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Got any good legit vidya stories? I don't got much but here's mine
>be playing with a friend several years ago on an RP server
>just fucking around having a good time
>suddenly this creepy dude who sounds like he's in his 60's starts trying to ERP with us over voice chat
>Has some wacky-ass voice like he's a nasally russian or something
>Try to ignore him but he keeps coming back
>Keeps going on about taking off our clothes and something about his pet lizard spitting on us
>he gets banned, we forget about it
>few weeks later on another RP server, hear his distinct voice again but he doesn't see me
>he begins rapping about how his lizard spits on people
>suddenly he RDMs a dude he was talking to for no reason
>I confront him
>says that the guy was trying to suck his dick, says he had no choice
another time in WoW
>Be running rando dungeons
>spamming as hard as possible to get to 90 as fast as possible, me and a friend rushing through scholomance
>suddenly this tauren pally shows up spamming "AGGRO FOR THE AGGRO GOD," and rushing far ahead of us, pulling every mob in the goddamn universe
>doesn't even take a dent, we end up doing the dungeon so fast it it was over in almost seconds aside from the annoying boss dialogue
>we run dungeons like this for a while, find out he's a really cool guy
>friend him up, we pst to each other
>Is absolutely awesome, gives us free gold and gear and shit, totally most bro-tier guy ever met
>one day disappears and never hear from him again
I hope he's doing well.
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>Play Minecraft very shortly after Alpha
>Join a cool looking server and start building my basic house
>Guy called "smealy" starts pressing his stupid face up to my window every 5 minutes asking to come in
>Part of my house hasn't been protected yet because I extended it after the blocks were protected
>Thought he was going to mess my things up so I kept telling him to fuck off
>Skip past a week or two and there's a guy building a gigantic vault under the sea made of diamond blocks
>I stay and chat with him for a while then he says he needs to go for food and tells me to protect his vault whilst he's gone because it's not protected
>Proceed to steal every single block and mine vertically upwards and completely flood the crater where his vault used to be
>Guy comes back and asks what the fuck happened
>Blame it on smealy
>smealy gets permabanned
>I build a house made of diamond blocks a few days later
>Nobody asks where the blocks came from
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>>381571203
devilish, anon
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>What's the button to talk on voice?
>F10
>Player has disconnected
That's my favorite.
BUT
>Which button makes me use X weapon?
>Tell them button to jump out of vehicle
>Player has fell
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>around 2012
>senior year in high school
>dad totaled my car in an accident so I have to take the school bus
>notice some kids (around 12-14 years old) always bring their nintendo DS on the bus to play Mario Kart DS with each other
>be master at the game as I bought it the day it came out, beat all cups 3 star and destroyed the Nintendo staff ghosts over the years
>decide one day to bring my DS with a copy of Mario Kart
>rename myself to "The Pro" to fuck with them
>join their game, they are spooked as shit
>trying to look around the bus for me, but I'm way the fuck away from them in stealth mode
>snaking and hopping everywhere, fucking KILLING them
>kids are losing their shit
>never do it again
>over the next year they would speak of me as an enigmatic legend, a super hard CPU or even a ghost
>they never found out it was me
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