Well?
Well what
Is this an orgy or something?
ezio, nathan or dante
they are the only ones who'd care about pleasing you and know how to do it
>not taking the knot
I'm not gaybut The Rock is the only dude I'd have sex with
>>381570240
Is he a bit young
>>381570614
This is their only good game to me, sequel never ever.
Kratos would rip the condom
>>381570240
I'm loyal to my lizard husband Derkeethus
>>381570614
this
>>381571303
They really don't have much to work with, it's a prequel to a comic book series that has since ended. Most of the original Telltale writers left anyway.
>>381570240
Dante
stop being fags
>>381572152
>he doesn't know
Why do people keep using this image? Is it the actual artist shilling their shit?
>It's a faggot thread
Report and hide.
>>381572554
it's a pretty old pic and doubleleaf doesn't need shilling. they're one of the most popular fanartists on the internet. probably just people remembering it exists
>>381570240
Is this an alignment grid or something?
>>381571683
fantastic taste
>>381570240
None of those guys.
>>381572662
almost looks like it could be one
>>381570240
I love my dorky husband.
>>381573893
>he still doesn't know
>>381572554
people reuse images so they can attract the same audience from previous threads and have their thinly veiled offtopic discussion about sucking each others dicks
>>381570614
>not taking the knot
Does the game actually let you do that?!
>>381574135
Just looks like a flat-chested anime girl. What's the point of being gay for something like this?
>>381573336
It mostly fits everyone of the chart too, in a way
except Cloud
>>381574269
Anon I don't think you would be able to handle him.
>>381574129
>discussion about sucking each others dicks
Oh is this what this is? I wonder who on /v/ has thebiggest dick.What about the prettiest one? Really makes you think.
To make this videogame-y rate your dick and 3 of your all time favorite games: I give mine a 6.5/10 (looks nice but isn't very big) and I really like Crash Bandicoot 3, Bloodborne and Morrowind. Probably my most played games, oddly none of them really have husbandos.
>>381574297
He looks nothing like a girl. Get your eyes checked, dude.
>wanting to fuck wesker
Nigga is probably rigid as fuck and cums in 2 minutes. Also he'd be imagining you were Chris the whole time
>>381574297
Because he's blatantly male. There are multiple threads on /hm/ full of real guys who look like this.
>>381574759
No, but he does have that incredibly generic Anime Hair and an unimpressive body.
>>381574810
>cums in two minutes
>not seven
I WANNA WRESTLE WITH ARSLAN
>>381574561
B-but I want toI hate having such niche fetishesWish I had a thing for feet instead or something
>>381575718
I wouldn't consider being a furfag a niche fetish.
>>381575718
>not having a fetish for dogs and paws
It's like you're not even trying to be degenerate. Just think of how many people you can disgust on the internet
step aside
That this man is so irrelevant and forgotten is a crime against nature.
>>381575979
holy fuck those thighs
>>381570240
>>381575979
I wish I could roll him. I'd even take the 3* version.
>>381576367
>the team
>bsaa outfit
>not S.T.A.R.S era
fake fan
>>381576367
That's gayI wish I had a bf
So is ARMS any good or is it your average shovelware game?
So far the only thing reeling me into this game are the nice butts.
>can cook
>can clean
>can sew
>trained to please a man and take care of his every desire
>is smart
>is good with money
>is basically a slave
It's like having a mother that you can fuck.
>>381576067
Him, Demyx and Larxene we're heavily underrated and it looks like it'll stay that way.
>>381576654
don't we all
>>381576067
>>381576863
It always confused me that Luxord wasn't the big bad of CoM instead of Marluxia.
>>381575851
But I'm not really into furry stuff. Mainly I like werewolves. And their knots. When I was younger I was absolutely terrified by them, I blame the whole thing on watching that X-files episode about werewolves when I was like, 5. So later I often dreamt of being chased by them, but that fear somehow morphed into fascination and sexual attraction in my twenties. (thanks teen wolf)
>>381575971
meh. people are outraged by everything
>>381570240
>only characters I even recognize in the image are Venom and Prompto
Am I getting too old for /v/?
>>381577357That's not promto
>>381576654
Experiment while you're young or you'll regret it once you get a bf/husband.
At least a little bit of regret anyways.
>>381577534
>once you get a bf/husband.
haha good joke anon
>>381575971
Hello Barneyfag.
Are there specific dog breeds that you like the most?
>>381577357
No anon, you're too young. Go have gay sleepovers.
>>381577357
You are actually too young if you don't recognize all/most of them.
>>381577634
No but I dislike small handbag tier dogs that women like to have.
Also not barney
>>381570240
>Prompto
The best
>>381577630
No jokes, anon.
Only truths.
>>381578081
that "boy" looks like a 10 year old girl
groce
>>381570240
None of the above.
One True King
>>381578101
maybe I'm more of a fag than you or it's the other way around, because big bear dudes never get me going, it's always the twinks
Kinda wish I could pull it off desu
I love Kass!
>>381578169
patrician taste
>no link
wtf
>>381578263
But does he love you? Are you a cuck, like many other Kassfags?
>>381577630
I'll be your pretend bf anon, we can pretend to play videogames together
>>381570240
Shepard.
Name anyone else who seems to get better with age
>>381578628
snakr
>>381578267
Thanks bruh
>>381578696
snake, curse my fingers
>>381578545
Respecting your Husbando's sexuality and preferences is not being a cuckhold, it's called actually loving him for who he is!
Obviously, if you love somebody, you set them free. Just because Kass is married doesn't mean we can't go on adventures together and be closer than brothers!
>>381578720
>>381578821
Semi-furfag here. I think all lizard-people are sexy as fuck and sometimes furries too but I can't get into birds at all. What is the appeal of birds? The beak throws me off.
>>381578628
Drake.
>>381577534
this, I never had the balls to go through with a hookup and lost my virginity to the guy I'm currently dating. I kind of regret never having hooked up with an older man among other things, but he's worth giving that up.He lets me roleplay to make up for it too
>>381578821
tl:dr you are a cuck
Shame
The opening picture should be updated with newer characters imo since we left PS3/Xbox 360 generation now
>>381579108
>mfw seeing beefy muscle dads at the gym
This lust god damn.
>>381578628
Reinhardt.
>>381579317
>mfw seeing a burly guy in a tanktop small enough you could see his tiddies bouncing with each step
>>381578976
While I don't love Kass because he's a bird, I find his bird-like traits appealing because birds look beautiful, they are beautiful singers, they can soar through the sky, and I just like how exotic his face and feathers are. Plus, Kass has gorgeous bedroom eyes.
>>381579141
At least I'm not a degenerate homewrecker who abuses his husbando.
>people attracted to old people with muscles
jesus christ. what is this shit taste
I want to teach a monster how to love
>>381579540
>>381579496
>attracted to a 2D male anthromorphic bird
>not degenerate
And also
>implying marrying to a woman isn't self abuse
Enjoy your cuckold fantasies while I enjoy mine
>>381573684
>Ishimaru
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
kot
>>381579540
Lot's of people have daddy issues these days
Not just gay guys but women are also going after older men now
>>381579651
Great idea but how could you possibly teach a literal demon to love?
>>381579540
While I'm personally not a fan of old people, I can understand why someone would find muscular old people attractive. There's nothing more admirable than a man in his 70's who's still going hard instead of being a useless waste of space. One of my neighbors is this 76 year old vietnam war veteran who goes on Jogs daily despite the fact it's 110F outside, and I personally find that badass. Plus, it motivates me to go outside and work out myself, because I think "If a 70 year old man can do this under these conditions, why couldn't my lazy ass do it?" Now, it's old people who are gross, creepy, fat, and lazy that I don't understand why someone would be attracted to them.
>>381579760
I am insecure and hate women too, anon, but the truth is that men and women were made for eachother, and the nuclear family is best for physiological and psychological welfare. Gay relationships just aren't as healthy in comparison, it's a shame, but it's true. Besides, women in the Rito culture are likely far different from women in our modern western culture, especially since they derive from eastern culture. Not to mention a woman who stays with her husbando despite having five children and him leaving shows that she's truly a virtuous woman.
>>381579540
Roadhog isnt that old.
>>381580174
>>381570240
I WOULD DIE FOR HIM
Torbjorn is my boyfriend!
>>381580048
>men and women were made for eachother
>nuclear family is best for physiological and psychological welfare
lmao
>>381580048
I get it I guess but they're big to the level where they look fat
>>381579803 <--- This is way more attractive
>>381580048
You sound like a complete and total faggot, honestly. My only explanation for your behavior is that you're either bisexual or self hating.
>>381580523
Not an argument.
>>381579540
Gee why do homos like confident, big hairy men in their late 40 with lots of experience and their own place? Sure is a mystery
>>381579317
>finish shower at the gym
>beefy daddy with chest hair peeking out of his tight tank top you've been mirin for months walks into the locker room
>start fiddling around with phone waiting as he gets undressed
>peek at your heart's content
feels good man
>>381580512
>torbjorn
>not torbjörn
I don't think he'd appreciate that
>>381580647
Women tend to like older, masculine men with stability and financial independence too.
Shocker.
>>381580647
>Gee why do homos like confident, big hairy men in their late 40 with lots of experience and their own place? Sure is a mystery
but they look old and gross
>>381579825
He is the worst of the cast.
How people can like this whiny cat I could not understand.
>>381580967
You look old and gross.
>>381579949
Fat dads being top tier is one reason.
>>381579879
I swear, it's fucking feminism, man. So many kids are growing up without decent father figures and it's giving them severe daddy issues later in life.
Orcs are cute!
>>381580640
do you have any actual proof to support what youre saying or are you just repeating memes you see on /pol/?
>>381580634
I'm not self-hating, nor am I a bisexual, I simply value the truth and honesty over egocentricism. I try not to take pride in anything, let alone taking pride in being a homosexual. Why should I? It's pretty egotistical, and it usually breeds laziness instead of progress. I mean really, do you want a medal just for being gay? I like people for who they are, not because they're gay or straight.
>>381581202
Who's your favorite orc then anon
>>381570240
>>381579803
Ishimaru's booty is his best asset.
>>381580048
Why are Kassfags so autistic? Birdfags and them go hand in hand.
>>381581026
Can't be that hard to figure out
>>381580825
>women
no one cares anon
>>381580967
Agree to a certain extent, anything past mid 50s is too much for me. But 30 to 50 year old is peak masculinity and turns me on.
And yeah it is a little gross, which is why I never went through with it, but the thought of letting an old dude use you behind his wife is feels wrong and right at the same time and that just makes it better, hell it's giving me a boner right now. It just does.
If I could pick what I liked I'd have a normal relationship, but that's not how it works.
>>381581202
Zug zug~
>>381581260
No, I don't have any real proof outside of anecdotal evidence and trusting close educated friends, I guess you could say I really don't know what I'm talking about, so I'm completely open to changing my mind. Still, you did counter my /pol/-tier arguments with /r9k/-tier arguments, so I have a hard time believing you have a point either.
>>381581329
What truth? That you "don't want to homewreck" a relationship between two imaginary birds?
I don't want a medal for anything, I want an explanation for why you're letting yourself get cucked by a fantasy character.
>>381575979
I wish this game was interesting enough to keep players. The gameplay is extremely lacking and simple.
I've been logging in everyday since they're generous with free stuff but there's 0 incentive to play.
>>381570240
GIVE ME SWEATY STINKY JUNGLE BIG BOSS COCK
>>381574810
>not wanting him to imagine you're Chris.
I like the name Chris, so...
>>381580825
That just goes to show that faggots and women are basically the same.
>>381581684
>>381581329
>>381581595
>>381581260
What the fuck are you faggots arguing about
>>381582096
The vidya men I like don't have much to do with financial stability.
>>381582141
I want to know the meaning behind the philosophy of "I don't want to destroy the relationship between these two imaginary birds by wanting to have sex with one of them"
>>381581542
What do you mean?
>>381582141
No idea what they're on about but one thing for sure is that posting Kass should be a bannable offense.
Who's up for prostate stimulation?
I hate furries.
I like burly guys in games, especially if they are playable
>>381571303
>good
It was fucked by episode 2, when it was delayed for fucking months and they couldn't progress the story and had to spend the entire episode retconning the first because people on forums had already guessed the plot.
>>381582281
People have different priorities and ideals.
>>381581684
Why would I treat imaginary characters any different from how I would treat real people? I'm not some kinda edgy and angsty loser who says "I totally respect your relationship" between a straight man and his wife only to go home and jerk off to the idea of cuckholding his wife. Besides, why would I want my fantasies to include unnecessary drama that I caused by my own hand like that?
What's wrong with fantasizing about exploring the world with Kass, bantering with eachother, cuddling for warmth for the sake of survival, or even just holding me because he cares and loves me like a brother?
I know it's pretty hypocritical to care so much about imaginary people while also valuing the truth and reality, but Kass is special. He's the best Husbando in all of media!
>>381582310
I'll take accountability for my shitposts but you should also blame the obnoxious idiots replying to me.
>>381580048
>but the truth is that men and women were made for eachother,
Only biologically.
The divorce rate is over 50%.
And then there's the people who WANT to get divorced, but can't or don't, probably for family or financial reasons, so that means unhappy couples are over 50%.
Chances are pretty good any straight relationship is going to end unsatisfactorily.
>>381579912
carefully
>>381582602
You need to practice some brevity.
>>381579912
I think there was some cute bara game about that.
>>381582602
Well whoop dee doo, turns out the reason you don't mind being cucked is because you can't differentiate fantasy from reality and treat them the same.
Have fun with your autism and probable ban.
>>381570240
>naked snake
>ever using a condom
nah
>>381582858
See No Evil?
Men are made for men.
This is not an argument.
>>381582975
Yeah
>>381582990
How many images of this ugly wolf do you have?
>>381570240
Boss. A good beard makes a good man.
Have you ever bought ingame skins for a vidya guy you liked?
>>381582605
Wow, I never actually realized how low the divorce rates between homosexuals are especially when compared to heterosexual ones. That being said, I'm pretty sure most heterosexual marriages end in failure because they get married before actually fully getting to know eachother. Gay men are more likely to get married years after developing a relationship with someone.
>>381582850
You're right, it's one of my biggest flaws, but there's just so many good things about Kass to say, I can't help myself.
>>381582871
I can definitely differentiate fantasy from reality, it's just that in my fantasies, I like things to be realistic, even if I'm in love with a tall bird man.
why bara threads allowed?
>>381583423
Why are waifu threads?
>>381583423
Its not really a bara thread, its more autistic argument thread
>>381578897
>>381578720
>>381578267
>>381578169
>High blood pressure will kill him before he hits his 60s
>>381583123
I don't have any images of an ugly wolf.
I do have many of a handsome one.
>>381582605
That 50% is divorces in general meaning it's counting 2nd 3rd and 4ths.
First time divorces is closer to 30%
>>381580448
>mfw he says "If I didn't know any better, I'd think you had feelings for me!"
>>381583553
That wolf is taken.
>>381583650
Oh, that makes much more sense.
>>381583451
Waifu threads are garbage. Bara is where it's at.
>>381583423
this is a husbando general, not a bara thread
>>381570240
not gay but would go a round with Adam Jensen
>>381583745
They are just good friends.
Gabu is very popular.
>>381577336
>tfw same sort of thing happened to me
Fuck my weird childhood fear fetish
>>381583308
I bought an entire DLC for it
>>381584053
Very good friends. You might say they love each other.
They've definitely fucked more than once.
>>381583987
I wonder if his dick is augmented.
>>381583308
Why can't men have more fan service?
>>381584159
Gabu is pure. Quit posting if you know what's good for you.
>still gets porn more than a decade later
what did they mean by this?
>>381584279
I believe the writer said that Adam has a regular human dick, also doesn't shave. JC has nanoaugments so technically he has an aug dick
>>381584152
I don't blame you for that
>>381584297
Its appearing more and more lately which is a great thing. Theres literally nothing wrong with it
>>381579181
>Gul'dan.
God tier taste, anon.
>>381583650
30% is still 1 in every 3 marriages.
That's a lot.
It should be like 1 in every 20.
>>381584360
Not when it comes to his goat bf.
Snek
When I was young I bought Asassins Creed 1 because it looked cool and was one of the more popular games at the time. I remember thinking Altair was extremely handsome and I had never felt that way about a man or even male character before. I especially liked when the main bad guy would throw him around and beat him up.
I ended up fapping to a lot of porn from it so I guess he's my husband
Hey Kassfag, there's like 2 fics of Kass/Link on sofurry if you're into reading dirty smut.
>>381584754
Hot
>>381584460
Interesting.
>>381584680
STOP!
I wanna fuck Gabu and all but thats enough avatarfagging.
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