you must survive your favorite vidya game with the object to

>my pipe
Oh shit

>>376355127
>My PC

lol

>>376355127
Arg forgot to mention the game
Although I think y'all can guess

>>376355127
>pillow
should be fine

>>376355127
>The World Ends With You
>A couple badges, including the player pin
This couldn't possibly have worked out better

>Shantae and the Pirate's Curse
>This desk chair

Would this just replace the boots and scimmy?

>>376355127
>Earthbound
>Baking soda

What.

>Half-Life 1
>oculus sensor

Yeah... no

>>376355563
>Baking soda
Do you live in the kitchen?

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>>376355235
Good day to you my fellow gentleman!

>>376355127
Dark Souls with either a PS4 controller or a stack of blank cd roms from the early 2000's.

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>I wanna be the guy
>Apple
I think I fucked up.

>>376355563
We appear to have the same favorite game

>>376355737
>picture
Those are giant cherries, so you're safe.

>>376355693
I dunno how to translate it properly, but it's one of those small packets of bicarbonate you pour in water then drink to relieve stomach pain.

>>376355802
Good taste, friend.

>>376355127
>Metroid Prime
>A jar of peanut butter
Fuck it I'm staying in Samus' ship

>>376355737
I am laughing very hard

>>376355235
GARFIELD!

>The World Ends With You
>Headphones
Thematic, but I'm not sure any item would let me survive those ordeals.

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A glass eh?

>>376355127
>a q-tip

im done for!

>>376355127
Nail clipper case
Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced

So long as Monteblanc finds me I think I'll make it?

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> Gwent (Yes, it's a stand-alone now)
> A stack of cards

Yeah, I'm fine.

>>376355127
A metal water pitcher. Planet Zebes is mine for the taking

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>>376355127
>towel

I'm golden, it's been proven to be the most useful thing to keep on you

>>376355127
>EYE
>A drum machine
Everybody's legs are going to be juuuuuuuuust fine.

>>376355127
Why is it always the left? I don't see anything to my left.

>Chrono Trigger
>grape soda
uhhh

>>376355127
>Rip It resting on top of my cap
Oh fuck that won't do shit in Calradia

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I'm going to beat System Shock 2 using my PC.

The case is retardedly huge so I'm sure I'll be fine.

>>376355127
>cave story
>pile of wires
welp

>>376356310
because the mouse is typically on the right

>>376356310
Because if it was to your right, 99% of the time it'd be your mouse.

>>376356461
rewire Curly to do everything for you

>a claw hammer
>thiefs 1 and 2

Yeah I'm dead

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>Mechwarrior 4
>used fap tissue
Hmmmm

>Dark Souls
>piss and cumbottles

I'm fucking dead

>>376356819
Not if you throw them strategically

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>>376355127
>Empty Beer Can
>'Nilla Wow
Zug zug mother fuckers.

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>this thing
>CK2
I guess I'd just plow some field or another day to day and then try use this thing as a shitty flail if I'm pressed into service or something. You don't really get to survive the game anyway.

>>376355235
I thought my pipe was on my left too, but when I felt for it, it wasn't there...now where could my pipe be?

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>Majora's Mask
>A PS4 controller

>>376355127
>Sweater
>Yume Nikki
I think I'm fi-

>>376356468
>>376356493
My mouse is in front of me, around 1 o'clock.
What kind of L-shaped desk are you using where your mouse is around 3 o'clock? That can't be comfortable.

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>>376355235
But Jon's pipe was to his right...

>>376357185
actually, yes I am using an L-Shaped desk

>>376355127
>Dolphin onahole

We battlefuck now?

>>376355127
>iphone
>SMT

totally doable with the right app

>empty cup of shrimp ramen
>metal slug 3
I can do this.

Demon's Souls with a inkjet pen? EZ, ill just chill in the nexus writing, slowly going mad.

>notebook with game copy

If you could power it somehow it would be interesting. "Look at my magic device, we will simulate the future with it"

>>376355127
Styrofoam McDonalds cup filled with piss and pepsi.

>Huge fucking spider
All right hold on guys I'll be right ba

>>376355127
>Metal Slug 3
>A wall

>emerald
>Dough hook

I guess I could bake for the Pokemon

>swiss army knife
now if only my favourite game wasnt a platformer

My favorite game at the moment is a realistic space warfare simulator so nothing even exists that could let me win it.

>>376355127
>Half full bottle of water

RIP me.

>>376355127
>Dragon's Dogma
>pillow

I'll be comfortable when Death gets me

>>376355127
>Super Smash Bros 3DS
>my mobile phone

Assuming I do not follow the same physical invulnerability of the rest of the cast, the fact I am insanely unfit and I will be soiling myself, the first hit is going to kill me.

Car keys... Do i get my car too?

>majora's mask
>a digital clock
Surprisingly fitting all things considered, I could plan out the events ahead of time with it.

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>>376355127
>Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
>Mobile Phone

If I just stay in the village I should be ok. Until Link gets rid of the island, then I suppose I am going to drown or vanish with the rest of the island.

>>376362960
Is your car the first thing to your left?

>>376355127

>new vegas
>my glasses

At least I'll get a free perception buff.

>Star Ocean 2
>Smart phone

It'll be useless for half the game, perfect.

>>376355127
>Mother 3
>Portable stairs

goddamnit

>New Vegas
>glass cup

Well I'll try.

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>Metroid Prime
>a piece of paper

>>376355127
>Fridge

Could be fun

>>376355127
>>376355127
>serious sam
>allergy medicine
At least there is a gun a few steps down.

>>376355127
my right arm

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>>376355127

*unsheathes gosetsu*

let's do this

>PSO
>toilet paper roll

I'll be just fine. There's crazier shit to fight monsters with than a roll of tp in PSO. I'll just grind Boomas for awhile then I'll coast through the rest of the game.

>>376363614
are you cross-eyed or cross-armed?

>Dragon Quest V
>French Press full of Coffee

...Maybe I could beat a slime by pouring it on it?

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>>376355476

>>376355127
>Kingdom Hearts 2
>Fork
As long as I play on beginner mode I should be fine.

>Crazy Taxi
>My get the the fuck up and run bag
I'm good

>>376355127
>Silent Hill 2
>A glass of icy cold H2-ohno

I'm boned my buds

>>376355127
My bow and arrow. I guess I lucked out.

A syringe filled with 4ccs of sodium pentabarbitol I accidentally left in my pocket from work

I can kill exactly 1 small/medium sized pokemon

>Persona 3
>Can of Root Beer
Depends on many factors.

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>>376357371
Like this?

>megaman X
>a 360 controller

Unless I'm playing as X from a bunker i'm quite fucked

>devil may cry 3
>my mouse

[motivation intensifies]

One bottle of almost empty Nivea.

Gonna have a good fap and fuck off to kick some bloodsuckers arse and get raped

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>>376355127
WITH A FUCKING PENCIL

>SMT Nocturne
>A roll of toliet paper
Maybe I could soothe my ass after the pain of demon rape.

>>376355127
>resident evil 4
>camera
I'VE COVERED WARS YOU KNOW

>>376355127

>>pencil

What are you complaining about? I have to survive with toilet paper

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>Planescape: Torment
>a window

huh wut?

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PUBG and a x220 thinkpad. I'm fucked.

>Doom
>A sink

Get fucked faggots I have a shield and a weapon

>>376355127
>A pin
Well TWEWY used pins anyways so w/e/
The issue would be what powers manifest from it.

>>376363751
Fuck that dude, just live a much safer scifi working on Pioneer 2 at a store or something and flirt with the cute bankers.

>>376355127
>Grand Theft Auto V
>calculator
I'm probably dead.

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>TTYD
>scissors
Shit's about to get brutal.

>>376355127
>iphone
fuck yeah, gonna play games the whole time until the credits roll

>>376355127
>Facing Yoshi's Island with a empty cider bottle.
Well, at least I can ward off the shyguys before I hit a dead end at the first bottomless pit I encounter.

>>376355127
>a fucking curtain
welp

>>376356261
Underrated post