ITT: Make a Vidya wish. Have others responde with how it'll

I want S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 to be made, I also want Sergey Grigorovich to be the project manager so it doesn't turn out to be shit.

>>375666391
I want obsidian to make kotor 3 and I want the people that worked on kotor 2 to work on it

>>375666391
I wish Todd didn't turn TES lore into generic shit

>>375666954
granted but Matt Ward takes over

I wish DoW III was good

>>375666737
Sergey is a Russian sleeper agent. Global thermonuclear war ensues, you get to live S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2.

>>375666391
I want video games to stop being made

>>375666391
I want a Bloodborne PC port that is that costs max 60 us dollars, and runs at 60 fps with good controls and good graphics, which also includes the Old Hunters DLC

>>375666910
They make it an mmo

i want to make every vidya character i want real

>>375667136
Granted but now SJW and femnazis have nothing else to complain about and come gas you

I wish Battleborn was more successful than Overwatch.

>>375667140
Granted but the whole game, including story, dialogue and combat is "revamped" by Gearbox

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I wish for an RPG with deep mechanics, good customization and waifus and I want it to be developed by obsidian with warren Spector leading the projectand I want MC ride to be a main character in the game

>>375667291
You'll never meet them

>>375666391
i wish ensemble studios is still alive

>>375667393
It's for Japanese cell phones.

>>375667140
Sadly, due to the focus on good graphics and good controls, as well as budget limitations, all sound files have been replaced with midi files.

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>>375667421

>>375667454
Grated, but now they only make Halo Wars sequels

I wish MOBAs didn't exist.

>>375667630
you then have a fatal heart attack

>>375666391
I want to live with a qt turian waifu and no, she won't have a dick

>>375667361
Granted but its revealed that Randy and Burch secretly ran the finances into the ground. Gearbox is bought by Activision-Blizzard and the Battleborn IP is dropped

bannerlord
fucking when

A new f-zero.

>>375667673
No dick or vagina

>>375667673
you will get cucked after 2 days

>>375667747
Granted, but the difficulty level has been significantly dropped and even more casual than Mario Kart.

>>375667572
fuck...

>>375667673
she has two dicks

I wish monster hunter released a game on the switch

>>375667747
It's has the entire roster of mario kart 8

I wish I got to experience the real MGSV

>>375667673
She cucks you every night

>>375667737
It's a Wii U exclusive

I wish that Half Life 3 to come out and indisputably be the best game ever made.

>>375667892
Granted, but it would still be in development in time for a 2019 release

I wish multiplayer was never created.

>>375667937
Worth it. I would seriously wait until then for the real deal

>>375667921
granted, you never get to play it and are plagued with reviews saying it is in fact the best game ever made

>>375667892
Granted but everything is retconned in MGS6

>>375667837
Granted, but it's exclusive to france

>>375667393
done but it's a Vita exclusive

I wish for a Super Mario Sunshine Sequel.

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I wish for a video game about /v/ that's made by a universally loved developer.

>>375667069
>matt ward
NO THAT'S TOO FAR

>>375668107
Granted. But its a visual novel.

>>375668076
It's 3D world with a fludd power up

>>375666391
I wish the gaming industry were like the early 2000's again.

>>375668107
It's shit.

>>375668043
that's not even a bad thing, the switch isn't even region locked, try harder anon

I wish for an interactive game about the plane scene from the Dark Knight Rises

>>375667837
they do but it's a reskinned version of Bejeweled

>>375668172
I'd play that

>>375668217

Done, but it's 2007.

I wish Sega was still in the console business instead of Microsoft and that there's no way this wish will backfire in any way.

>>375668242
They alter the dialog

>>375668239
JE SUIS MONTE
Pardon.......

>>375668302
That's not early 2000's you dumbfuck

>>375666391
I want another Saints Row game like 1 and 2.

>>375668242
It's NOT made by /tv/

>>375668242

Bane now sounds like that one dog from "UP".

>>375668319
Sega has no third party support and they're just a worse version of Nintendo

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I want a pokemon diamond and pearl remake with the best post game content ever put into a pokemon game with all of the platinum features and actual quests to get the legendary pokemon other than palkia/dialga and giratina

and NO mega stones except for the pokemon that actually needed a mega evo

>>375668319

sega produces shitty handhelds now

>>375668467

It's made by Atlus.

I want a new Mega Man X game that doesn't suck

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>>375668319
Granted, this is their newest console.

>>375668360
i would only play with my beaner friends, no PARDON... allowed

>>375667978
Granted but now you have to buy the game and pay a monthly fee and there is no way to get pirate games.

I want someone to gift me my entire steam wishlist

>>375668319
sega is bought by EA who then kills the legacy of all its IPs a la toejam and earl

>>375668467
Granted, but the engine used in the game is even worse than the first release of Diamond and Pearl.

Surf speed is literally 0.5x, running from battles takes 30 seconds

I wish Earthworm Jim was still getting new games that aren't ports of earlier ones.

And that Doug TenNapel was developing them.

I wish every VN was perfectly translated with absolutely 0 errors.

>>375668242
It's made by telltale games.

I WISH FOR YOUR FREEDOM GENIE

>>375667630
russians and angry autists invade every other genre and destroy video gaming

>>375668590
They are region locked and you get nothing

>>375668630
They are all downgraded with graphical errors

>>375668556
I tought you were supposed to ruin my wish anon, not to make it even better

>>375667937
>>375668042
These aren't even that bad

I wish Andy Dick was dead!

>>375667909
it may be even big pink anal plug exclusive, I'll get the device and use the device

fuckin when?

>>375667543
Fuck you midi is cool.

>>375666391
I wish to resurrect Neversoft and Black Box Studios to make new Tony Hawk/Skate games.

>>375668654
I WISH FOR GENIE TO GET BACK IN HIS LAMP

>>375668590
they also include every piece of shovelware ever published on steam, and you become overwhelmed by how garbage it all is you lose all interest in gaming forever

>>375668719
you will dream of him fucking your ass every night.

>>375668614
In order to get a better market, Doug releases Call of Earthworm: Battlefield Jim
A high action FPS with an incredible 2 hours of single player content and plenty of levels to rank up and grind in multiplayer.

I wish for the upcoming IT adaptation to be good

>>375668242
Bane is no longer a big guy.

I wish I was dead

>>375668805
As long as he's dead, it's worth the sacrifice

>>375668559
Granted, but you still have to deal with that new Mega Man cartoon coming out this year

I wish vidya will stop being dumbed down for casuals.

>>375668821

How is that bad?

>>375668825
It's only shown in Zimbabwe. No subs either

I wish sonic team learns how a sonic game works with the sonic mania engine and use the lessons to make an actually good 3D sonic.

I wish for a new Jojo game like the Capcom one.

>>375668898
You can't finish a single one

>>375668748
Soundtrack entirely dubstep and resurrect the board controller.

>>375668898
Everyone stops buying games and the industry dies within 3 years.

>>375668559
It's in 3D, like X7.

>>375668897
Well at least I can ignore it

>>375668825
It's good, but part 2 never comes out, leaving you forever blueballed.

I wish for a new paper mario game in the style of 64 and ttyd.

I wish that we'll get a decent amount of X-Men and Fantastic Four-related characters in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 instead of 100% MCU pandering, and that Dante is picked instead of Donte.

>>375667069
>I wish DoW III was good

It gets success similar to that of CoD and Assassin's creed, and horrible sequels are shat out year after year with more premium content, DLC, mandatory DRM, and season passes tacked on as time goes by

Sly 5 by suckerpunch.

Go ahead anons, do your worse, I am already so dissapointed and hopeless almost nothing you could say would make it worse.

>>375669089
Doom isnt here
Vergil is out

>>375666391
I want Kojima to release Chapter 3 of MGSV TPP minus filler missions.

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I wish for a good sourceport for Blood

may as well ask for half life 3 while I'm at it

I wish Digimon was more popular than Pokemon.

>>375669126
Sly, Bentley, Murray and Carmelita are not playable characters.

>>375669050
All the games try to tie into the cartoon
Games will end on a cliffhanger and the story will be continued on the cartoon, which will then continue on in the next game. Leaving you highly confused if you skip out on the show.

>>375669148
It ends up resolving nothing, and leaves the plot on an even more disappointing note

>>375669219
all Digimons are swapped with Pokémons

>>375669207
Dead community means that no OC happens

>>375669219
Everything is furry now, even more

>>375666954
Michael Kirkbride takes over and turns the TES series into a futuristic sci-fi game where all quest mods are cannon.

>>375666391
is there a more reddit """"comedian"""" then norm mcdonalds?

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>>375669142

>Don't really care about Doom that much though I'd still be kinda pissed he's not in.
>Don't care about Virgil because he's boring.

>>375669306
>Dead community means that no OC happens
I am ok with this. Blood had a fairly dead modding scene anyway

>>375669328
You're supposed to ruin the wish, not make it better you dingus

>>375666391
I want patreon to never exist, along with whatever go fund me kickstarter sites, as well, making it so that """indie""" devs no longer have crowdsourcing to fuel their updates that only add minuscule updates that lead to something big ""soon""

I wish for American McGee to recover his missing sister kidnapped by demons and finally get off his ass to create a new Alice game without EA.

>>375666391
I wish Pandemic got to make Battlefront 3 and Mercenaries 3.

>>375669291
At least it gets people to shut up about stuff being missing/cut

>>375669461
Then why ask for it

I wish for a party rpg where I can make my party and all skills/classes are viable that includes many weapon, armor, and spell options.

>>375668976
Granted but it only has part 6 characters and the gay priest is stupidly overpowered to the point where there's no point in playing any other character

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>>375666391
I want the cut Pig Butcher missions in Hotline Miami 2 from John and Dennis

>>375669207
As you pirate Blood to play on the sourceport, you get a letter from your ISP
You ignore it, but for some reason they are really pissed and serious over a 21 year old game
See you in court.

>>375669280
he can still read the story on a wiki or something,
ignoring the cartoon completely

>>375666391
I wish Mac Walters didn't ruin Mass Effect's story and lore

>>375667543
Downside?
Midi is RAD
and you can use s o u n d f o n t s

>>375669647
It's a text based game.

>>375666954
Granted.

TES lore is still generic shit but Todd didn't do it.

>>375669814
That's not a downside.

I wish for a megaman starforce 4 with sf3's battle system and a god tier story

I wish that everyone that granted wishes turn into kyubey.

I wish Silent Hills wasn't cancelled anymore.

>>375669647
Its a free online game with PVP
All the characters are girls with the ultimate weeb art style, japanese guys and ruskies are on it exploiting and ruining the game

>>375669471
AA and AAA games adopt even more pre-order based stretch goals and "augment your pre-order" campaigns

>>375669537
Battlefront 3 will still be owned by EA, so it'll be cut up into DLC and the total price for the complete experience will be $100+

>>375668242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S3YXXp6bOM
I imagine this wouldn't be that hard to actually make into a game

>>375669783
Granted, it's now ruined by Jennifer Hepler

>>375666391
I wish that pandemic studios returns

>>375669961
Pachinko

I wish for a Total War Warhammer 40k.

I wish for a perfect digimon game that becomes a success worldwide

>>375668559
the game is made and released to critical acclaim... but it's a first person shooter. from that day forward they never make another 2D Mega Man, be it X, Classic, Battle Network, or Other

aka the metroid prime treatment

>>375669953
Granted, but every single kyubey in this thread is forced into joining a giant alien orgy.

Golden Sun: 4
>Back to beautify 2D graphics
>All of the original team develop it
>Less dialogue

>>375669328
This is bait right?

I wish every sentient being on Earth would legally buy a full-priced copy of Fallout 4: Pip Boy Collectors Edition™ today!

sonic adventure 3

>>375669930
Granted, but it's riddled with IAP for battle cards, noise changes, and postgame scenarios

>>375670094

Granted, it's a MOBA

>>375670049
Only remnants of the original staff

>>375670284
Todd dies

>>375670284
GOTY version comes out a week later

>>375670284
They all get it used at Gamestop, Todd.

Todd is fired, Kirkbride get total creative freedom and all of Zenimax budget.

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>>375670284
Everyone buys a copy only to refund it instantly.

>>375670426
Kirkbride's alcoholism catches up on him and he spends all of Zenimax's budget and booze and bitches.

>>375668556
>Pokemon world and Persona world crosses over

I don't know why, but this idea put a smile on my face just from ridiculous that would be.

>>375670370
But that benefits Todd.

>>375670503
>still believing that meme

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I want Dragon's Dogma 2 with multiplayer and the fruition of their original plans for 1.

I wish for an MMO where you can leave/make quests for others to take on, granting you and them some combination of items or xp.

I wish all games had easy mode as a default.

Consoles never existed; every single game that has ever been made was originally made for PC

>>375670593
Both DD2 and DD:DARemake are exclusive to iOS

>>375669112
>mandatory DRM
>>>/r/eddit

>>375670593
There are no waifus, only Caxton and his masterworks

>>375670714
Depending on who you ask, that's not a downside.

>>375670303
Granted , but sonic has blue arms

I wish all vidya males are turned into women in their games so feminist will shut up

>>375670284
Every copy is corrupted, forcing millions of lawsuits against Bethesda, bankrupting Tood, causing him to become homeless and eventually killing himself as he struggles to get people to buy his personal copies of Skyrim.

I want to live in the 80s.

>>375670269
>>375669463
Found the codafags. But I really did like his early stuff.

I wish feminism and SJWs never touched gaming.

>>375670795
All females get canon shitting dick nipples.

>>375670795
Normie men now suck at vidya

This causes meninists to whine about the difference

>>375670812
Granted. You were now born on December 31, 1989

>>375670093
Doesn't need a backfire because every 40k game ends up sucking anyway.

>>375670782
Is he clunky and slow like ratchet from ratchet and clank?

>>375667837
Monster Hunter Stories 2

>>375670656
Granted, but all games now cost 200+ dollars and have an uncrackable version of denuvo

>>375666391
I want Retro Studios to make R-Type 6 and have it go in a completely different direction from Final

>>375667118
im not even mad

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>>375670812
Granted, enjoy your new life in Iran
Hope you survive the Iran-Iraq conflict!

>>375670094
"perfect" means that it got paid out the ass for 10s on reviews and its sales are carried off of force-fed waifu pandering, setting the tone for games to come.

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>>375666391
I want a new, legitimately great MMO with no monthly fees and a good playerbase.

>>375668217
Nothing but shitty licensed games will be made.

I wish Nintendo still owned Rare.

I want the mega man comic to continue with the same staff who worked on it at issue #55
it's techicaly a vidya wish since it's a comic adaptation of a video game

>>375671059
granted, the setting is the universe of Stephen Universe

>>375670954
Why Retro studios?
They're a good studio, but have they ever made a SHMUP? What makes you think they could be good at making SHMUP games?

I want to live as a 21 year old in 1983 America.

I wish people talked to each other over headsets in multiplayer matchmaking again, like in the good old early days of Xbox Live.
I even miss hearing the annoying 10 year olds in COD.

>>375671114
Can you fuck the rock women

>>375671156

Granted, but it's 1983 in George Orwell's 1984, and one year from now you will live out the events of that story.

>>375671156
You're now black

>>375671156
You're black and live in the slummiest ghetto that existed during that time.

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>>375671114
FUCK YOU

>>375671078
granted, but they are forced to make nothing but shitty mobile games like mario run 2

Disgaea d3 with Laharl-chan as MC

>>375670795
Granted , but they're sexualized and treated like objects, feminists riot

>>375671156
you are now black

>>375670284
Granted, but they bought it from G2A

>>375671250
>get to have hot forbidden sex in a forest with a qt 3.14

not bad

>>375671230
Mics are only sold as part of season passes

>>375671078
Granted, but Nintendo invented the Kinect instead of Microsoft, and Rare still does what they did before

>>375668614
Tennapel fills gus new titles with fundamentalist Christian propaganda.

>>375671230
No one will ever talk about the game itself. Only completely random shit.

>>375671237
The game goes into a very long explanation on consent and safe sex for over 3 hours

>>375666391
I wish to have my own Metal Sonic robot!

Chris-Chan makes a Sonichu game in collaboration with Nintendo and the free permission of the owners of all the licensed stuff he could want to use.

>>375671465
1/900 scale model

>>375671540
Granted, but he only makes one copy of the game and keeps it for himself

I wish I was a qt sissy slut who can't get aids and lives in america

>>375671059
It comes out to massive critical acclaim and you and all the friends you meet have a great time with it as the game's epic content, genuinely engaging gameplay and epic story, as well as the constant stream of new content and quests draw all of you in and you extract a literal shit ton of fun from it. But then two years later the company responsible for it went through some financial trouble and gets bought out by EA, and they turn this gem of a mmorpg into a free to play microtransactions out the ass repetitive no skill needed grindfest to squeeze shittons of cash out of it. No new content is made aside from more cosmetics and horribly overpowered items you need to spend real money on. The playerbase gradually dwindles, until everybody stops playing alltogether and EA pulls the plug on it. You, who've been playing from launch get to watch the greatest MMORPG of all time get turned into pure shit and slowly killed. Have fun.

>>375666391
borderlands 3 with the writing of borderlands 1

>>375671563
Fuck.

>>375671661
Only people with <3 inch dick wants to fuck your boipucci.

>>375671446
But I can fuck them, right?

>>375671661
You're now in the 1900s
You get the shit beat out of you every-time you go out in public, and finding someone else who is gay is improbable

I want the moba genre to be actually good and not contain jewish costumes prices

>>375671728
The game is made by Teltates and is their worst game so far.

>>375671728
borderlands 3 is now a single player/co-op MOBA with the worst controls in a game, also every character sounds like the postal dude

>>375671867
No means no, do you need another explanation on consent?
>Yes
>Yes but sarcastic

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I could wish many things /v/ , but what i wish is a decent ending to ME 3

I wish for an open world game with a practically accurate simulation of Earth at a 1:1 scale.

>>375671997
there was a great ending written, but since the mass effect team spent all their money on strippers and coke the game is cancelled, and the ending never known.

>>375672051
Granted, but you cannot play it or watch videos about it.

>>375672051

You're informed that you already have that, and the genie disappears without elaborating.

I wish for a monkey's paw gaming mouse.

>>375672096
I-i didn't expect that desu

Mount & Blade : Bannerlord is released tommorow.

>>375672051
You die in the game you die in real life.

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i wish she came back

>>375671997
Granted. The start and middle of ME3 is now so horrifically awful and poorly written that the critics and fans who bear through it to reach the unchanged ending will agree that at least that is okay

>>375672051
granted but it has 1:1 time scale from your birth ingame and you're born in north africa

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I wish for dlc never to be made again and the comes released come out complete

>>375672247
She comes back just so she can steal half of your money.

I wish for Zero Escape 4 to retcon the entire story of ZTD and replace it with a new story.

>>375672238
Early Access
It's continually crashing on your video card and when you ask the forums all you get is:
>Works on my machine :)

>>375672247
She comes with Jamal in tow.

>>375672051
wish comes true but it takes 60 years due to pc limitations. you die a few days alter of old age

i wish there was a simple file converter that optimizes virtually any game for pc

>>375672319
Granted.
Games are now 2 hours long on average, with 3 sequels releasing every year.

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>>375672319
> and the comes released come out complete

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>>375672247
She's not who you remember her as

>>375672418
Comapnies no longer port to PC

I want valve to retcon meat your match and for my favorite community server to magically come back from the dead.

>>375668409
All of the PC ports are as bad as 2's, with no GotR.

I WANT DMCV AND BAYONETTA 3 MADE BY CAPCOM AND PLATINUM GAMES RESPECTIVELY

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I wish games were fun again.

>>375672362
The new story is worse and involves NTR.

DGS gets localized.

I wish SJWs lose all influence on games.

>>375666391
I want a Team Silent made Silent Hill game.

>>375672521
>can get games for free still

whats the problem here?

>>375672769
Granted, however, you are not allowed to play them (or even watch footage of it) anymore

>>375672769

You have a stroke. The current slew of games is now perfectly suited for your new mental acuity.

>>375672769
You lose 50 IQ points

>>375672837
granted

now conservatives get influence on games. no more nip games

>>375666391
I want Canada wiped off the fucking map
Sorry Lidoro

>>375672837
that dipshit lawyer and his butt buddies gain influence over video games instead

i wish i was like Chad

>>375672875
Most PC exclusive games are trash that's what the problem is.

>>375666391
I wish that ZTD was retconned and replaces with a 3rd Zero Escape game that was longer than 25 hours, and no Delta, and more escape rooms, more original music on par with 999, and more interaction between teams.

>>375672861
Done! But the music is composed by limp bizkit.

>>375673014
granted, but you can't get chicks

>>375672837

They stop distracting themselves with games and double down on political activism, succeeding in making it illegal to be a straight white male. You will have to have at least one axis reassigned or face chemical castration.

>>375673038
i dont think you understand. i can download a rom/iso/what ever of any game, convert it, and play it flawlessly on pc

why do ports matter?

I wish that that the RNG always gives me the best possible outcome in any game involving it.

>>375668887
Done, you're now a ghost and can't haunt people or interact with objects. You just sit back and watch.

>>375673202
granted but now you have shit luck in real life

>>375667361
Granted. It's so successful it gets a shitty CGI cartoon that will rival Archer in how many reruns it gets.

>>375672791
Granted, It's localized but only in Poland

>>375673202
Every game with RNG causes your video card to explode, forcing you to do something productive instead.

>>375673202
Your mechanical skills dissolve to that of a six year old's to compensate for it.

>>375673202
granted but the best outcome only goes to your party members

>>375672959
Sold. Would literally be shitting myself over the most simple things.

I wish I had infinite time to play video games!

>>375673102
not too bad at least i get to do that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygrhxd4RWkY

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>>375671975
Just fun messin' with you, anon.

i want a Death Grips video game

>>375673347
You can never die.

I want Diablo 4 to come out and I want it to be good

>>375673347
granted but every game is infinitely in early access

i wish i didn't exist

I wish Battleborn was a fun and successful game.

>>375667921
It is fully Xbox One exclusive and only available in South Africa.

>>375673398
How's that a downside? Death means erasure.

>>375673378
Music is done exclusively by Smash Mouth.

>>375673430
granted but now you are married to Randy Pitchford and Anthony Burch

>>375673378
It's made by Tameme from the new Devil May Cry and he makes MC Ride a white metrosexual country singer.

>>375669126
Nothing happens when you jump and hit the circle button.

>>375673438
>who cares when every lifeform ceases to exist and I'm just floating in space doing nothing

>>375673174
>tfw mulatto
ayyy

>>375673418
granted but you must now watch your descendants live their lives until the end of time

>>375673430
randy pitchfork gets murdered violently afterwards.
Have fun with your killer

>>375673378

Granted, but half of /mu/ starts coming to /v/ and stays here even after people stop talking about It Goes It Goes It Goes It Goes Guillotine for the Nintendo Switch.

>>375673418
granted but you now exist in an MMO with dead servers and no NPCs

>>375672641
Granted, but it's now filled with gay furry Russian spinbotters and the admin is on indefinite holiday

>>375666391
VR fulldive Game where you can do everything you want.
And no, "you'll want to stay there forever" doesn't count as a backfire.

>>375666391

I want the videogame market to crash, leaving nothing but low effort high priced indie games.

>>375666391
21:9 support in every game

>>375673534
cant be much worse than what this place already is

>>375673581

You'll want to stay there forever and it's really fucking gay.

>>375667140
Granted but the theme behind the port is the same that made the Silent Hill HD collection

>>375673612
Tim Buckley spearheads the next big indie game and becomes a billionaire.

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>>375673342

>>375669126
When revealed its spun as a gritty real work remake.
Half way through the game its revealed that Sly and his group are actually just conduits in the Infamous universe and there power is being an anthropomorphic animal.
Cole is still dead and Carmelita Fox is Delsins main squeeze.

>>375673581
You die in the game you die in real life.

>>375673612
granted but now mobile games become cheap and worth playing more

>>375670303
Granted but it has 18 different playstyles and sonic only has 3 stages

I wish vidya would kill itself

>>375673349
I wish I had friends like these

>>375673438
>wanting to wander an Earth that's burning hot in the year 5 billion because the sun is a red giant with (almost certainly) no one to talk to
>wanting to freeze to near-death after the sun goes white dwarf
>wanting your friends and family to die around you, leading you to become anti-social because they're all gonna die soon
Shiggy

>>375673757
It starts WW3 as a result.

>>375667747
30 fps

>>375673890
Fuck you thats cruel!

>>375673763

They fuck your mum as a prank, bro.

>>375673765
Eventually he will stop thinking.

Gorillaz game blurring constantly between genres, like the music.

>>375668719
He will die fucking your ass and you die orgasming from it.

>>375673686
>that pure excitement and amazement
I miss it.

>>375673174
>just dress as a woman and accuse them of transphonia if you don't take hormones and don't do any surgery.

>>375666391
I wish for every single sonybro to start playing videogames

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>>375673086
AHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>375673673
What if i am gay?

>>375668967
Granted no one buys it and sega stops making Sonic games forever

>>375674126
granted but its all shitty knockoff Korean games and playstation plus now costs $25 for 1 month

>>375674165

It's too gay even for you.

>>375666391
I wish that Team Silent came back to make Silent Hill 5 with music composed by Akira Yamaoka and that it had the exact same gameplay and structure as 1-3 and had PS2 SH level graphics.

Perfect ports of every Resi game to PS4 and Steam, all priced at sub-$20 with physical copies and every good or worthwhile feature from every version of each game

>>375669515
Granted but the demons then kidnap you to replace his sister before the game is released.

>>375674375
It runs at 12FPS

>>375674349
Worth it. I'll take two.

>>375674375
Granted but it comes in 2022 and it's episodic

>>375674392
The ports sell so well that Konami buys Capcom and every new Resident Evil game is of the same quality as new Silent Hill games.

>>375674489
Good enough

>>375667361
Granted: Overwatch gets retroactively removed from existence and nobody remembers such game ever existed. Still, nobody wants to play Battleborn

>>375670094
granted but it's a Pokemon X Digimon game. All Pokemon are objectively better than all digimon in the game and the game ends with the Digidestined being killed by Ash and Pikachu

>>375674375

They only get halfway through the project before dissolving again and selling the rights to Gearbox to finish it.

>>375673581
It's completely online and if you crash you can't play for a week

>>375674575
That'd imply that Capcom would let themselves be bought by anything but Sony or Ninty and that also implies Konami would buy anything.

>>375666391
I wish for Godhand 2 and for it to be even better than Godhand and for them to keep the chessy writing and keep it not edgy and for it to not become an RPG and keep playing as double Godhand gene and for anyone who's going to reply meme game to die

>>375674845
So you are saying its just second life in VR? Can i at least have my own "offline" lot?

>>375668242
It would be very painful

Artificial Academy 3 with better customization options, more poses, and a whole town to fuck around in instead of just the school/streets to school.

>>375674943

The genie gives up trying to decipher what the hell you are trying to say and just decides to shoot you and grab an early lunch.

>>375666391
I wish consoles would die

>>375670656
Granted but video games died with the commodore 64

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>>375671369
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I wanna marry pic related.

>>375675154
They will die, but not until the end of the universe.

>>375675154
Consoles die but pc still gets ports of multiplat games only now they're portable and phone game trash.

>>375670898
at 11:59PM

>>375667673
granted, but you're a cuck cause of turian alpha male.

>>375674943
Gameplay has nothing to do with the first game and while is it really great and many sequels improving it further will be made, you will never like it.

>>375674943
It's first person

>>375675154
Your waifu is a console

>>375666391
I wish ppl could apriciate fallout 4 for what it is

>>375675154
Gaming as a whole dies with it.

>>375675226
She will never want to have sex with you but will cheats on you several times and you will have to raise her children.
Otherwise, she will want a divorce and you will have to provide financially for her children.

>>375675507
They already do

>>375675507
Everyone now considers the game a 0/10 piece of trash.

>>375672720
Granted but it's Donte and Bayonetta is now a feminist

>>375675674
>>375675708
Doesnt apply

>>375675507
Everyone buys Fallout 5 and TES VI en masse after FO4's new massive sucess, turning Todd into the richest manlet on earth and prompting him to buy 4chan.

I want Rocksteady to go off in an entirely the exact same direction and turn the Redwall series into an open-world adventure game. It'll have combat reminiscent of the Lord of the Rings titles for PS2/Gamecube and occasional riddles/puzzles to solve at the Abbey

>>375675785
That wasn't a backfire I'm just stating more clearly what you wanted.

I want to play a new enjoyable game. that is all I ask for oh genie

>>375673014
Granted but now all women are only interested in /v/ style neckbeards

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>>375675432
Fuck

>>375675852
How is that even bad?

>>375666391
I wish all of you motherfuckers would die in a fire. I know I'm probably gonna be included in the fire as well since I'm also here, but I'm okay with that.

>>375675879
The game is so good every other game to ever exist will seem like complete trash to it. You will never be able to enjoy gaming again.

>>375667937
I'd happily wait a fucking decade than having that piece of shit delivered to the stores on 1st of september 2015.

It's been 1.5 years already..

>>375672998
Canadians flee to the U.S for survival,

>>375676078
ok but u die and u also go to hell

>>375676078
None of us have actually fucked our mothers, we don't die in the fire

You're stuck here with us
Forever