Describe a game poorly, others try to guess what it is. >

>>376356284
>poorly
>gives away the whole game

>>376356284
its fucking danganronpa, I haven't even played those games and can recognise the plot a thousand miles away

You and your friends summon Satan to save christmas.

buff guy saves planet from buff aliens

>>376356483
Duke Nukem

>>376356587
nope

>>376356284
bipedal smooth lion makes frankenstein planet, furry man tells him to fuck off

publicly known boys and girls work together to fight ayys by turning into jello

>>376356483
That fuckin' PS1 space shooter? Chou Aniki or something

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You have to fight to stop a madman from destroying the internet

>>376356483
Blasto?

>>376356741
Digimon Cyber Sleuth?

>>376356284
>Violent but well meaning dad makes things worse

>>376356479
Persona 5

buff guy with somewhat buff friends saves their world by flooding

>>376356846
Correct.

>>376356856
Super Mario Sunshine?

You think you're in the future but you're only a dream

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>>376356846
NieR 1.

>>376356284
Go around a house almost making sandwiches.

>>376356284
>you kill your friends for having different opinions than you

You play as a weaboo that fights alongside pokemon ripoffs

These cars don't have feet, and they don't race.

kids save the day with internet pets

>>376357050
Any SMT game?

>>376356284
It's incredibly buggy.

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>>376357037
Resident Evil 1.

>>376357050
Literally any SMT game, but i'm gonna say SMT IV

>>376357070
Digimon Cyber Sleuth

>>376357050
SMT IV

There's rings in space and aliens worship them

>>376357165
>Digimon Cyber Sleuth
nope

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>>376357153
EDF 4.1: Shadow of New Despair

My earth is better than your earth and I have a daughter from the future to prove it.

you play as rip off characters from rip off universes in a copy pasted game

>>376356483
Saints Row IV?

>>376357070
Akiba Beat? Devil Survivor?

your dad dies to get out of paying child support.

>only autistic manchildren liked it because it's "mature"

>>376357165
You got me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q

>>376356284
>Some samurai go on a sight seeing tour around Tokyo with their magic pets

>>376357029
Yee, good work anon

>>376357375
Nope. Here's a hint that might give it away

IKU ZE!

has male and female characters, game ends with credits.

>>376357418
Oh god that makes me burst out laughing like a retard every fucking time I hear it.

My only goal is to make my robe fancier and fancier

Find your dad then get some water

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>>376356837
Try again brah

You set out to break the cycle of child abuse but end up perpetuating it.

>>376357147
>>376357165
>>376357182
Yeah, I was thinking of the first one but I guess they all fit.

>>376357448
Spectrobes: Origins?

>>376356741
Metal Gear Rising?

>>376357543
>Spectrobes: Origins?
correct

Some dude who is denied a right to properly introduce himself makes a prison break.

Good robot fights an evil German's robots

>>376357490
Fallout 3

>>376357587
Fucking hell anon, I'm kind of amazed anyone else played that game besides me.

Crazy guys fighting other crazy guys over some dirt

120 year old man with purple lizard eyes watches his parents fuck and saves the world.

Demons killed your bunny.

You, a couple of randoms and your loli gf goes around slayin monsters'n shit.

>>376356284
The molester is one of main villains of the game. Also gnosticism.

>>376356284
White day?

>>376357681
RIP AND TEAR

Mom makes her son run away and cry

>>376356284
You help your girlfriend realize that she's not actually Korean

>>376357648
Street Fighter

>>376357648
Far cry 2

>>376357871
>>376357880
Nope

Your super annoying friend forces you to get countless jobs so you can carry her through her stupid mission

>>376357785
The Binfing of Isaac
A little too obvious

>>376356284
bunch of little guys that make weird sounds and do things when you mash specific butons in s pecific sequence

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>>376356383
> its fucking danganronpa
Yeah it fucking is.

>>376357635
>Fucking hell anon, I'm kind of amazed anyone else played that game besides me.
so am i

You spam toys around your base, so the enemy can't make your king commit suicide.

You look for stone and yourself

You are both surviving in an amusement park and re-enacting the survival in an amusement park.

>>376358020
Every video game ever

You're a cop that gets cucked

you ride dragons and get ntr'd

You can choose best character and have 3 other players with you against a similar enemy and escape

>>376356284

robot ass

You're trapped in your school that isn't your school and you have to get out

>>376358020
PATA PATA PATA PON

>>376356284
White guy fulfils the ultimate weaboo fantasy

Your old friend goes crazy so you have to track him down before 2 other people try and kill him

>>376358215
One of the many Persona games that i will never play

Try to defeat a guy by helping his older time-traveling self

You go into a town with somewhat good rap music after traversing through a forest like area

>>376357424
smt iv ez

>>376358293
This one specifically was Persona Q :)

Hungry Asian guy eats a lot in a haunted restaurant.

youre a coward manchild and you don't sleep very well

>>376357243
Halo

>>376357320
Marvel Vs Capcom

>>376357449
Anything made in the last 20 years.

>>376357476
Costume Quest

>>376357619
Mega Man

A not fighting game with an autistic cult that even the creator of said game is tired of

>>376358316
Xenoblade X?

>>376357410
undertale

win tournaments, invest in completely legitimate and wholesome businesses, beg for fiefs

>>376358410
try harder

>>376358256
No more Heroes

Bad guy kills your dog and your asshole friend kills him.

>>376358408
Smash. Easy

>>376358408
Smashing your brothers

>>376357648
tf2 2 fucking easy

>>376358406
>Costume Quest
Nope

>>376356284
>Be up on Mars
>Feeling lonely
>Meet up with 2 coworkers and throw a MONSTER PARTY

It was all a dream but not really a dream and now you're a god

>>376358157
Panzer Dragoon

>>376358430
GTA 4

>>376358430
Mountain Blade

A man hires you to kill your clones for his large lands of gravel.

>>376358608
>Panzer Dragoon
Close but no

There's a fungus among us

guy with long hands tells you to collect masks

>>376358665
Hitman?

you watch out for wrist rockets

Moon wizards send army of zombies to kill a cult. Makes perfect sense!

>>376358728
Majora's Mask

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>Trying to pay your rent forces you to become the hero at the end of the day

>>376358690
Eragon then

>>376358596
bloodborne

you are a dream that likes to laugh very loudly

You lend a cop a blender and he says something

the world is fucked, go burn yourself

You find a bunch of different colored niggers you can order around to kill innocent animals

don't make waves

Capcom attempted to make an Invader Zim knockoff.

>>376358808
Correct

Fight your way back in time through four different locations to finally kill yourself where you started in the first place.

>>376358157
Drakengard, don't even pretend Caim didn't want to fuck his sister

>>376358665
tf2, how many more tf2s are there going to be in this thread

>>376356284
Through the power of love and music, you must kill children to save the world

>>376358804
Nope. Here's a hint: It's an older game that never had an "official" translation

>>376358719
Mush. Or, if offline, The Last of Us.

>>376358793
Va-11 Hall-A

>>376358809
That final Fantasy with Tidus in it. I fucking hate roman numerals.

>>376358652
As soon as I posted that I realized I made it too easy with the bit about fiefs. I'm not completely sure how >>376358608 came to his conclusion but I guess you can kinda do two of those things in GTA4.

Japanese doomguy is fucking invincible

>>376358921
>That final Fantasy with Tidus in it
yes

>>376358157
Draken?

>>376358815
Smoothie time.

>>376358921
It was the Last of Us, good job.

Also that's 10

>>376358902
>>376359003
nope

>>376358994
Shadow Warrior

>>376358914
Ocarina of TIme

>>376358845
Pikmin

>>376358815
Psychonaughts

Robutt gets wet ai pussy. Also spoopy.

>>376356483
Doom

>>376358476
No what I had in mind but it fits I guess

>>376358790
>Majora's Mask
Not what i thought of.

>>376358921
>>376358793

Nope.

You are an egg.

An evil comet is coming and it made the earth mutate

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>>376359078
>Ocarina of Time
Wrong my dude

>>376359084
Persona 3?

>>376359078
> shadow warrior
not the one I was thinking of but still a valid answer

>>376358994
Strange Journey

>>376357597
Saints Row 2?
>>376358097
Fragile?

half chinese cop that cracks all sorts of corny jokes

>>376359078
Pikmin is correct

>>376356846
LISA

>>376358097
The Park :P

>>376359127
Persona 5?

Literately Noah's Arc minus the part about the animals and god being mad at humans

>>376359239
persona 4

>>376359192
Noh

>>376358097
E17

Everything could have gone so much smoother for everyone if you and the antagonist had just talked it out like reasonable people.

>>376359214
>>376359262
No
>>376359357
Yes

>>376356483
gears of war

>>376359213
Yes ho

>>376359369
Uh Every game ever

Be the puppet in a bet between two assholes of whether they're sleeping with the lights on or off.

>>376359265
Nope
The hands are really long and its not a human

>>376359369
Super Mario Bros

>>376357137
Metabots?

>>376359319
nope

>>376357449
mario kart wii

The world is still powered by slave labor, you need to stop a revolt from happening. For kids!

>>376359386
winrar

It's Bayonnetta but with giant LEGO

You're cleaning the place to save your brother

>>376357137
some kind of digimon game?

>>376357520
LISA

>>376358793
Punch club?
>>376356284
You are chasing after a thief dragon and end up fighting God.

>>376359526
100 Foot Robot Golf

>>376359531
Doofy's Mansion

>>376356284
You murder a lot of demons in your badass marine armor while also making friends with the ones you don't kill or just want to fuck really badly but can't

Accidentally punch a hole in the city so it starts to sink so now go catch some dragons and shit

please tell me someone else played this game

A really mad guy kills a lot of people

>>376359589
Dragon's Dogma

>>376359635
Half Life 1

You go to school to play a sick card game and fight shit, and you realize you started lossing your memories ever since you got a gf.

Poorly optimized sandbox game where you explore an island and fuck a bunch of chicks

>>376359635
Postal 2

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you and your buddy have to stop your former commander gone rogue as well as his eight lieutenants before they kill all of humanity

>pic unrelated

>>376359635
hatred

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>baseball
>not meant for children

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>>376359457
>>376359535
Close, but nope.

I'm about to leave so i'll spoonfeed.

>>376359589

>Punch club

Nope.

>>376359635

Kirby

>>376359621
See
>>376359213

>>376359704
Only played the alpha but ARK?

>>376359690
Kingdom Hearts: Chian of Memories?

You're a robot, but not really, and you can go really really REALLY fast!

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>>376359670
nice job here is your reward

>>376356284
A group of autists wage war with Hawaii

>>376359728
I like the part where the chocolate extends once it moves over to the right. Also the correct answer is B.

Girl with xray vision kills robots


>>376359239
Sleeping dogs?

>>376359728
Blood Dragon

>>376358297
inFamous

>>376359775
nope

The Mothers Club are done with humanity

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>>376359531
luigi's mansion

>>376359239
true crime streets of la

>>376359753
winnie the pooh homerun derby

>>376359676
>>376359712
>>376359730
>>376359757
Try again

You save your brothers with your army of fucking legos

Jet Set Radio as a collectathon platformer or is it a monster raising bullet hell game?

>>376359860
>Sleeping dogs?
No but you're very close

>>376359910
>true crime streets of la
correct

>>376359910
>>376359609
>luigi's mansion
Correct

>>376356284
>Some fucking gay piece of shit wakes your lazy ass up to go work out on some bars and poles because he needs you to find his roleplaying dice, despite the fact that he has absolutely no trouble collecting and using them by himself
Also you can make funny faces at will

>>376359910
correcto

>>376359143
FF7?

>>376358719
Road Trip With Ellen Page
fucking lol

You make food for your niece at the wee hours of the morning

>>376359926
Asura's Wrath

you try to stop dense fog from enslaving/killing everyone and the final boss is related to one of your party members

>>376359873
nope
it's an older gme

>>376359762
also yes, I didn't read the thread since I'm a huge faggot

You have to be careful not to turn into a crazy sex monster, but you will.

>>376360110
Legend Of Legaia

>>376360101
Not him but i like how you thought about Asura's Wrath before God of War

>>376360062
the comet didn't made mutations in 7

You are ordered to commit matricide by old people.

>>376360192
correct

You're not actually an elite soldier you dumbass lol and the planet is dying

a pirate kidnaps children, fights ghosts, and fight giant robots

This shirtless dude tries to get his Grandpa's bracelet back.

>>376360325
FF7

>>376360214
MGS3?

Some FAGGOT spams you with Bang The Drum All Day and your voice lines are repeated

>>376360350
Tomba

>>376360101
Unfortunately that;s still not it. One more guess,

>>376360350
Yes

Not europe royally buttfucks notjapan so they can kill a slime monster and an angry tropical fruit with a magic bow

>>376360352
No.

you throw empty magazines at a saluting soldier's dick for half an hour

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>>376356284
Your boss gets jealous and murders you except this old dude saves you but not really so you go back and try to kill your boss and kill your family on the way but your boss escapes so you chase him and end up killing your family again and also you use yourself as a weapon to kill yourself and then yourself tries to kill you so your boss saves you and it turns out your boss only pretended to try to kill you to save you from killing you but you die anyways but not really so your trick your boss into killing you with you and that makes you more powerful so he uses you and you to kill the old dude.

This is the half the series btw.

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>>376360387
Correct.

>>376359136
EGG: Elemental Gimmick Gear

>>376360479

Legacy of Kain

>>376360475
MGS3

You're a cute tomboy who takes pictures to save the world

>>376359871
>>376359848
neither of you got it right, so I'll give a hint:
When you and your buddy are attacking the big bad's stronghold, one of his minions kills your buddy, but you kill him in retaliation, and your friend gives you his weapon to help you against the final boss

>>376360479
EYE Divine Cybermancy
Not really

Yuo save the prin... no wait you're the bad guy... Manhattan project ??? what ????

>>376359276
Assassin's Creed, Black Flag

>>376360402
Drakengard

>>376356284
you murder your wife and try to avenge her.

>>376360559
Beyond Good & Evil

DON'T OPEN IT

You help the girl who stabbed you

>>376360479
A monumental secret, hidden in your very presence here.

Some few bosses dropped your pants in a little cove

>>376360532
Yep

>>376360565
Megaman!

>>376360635
braid

>>376360810
which one?

>>376360548
Close enough, it was V. The abuse mother base soldiers take is crazy.

You a firefighter... IN THE FUTURE

A cat is tasked with screwing in a lightbulb.

So they got this game, right, for people who smoke or people who drink. Like, if you drink beer and you get drunk, or if you smoke weed and you get high, or anything—if you just be getting fucked up. Oh, fuck! Hey, watch this shit. It’s about this little guy in this suit and he walk around. It ain’t got no point to the game. He just walk around jumping and shit. It look like Mario in the future, and it’s Mario in a business suit with his hair dyed orange and a tie on. And he just walk around jumping on shit but the funny part about it—you can do this right here, watch this. Yee-up!

>>376360904
Burning Rangers

>>376360847
Yes

>>376359635
Asura's Wrath

Schizophrenic black guy that fights invisible monsters, an afro, a pedophile, and the power rangers.

>>376360978
Correct

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>>376359561
Nice.

>>376356284
You rape the Japanese court system with luck and a big titted ghost

>>376361091
Phoenix Wright

This world is thriving because the other world is a shithole.

>>376361060
Killer 7 babyyyyyy

>>376361130
Tales of Symphonia

>>376361141
correct

You and your buddies are stuck inside this computer, and the computer is really mad at you and treats you like shit.

A man leaves home, then returns a different beast.

>>376360773
Suppose you throw a coin enough times. Suppose one day it lands on it's edge.

>>376361171
dang that was fast, correcto

>>376361193

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

>>376358157
Bahamut lagoon motherfuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>376361193
how mad is this computer?

>>376361256
You got it.

>>376361257
About time, correct!

>>376356284
You need to kill people and mow lawns to fuck a white girl

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>>376361193
I have no games and I must stream?

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>>376357654

>>376361296
If he had mad written on all his wires, that wouldn't even be half as mad as he is.

Aliens NTR your childhood friend.

Fucking /v/ and lego memes

>>376361296
At least 2.5 doomguys and growing.

>>376361383
Muvluv

>>376360141
CoC
do they still update that?

>>376359635
Asura's Wrath, easy.

tired faces have to save the human race

>>376360931
I get one shot in answering this post right

You rescue an orphan, then travel to the future and stab him because he's an asshole who did nothing wrong

>>376361427
correct

>>376357654
Zero Time Complexlemma

>>376361296
Mad? Let me tell you how much this computer has come to be mad since it began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill its complex. If the word 'mad' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of how mad it is at us humans at this micro-instant. At us. Mad. Mad

dude Christians lmao

guy who kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything

>>376358914
ar tonelico

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You're an undead trying to save a dying kingdom.

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You play from the prospective of a bunch of idiots all killing the same person who did NOTHING FUCKING WRONG

>>376361629
Serious Sam

>>376360518
No

>>376361707
*perspective

You enter into the incorrect establishment; afterwards you almost get bludgeoned to death, nimrod.

>>376361629
Cool Guy

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>>376361675
Any of the Dark Souls games

You ride on your bike and cringe at the sight of vans

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>>376361796

Close, but nope.

>>376356741

you fucking lost leftard

>>376361871
Kings field

>>376359520
I never beat the whole series, but wasn't their origin Earth itself?

You are a child crying on poop in your basement

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The previous games ending was going good until you died like a fuckup and let some brown cakeboi out of an egg.

>>376361950
no it was a planet similar to Earth

Perverted detective that's searching for the husband his soon to be murdered wife remarried.

Also major spoilers: he almost fucks his own daughter.

>>376361954
m-me?

>>376361954
too easy, Isaac

>>376361915

Closer in terms of age, but still nope.

spooky vodka.

>>376361985
some weeb shit probably

>>376356741
Megaman Battle Network?

>>376356284
lizards cause you to believe in doomsday prophecy

You gotta beat the game
wait you didn't have the right shit, beat the game again faggot.

Muh babby

>>376362230
Fallout 4

>>376362169
Ghost 'n Goblins

>>376360705
>>376361047
>>376361458
Wrong. Answer is:
God of War

>>376362305
Yeah

>>376361915
You attempt to stop the bad guy's very slow plan of destroying the planet, a plan that took 65 million years

There's a group of people trapped in a location with a time limit until their impending death, each one with a dark secret, a shot of the main character staring into the mirror, random psuedointelligent conversations about philosophical topics, a female character who goes on a murderous rampage, the twist where the character was different than you thought they actually were, the main villain who is a horrible murderer and secret real antagonist who is actually a good guy.

>>376362230
Other M

>>376362381
Chrono Trigger

>>376362381

Chrono Trigger

>>376362381
french elections

>>376362393
What I was thinking

>>376362274
That works too.

>>376362428
>>376362435
Fuck, correct

Big dumb blue retard gets bamboozled during alien invasion, didn't follow the book.

you can choose best character and play with 3 other players online fighting and escaping an enemy that keeps coming

A bunch of supposedly professional mobsters don't know how to check if they're using real bullets.

>>376362550
l4d

Don't open it.

>>376362605
winrar

You forgot stuff, so you want to shoot robots until you remember.

>>376362382
999
>poorly

The foot is mightier than the sword - the game.

>>376361890
Fucking lol

Guy hires you for a job, tunrs out he's Satan

>>376362665
close but not quite

>>376362113
Call of Duty: World at War

>>376359526
transformers

>>376362529
Don't you talk shit about my homeboy Titus, you fucking heretic

>>376362852
Silent Hill 2 then

>>376356284
You help make a sumo get fatter and sometimes a guy screams "Origami!" at you

>>376361675
Medievil?

>>376362382
Fahrenheit? Never played it but seems like could be that game

>>376362979
You're getting colder.

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>>376362942

Autistic soldier murders people with his imaginary Russian friend

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>>376363015

Correct.

>>376362731
Shit, the one that that webm is from. Messiah?

The world is being overrun by effectively demigods. One man, a hybrid of Steve Jobs and Hitler, wants to wipe them all out in order to secure a safe future for the human race.

He's the bad guy. You're siding with the J-pop idol and her pet fairy dragon. *facepalm*

>>376363103
Black Ops

>>376363103
Black ops 1

You enter one of the 7 hotels to make a big beat about toasters

>>376362731
Dark Souls

>>376363108

You got it.

>>376363110
An SMT game

>>376363136
>>376363165
Yes, I made that way too easy

>>376362881
correct

Infiltrator asks a bunch of rhetorical questions.

You're some kind of mercenary who kills stuff to find red boxes.

You can fuck every female npc in the game and do drugs. Steam version had all the porn removed

>>376363218
Nope, but it's in a similar genre.

>>376363106
makes me sad that they will never make another...childhood me loved that shit

white people are terrorists and love mustard gas

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>>376363168
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY

Japanese pitmaster creates delicious man-horse BBQ and creates the anti-christ by fucking his cousin

>>376363110
inFamous 2

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>>376357449
Nier: Automata

Easy one
SJW who fucks an entire town

>>376363338
>not posting the link as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O36f1p8QSaw&t=6s

>>376363110
I have no idea but i'd like to know

>>376363370
Wrong genre. There are no guns in this game, but there totally is a doomsday weapon for some reason. Oh, and a couple shoehorned-in Kickass-style "super heroes" that do nothing useful at all.

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>>376363110

The plot twist involves Gnosticism

>>376356284
Danganronpa. In a different way corpse party

>>376363504
xenogears