TIME TO MAKE THE SWITCH (to homebrew)

For someone who doesn't like Nintendo games you sure are excited about being able to play Nintendo games in 3 years

Now good luck finding a Switch

>>383432970
>All this happened because some anon on /v/ leaked the SDK

We did it Reddit!

>>383432970
Are you retarded, by chance?

>let's openly say what we are going to do
>let's add hashtag so people can find this tweet
what could possibly go wrong?

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

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>>383432970
Something tells me that Nintendo literally pays these people to make these releases just so that they can get the Switch, realize it's fucking nothing but still have one so they'll be more inclined to buy games.

Fucking pathetic.

>>383432970
Neat.

Remind me how I'm (or Nintendo) is going to be assblasted though?

>Still have to buy a Switch in the first place, which gives Nintendo money
>Bypass is probably going to require a game to utilize, meaning you'll still have to buy a game

>>383432970
Is there anything more pathetic than console warriors?

This is a great day for freedom.

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>This drives up sales and demand even more for the Switch
You still lose OP

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>>383433181
Nigga I'll play any shitty console's games for free. You upset that people didn't buy in day 1 like your dumbass?

>every two weeks a new person pops up saying they hacked it
>nvida was in charge of design security and devkits and they make shit notoriously difficult to hack
Hmmm.......

>>383433317
This.
After what happened the Hykem they really shouldn't be parading it around before releasing it.

Why would you actively kill a console before it even has games to pirate? Doesn't make any sense, you get more value for your pirating buck if you let the console flourish and get a huge library first

>>383433559
>let the console flourish and get a huge library first
Lol.

>>383433317
Oh no, they're gonna send them an email :(((

>>383432970
how do i report this to nintendo?

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>>383433454
>not buying used switch in a year from now
>not just buying the game used
How does Nintendo get any money from that? Are you so retarded that you forgot second hand market exists?

>Console wars

>>383433523
First of all I'm not of African descent, second I don't have a Switch and third you'd still have to buy a Switch in the first place and no I wouldn't play games that I'm not interested in.

If the Xbox One was hackable and I could play any of its games for free I still wouldn't do it because I don't give a fuck about Microsofts games.

You can chill it with the goldface

>>383432970
>People buy a Switch due there being a modding scene now
>A purchase of a console was still made

It's a win-win for Nintendo

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>>383433523
Guess what's not free OP? The console

Awesome. The Switch will be a great emulation machine. The 3DS is nice, but the screen is way too small.

Hopefully PS2 emulation won't be too difficult for it.

>>383433649
You'd still be paying money to buy a Switch fucking retard.

>>383432970
3DS like piracy would be my dream. Being able to just download any game for free and playing it like it's legit is the shit. Specially because of ARMS because I'm not spending $60 on that shit.

>>383433317
Saying you did something isn't enough to sue someone. You need evidence, of which they have none.

Not to mention, they don't even know how they exploited the Switch for kernel exploits. So they can't patch it out either.

There is literally nothing Nintendo can do.

>Switch becomes the new handheld emulation machine

>>383433403
That would imply that Nintendo understands marketing or is willing to pay its shills. Given how stingy its YouTube affiliate program is, and how badly reviewers treat Nintendo games that aren't Mario or Zelda because they don't get their cut, that's clearly not the case.

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>>383433649
>used switch
>Wanting a crusty scratched up console
>Implying you'll even be able to find those

>>383432970

>There will be absolutely no reason to buy games on the Switch when you can just pirate everything

There's no games to to even pirate.

>>383433508
>buying new
>letting jewtindo see a penny
You sound like you don't know how this works.

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>>383433785
>Not to mention, they don't even know how they exploited the Switch for kernel exploits. So they can't patch it out either.
>Implying it's not something they'd eventually figure out through the hardware or be given

>>383432970
Wait, is this patchable? I want to pirate games but I don't want to buy a switch right now.

>>383433881
You do know what happens if you buy something preowned from a store right?

>>383433534
>System is literally just a downclocked Tegra X1
>Difficult to hack

Choose one.

Between the hardware being something that is already easy to hack, and Nintendo's ineptitude when it comes to software security, the Switch is going to be cracked in no time.

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>>383433881
At this point, I'd be impressed if you could get a used switch for under retail price.

What, you gonna wait 2 years or something.

>>383433403
>derp.com

>>383433881
>Buying a scratched-up Switch
>Being able to find a scratched-up Switch
Nigga you giving them your money whether you like it or not

>>383433660
>>383433709
>>383433761
>>383433852

>implying having money was ever the issue
see >>383433881 >>383433649

Who gives a shit if the console costs money. The fact is Nintendo doesn't see shit and you still get to play all the games for free. Fuck em.

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They're in the kernel!

"Good luck finding a switch"

They're all on ebay for like £30 more than retail. Not exactly difficult is it.

>>383434130
Again, I don't think you know how the preowned market works unless you are literally buying stolen goods

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>I'm gonna pay for a console but pirate the games on a system that I hate for some reason but want to play with that may get bricked, f-fuck you Nintend-do

No online multiplayer.

>>383433971
I'm talking about Nintendo, not the hackers. Otherwise, what the hell are you talking about? Console manufacturers have never caught the glitches before the hackers did.

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>>383434130

>nintendo has games you want to play
>buy their console
>play their games

SOMEBODY STOP HIM
HES GOING TO COLLAPSE NINTENDO

>>383434130
But that's wrong you're still supporting them by enjoying the games they made.

You're basically a walking shill at that point. And if you take the console outside, it's basically free advertising.

Sorry bro, no matter what you do, Nintendo won.

>>383434251
Would you sniff Yoshi's eggs for a free switch game?

>>383434130
Being able to afford it and being able to find it is different anon. Nintendo's getting your money one way or another. Sorry

cool, hopefully we can now play MH XX in english

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>>383433559
Sure worked that way for the Wii U.

this is so reddit, kill yourselves.

>>383434267
My point was they have they're just a little slow about it

>>383434345
That's not how it works.

>>383434307
They still didn't make any money.

>>383434297
Companies don't run for free, anon

>>383434234
Nintendo doesn't see the money. Are you sure you know how the second hand market works?

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>>383434251
>implying I won't just steal the console from some stupid kid
>implying I won't just steal some stupid grandpa's credit card info
>implying I won't be doing this all again when nintendo bricks my stolen shit
it's good to be a pirate
wage fags btfo

>>383433976
Any exploit is patchable. But since Nintendo doesn't know what the exploit is until it becomes public, chances are they won't fix it before then.
It's not like you ever have to update your system anyway.

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>switch is cracked
>homebrew and piracy starts hitting the scene
>YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVEN'T ETC. ETC.
>WHY HAVEN'T YOU HACKED YOUR SWITCH YET /V/ ALL YOU NEED IS A MICRO SD CARD AND BRAINS
>nintendo issues a firmware update
>bricked systems everywhere
>disabled eshop accounts everywhere
>disabled online everywhere
>WTF /V/ YOU TOLD ME BLAH BLAH BLAH
>">believing anything /v/ says"
>">following instructions from /v/"
>">being a piratefag"

I'm sitting this one out.

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>>383434251
>No online multiplayer.
Had this been any other console you would have been at least somewhat right (of course that's assuming you actually believe online gaming is in any way good) but fucking Nintendo? Must be a troll.

>>383434589
>That's not how it works.
Its gonna be how it works considering you won't be able to find a used Switch for less than the retail price

Sorry anon, get ready to be a good goy

>>383434658
Didn't happen with Wii
Or 3DS
Or Wii U

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>>383434251
>No online multiplayer

Actually, Nintendo's system is so fucked that you basically get full games from Nintendo's online store itself with most piracy methods. They don't really have great authentication methods.

I know plenty of people who pirated Splatoon on the Wii U and could play it online no issue. The only thing Nintendo cares about in that regard is if you're messing with the game's code (white ink, playable octoling), not if your copy is "legit."

Can't wait to pirate Splatoon 2 in the near future, and since NFC spoofing is a thing, I can't wait to get all the amiibo benefits without coming off like a weaboo manchild who buys anime figurines.

>>383433182
Why would I have trouble finding one? It's sitting on my side table in it's dock gathering dust.

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Redpill on what this means. Will Switch now be emulated on PC or is this a jailbreak for the Switch console?

>>383434658
>All of those threads will archive with 600 posts
All we need to do is nuke /v/ and withstand a few weeks of shitposting before they all leave.

>>383434759

It happened multiple times over with the 3DS, and Wii U piracy is basically nil since the only people who own Wii Us are rabid Nintenbros anyway.

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>>383433649
>>383433881
>>383434130
>>383434589
>OP thinks he'll be able to find a Switch, let alone a cheap used one
Everyone point and laugh

>>383432970

Nintendo game sales were never the problem

You do realize your gonna have to buy a Switch right?

Also you guys are forcing something that's only a positive to switch owners

>>383434824
Jailbreak.

Dumbass.

You'd still need a console.

>>383434698
When people realize that shit isn't getting 3rd party access it's either going heavy discount or an influx of users who don't pirate will return that shit. It's novelty isn't enough to hold onto if it doesn't get games. Keep in mind, homebrewers aren't just in it for the library. They do emulations and homebrew apps too. The console buyers on the otherhand... with no games they're out.

>>383433803
This is the main reason I bought one.
I can't wait.

>>383434759
You're an outright liar, or you are blind. Pick one.

>>383434658
Didn't happen on previous consoles. Even in the case of firmware updates, the homebrew scene was already on the case of updating their methods and usually had everything fixed up within a few days to a week.

You can also just
>Not update

>>383434894
It is not positive to Switch owners because Nintendo are so jewish that when sales for software drop too hard they drop the console. They're going to kill off this console too fast. 3DS barely survived CFW and Switch won't.

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>>383434892
>being this retarded
see >>383434908

Right back at ya.

>>383434908
>Putting in all this hope in a console's failure

Sorry OP, rev up that wallet

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You still have to buy the console though, which is the important factor

Nobody cares that Splatoon outsold Bloodborne, they cared that PS4 dominated in sales

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>>383434908
>he thinks people who bought a nintendo console bought it for third party.

People who buy nintendo consoles will literally subsist on zelda and mario for the whole things life cycle dude.

Don't be stupid.

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>paying 300 bucks to play pirated games

>>383434894
You know you can just pirate the Switch right?

>>383434130
But only a complete loser pirates new video games. You're not a complete loser, are you anon?

>>383434908
No one buys Nintendo consoles for third party games anymore. Nintendo hasn't had third party games since half way through the N64 era, if that. If people are still buying Nintendo consoles thinking they will get third party support, they've got to be retarded.

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>>383435051
>believing in Nintendo after Wii and Wii U
Who's the one hoping?

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>>383435050
>I-It'll be easy to find! Soon!
Point and laugh

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>>383434824
It means that it CAN be cracked. If Nintendo actually attempts to stop them like other companies have (Sony with the PS4, Apple with iOS devices), then nothing will come out of it, until the cycle repeats again.
However, this is Nintendo. Knowing them, this thing will be cracked within a few days.

>>383435152

Why is the Wii in this list.
It fucking sold like hotcakes for years.

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>>383435074
Yeah but the difference is that PS4 is a console that actually pushes game sales. That's like saying the Wii did good when everyone abandoned it because no one bought anything for it.

>>383434398
This, literally the only thing I care about.

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>>383435152
>One sold gangbusters and was hard to find for years
>One completely flopped
You're sending me mixed signals

>>383435152
Hope is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.

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>>383435089
Good thing nobody will be buying new from jewtendo then. Stay mad, cuck.

>>383435076

This

I bought it because I want to play Nintendo games and exclusives

>>383434824
It means Nintendo is going to triple down on online bullshit features so that when your network ID is inevitably banned you won't be able to play shit.

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>Taking pride in the fact that the Switch availability is scarce
I don't get it.

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>>383435163
>keeps repeating same thing
So you ran out of arguments? Cool. I'll be enjoying the free games, then.

>>383435339
You have no other choice anon

Unless you'll spend 500 bucks from a scalper

>>383435303
wii u was bad because it flopped
wii was bad because it blew the poor underdogs sony out of the water

>>383432970
>Being able to play the new Nintendo games for free is somehow a blow to Nintendo fans
huh?

>>383435368
>I want to play Nintendo games and exclusives
>and exclusives
?

If Ubisoft put Watch Doge 2 on Switch, would it sell 5 copies?

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>>383435493
>The same thing because he can't refute it

REV

UP

THOSE

WALLETS

Daily reminder that the 3DS kernel was found a year after release and it took two years after that for anything substantial to be released to the public

The only way to pirate 3DS games was two years after release (Gateway 3DS)and you had to pay 80 bucks for it.

>>383435509
>needing a scalper when nintentards still sell back to gamestop
If the console loses popularity then scalpers have no reason to care. They only sell shit like the NES/SNES mini because it didn't lose value, it just was understocked.

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I love Nintendo but I'm also happy I'll be able to get free games. Why are people upset?

>>383433559
3DS is still getting games, and it was cracked wide open long ago.

It even hit the final, unbeatable crack and we're still getting some new shit on it soon.

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Ok it's literally nothing without code execution but you guys will continue to shit post. You could already run unsigned code on the system the rainway dev already said this.

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>>383435609
>this denial
The thread already did that for me. But I can see reading is hard for you, anon. I'll play that violin when I'm playing my free games.

>>383432970
>switch becomes ULTIMATE psp
Sounds more like i won

>>383435691
>If the console loses popularity
Good luck, this exploit is just gonna make demand even higher

Other pirates aren't dumb enough to think it'll stop being popular by tomorrow

>>383435631
Nintendo just was never the same after the N64 again.
They had 3 great consoles and then shit/10 trash ever since.

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>>383433559
daily reminder people still buy 3DS games

>>383435687
>$80 for unlimited games versus $80 for 2
Yeah, I'll take the unlimited games, thanks.

>>383435790
Based piratefag anon once again winning the debate.

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Does the Switch auto-update?

If Nintendo can push a firmware update and forcefully install it on all machines, any exploit would be useless in a day or two.

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>>383435790
Not on that free console from Nintendo

Get ready to be a good goy

Nintendo pays money for reporting these exploits. Whos to say this guy just doesn't go get paid the now rather than work for free for years for pirates

yesss
both my 3ds and wiiu are the best free games machines

once switch is safe to hack ill buy one, thanks hackers!!

>>383435812
And you think the fucking cracks are tomorrow? Are you retarded. That shit won't be for another year at least. After the inevitable price drop and the the desperation when people realize they won't be getting any games.

>>383435713
If you love Nintendo you probably want them to do well so they keep making games you like. If everyone pirates their games they make no money and declare bankruptcy and then no more Nintendo games :(

>>383435898
They do auto updates on Wii U and that still got hacked(Still is they havent bothered fixing it)

You can make the Wii U not auto update by blocking the URL that nintendo uses to do it on your router

>>383435962
>and the the desperation when people realize they won't be getting any games.
Too fucking bad anon, you're putting too much faith into nothing

Get the shekels ready

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>>383432970

Do you think is safe to buy one now and not update to wait for homebrew?

>>383436102
I'm still waiting it out. Might pick up the next generation of the Switch to avoid current hardware problems.

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>>383435089
>pay 300 bucks plus 60 bucks for every game after to play non-pirated games

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>>383435941
In the age of Patreon, and essentially infinite money and shills from /v/? Unlikely.

His choices are
>Give Nintendo deets on the exploit
>Get like $1,000 and told to fuck off
OR
>Keep deets on the exploit
>Set up Patreon towards the goal of homebrew
>Gets $1,000+/month from shills on /v/ desperate for free games

>>383435826
What are people buying if it has nothing besides Monster Hunter?

>>383432970
ok and?

you really think more than 0.001% of switch owners are going to do this?

piracy is low as fuck on EVERY system
no one has ever complained about it in the media yet, citing it causing their numbers to drop

fuck off with piracy affecting ANYTHING

>>383432970
>thinking this would be that bad for Nintendo
It's like you kids don't remember that literally every ps1 and ps2 were modified to play pirated games. Also, this doesn't mean that we're getting free games or emulators any time soon. I wish we would get emulators soon though.

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>>383436365
because you have shit taste!

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>>383436102
Safe to buy one now? Sure.

Wait for homebrew? Literally no reason to do homebrew until near the end of the console's lifespan. That way the newer console comes out and Nintendo doesn't give a fuck, just look at Wii U.

3DS homebrew is risky because Nintendo still releases patches and banwaves out for it since they still see it as a viable source of profit until 2019 or 2020.

If you did homebrew on Switch now, you'd be onshaky grounds facing banwaves and birck patches for a good 5 - 8 years.

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Fucking wathever, name 3 exclusive games that make it worth a switch right now:

1.
2.
3.

Thought so cunt, will just wait 3 years to pick it up for like 50 bucks,pirate it and get them sweet 3 games that may release on it.

>>383435984
didn't seem to hurt 3ds

>>383433317
Nintendo-emblazoned samurai inbound

>>383434859
>It happened multiple times with the 3DS
The only people banned were those who played games prior to release or kept sending data on their system and games, i.e. retards. Updating has never bricked or banned someone on the 3DS, and the eShop continues to function just fine on hacked 3DSes

Some neat revisionist history though, wonder how things would be if that really was the case

>>383436550
It will have like 6 exclusive game that will be worth it by the end of this year

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>>383435984
>If you love Nintendo
but I hate nintendo

>>383432970
People who pirate recent releases are 100% scum. Especially since piracy has the biggest impact on smaller releases that require a niche market to survive. You're not hurting Nintendo, you're hurting game devs who have the balls to take risks. Ironically you are contributing to the homogenization of video games, one of the many things you faggots use as an "excuse" to pirate in the first place.

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>>383436673
Oh yes? name them cunto.

>>383436550
That's what I'd like to do, but I don't want to take the chance of having to find a specific firmware switch in the future.

>>383436731
so why do you wanna play their games

>>383436731
The person I was replying to said they love Nintendo.

>>383436882
They hold good games hostage, like fire emblem echoes

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>>383436989
>They hold their own games hostage

>>383436989
If they're good games you should support them, period.

>>383434597
>It's not like you ever have to update your system anyway.
For a system as new as the switch, having a lot of games that wont run on old firmware is likely

>>383434593
That's not piracy anymore, that's just theivery. At least pirates have some respect, especially if the pirate than pays for the game later.

I don't pirate new games, I just don't look at shit till it's considered old. Cause fuck engaging with such a shitty community from the onset (Active Developers/gamers). Just wait till everyone loses interest or quits making games and pirate everything. This is the awesome part about being old, I can afford to not give a fuck.

>>383437089
>Supporting the corrupt gaming industry

I too want to give sleazy AAA publishers and agenda pushing indie devs money to ruin video games.

>>383433785
>Saying you did something isn't enough to sue someone.

Stopped reading there. Literally 9 times out of 10 a lawsuit is due to the intent that someone implied with a statement. If a prosecutor can prove the angle of the intent to be malicious, then they basically have won.

>>383437089
>giving jews money

no thanks

http://www.ign.com/articles/2001/07/25/nintendo-sues-over-emblem-copyright

>>383436550
>>383436841
>avatarfagging with homer
a new low even for /v/

>>383437487
So basically the less coherent and vague you're with a threat, harder it is to prove intent.
>interesting
Does this work for most things?

OP, what you meant was you are about to get assblasted from not being able to find a Switch due to the fact that now everyone is trying to get one since you still need one for the kernal.

Then every mom, dad and normie sees this and rush to buy the Nintendo's hottest item, interest shoots up even more and they buy games like crazy since they don't know how to homebrew.

Checkmate, OP. We all win except for you.

>>383437457
So they're "corrupt" and "sleazy" yet their games are still good enough you want to play them? Give me a break. At least be honest and just admit you lack ethics and just want free shit.

>>383437524
>defend your IP rights as required by law if you don't want to lose them
>you're a greedy jew!
Give me a break. At least be honest and just admit you lack ethics and just want free shit.

>>383437524
>2001
I bet you weren't even born when this happened

>>383437820
fuck off, noseberg

>>383437820
you can't sue the creator of fire emblem for making a game that resembles fire emblem

use logic

>>383437820
gaming is just a time killer for a lot of folks. Insert whatever medium you want, it's all irreverent in the face of boredom. Quality, Scope, all that shit. You can still observe, no one said that wasn't allowed.
>Pick a new hobby
fuck you

>>383433523
>free

yeah im so mad that i didnt spend $1000+ to play nintendo games :^)

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Thanks for the tip, OP! ;)

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>>383437591
Nice try to deflect the argument and nice 6 game list too, fucking coward.

>>383438123
Where is this page so I can make a report too? I want to make sure Nintendo is on top of this. We must protect the Switch's purity.

>"That's ok, I can just buy used for cheaper in a year!"
>Meanwhile in reality:
>Used prices
>$700
>$500
>Scalpers have also taken the used market
>People think this is going to change in a year when Apple has Nintendo by the balls

Welp, looks like you lose either way huh?

>>383438123
You realize that's not going to do shit, right?

Many people submitted reports when the Wii U was cracked, same for the 3DS.

They're both still wide open.

>tfw I have the Kernal too
>tfw I have a Gamecube emulator and a N64 emulator running right now

>>383438246
https://ap.nintendo.com/report/

>>383438301
Nintendo is paying people bounties for reporting Switch security exploits.

>>383438393
>Nintendo is paying people bounties for identifying Switch security exploits.
FTFY

>>383432970
Where will your post be in 24 hours after the hotfix firmware, OP?

>>383438246
http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/contact
See corporate questions->Piracy->pick report an issue on software or hardware manufacturing

>>383432970
i don't mind paying for new games, i just want homebrew for emulation purposes. fuck paying $20 or more for a game that came out 20 years ago. especially considering that few classics get put on the e-shop to begin with.

>>383437820
The guy Nintendo sued literally created the Fire Emblem series

>>383438217

Kill yourself.

>>383434589
>Nintendo doesn't see the money.

Where the fuck do you think the Switch comes from originally your fucking retard?

If your mom buys a Switch, and then gifts it to you, do you think Nintendo is upset that they didn't get any money from you?

>>383438280
They are on local listings daily dude for cheaper.
You guys are morons.

>>383438301
of course

paid nintendo sleuths just can't compete with jobless neets who do it for free

>>383432970
Finally, fuck Nintendo and fuck white people who defend them

>>383434908
>When people realize that shit isn't getting 3rd party access it's either going heavy discount or an influx of users who don't pirate will return that shit.

>this degree of complete delusion

Have you EVER seen a Nintendo product go on a deep discount? Moreover, have you ever heard of Nintendo console buyers returning the thing because it doesn't get the latest FIFA or Cawadooty? Obviously fucking not because it doesn't happen.

What a pathetic post you've made.

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>Dolphin will probably be running on the Switch before Gamecube VC is a thing

This splats my tim.

>>383435045
>3DS barely survived CFW

people are literally buying multiple 3DS / 2DS across the several revisions just to have the most up-to-date emulation machine

stop being dumb

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>>383435962
>I'm going to wait for people to start bringing in their Switches used
>The reason why they're bringing their Switches is because it doesn't have any games
>I'm going to buy it used for pretty much the exact same price I could have gotten it new at the time to get free games on it
>I bought a console that someone turned in because it doesn't have any games to get free games which it supposedly lacked, which is why it was turned in
I don't think you're seeing bigger picture here and the huge ass hole in your plan

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>>383438123
>Here's a tweet with someone only claiming they've exploited it
>In no way does this lead to any evidence that it HAS been exploited
>Oh and also I have no idea how they did it so you're on your own ;D

Yeah, that was real helpful anon good job.

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>>383438768
>implying it's even powerful enough

>>383432970
>YOU NINTENDRONES ARE ABOUT TO GET YOUR ASS BLASTED BY PIRATES AND HOMEBREW
But when it eventually happens I'll pirate happily. How will my ass be blasted?

>>383438768
>want homebrew for emulation purposes
hopefully some third party releases joy cons with analog triggers

>>383439013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05LJLLSG_KM

>>383439000
The guy making the tweet has previously been involved in hacking the 3DS so he's not a complete literally who.
Even if the tweet itself isn't actionable, it can't hurt for Nintendo to be aware of it. They could always reach out to the guy and bribe him into revealing the exploit, or threaten him if he releases an exploit.

>>383439013
Dolphin can run well on weak as fuck phones from 2013. I'm pretty sure it can run well on a downclocked Tegra X1.

>>383432970
Just called Nintendo customer support to see what they think of this. Of course the lady was confused and stuff, and basically transfered me over to technical support. Some guy answered and I told him about it, and his response was basically "we know, and we already are working on a way to prevent this". So I guess hackers will have to find another way, but they probably will anyways. I don't see them point of Nintendo trying to put a bandaid over a open wound.

>>383434098
Why do you keep posting this? Not OP but if I couldn't find a cheap used Switch I just wouldn't get one at all.

>>383438623
Enjoy getting robbed.
Or murdered.
Or having your organs harvested.

>>383439758
>if I couldn't find a cheap used Switch I just wouldn't get one at all

So most people trying to find ANY Switch at all right now?

>>383439751
my dad works for nintendo too and told me they're doxing him before the kernel files get posted on the internet

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>>383439952
Could you rephrase that because I can't parse what you just said

This will get people who ordinarily wouldn't buy a Switch to get it. Good luck trying to get it used for an affordable price too, the scarcity helps with that.

>>383434824
Dumb reddit frog

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>>383438123

Sent ;)

>>383440770
>mario luigi incest porn
>Creating a Tulpa

You didn't disappoint, Anon.

I hate that it's no longer "in" here to get excited about hardware exploits. We've reached a level of contrarianism that I didn't think would ever be reached

>>383435558
Shin Megami Tensei

>>383441438
>SMT
>exclusive
Not since 3. Expect the upcoming SMT5 to be multiplatform

>>383441614
Is this a joke? Every SMT since 3 has been exclusive.

>>383441614
>SMTIV didn't exist

>>383432970
>YOU NINTENDRONES ARE ABOUT TO GET YOUR ASS BLASTED BY PIRATES AND HOMEBREW
Why? That's awesome. The Switch would be an elder-god-tier homebrew device.

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>>383435790
HOLY SHIT
Is he gonna be ok?

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>>383433523
>have to buy the console in order to pirate games on it
>free

hmm.. is this.. real..?

>>383438393
More than gateway would pay to stay in business?

Bounty programs are a big meme. Companies like Apple/Microsoft/Google can't even pay enough to hackers to make them turn over exploits. You think Nintendo is any better?
Piracy is profitable as fuck and the bounty program Nintendo offers is a pittance to the loads of money Gateway will make selling hax.
That is until the whiteknight modding community must put a stop to the evil Gateway and distribute the hacking knowledge for free through step by step guides.

This is the 3DS all over again.

>>383442335
>That is until the whiteknight modding community must put a stop to the evil Gateway and distribute the hacking knowledge for free through step by step guides.
Several years after they knew how to do it themselves, of course.

video games are sure are fun

>>383438797
>people are literally buying multiple 3DS / 2DS across the several revisions just to have the most up-to-date emulation machine
Because there are not enough games being released on it due to all the piracy so they only buy it for emulation ;)

>>383437941
It says that it was over Tear Ring Saga (then called "Emblem Saga") using assets and intellectual property from Fire Emblem, which are Nintendo property, not just making a game similar to Fire Emblem. And the Nintendo leadership from that time isn't even around at the company any more.

>>383433181
i love nintendo games
fuck buying a nintendo console tho

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>>383434130

>being in denial this badly

Jesus Christ

>>383442591
They also do it late to try and preserve Nintendo's consoles from dying of piracy. (Not saying this is true, however it is their belief)

But yeah I'm excited to hack my switch in a couple years. I hope the homebrew community goes wild with the Switch like they did with 3DS.

>>383432970
>make a claim without proof

I'll wait until something happens.

>>383433181
Three years? Not too shabby my man.

Just finished up a wii u + 1tb external HDD install and unfortunately after every exclusive and plenty of VC shit the HDD still has plenty of space. Ya blew it nintendo

>>383442931
I want to see a modding community on the Switch as big as the Wii's was. Brawl and MKWii have some fantastic mods and while Sm4sh and MK8 aren't as old they don't seem like they're going to ever get as big.

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>>383435045
Yeah, I'm sure Nintendo's shaking in their boots.

>>383433317
>They do not specify what they are exploiting in the kernel
>Nintendo doesn't know what it is therefore they cannot patch it

>>383433181
Fuck that, I don't play console games, but if the PS4/Xbone was fully hacked and you can pirate any game on it with ease similarly to the 3DS, you would fucking bet I would buy that.

>>383438217
What an awful post.

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I genuinely don't think anybody in this thread has ever actually homebrewed a console in their life. Actual pirates aren't in it to kill consoles or companies, that's fucking retarded. They're either just poor or they live in a region with exorbitant prices.

>>383443417
Gotta have shitpost material anon

>>383443417
/thread

>>383434908

>the switch is going to flop

dude the entire first year has been nonstop games from nintendo, in terms of first party they raped the wii u in quality

jesus christ you're retarded

>>383443417
You can have money and want to save money anyway.

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>>383435245
>>383435303
The Wii was a financial success for Nintendo but did incredible damage to their base. They sold their core base up the river to appeal to casuals, and the damage wasn't apparent until the Wii U. The 3DS sold less than half as well as the DS did.

now we can finally make popcorn

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>>383432970
>THEY HAVE THE SWITCH'S KERNEL
So what are they gonna play?
Zelda? Better on CEMU
Singleplayer Mario Kart? Singleplayer Splatoon? Singleplayer ARMS?
You have nothing to play right now, pirate anons.

>>383443627
Its literally the Wii U again with less third party.

Most Switch games coming out soon were literally using Wii U development time. Once the ports stop, it will be one game a month at best.

Fuck off if you think Nintendo can make good games fast. This is Wii U 2.

>>383443627
He's just gonna say they're mostly ports when in reality the only people who bought a Wii U were die hard nintendo fans. I'm honestly hoping they port all the best games to the switch so I can go ahead and get rid of the thing and this is coming from somebody that has the damn Wii U

>>383443894
Is she from Ireland?

>>383443727
they're still sitting on that money anon

>>383443951
More people have a Wii U than a Switch.

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>>383443939
>Most Switch games coming out soon were literally using Wii U development time

>>383444114
The last two years of the Wii U had next to no teams working on anything. What do you think?

Why is ARMs unfinished? Why is Splatoon literally recycling everything?

They are developing on borrowed time from the corpse of the Wii U.

>>383444227
>Why is ARMs unfinished? Why is Splatoon literally recycling everything?
Confirmed you don't know a single thing about what you're talking about

>>383444327
Shut the fuck up shill.

>>383444227
>Why is Splatoon literally recycling everything?
"No."

>>383443417
>They're either just poor or they live in a region with exorbitant prices.

It doesn't justify piracy.

>Wii U gamepad still hasn't been hacked to stream PC games

and I care about only just now budding homebrew development, WHY?

>Why is Splatoon literally recycling everything?

Where's the fucking proof of this you dumbass?

>>383432970
Looks like I'm buying a used Switch in the future :)

>>383444102
For now.

>>383444632
Like 90% of the weapon models are reused from the first game.

>>383444668
>used Switch
You can barely find a new Switch let alone a used one

>>383443727
Nintendo's core base was already gone in the Gamecube's time. The Wii just added a new market. It didn't damage their core titles, those were fine on Wii.

The 3DS selling less units than the DS is due to casuals drying up, not the core. Handheld appeal weakened across the board with the growth of mobile. It was still very successful with its core games. Looking at Pokemon, it's sold just as highly as it did on the DS, even with less than half of its install base.

>>383444227
ARMS is not unfinished.

>>383444815

>tfw Ausfag
>Can already find second hand switches for close to half of RRP
>Stores have had plenty of stock since Day 1, no lines, no shortages

I honestly feel like the only people that want the things are those that can't get them.

>>383444815
There are pages and pages of used Switch on ebay

>>383444887
It launched lacking features.

>>383444814
>why do guns look like guns

>>383437135
>games that wont run on old firmware is likely
*could but have code deliberately obfuscated so it dosent

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>>383437820
>as long as your games are good enough your sleazy ethics dont matter

nestle may of enslaved an entire country and holds their water supply hostage, but MMMMMM HMMMM is that chocolate milk good!

>>383437941
you literally can.

>>383444968
>Scalpers

>>383445175
>moving the goal post
lol

>>383444961
>Ausfag
So basically a second hand Switch down there costs as much as a brand new one here.

>>383445246
>Believing Scalper lies

>>383445246
Are you retarded?

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>>383445010
They're literal copy/pastes.

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>>383432970
Why don't the police bust these criminals? They could ask twitter for their IP

>>383445396
They are making a return.

>>383444879
GameCube was saddled with the "kiddie" reputation but most people I knew with an N64 got a GameCube. They at least marketed it toward the same type of people. Are you forgetting the gray minimalist Nintendo logo, the pastel-colored shirt families, the waggle bullshit that was forced with every game?

>>383445484
With the same exact assets they used in the first game.

>>383434251
>No online multiplayer.
>with nintendo games
oh noes what a loss!
Also no MH

Maybe that's all planned by nintendo.

>>383445291
I don't know where that guy found one but CeX and other second hand shops sell them for like 10 bucks under RRP.

They're still like 400 bucks or something silly.

I just got a ps4 for 270, that's pretty fucking generous here.

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>>383445403
>They could ask twitter for their IP

>>383445291

>So basically a second hand Switch down there costs as much as a brand new one here.

Only if you ignore the fact that Ausfags earn a fuck load more.

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>>383445616
It sounds stupid but one time a teenage girl tweeted a joke to an airline about a terrorist attack and next thing she knows the FBI is at her door.

>>383445850
Yeah but the problem is you're still an ausfag

Monkey's paw

>>383434267
>Console manufacturers have never caught the glitches before the hackers did
this isn't always true. Sony quietly fixed a pretty grave exploit for the vita with version 1.60. It was only found this year

http://hexkyz.blogspot.com/2017/02/the-aftermath-tale-of-secure-worlds.html

I suspect this happens more often than we think

>>383445526
Gamecube sold only a little more than half of what Nintendo 64 sold in America. It was only going to shrink more as they went on if they didn't expand their audience and shift their marketing.

Most of the standard Nintendo titles used standard controls, maybe with an action that used jolting the remote a bit in place of pressing a button. Super Mario Galaxy is very highly regarded, more so than Sunshine among many people. It wasn't being dragged down by the existence of Wii Sports or Wii Fit.

>>383445920

Ausfag with a Switch.

And? Why should we not be happy to get more games and emulation?

Good. Nintendo will get wind of it and release virtual console early.

>>383446076
Still and Ausfag though

Well at least you're not a leaf

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>>383445920
>be in a beautiful country with hot babes who constantly go to the beach wearing scantily clad, number 2 on the human index, making more for less work

fuck hes right

>>383444518
Falseflagging doesn't justify piracy either.

>>383443894
Playing double's advocate but don't all those games besides Zelda have local co-op?

Who /FutureSwitchPirate/ here?

>>383446232
>Says this as a NEET on 4chan
I don't know about that

>>383434251
>No online multiplayer.
Oh no! You mean I won't be able to play the inferior Switch online multiplayer that I need to pay for?!

>>383433660
>First of all I'm not of African descent

Only blacks phrase that like that

>>383434251
I can already see a hack to bypass Paid Online on Switch

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>>383446392
im AT work. ill ask the boss what he thinks about me wasting time shitposting on /v/ and getting paid for it.

hello, me? are you okay with it?

>>383432970
>I d-don't wanna play Nintendie games anyways...
>LOL pirate haxxorz ftw, I get to play Nintendo's amazing games now

>>383446232
>beautiful country
>most of it is desert

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>>383434251
>hack 3DS
>never got banned
>still play online with my stolen games

>>383446950
>my cornfield or ghetto is nicer
lol

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>>383434593
This isn't piracy, dude. This is just crime

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>>383432970
>There will be absolutely no reason to buy games on the Switch when you can just pirate everything

It is the morally right thing to do, unless you don't have any money.
You do have money right anon?

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Who /alreadyreportedtoNintendo/ here?

>>383434593
This was you?

https://www.destructoid.com/man-steals-nintendo-switch-from-6-year-old-surgical-patient-447483.phtml

What does it mean when "they have the kernel?" In laymens terms

>>383434759
it happened with the 3DS, I know cause I was following it, I didnt follow the WiU though

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>>383447424
They have it. All of it.

>>383447261
>its moral if you dont

>>383446989

same here, played through all of triforce heroes with some friends on a 3ds that I won in a contest feels good to not pay for things

>>383447424
It means "I suck my wife's bull gigantic cock" in reddit's language

The only thing I care about when it comes to hacking the switch is undubbing or uncensoring the weeb games.

>>383448339
Tell me 1 game censored on the Nintendo Switch.

>>383448594
king of fighters 98

woah anyone see that, a goalpost just flew past

>>383448673
Really? I want to see it.

>>383448673
is it really censored?

>>383448895
>>383448879
got rid of some swearing. dont care, whatever, but that was what was asked. a censored switch game

>>383447424
The kernel is the interface between the hardware and software. Gaining access to it means you have control over all hardware and software components of the device.

>>383449808
Can it be patched, or is the Switch fucked?

>>383450017
Of course it can be patched, just as the Windows NT and Linux kernel receive patches multiple times per month.

>>383437820
>lack ethics
OH NO
FREE VIDEOGAMES

EVERYONE PIRATES MOVIES AND MUSIC BUT WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE VIDYA?

>This thread is going to archive
Seriously?

>>383434074
>System is literally just a downclocked Tegra X1
You literally just revealed that you know nothing about system security with this line right here.

piracy doesnt affect sales

its the final redpill

>>383450542
If it's easy enough, then hardware sales skyrocket. If it's not easy, then the casual userbase will still buy their software.

>>383450542
>Piracy doesn't affect sales
If I can play it for free, I'm certainly not going to buy it. Therefore, it has affected their sale to me.

>>383450751
If there wasn't a pirated version you likely would not have bought it either.

>dat feel when all those people who bought a switch for over $300 (leafs $400) are about to be left in the dust again

>>383445536

Maybe I'm retarded, but, why wouldn't a company want to re-use good assets and getting their usage anon? They don't look outdated, they were only made about a year ago. Why get rid of them?

>>383450542
*on pc where digital is the mold

>>383450926
Why? Those people already have one. If you think it's hard now, imagine how difficult it will be when all of the games are free.

>>383451027
well, all the wii u games are free already, with some of those being most of the switch's library right now. so they're already feeling cucked

>>383450954
They look out of place when a select handful of weapons got redesigns but not the others.

>>383450673
The amount of people who run homebrew on consoles is tiny, hardly a noticeable factor among the tens of millions of units each console moves. The amount of people who would hold on buying a console until it's hacked is even less.

>>383448594
Xenoblade 2 is coming up and it's most likely going to be censored and I don't think there will be dual audio so, right there is a reason for me to have it hacked.

>>383450926
You've got it backwards. The early adopers will be the ones who have exploitable firmware when the newer units start shipping with the exploits patched.

>>383451151
It's typically not super easy to run homebrew on the majority of consoles. Piracy helped the PSP.

>>383451273
Hardware sales to people who pirate everything aren't very helpful at all to platform holders. They make their profit mainly from software sales. Hardware usually sells at a low margin, sometimes even at a loss in the early period. And piracy's gotten to be more of a pain for most people, compared to how low-effort it was when people were buying the R4.

>>383450542
I dont buy games for PC at all since they became digital only, all new games I pirate them
So yes piracy affect sales

But there's nothing worth pirating on switch yet

>>383434251
Hacked 3DS and hacked Wii U could both play online multiplayer with pirated games. If Nintendo has competent people doing their infrastructure for their new paid online though, it shouldn't be possible. I'd pay for online with a hacked Switch so long as I get the games free though.

Everyone says Switch is rare.
>150+switches available between local retailers
Should I be scalping these across border?

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>>383433660
>First of all I'm not of African descent
Kill yourself

>>383433181
Yo, as long as it is free, I will take it.

U mad cuz you wasted hundreds of dollars, all while I get it for free, anon?

>>383432970

Too bad there's nothing worth Pirating other than Zelda, which you can get on the WiiU anyway and maybe Metroid Prime 4 in the future.

>>383432970
this is awesome

by the time the new switch i xl comes out, it will be fully hacked