>HEY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

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>you think its a girl

>>375472840
>used to pretend to be a girl on halo 3 before i hit puberty
It's a miracle I didn't turn out to be a tranny

What's that one grieving vid where they berate the kid on mic by saying he doesn't have a mic?

>whenever I go onto voice people think I'm black
I don't understand.

>>375472975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDWvVmgzFfA&t=126s
nm, found it

>>375472793
... H-hello?

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>>375474096
>tell you what, why don't you come over to my house and use my fucking mic you little bitch.

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>opens mic
>*bong ripping in the distance*

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Mic check mic check

>get on mic
>the homeless guy outside my window chooses this exact moment to begin screaming
>have to open up my window and shoo him away with the beating rod
>starts screaming about some bullshit about some cult shit
>tell him I don't fucking care and keep shooing
>eventually goes away
>people on the other side of the mix ask me what the fuck was going on
>try and pass it off

I hate that homeless guy

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>>375474096
This kind of shit never gets old.

>>375474993
>shoo him away with the beating rod
I want this to be true.

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>push to talk
>*laughs*

>>375474838
>this happened everytime with some brit I used to play with
>oi m8 im going afk for 5

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>join game
>rap music starts playing through someone's mic

>>375472926
I did the same thing but now i sound like a girl permanantly so now i have to try my best to do a guy voice


I fucked up

>>375472926
>It's a miracle
More like a waste :/

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>tfw every time I used my mic as a kid people thought I was an adult
I've got a deep voice despite always being a skeleton.

>>375474993
Pretty sure you're joking, but I have the same thing always happen to me. My apartment is near kind of an alley way, so the homeless like to shelter on the side of my building, which happens to be directly below my window.
I can hear them laughing all night, screaming and yelling, talking, etc. Anyone who I talk to on the mic can hear them also.

>guy talks
>can hear arguing in another language in the background

>>375472793
Nope.

>"HOW CAN YOU RESPOND TO ME THEN?"

>>375472793
>HELLO?
>HELLO?
>CAN YOU HEAR ME?
>HELLO?
>Excellent.
>HELLO???

>>375475091
i do this all the time
i just want people to know i'm having fun

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>>375472793
>push to talk
>*hits vape*

>>375480736
E X C E L L E N T

>>375472793
Major Tom?

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>>375481191
>Mixture of laughter and people screaming "VAPE NATION" to mock them

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>push to talk
>*Cough*

>>375472793
>repeats this question for 20 minutes on a full server when nobody responds

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>push to talk
>BRAAAAAAAP

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>>375472793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXSZ_pPk7Ew
hhhhey can u guys hear meeee alright

Ö

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>Push to talk
>"NIGGER!!! YOU'RE ALL FUCKING GAY FAGGOT NIGGERS!!! HAHAHAHA!! PENIS!!! NIGGER PENIS!!!

>>375482352
>playing on a server where everyone pretty much respects me
>friend comes over
>"oh cool, you have a mic"
>grabs it and tries to scream obscenities into it
>tell him it's push to talk and to fuck off

>>375482352
>gets kicked and banned

>daddy, where are my cummies?
>sorry, wrong channel

>>375481096
yeah same

im a girl i didnt make this post

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>everytime this guy starts to laugh, it ends in an ungoldly coughing fit, rattling and spitting what's probably pieces of his throat

>>375475987

Same. I sounded like a 30 year old at 14.

>>375473002
just because someone calls you nigger doesn't mean they think you're black.

>Only use a mic when drunk

I know, i'm a complete beta.

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>>375481096
>having fun
>playing videogames

Pick one.

>>375475987
>>375486704
yeah people thought I was 40 when I was 16
...I got called a 40 year old virgin a lot...

>>375475987
same, people thought i was 20 when i was 12

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>>375482094
>>375482254
>>375475091
i do all of these

>>375475914

Get out, fag.

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>>375486618
>that same guy says he's gonna have to take a break from weekly MMO raids
>buys all of us something from the cash shop that very night

>>375486818
And soon you will be! Funny how this works!

>>375486952
I hope not
That wouldnt be fun

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>>375486952

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>>375486928
>he goes offline
>month later he comes online
>it's not him, it's a family member bringing bad news

>>375486778
same

>>375474968
Alright.

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>>375487027
Actually hasn't happened to me yet.
He always comes back drunk as a sailor and spends a whole night belching a torrent of slurs while being the shittiest tank you've seen.
but still
>main guild tank is constantly on the verge of dying

>>375475514
haha what a gay

>>375475091
I do this all the time.

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>push to talk
>audible sobbing

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FZu3T2DbJY

>>375486928
>>375487027
arab anon

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>push to talk
>someone screaming for help in the background

>>375487250
NIGGER

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>Be 14
>Grinding battlegrounds for honor rank in Vanilla WoW in a premade
>Get some fill-ins because it's early and not everyone is online yet
>You're a goddamn motherfucking Field Marshal in-game
>"Are you a little boy or a girl?"
It hurt.

Felt like it took way too long for puberty to do its job

>>375487519
>mom and dad occasionally frequent the same CSS server as me
>at first they think my mom is me
>years later they think I'm my dad

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>playing TF2
>end up joining a community server because I wanted to play a specific map
>everyone is playing shit, friendlies running around with sandviches and no one is on the cart
>there's about 6 people in the voice chat talking at once and it's getting loud af, they're not even talking about the game just about hats and I shit you not their fursonas
>I'm the only one doing anything, get fed up and tell them to stop fucking around and actually try to win the game in voice chat
>silence
>"...dude you sound just like Kermit the frog haha!"
>entire server laughs and tells me I sound just like him, people ask me to sing and say some of his lines
>get embarrassed and leave but not without getting 20 friend requests from the entire server

>>375472793
>People who test if their mics work with randoms
Most obvious tell if someone literally has no friends and should honestly consider killing themselves

>around 11 and have a high pitched voice
>always too scared to use my mic
>played ttt and only used text chat
>didn't have hl2 or css so I had a fuckton of unfinished textures
>still had a lot of fun
>I'm now legally able to post here
Shit's weird, I'm still too scared to use my mic because of habit even though my voice is pretty fuggin deep.

>>375487758
>playing TF2
>join community server in the language of my small country with people actually playing at least 60% of the time
>buy like two keys, to participate in trading without having to hoard metal
>get a gf(male) after three weeks

>>375472793
>Top 40/heavy metal/hip hop plays in the background

>>375487519

Someone was trying to feel you out for grooming. Question is, were they gay pedos or just pedos?

>>375487850
TTT (and sometimes DarkRP) is partly a social game... You join in conversations about things and talk about current in game or out of game events.

If you're not experiencing this, and you're instead experiencing super hardcore players, squeakers trying to be funny and one chick getting all the attention, you're on a shit server.

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>>375474096
>ANYONE WANNA PLAY ON MY MINECRAFT SERVER?

>>375488397
I found a server I liked and played that for a good while, I never joined the conversation because of my voice but I listened to everyone and enjoyed doing that. It was dumb looking back on it but I don't mind.

>voip
>never speak unless spoken directly to

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>Right, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re borin’ you don’t sound Nigerian at all so go fuck yourself… GO AND FUCKING CRAWL IN A DIRTY DANK LITTLE HOLE WHERE YOU FUCKING COME FROM, YOU DIRTY DRAGON EATIN’ LITTLE FUCKING SPASTIC.

>>375475091
>>375481096
>>375486832
>>375487181
kys

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>>375489194
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10t5jT7cMXS

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>girl joins server
>fun stops

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>>375482581
>I'm respected on an online game server

>>375475987
I had the opposite case, people thought I was 9 when I was 11.

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>>375490504
>tfw when you're that girl

>>375491948
i'm a guy in real life too

>>375475091
>push to talk
>make audible social communication
wow who would do this?

>leader goes afk
>everyone can hear his family arguing

>>375490504
>girl joins server
>everyone defends her no matter what
>they get mad if you kill her
>youre supposed to kill her because its TTT

what the fuck, do they want people to just not play the game properly because someone has a vagina? glad im not a fucking slave to the vaginal jew

>>375475091
fucking marryus that faggot

No one does bantz like Aussies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRUJE1jyCyY

>>375492901
this, its fucking autistic how people treat woman

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>>375493512

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>>375492901
>Play Overwatch
>ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃᵈᶦᵉˢ add me every once in a while
>Never play with me again

>>375490504
>shooting the shit
>girl pops in
>everyone starts watching their language and trying to not say anything offensive
I'm convinced the root of all this political shit overtaking some games is the result of thirsty betas.

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>push to talk
>*crying*

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>>375493189
>argument eventually devolves into "cunt" or "shitcunt" every second word
only in australia

>>375494631
yeah its pretty funny how people change when they hear I girl
I tend to become even more vulgar and make more jokes calling the girl stupid n sht
Its a curse im afraid

AHM SORRY, WHADIDJA SAY?

SHUT YOR FOCKIN MOUF, THASWHAT AH FOCKIN SAID

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>>375487312
Every time

>push to talk
Fucking PCbros I swear.

>>375482349
post the LRAD one

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>>375472793
>Hey guys
>Dude are you a fat 30 year old woman? Why is your voice like this?

>>375495137
I wanna talk to you.

>>375475091
>tfw do this because my laugh sounds stupid and makes other people laugh and I just want everyone to have a good time

>>375495137
Say yes and shittalk about kids these days.

>>375495197
Sure but about what? I don't have much interesting things to say.

>>375475091
>nobody tells a joke
>it's been silent for 10 seconds
>push to talk
>*laughs*

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>very good at accents
>join game
>start flaming people with a Nigerian accent
>"FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER CUNT FUCK YOU NIGGER"

>>375494026
oh fuck off, i just treat girls how i treat dudes while i bet you suck their dicks

>>375495426
did you say "oh wow your actually gonna say that?" at least once?

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>tfw flirting with cute sounding boys with lisps

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>>375495671
It's not a lisp!
It's an accent!

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>>375495671
>"Fuck off faggot, I'm not a gay loser like you"

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>>375495793

>"Say that again after I've kissed you on the lips faggot."

>>375495842
>"you can't sexually harass me because you dont know where i live"

>>375495671

Where are all of these lispers? I've never met one.

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>Join Server
>Mute everyone immediately

And that's why I never make any friends online

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>you know what anon?
>you sound like a guy who would calmly describe a murder
I wonder what I sound like

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>>375496576
You sound hot.
I wanna hear your voice, anon.

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>>375475987
>tfw mid-20s but people still ask if my parents are around when I answer the phone

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>>375496812
I get mistaken for my sister every time I pick up the phone.
Even my dad has mistaken me for her.

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>>375496678

get out of here faggots from /soc/

>>375482608
You, and never the fuckwits screaming bullshit on the mikes.

>push to talk
>*gunshot*

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>>375486618

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>>375487602
>mom and dad occasionally frequent the same CSS server as me
Wot

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>TFW all the good "guilds/clans" on your favorite game require a mandatory microphone.
>Can't join them.
>Two-three years ago nobody gave a shit if you were a no-micer.

>>375472793
>"No"
>proceeds to not talk for the rest of the match

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>push to talk
>HEY GUYS DO ANY OF YOU HAVE SKYPE SO WE CAN PLAY MINECRAFT?

>>375497509
Welcome to the normie generation, now get in our discord and post funi commie memes and hate on Drumpf XDXD.

>>375496576

I had a guy at work say I look like a serial killer yesterday. Makes me worried.

>>375496895
you sound cute

can you dress as her and do things for me

>>375493189
>they call their frends cunt and their enemies friend.

MEXICANS/BEANS/LATINS

WHY DO YOUR TROPICAL BIRDS SQUAWK SO DAMN MUCH?

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>>375497739
How the fuck does he sound cute? You've never even heard his voice before you raging faggot.

>>375497835
im not gay, just prison gay

>>375497868
Prison gay is still gay.

>>375497792
we call everyone cunt. what matters is the context and tone/inflection.
notice how he's aggressive shouting like the guy socked him in the face or something? that's how you can tell it's not friendly bantz.

>>375472793
>tfw always roleplay as a muslim arab in voice chat because my normal accent sounds retarded and

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>>375497973
>and
And?

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>>375492901
This. Prepare the gas, I'll banish all these white knights.

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>Why don't you use mic anon
>Because people always get weird about my voice
>No way we'll be fine
>Okay I guess I'll get on voice
>HOLY SHIT ANON IS AN ANIME
>wtf anon why did you leave voice

I didn't ask for this.

>>375475091
>Ad awkward laugh at the end of almost every sentence that isn't super serious.

What is wrong with me, it's not like I do this in real life either.

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>>375487312
That bastard can make it through.

>>375497973
there were a lot of pajeets and rajevs in destiny.

>>375498139
YO THIS NIGGA IS KAWAII AND SHEEET

>>375498139
Post voice

>tfw nasally as fuck

>>375496061
>fuck up in a team game
>mute everyone and in game chat

>>375498139
PLEASE BE MY BOYFRIEND

>tfw autistic and speak with little to no inflection in my voice

>some kid uses mic
>high pitched voice, says generic shit like how is everyone doing
>other people on mic shit talk him for no reason other than his voice
>he gets depressed and doesnt talk anymore

I feel bad sometimes.

>>375498867
are you that kid?

>>375498968
I probably was like 8 years ago. Maybe that's why I feel bad for them now.

>>375490504
>girl joins guild
>i get her to send me nudes
>brag about it to guild to make them jelly
This is were the fun starts. Because now I offer them trades, I give them nudes, and they pay for my subscription.

>>375499134
well 8 years from now that anon will have gotten over it and be swimming in puss like you are right now.

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>that guy who can't stop fucking talking
>if he doesn't have anything interesting to say (which he never does) then he is spewing memes

>>375480736
That reminds me of Charglez Firecaster .. ?

>>375498112
fug. And nothing.

>>375499592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh1qKQqIKXI

>>375472793
I did this in 2007 when halo 3 first came out. I was 9, I got a message 2 mins later saying "U sound really hot, add me babe"

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>>375499664
Thanks for nothing.

Who here /monotone/?
Curse to be living lads

>>375495010
Alternative on console:

>35 year old nigger man with three kids screaming in background getting yelled at by some stripper she cow while he blares his latest thug tunes straight into the mic

PTT is just polite, and there's no excuse with 97 fucking buttons to choose from.

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>>375500175
>tfw find it very difficult to express emotion sometimes
>people think I'm uninterested in things when I'm not
I'm probably autistic

>>375500175
>>375500373

I'm a diagnosed aspie (apparently) and have trouble emoting and connecting with others emotionally. /monotone/ for life, guys.

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>>375498295
ayy nigga that's whack as hell

>>375498374
I'm not at home, sorry. Doing errands.

>>375498646
That ain't how I do.

"no"

>>375490504
In almost every single Ventrilo Harassment or Ventertainment when there is a woman the guys are laughing it off and joking aroud but as soon as a girl comes in and just starts nagging all of them get really defensive and angry at Video Compiler

>>375497682
Kek, over the years people told me i look like a serial killer, hitler, a pedophile, compared my laugh to a horny hyena. Always found it funny.

>>375481096
:)

>hear a clearly masculine voice
>later turns out to be a female
what

>>375501735
ask her to step on your dick

>>375482352
>that guy joins
>mute him so everyone else can talk normally
>types about butthurt admins in chat before leaving
Every time

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>>375501735
>Their mic is broken but they try to use it anyway
>Can't tell if they're man, woman, child or fish
>Can't make out anything that they're trying to say, just a bunch of high-pitched chirps
>Refuses to use text

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>talk to someone from Scandinavia
>they sound like they've been smoking for 50 years straight

>>375502864
I can't help it buddy

>>375472926
>he didn't hit puberty when halo 3 came out

>>375500351
It's honestly fucking tiring to play with people who refuse to fix their voice activation or use PTT. When one guy constantly crinkles bags of chips and one clicks louder than most people speak, it's hard to like being on that server. I've set the clicker's volume so low he basically doesn't exist to me .

>>375502489
>that one guy who is unintelligible but refuses to just type.

>>375498139
post vocaroo

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>>375502489
These fish gamers are the worst, fucking faggots.

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>>375503510
>>375503882
You guys really gotta' read the replies.

>>375503702
>Fish gamers
That's ridiculous, fish can't use keyboards and even if we could, we still wouldn't be able to talk.

>>375504290
I will nag you anyway, now post it.

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>its a guy who always tells 10 minute stories that go no where with a weak joke at the end episode

dont do this, kills the momentum of any fun

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>hear what sounds like a 20 year white chick in a tf2 pub
>it's actually the 26 year old black guy that i'm playing with
haha

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>>375504404
What part of "I'm not at home", anon.

Plus, I'm not exactly too keen to have people get all weird about my voice. Voice chats are bad enough without doing a vocaroo. That sticks around.

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>You sound like a girl.
>"I am a girl."
>Send me a pic of your dick then.
>"I don't have a dick, I'm a girl."

You guys lied to me. You told me girl gamers have cute dicks.

>>375474096
That game looks like pure ass.

>>375474838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in4Lju4kLEg

>>375505180
>I don't have a dick I'm a girl
No dick no care

>>375505129
Either stop posting and fishing for attention or post your anime voice you fucking faggot

>>375474968
ok

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>>375474838
>get a cup of water and straw
>pretend to hit a bong for entire cod match

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>never had a mic in my life
recommend me a good one so i can shit talk my teammates in siege

>>375506072
literally any mic will work

>>375506072
https://www.amazon.com/Zalman-Zm-Mic1-Sensitivity-Headphone-Microphone/dp/B00029MTMQ/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1493565557&sr=8-5&keywords=clip+on+mic

>>375505637
I was just venting a frustration I have you triple nigger. Which is largely what voice threads are.

>>375506642
never fucking reply to me again unless it's with your voice in a vocaroo

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>>375506414
that one sounds like it could do the trick
thanks, lad

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>>375506718
Fight me you queer.

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>>375506897
says the nigga with an anime voice

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>>375506974
Anime voice enough to kick your ass.

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Voice rate time?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bJLataLGBY
It doesn't fit my physical appearence in the slightest.

>>375486818
When I was 15 I met a girl on some game and we became a "couple", sometime after I bought a headset and we talked once and apparently my voice was so fucking deep she thought I was lying and was some pedophile. Her sister of probably 18 even got on the mic to yell at me. Shit was retarded

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>guy uses mic
>never talks
>occasionally coughs into the mic and breathes heavily when he loses
Why do people do this?

>>375482352

>push to talk
>ruins career

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>Start to talk on the mic
>Someone starts hitting on me

what is the point of a voice thread if you autistic fucks aren't going to post your voices.

>push to talk
>SIGH
versus
>types ... in chat
Who's the greatest enemy?

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>push to talk
>the entire navy seal copypasta angrily screamed

>>375475091
i do this all the time

>>375472793
>autotuned his voice when using mic

>>375508948
I usually do the ellipses thing whenever one of my dumbass teammates does something that makes them look like a dumbass

>>375507359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tjesxNIvhZ
rate

>>375475091

>trying to "troll" someone on the socom psp game which was push to talk when I was underage b&, like 12 or some shit.
>being really annoying and talking shit
>other guy says something funny
>press push to talk to say some more bullshit but then I just burst out laughing at what he said and then just quit out of the game

>someone from anywhere in Central/South America
>sounds of their ten year old toaster's fans spinning at a million RPM
>sounds of some Spanish variety show on a TV
>sounds of family arguing in beanspeak

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>people kept thinking I was my mother over the phone while I answered and still lived with them
>online, people can't tell if I'm a girl or a boy but they jump out to whiteknight me nonetheless if someone gives me shit
>people keep hitting on me wherever I go

>>375509948
you forgot
>his 17 siblings all arguing over who has to travel to favela market for their family's daily allowance of a single banana

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>>375509190
>>375507359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15VKiIbzdwo

>>375507254
please whisper lines from my waifu in my ears while you bully my ass

>>375510215
wanna fugg?

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>playing CS:GO (first mistake)
>fellow Poles on the team
>I live in the UK so access to non-potato equipment isn't an issue
>Every time they press their push-to-talk button I can hear 80% communism, 20% their voice
>Bring this up
>They just ignore it and carry on making angry static noises instead of call outs

>>375475245
why do people do this? i fucking hate it. although it was great in gtav because i always knew who i could target for repetitive murder.

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>In voice with friends.
>Somebody that I haven't talked to comes in.
>He says I sound like a serial killer.
>I've had this problem since high school.
>Avoid talking with my chest for this reason exactly.
>Put a bunch of @ symbols into text to speech.
At least I'm funny.

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>>375511831
POLAND STRONG

>>375491941
Keked

>>375501453
>BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

>>375497384
>turn mic on
>rack shotgun
>little nig screechers immediately shut up

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I've got balls of steel! B-balls balls balls of steel!

>>375504721
>online friend starts talking about his day at work mentioning coworkers I've never met by name telling an intricate story
>feel bad and feign interest because everyone else just ignores him
>after 5 minutes "oh yeah?"s and "wow really?"s have become "mhm"s and "ha"s
>fucker still doesn't take the hint that no one cares
If you have to vent your shit to me that's fine but make it quick dude I don't need all the details my word.

>>375505778
I've done this just to annoy people

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>gets on mic
>Parents fighting in the backround

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>>375509948
>one guy in our discord/skype group who's from south america
>get on fine with him through text initially
>whenever he speaks on voice it's a garbled mess because of his mic, understanding of the language or both
>other people mention his mic is shit
>he buys a new one
>sounds the exact same
>takes me two years to be able to understand him properly

>guys character gets hit
>OOOWWWW THAT HURT

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>Get on mic and ask if anyone is on
>No reply
>Continue playing while eating candy and giggling at the exciting match
>Start getting PMs from people asking me if I'm sucking cock and if I want to suck their cocks

>>375475091
On one hand, it's infuriating because it's not a genuine laugh, you're laughing because you want to let others know you find something funny, not BECAUSE you find something funny

On the other hand, it sucks when something funny happens and nobody laughs because no one wants to push to laugh

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>>375514564
what is this picture

>>375491457
That was before 4chan even existed.

>>375515595
Well? Did you?

>>375474968
Can you repeat that in English?

>>375480736
THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY

>>375497634
Bitter cracking voice no mic faggot detected

>use shitty mic as a teenager
>dude you sound like some old guy
>use decent mic as an adult
>dude you have a nice voice