Greatest stand up comic ever? Definitely the most quotable.

George Carlin and Richard Pryor shit on him from a country mile.

>>79014069
George Carlin was a great comic but an edgy and shitty person IRL

desu as I'm getting older I doubt I could have a beer with him

>>79014031
Used to think Dave was the best comedian ever when I was a kid. Go back and watch his specials now and realize 99% of his material was "white dude is like this, black dude is like that"

>>79014197
woah dude you're the first person ever to express that sentiment

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>>79014197
Hi Bird. I NEED SOME SMACK BIRRRD.

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Not so fast

Bill Hicks is still my all time favorite. Maybe that's just because he has such little material that it's all fresh.

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>>79014031
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD

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>>79014031
BRAIN DAMAGE

that's not norm macdonald

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>>79014288
BITCH I live in a fucking trash can.

>>79014699
HE NADE FUN OF FAGS NYEAH

>>79014699
>Shit on fags
>Shit on Bill Cosby 30 years before it was cool
>Shit on women