/Cuck/ Chris stuckmann general

c'on guys in a comfy thread all opinions welcome

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>>80144452
indeed
his autism makes me autistic

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>>80144249
Wish I had a personal army.

>>80144249
>pls, no delet

Tell that to Jannies snapped temper

>>80144249
>Tell that to my wife's black son!

What did Chris mean by this?

>>80144249
>this thread has been pruned or deleted
based mods, kys faggots

>>80144249
Do you think he misses cleaning up the bull?

I mean I know his wife makes him sit in the corner now and they have a towel, but You'd think they'd at least let him clean up.

Chris Sucks-men

>>80145103
You wish fagtron

>>80145032
what is this extremely large .png referencing

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>>80145103
nice try Chris

>>80145297
>implying these aren't sneak chrisshill threads
you all need to die now

>>80145201
>fagtron
faggatron* you fucking faggatron10,000

>>80144981
same

>>80145087
kek

>>80145124
definately

>>80145622
i dont have strong opinions on him, some like him some dont. all are welcome here.

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>You're a young girl, good looking, plucky.
>The sort of girl who leaves high school with her whole life ahead of her.
>You meet this guy.
>He's kinda funny, a little bit socially autistic but he's cute.
>He does film videos for YouTube and has a following so that's a bit of a turn on.
>You start dating and slowly the cracks begin to show. His social skills actually leave a lot to be desired, he can only ever talk about movies and true cinema and anime.
>It's fun sometimes but just once you'd like him to ask you about your day.
>You start to think about breaking up with him. But you worry that because he works from home he'll have no one else left.
>Not only that he seems very petty and that he wouldn't hesitate in publicly shaming you on his channel.
>You're at dinner one night, you're busy fantasising about the cute waiter that keeps smiling at you.
>You see your boyfriend get down off the chair to tie his shoe or something.
>You nod and agree to whatever he's saying while making eyes at the waiter.
>Suddenly the whole restaurant starts clapping.
>What's going on?
>You look down and realise he just proposed to you.
>Oh no.
>He starts crying and blubbering about how he's so happy and he can't wait to spend the rest of his life with you.
>On the way back to the car the realisation sinks in.
>You're trapped with this sperg.
>Your hopes of becoming a photographer, traveling to India, and exploring the world disappear.
>He just grins as he sits in the passenger seat next to you (he can't drive of course).
>You look down and see that he's unzipped his pants.
>His 4.5 inch penis is at full mast.
>This is your life now.
>You go down and begin to blow him.
>You start to cry as you realise your hopes and dreams die in this moment.
>You look up at the man who ruined your life and see pic related

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whoops wrong chris, meant to post this

>>80145819
kek

>>80145926
that's one of his Black friend's he's roleplaying dragon ball with.

>>80144249
Why are his teeth so fucked up? Did he literally eat dog shit for years or something?

I can only imagine how horrible his breath must be. Like shit and cum

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>>80145784

>>80146076
>that's one of his Black friend's he's roleplaying dragon ball with.
my goodness this description alone is filled with autism kek

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>>80146076
>that's one of his Black friend's

does it need to be stated now whenever chris is in a shot with a black person that hes friends with them?

>>80145238
(If I remember right) Stuckmann made a video on facebook saying he heard RLM called him a prick and began to get teary eyed and maybe even full blown cry over it. Guy got way too invested in a quick passing joke where they insulted like 3 different people, but only Stuck reacted like a gigantic manchild.

Get Cuckmannized

>>80146337
here is the full video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qpT7bWSgwg

>>80146430
Oh boy...

>>80146430
What a bitch...embarrassing

>>80146430
imagine if they made another joke about him, he'd implode

In which video did RLM call him a prick?

>>80148445
new ghosbusters

>>80148445
the ghostbusters one, but they didnt directly, they flashed up a pic of him and two other people

>>80146430
what the fuck is wrong with this dude

>>80148927
product of social media when there is no "dislike" button, that's all

>>80148939
Do you think the abuse he suffered at the hands of his wife had anything to do with it?

I'm pretty sure I heard that he stood up for himself once to his wife and she had the Bulls fuck him up.

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>>80149041
>Bulls
I see what you did there

>>80144249
Does he know of this site? Specifically /tv/?

>>80149131
let's tell him
our goal is at least 26-minutes film on youtube about us and our thread

>>80148927
fanboys. all his fans identify with his medicore self and autism and think they can be as sucessful as him.

>>80149187
that wont work

the only way to get him to do that is flood his youtube comments and twitter

bamping for cucked stuckmann

http://www.listchallenges.com/chris-stuckmanns-film-buffs-bucket-list-50

P L E B
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>>80151619
pretty good list, all memes aside.

>>80151821
I agree
Cache... he has probably read some Ebert's reviews.

>>80151619
are these in order? like is american psycho his favourite movie?

>>80151619
i don't get it

it's a pretty inoffensive "not blockbusters but still sorta well known movies" list aside from a few superhero flicks

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>>80151899
They're from a book called "The Film Buff's Bucket List"

>>80151899
it's mainly Hollywood and that's the problem.
I wonder if he has heard about Audiard, Weerasethakul or Svankmajer.

Also someone please scan or copypaste what he wrote about "Cache"? please, I pay in tits

>>80151821
Generic list. What you expect to be on it, is there. There's one anime fipm I wasn't expecting and then put Cache to seem artsy.

Garbage list.

>>80152067
nah, it's fine

>>80152067
please I want to read this Cache stuff and how much he has copied from rogerebert.com

also fucking idiot: Cache - yes. White Ribbon, Amour - no. Noice choix, monsieur stuckerman

is this the circlejerk hate thread?

>>80152121
please take a seat and just enjoy the show

TELL

>>80152121
why do you want to join in?

>>80151619
>half of it is capeshit
>recommends you jump right into Return of the King without watching FSOTR or TT.

He's such a fucking faggot.

>>80152392
Bbb...bbut 90 oscars!

>>80145095
Kek

>>80151619
this is the kind of list a 14 year old boy who just discovered he loves movies would make.

>>80152528
>boy

>>80152582
Guess that should be manchild.

>>80152528
14 is a boy.

>>80151619
>cache out of nowhere

>>80152664
Out of www roger ebert dot com slash great moviez

Also this list is as if 14 y o girl wanted to be original and made a list to show her mom shes better than her

>>80152731
and you would know about 14yr old girls?

>>80152776
Have sister so i know
Also tell whatecer you like about genderism but i know that stuckmann will one day become a woman.

>>80152815
kek really? damn-explain.

>>80152877
Someone questionned his manhood.
He cries. He's overemotional. He's delicate. He probably likes to wear his wife's clothes when she is not looking. Hes one of those guys who get out of their closets after 20 years of marriage. Above all he is a pussy

>>80153017
so because he cries and is emotional and is a pussy that means hes a woman? kek you really dont leave the basement do you? i would say hes more likely to be gay.

>>80145784
that's stupid af

any girl would just say no afterwards if they didn't want to get married.

>>80153076
He is not... Not yet at least. But he thinks about being trans.

>>80153384
source?

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To whoever keeps starting these threads : I love you

>>80153412
Thanks, you london?

>>80153412
I started the other one

>>80153411
Metaphysical. Wouldnt call it a source.

>>80153698
we call that bullshit anon.

>>80153679
no one cares about the other one.

>>80153766
The one who had bump limit asshoal

>>80153801
thats yesterdays news. stop living in the past old man.

>>80153837
But that was a part of my childhood

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>>80153905
top kek. here, have a (not autistic) chris

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>>80146430
>I watched space cop and enjoyed it
There is something wrong with him

>>80154061
Yeah, he is a faggot cuck.

>>80144249
This is why I prefer YMS and RedLettterMedia

>>80154347
Stuckmann
>beautiful wife
>great shape
>passion
>good taste

Rlm and yms
>depressed alcoholics
>fucking furries
>degenerates
>fat pigs

>>80154467
His wife looks like him which is creepy

>man I HATE this guy
>better watch every single video he makes, follow him on twitter, tumblr, fb
>and most importantly post over and over again about how much I hate him in every /tv/ thread
>basically make sure he's on my mind at all times

what's wrong with you people

What's this autismo done now?

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>>80145784
yes perfect

Are there any good movie youtubers or is it just impossible to do.

>>80151619
>http://www.listchallenges.com/chris-stuckmanns-film-buffs-bucket-list-50
It's all stuff from 2000 onwards. Did this guy think movies were invented at the turn of the century?

>>80151619

>rotk
>not fellowship

true pleb