AYY

smacks hands

So this...is the power...of American clapping...whoa

It's pretty amazing that even one's style of clapping can betray their level of arrogance and out-of-touch-ed-ness

>>79937068
>American

>>79937007
>length of hands
>shapeshifting?
wtf?

>>79937075
wasn't she the one that said people should support Trump etc?

>>79937082
She was born in Hawaii

>>79937082
yeah nah she's occa, we'll claim her.

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>>79937007
>All those rumors about Nicole Kidman being a reptilian end up being true.
>Alex Jones ends up being right about everything
I want off this wild ride.

>>79937075
I clap like that ironically because I hate clapping and I need to entertain myself somehow.
Nicole and I are both Australian, we don't clap as much as Americans, we don't like it that much, it's not a national pastime in Australia like it is in America.
When you're at some boring ass event and you have to clap like a retard at everything every dumbass says or does every 5 seconds, might as well go full retard.

>>79937007
>AYY
kill yourself faggot

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>>79937140
shoudla taken your super male vitality, faggot

>>79937007
I can bend my fingers like that too, you guys are fucking retards.

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>>79937007
alright nicole
just like we practiced

wow she has really long fake nails, amazing

hork hork hork

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>>79937140
>>79937205

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>>79937176

>>79937207
>>79937226
It's a wide-angle lens and her hands are very close to the camera. plebs

>>79937007
>>79937207
well also look at how oddly long they are

it takes a clap to make fun of her in america and a lifetime for being married to a guy who flat irons his hair :/

>YFW NO FREAKISHLY LONG NICOLE KIDMAN HANDS WRAPPED AROUND UR COCK

She's spreading her fingers out whilst clapping to prevent damaging her 200 dollar manicure. Haven't any of you faggots ever been with a rich cougar with fancy nails to wrap around your fat cock?


Oh wait

>>79937169
She was born in Hawaii you tard.

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>>79937140
Just get the filter already

>>79937264
You're acting like this is some sort of revelation, you're the fucking pleb.

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>>79937625
>NICOLE BORN IN HAWAII
>MEL BORN IN NEW YORK

YFW DAY OF THE EMU