a new account and start from the ground up, if you aren't in very high bracket in ~100 wins then kill yourself.

>>146822825
Whats your total winrate

>inb4 above 50%