> Hey anon, wanna go monster hunting? wat do

>>375667530
*unzips dick*
how about you hunt this monster bb?

>>375667530
Listen. Don't talk to me like I'm some kinda fuckin' chump. Alright? Because I'm not. I'm a businessman. I'm a family man. Man of the people. Man of the church. Man of the country. I'm a patriot. A veteran. A man of god. A missionary. A postman. I work at jamba juice, okay? My dog is spayed. I got letters ready for me at the notary republic. I know a cobbler I make my own quilts Love eggs. Shop locally. I support local causes. I take a cruise ship every 3 months. I wear reading glasses. My daughter has braces. My eyebrows are shaved And my friends are all geese. I live in a house. I have a head. My clothes are all combustible. My medicine is over the counter except for one prescription. I have a shirt that reads "If you don't like me, I'll go fuck your mother." I am inside of the matrix. I live in a home with no windows. I have lasers inside my brain I have a shark in my bathroom. My dog sleeps in my bed with me. I have mouse under the rug. My friends are all dead. I went to india once. I like bowling. So don't talk to me like I'm some kinda fuckin' chump, alright? Because I'm not.

>>375667530
Grab her by the hair and Kiss her

>>375667530
No, I want to fuck you.

ew you don't have a feminine dick

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>>375667530
Ready the horses.

>>375667530
But you are an Empress you stupido. Rulers don't hunt monsters!

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>>375668253
Fuzzy sword...

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>>375667648
>>375667805
Ciri is NOT for lewds!

>>375669124
your slut make up tells me otherwise.

>>375667530
NO WAY FAG

reply with
>"No thanks, I just took a bath I don't want to get dirty"

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>>375669562
I thought they caked on that dark eyeshadow so the sun wouldn't shine in their eyes. Not everyone can have badass spectacles

>>375667530
Accept.

>>375670257
That make up actually has an explanation. She put it on to look more badass when she went into vengeance murder mode into a tavern at some point in the novels. She kept it after that.

>>375667530
may replay witcher 3 as ciri desu

>>375671441
I really need to finish the novels but I'm replaying the game in those glasses.

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>Hi anon! I'd like you to meet my boyfriend!~

>>375667530
Sounds like a bad idea and there's a pretty fair chance I'll get killed. Yeah, I'm in.