What went wrong?

>>80683543
He wasn't funny or entertaining in any way

>>80683543
Carbohydrates

He looks like weev now.

>>80683569
You have to admit it's fucking hilarious watching him crash and burn though

>>80683645
He looks like a hasidic jew

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>>80683543
He Poe's Law'd himself. Started out being an ironic Nazi and then ended up becoming a real Nazi. Much like most of 4chan.

>>80683569
Now he's irrelevant as fuck. feels good

>base your career on being deliberately offensive
>people find you offensive and stop giving you attention and money

I BET THE JEWS ARE BEHIND THIS

he browsed /pol/ too much and overdosed on memes

>>80683543

Tim "the cuck" Heidecker took out his rage on him because he blamed sam for him getting cyber bullied

>>80683543
Instead of paying his dues in an industry built on connections and leverage he acted like a shithead and cultivated one of the most cancerous fan-bases ever.

Tried to be the sexy one but he's the least good looking out of the whole crew. Rookie mistake Sam.

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>>80683543
>art degree, 250k in debt
>spent a decade on pol, drank the koolaid
>revealed power level the minute he got his break
>didn't kiss jew ass (redpill) and got railroaded by a single journo into being BLACKLISTED

>>80683770
it's comedy

he said many times in his videos that he doesn't want to offense people per se, that is for comedy purposes.

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Busy making a computer game, another book and saving cash for an independent online sketch show

>>80683883
only pretending xdd

>>80683706
but seriously, we can't let this guy get a TV deal

>>80683847
>paying his dues
To who? He's literally a semi-successful Youtuber that got a TV show because of his channel. Who, besides Adultswim, does he need to pay his dues to? Is it because he's not a traditional comic and not on the road?

>>80683761
>Now he's irrelevant as fuck.

>continues to make threads and get angry about him every single day, going into a spastic fit if he is so much as mentioned

really made me think

>>80683761
What do you mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIELhorSgNA

I've never really cared for any of his stuff, but it's still a bummer that he got axed for political reasons.

>>80683970
What would be the point in explaining it to you now Sam? You had your shot and blew it.

>>80683870
Fpbp

>>80683992
Sammy plz stay then go

>>80683996
>he got axed for political reasons.
He got axed because his show had dogshit ratings.
>B-but muh highest rated premiers
There were no other shows premiering at the time on the network. But hey, its only spin when da joos are doing it, right?

>>80684037

>pretending you are talking to sam

I will never understand people that hate this show to that degree

>>80684037
Sam, I know you're masochist that likes to samefag and bring attention to your own posts, but this needs to stop. You need help, and constantly replying to yourself isn't the answer.

>>80683870
Can I get a quick rundown on this?
Was it the illuminati?

>>80684096
>baiting this hard

wow you must have gotten triggered hard by something on the show

is anyone in your family handicapped?
do you actually like Jewish people?

>>80684096
>He got axed because his show had dogshit ratings.

no, he got axed because of political reasons. He had around a million views an episode and was already lined up for a season 2.

>>80683543
Those jew genes seem to kick in with age

>>80683979
>relevant = a few people get triggered on the film board of a vietnamese knitting forum

Didn't really make me think

>>80684126
he humiliated some buzzfeed reporter and then the guy went on a rampage just smearing him until he got dropped by execs despite them initially green lighting his show for a fuckton of episodes

>>80683870
>didn't kiss jew ass (redpill) and got railroaded by a single journo into being BLACKLISTED
So who's at fault here?

Lmao look at that disgusting faggot. "Master race" indeed

>>80683569
Performance artists don't care about being funny or entertaining.

>>80684179
So he was an asshole to people in the media industry and it bit him back. Sounds like he brought it on himself.

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GET MY SHOW BACK TIM YOU FUCKING OWE ME

>>80684262
#victimshaming
Is it 2014 again?

>>80684243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW80oUKIxt4

>>80684243
He's a comedian dude. His fatness and facial hair are part of his character, he even said this himself. If he wasn't a comedian he would be zizz tier by now.

>>80684262
(((People in the media)))

To learn who rules you examine who you cannot criticize

>>80684280
The weak should fear the strong

>>80684324
He obviously already knew this. He should have played by the rules if he wanted to be part of the system. Now he has to settle with uploading videos on youtube once a month. Lol!

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>>80684280

NOT UNLESS YOU FUCK MY WIFE WHILE I WATCH!

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>>80683543
hahahahahah...dat hairline, glorious master race indeed...

>>80684243
>>80684404
Sam is jewish

>complains to Tim heidecker about losing his health insurance
>votes a full Republican ticket
What did Sam mean by this? What did he think was going to happen?

2017

I AM FORGOTTEN

>>80684429
Because currently he has to pay a fine if he doesn't have health care? And the deductibles are doubling every year under obamacare? If you paid attention you would know obamacare is trash and was made to fail.

>>80684262
>So he was an asshole to people in the media industry and it bit him back
I'd hardly call a journalist at Buzzfeed somebody in show business.

>>80684426
AND YOU SUPPORT HIM? WTF /pol/?

>>80683543
I don't disagree with him on some things but falling for a con man like Donald Trump just flushes any credibility he might have had down the toilet

>>80684312
>he would be zizz tier by now.
He is Zizz-tier, think about it.

>>80684499
t. Insurance Companies

>>80684429

Obamacare just made you pay a penalty fee if you dont have health insurance. It was the dumbest fucking thing ever.

>>80684426
Stop lying

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>>80684312
Is this a joke?

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>>80684522

I BELIEVE THAT SHE CAN WIN

I BELIEVE THAT SHE CAN WIN

>>80684581
LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF HIS LEG

>>80684551
You are literally forced to pay a PERCENTAGE of your income for not having health insurance. It started as 1% but now it's like 2-3% and it will keep going up. It makes perfect sense for someone with no healthcare to not want to pay this fine.

>>80683543
last 3-4 episodes of hydewars have been fucking drivel, he's ran out of ideas

like every other hack over the past 5 years who jumped on the anti-sjw bandwagon instead of properly cultivating their brand they're left without a cause to rebel against

>>80684324

and yet here you are, criticizing them.

Christ, he looks like one of my old high school mates that is a convicted sex offender now

>>80684595
>tfw too liberal for republicants
>tfw too conservative for liberals
being ahead of the curve is suffering

>>80684662
Saved for future hydecuck defense force threads

All things considered, he has done well for himself and could potentially grow a youtube channel if he really went for it. The MDE channel (in all of its shitty, disjointed glory) is about to break 100k subs. Whitest Kids U Know, for reference, has 200k subs. Those guys browse 4chan btw

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489542082317.webm

>>80684566
With a name like Sam he better be a jew or a hobbit. Doesn't look like a hobbit to me

>>80684861
wew

>>80683883
His Twitter isn't ironic, I get how you'd believe that considering everything about him is a character, and it seems like your grandma's facebook page, but those are his real opinions and that's what ruined him

>>80684861
What the fuck is this and in what circle of people is Sam Hyde even popular enough to make fun of?

>>80683543
ugly
untalented
no jokes

how did he ever get a show

>>80684950
it's some canadian public funded television thing

>>80684950
He's basically the leader or SJWism for right wingers. After Glenn Beck turned on them and needed a new leader

>>80685005
>A FUCKING LEAF
Ah, that explains everything.

>>80684861
>4 months into 2017
>he literally is forgotten

What's the best MDE vid on youtube?

childhood is idolizing sam hyde
adulthood is realizing charls bombstrap carroll makes a lot more sense

>>80684861
>haha, this person may or may not be racist! fuck that racist! we are so not racist!

liberal comedy, ladies and gentlemen

>>80685128
Everybody has their favorite, you just gotta rummage through the trash.

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>>80683917
Hell yeah

>>80685156
haha fucking nailed it bro

>>80684836
>actually believing this

They've had their channel for years and still haven't hit 100k subs, they aren't going to get big on the youtube front.

Adult Swim audience is stoner students.
His audience is 4chan.
There's only a slight overlap.

Because he is/was in a bubble he vastly overestimates his potential audience. There's a market for edgy hard right comedy/performance. But it's not that large, you can't get wealthy off it unless you go mainstream conservative/evangelical.

TURD IN HER ASS

COMPLETELY RUINED IT FOREVER

This Hyde never turned back into Jekyll.

>>80685352
world peace averaged ~1 million viewers per episode, the problem was never viewership or finding an audience

>>80685352
Point to an edgy hard right performance of MDE

>>80685352
There was nothing hard right about World Peace

>>80685128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsIz-aG076g

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He stopped making content but continued to scam his loser fans out of 2k every month
lmao

>>80685331
They abso-fucking-lutely could get a million subs if they were to put their heads together, create an organized channel with regular content, and perhaps crowd-fund season 2 of WP to be released on youtube.

As it stands, the MDE channel is what you described.

if you weren't already convinced that this guy was a retard all you'd need to do is watch hydewarz

t. the guy who has spent hours and hours almost daily for over a year whining about him on 4chan

>>80684861
pathetic

>>80683569
>He wasn't funny or entertaining in any way

Whenever asked, the MDE guys say they have tons of unreleased content. Why the fuck won't they show it? What do they have to lose?

>>80685748
I would imagine there's some stuff they don't have rights to if it was under AdultSwim. There's also the task of editing a bunch of mismatched clips together in a way that it's actually funny and cohesive in a longer format.

>>80685619
I love Sam Hyde as a personality/comedian, but yes, his political and philosophical musings leave a lot to be desired...

>>80685748
tissue box sequel has been on the way for like a year and a half now, I don't get how these take so long to drop

>>80685780
he's legit unhinged

>>80684262

Just a pussy reporter who couldn't handle banter and offensiveness. He works for buzzfeed, so obviously he felt the need for lukewarm, millenial age justice.

>>80685780
classic
mirth is king

>>80686005
Not really, he could probably give you a coherent lecture on literature or history or something, he just does a character who is a paranoid hyper-libertarian accelerationist with sensitive knowledge

>>80686142
Are you sure it's a character?
From the videos where they share script ideas, he seemed so hyper, almost certainly on drugs and this is just the extension of that

>>80683543
Even the stormblr-beasts got over his whining and lack of talent.

>>80686192
He's living the gimmick. Can't the let the Marks and little Jimmies know the truth, it would break their hearts.

>>80686251
Stop posting Charls

>>80683835
>he's a cuck 'cause he made fun of our orange clown
LOL what r u lyk

Nick is the true GOAT of MDE, so underrated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0bYDDqCYJU

>>80684595
>trump mongrel still stuck back at the election
Come join us in 2017

>>80686192
In my opinion, yes, he was probably on adderall in the writer's room videos. Is he "unhinged"? He's definitely not a normal person but he's not legitimately fucking insane. He's the type of guy who could have a perfectly normal conversation in public, even a charming one, but who could also pitch an alarmingly creative plot to a sci-fi movie or puzzle you with some strange theories he has or stuff like that. He's eccentric

>>80683569
>>80683706
He's funny and entertaining in a lot of ways. Seriously who pays you guys? I'm not even kidding. When the show was airing on AS there wasn't any kind of this shit happening at all.

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>>80683543
KSTV made me laugh pretty hard desu

>>80686324
Nick is probably the funniest out of all of them in terms of natural ability.

>>80686357
lol its only been 2 months you're in for a long 8 years kid

change your pisspants too im sure its been a while

>>80685554
go back to /mlp/.

>>80685618
>They abso-fucking-lutely could get a million subs
pffft, they couldn't even get that many views in AS. This horseshit appeals to nobody, deal with it.

>>80685461
Except for, you know, all that Red Pill bullshit, and the blackface, and the violence against women, and the attempts at racial humor...

>>80686451
>>80686470

we did it reddit

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>>80684629
why not...ya know....get healthcare?

Is this kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ

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>>80686470
you are aware that in comedy everything should be considered a target?

should have quit after the TED talk.

>>80686576
he's a libtard and he thinks he can bring his PC bullshit to 4chan of all places

>>80683870
>didn't kiss jew ass (redpill

kek. so this is a bad thing fpr you?
good goy

>>80686488
This desu

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>>80686526
>why not...ya know....get healthcare?

>>80686427
>b-but we won
You'll never win at anything in your life, taking on a presidential candidate as a father figure is some severely pathetic shit, even for you.

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>>80684506
/pol/ is now pro-Israel where have you been?

>>80684096
>He got axed because his show had dogshit ratings.
You're a fucking liar. You don't know anything.

>>80686526
why, it's a scam if you're healthy. btw mandatory government health insurance further disincentivizes providers from providing affordable care.

>>80683569
He hasn't said or done anything funny since World Peace got canned. Now it's all about the "message", making libtards uncomfortable and annoyed and circlejerking over /pol/ talking points.
The thin veneer of irony is being pulled back and now he's just ranting his actual opinions like some sort of hipster alex jones.

>>80686744
but Sam wanted Health Insurance, he screamed it at Tim for a reason he wanted his job back

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>>80686744
>it's a scam if you're healthy
>mandatory government health insurance further disincentivizes providers from providing affordable care

>>80686744
>it's a scam if you're healthy
Are beds scams during the morning?

>>80686844
That was so fucking sad.
He can't play it off as a bit either, Sam was fuming that his show got axed and he used his /pol/ peanut brain to find the wrong person to point to as the conspirer. Sad.

>>80686857
The second part is true

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Does this guy really fuck trannies? what a disgusting deviant. Why are so many alt right people huge sodomites?

>>80686857
nice brain, you're fucked kid
>>80686898
only if you're paying more into the bed than the value that you recieve

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>>80686488

>>80686984
because the alt-right is a product of internet overdosing and nothing else

>>80686630
do you have autism?

>green texts something
>he interprets it as a negative

you need a break from this site man, no offense

read the post again and see where you jumped the shark

>>80687037

How are you gonna save the white race by sodomize men up the ass? Alt rightist are a weird bunch

>>80685618
>and perhaps crowd-fund season 2 of WP to be released on youtube.

health insurance could be a stretch goal

>>80687087
because it's a fucking meme. most of these fucks don't practice what they preach they just do it to piss off libs.

>>80687037
Why are so many republicans closet faggots?
They have something to hide so they overcompensate. Chances are those ranting about purity are the biggest sickos.

He is an right wing idealist that was crushed by the reality of hollywood.

You dont get to have alternate viewpoints in hollywood unless you're literally an A list cashcow who makes hundreds of millions of dollars. You're disposable to the jews that run the place because theres thousands of other potential candidates ready to take your spot if you annoy them. Thats why you get quiet conservatives in hollywood that dont touch politics in any form.

Sam learned his lesson the hard way. He tried to stand his ground but quickly found out that trying to stand up for what you believe in will only lead to a witch hunt unless you're a diehard liberal.

Sam shouldnt of lied about the shows political undertones and simply pointed out that the show wasnt in any way racist, just conservative in nature and that he can enjoy comedians and shows with differing political agendas than him so why cant they? He would have still lost his show doing this but would have at least retained a certain amount of respect between producers and himself to be able to be picked up again.

Instead sam treated everyone opposing him as the enemy and got quietly blacklisted and shunned by hollywood. In the interview with hiedecker you can tell that hiedecker knows this and most probably did have a hand in doing it. Sam let the emotions get the best of him here and looked like an idiot but he had a whole system fighting him so it was a losing batte.

>>80687180
>Chances are those ranting about purity are the biggest sickos.

Probably people that can't get laid desu

>>80687097
>le health insurance meme

Sam was just using that as an example of how he is not doing well financially right now. Because Tim fucking Heidecker had the gall to say "muh back, muh own struggles"

>>80687180
>Chances are those ranting about purity are the biggest sickos.
Welp, you don't see as much whining about degeneracy as you do here on 4chan, of all places.

>>80687276
Your post is true but it was only a matter of time before the show got cancelled, each time a new episode was released I was reminded of that fact. It was only a matter of time before some """journalist""" caught wind of it and made the shows cancellation their pet project, which is exactly what happened.

>>80683543

well genetics I think

>need glasses
>poor beard
>balding
>gets fat easy
>lack of charisma

>>80687276
nah, first of all Sam is too autistic or stupid to think way beyond that. He got excited that he got his big break and wanting to show off to his "people" proceeded to irl air his /pol/tard views out to the public. he was bound to fail sooner or later.

I sitll think he's pretty good. he might not get a show this year, but maybe next year when it cools down. His book sold out and on its second printing and his name is out there. it might not be good publicity but he's still out there. I'll continue to support him since he does make me laugh

>>80687337
It's like going to the beach and complaining that it's wet and sandy.

>>80684861
w2c that shirt Tbh

>>80687337
These people clearly enjoy the filth or they'd be sharing recipes on the stormfront forums.

>>80686984
Yep he fucked a dude

He's proof that you gotta hide your powerlevel and drip-feed it to the public. As soon as his show was a moderate success, he went full 14/88 and got blacklisted.

>>80686984
there's nothing wrong fucking trannies so long they pass and you don't get fucked in the ass. that's kinda gay if you do. also the last tranny that i fucked is way hotter than my current gf

>>80687784
>he went full 14/88
not even remotely

>>80687784
>he went full 14/88

what? He had the "jews rock" segment but that was nothing

>>80687794

You fucked a dude with clown makeup and wig. at least let your gf know about you sodomizing random men. She deserves to know how huge of a AIDS carrying disease vector you are.

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He was never that funny, his comedy always relied too heavily on political shit. I knew his show wasn't gonna last because neo nazi humor doesn't sell. Plus he's a self destructive dick. I'm glad he's relegated himself to rotting away on his shitty podcast, his fans are the worst so I hope he fades even deeper into obscurity now.

>>80686388
Sam, I know this is you posting about yourself.

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>>80683543
>slowly morphing into a Jew

What did he mean by this?

>>80685128
Like >>80685188 said, everyone has their favorite, but Ideᴀs Man is widely considered one of their best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1yrH4qS2RA

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>>80685554
This is so easily staged. There's legitimately zero proof that the guy is Sam, and everything mentioned is general information that legitimately any fan or follower could know about him. The fact that trannies are all attention starved malicious people doesnt help the fact that there's no compelling evidence that its actually Hyde

>>80688225
Explains a lot

>>80685977
YA MIGHT BE MIKE BROWN

Hey Sam, this is Chaz. Well... I've got a toy car stuck up my ass again, and as you know I don't have any health insurance because taxation is theft and I'm not paying for someone else's fucking problems. So if you read this call me. Please hurry.

>>80683569
>He wasn't funny or entertaining in any way to me

ftfy

This is coming from someone who thought only a couple of his skits were worth a squirt of piss.

There's critique, then there's hivemind.

Don't rely on others to provide your perspective like a sheepish faggot.

>>80684861
Where was the jokes?

>>80686392
Yes there fucking was you stupid cunt.

>>80688040
except for the part where I was talking about Charls and I am definitely not Charls.

>>80688448
Haha. If MDE did skits like this they might still have a show. Too bad they weren't talented or funny in any way

>>80685128
Tie between these two. On one hand it's fucking to funny to see Sam's huge's ass hobble around on his knees pretending to be an amputee for 10 minutes while drifting further and further into insanity while on the other we have possibly the pinnacle of Sam annoying the shit out of his mom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcoBDVXpdr8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuMoy8rECKY&t=148s

>>80688448
>>80688448
Ashley?

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World Peace wasnt nearly as funny as his 1 off youtube videos or stand up

>>80683706
>He looks like a hasidic jew
so he looks like weev then

>>80683569
liberal nigger

>>80683543
look at that face.

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>>80685128
BRING ME THE BAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIaj2jHra7g

>>80684861
>>80685104
>lol he's forgotten xD
still popular enough to get parodied on Canadian TV

>tfw watched the entirety of Jaihoo's Trip to the future for the 2nd time yesterday while smoking the last bit of weed i had

It's just kino. And the music vaguely reminds me of Fantastic Planet (when the music works and isn't shit

>>80689313
>Canadian TV

wow Canadian TV huh?

>>80688448
Good one. I called Charls and there is no toy car stuck in his ass again at the moment of me writing this.

>>80685998

as a media professional who knows Sam and has provided him with some content in the past, him and his crew have absolutely no idea what they're fucking doing

that's why it takes so long

their work ethic sucks

>>80689737
Cool post let me take it at face value and just believe whatever I see written without any evidence

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>>80688714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIaj2jHra7g

>>80683543
He has perfect teeth

>>80684836
>about to break 100k subs
Lmao are you serious? They've been doing this for what, like ten years, and they haven't even broken 100k? Doesn't h3h3 have like 2 mil+?

>>80683543
rabbi af

>>80687829
>>80687894

Have you seen the shit he posted on twitter?

>>80691367
The hard truth is their fanbase wont grow unless they leave their niche humor behind, or at the very least tone it down. The average guy would see a sam hyde video and think its a psychotic guy with a following of cult weirdos

Nick seems like he could do real sketch comedy somewhere else

>>80691916

First time I saw "lena dunham dead in one hit" I thought I had watched some inasne guy having a breakdown, what with he "New World Order" music and the terrible audio quality. Now I know it's true kino

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>>80684581
>>80684605

whos the worst MDE member and why is it chuck?

>>80684950

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INPKS87YscM

>>80683543
He survived the abortion attempt

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>>80683543
Its crazy because 10 years ago he looks to be an ectomorph. Im having trouble understanding the transition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiCU3C4ACwc

>>80693565
>Im having trouble understanding the transition
>transition
>He was in transition
Everything is so clear now. It all makes sense. Sam Hyde is a tranny

>>80693565
>before /pol/
>>80683543
>after /pol/

Yikes, what happened?

>>80693806
Started eating more and lifting weights so he got Bug.

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>>80689737
I recognize this too. I think sams too much of a sugar/caffeine/carb masochist to form coherent thoughts. He would rather long bulk/GOMAD for the racewars then have clear thinking and work ethic.

Can we just let him fade into obscurity in peace?

>>80693806
From twink to man

Not everyone takes pride in being a fuccboi

>>80694063
As the son becomes the father so too does the twink become the bear

he is depressed and out of ideas
i hope he finds peace, some of his stuff was good

>>80692504
This is more pathetic than I thought. This video has the most views on the channel and it's only because they made fun of another comic with a bigger following. How embarrassing of a comic do you have to be when Sam Hyde does better than you?

>>80686777
checked

>>80694181

does this mean h3h3 is the ultimate comedy?

Why can't Sam just do stuff like Officer Maggot. It was good, and a lot of people liked it

>>80686291
WRONG

https://soundcloud.com/timheidecker/i-am-a-cuck

>>80683543
He's extremely ugly. His face looks like he was in a car accident.

>>80694654
No it means he jumped on the youtube drama bandwagon and made a living talking shit about other youtubers. And hes not getting off that wagon any time soon

>>80694823
This pisses me off so much
Why can't he just make fun of Papa John

>>80686392
>He's funny and entertaining

Are you retarded or something?

>>80693565
I'm pretty sure he fell for /fit/ memes and bulked up by doing SS+GOMAD, there are videos of him doing lowbar squats online

He peaked with Tedxtalks. If only he could have delivered it with a straight face

Anybody else watch all three and half hours of Charls playing Half-Life 2.

https://youtu.be/QGKAOxVSu-U

>>80695744

I laughed when he drove straight over an explosive barrel after finally killing the chopper.

>>80693565
He actually looks like a normal person there.

>>80691916
yeah the first time I watched MDE I thought it was a fucking nutjob retard that somehow managed to get good at editing

Sam is awesome. I think anyone disliking him is from reddit.

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>>80683543
war old peas

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>>80696884
I think picture related fucked him in the mouth.

>>80696991
would

he's believes in racialism and found out he is racially jewish
so he's a jew then
he's going to have a bad attitude about it until he gets over it

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>>80683645
>>80683706
weev's also a jew

>>80684861
>2017
>I am forgotten

well damn

Went grocery shopping, ate, jerked off, took a shower, dropped a Percocet, took a nap, woke up, ate again. Thread is still up. Good job /tv/.

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>>80696991
F.H.R.I.T.M. (fucked him right in the mouth)

>>80698526
i would fucking destroy that ass

>>80683835
>>80684280
>>80687300


That's funny I don't remember Tim Heidecker getting cucked out of any of the 1,000 tv shows he's ever had.

>>80687300
Anyone who knows anything about tim knows he was trolling Sam hard in this phonecall. And it worked

>>80698526
I don't believe anyone would stick their dick in Sam Hyde's mouth.

>>80683543
He looks like he should be propagating Linux.

>>80697664
Who is LARPing as an Aryan Brother, and it's seriously embarrassing.

>>80699254
I'm a Native American and I say Weev is a Jew.
So is VK Clark, Renegade Broadcasting, Sinead Mccarthy, Brandon Martinez, and lots of others I can't think of right off the top of my head atm.

>>80683543
why didn't he capitalize on his neo nazi trumptard fanbase atall? He could've positioned himself as a martyr of sjw's like colin moriarty or milo pre pedophilia, all he needed to do was give us content and set up a patreon and let the neet bux roll in. instead he hasn't made a video in months. WTF sam?

>>80696991
>>80698526
It's sad that something so beautiful is going to be hideous in just a few years. Trannies are nothing without youth.

Also there's no proof that sam fucked whoever this is

>Sam now looks almost as shit as I do

Oh wait he's about 10 years older than me. Never mind. Fucking chad.

>>80699792
dude lose some weight
maybe pick up a new hobby

>>80699856
You would count that as overweight? I'm not even chubby.

Also fuck off internet life coach. Fucking fag.

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The best and worst thing about being a comedian is that no one will ever take what you say seriously. I think Sam wants to stand for something but he can't because of his 'profession' and it makes him nuttier every day

>>80699708
probably because he was hoping to keep those guys at arms length until he can get a broader fan base

>>80699969
if you're gonna be ugly at least don't be an autist as well

>>80699969
fine eat some more fatty
stay looking like shit

>>80699708
You can't get big off of 'hard right'. No one will want to associate with you, especially business wise, because of the stigma alone that comes with supporting anything that isn't PC. Milo is a clown, he doesn't make a living doing what he does, it only bring him attention. Which is what faggots like him thrive off of.

>>80700063
>Le superiority on a 4chan board because in real life no one cares about what he says either

>>80700065
I'm like 2lbs under healthy weight for my height. Eat shit.

>>80700377
>I'm mad fat and ugly

cool, can you fuck off now? You're ruining a good thread.

>>80700377
>Le superiority on a 4chan board because in real life no one cares about what he says eithe
Sam is extremely fat and ugly though. He's not being unreasonable. You're acting like Sam is handsome and he's just trying to be mean.

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Sam hyde can bench the weight of your fatass, bangs attractive females all fucking day, and is the model that we should all strive to be. It doesn't matter if he's ugly, because he's alpha. That's a thing that you retarded losers need to learn. You won't get anything you want without a spine.

>>80700502

hey sam

>>80700502
Sam Hyde proves it's LITERALLY only about confidence. r9k ugcucks need to grow up

>>80700595
Confidence and the stature of a greek god

>>80700502
>bangs attractive females all fucking day
does he?

>>80700682

>females

>>80683870
pol has not been around for a decade

old mde videos are full of redpills

had never watched anything from the guy but just saw wine party and its pretty fucking good.

POST MDE KNIO RIGHT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42i88rcrzRk

>>80683883
Iz just a joke lmao

>>80684883
His last name is English, specifically North West England, and I see people who have a similar face to him all the time in the UK.

>>80686057
Seems like Sam got seriously outbantered. Srsly I'm sure the BuzzFeed dick was just joking around xd

>>80700990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C-H3aqK9yk

>>80684522
Trump is mainly a brick in the Overton window and something to destroy political correctness.

>>80701096
Those videos where Sam pisses off his mom were the beginning of the redpill era. He was just breaking through the matrix with his anti television/sports stuff.

>>80699977

nice trips dub.

>>80683883
Ha ha dude I was trying to offend you that's the point! Ha ha continue paying me for something no one really wants to watch, LOL!

I don't understand how this many people who cannot process actual logic have access to the internet.

I don't have an opinion on him, but if you're pissing people off enough to not watch you, you're legitimately worthless as an entertainment vessel and no one wants to give you money. How do you continue to avoid this conclusion?

>>80683543
I think you would know best Sam, why don'tyou tell us ?

>some people think sam is a nazi
Do these people ever listen to what he says? Hes ironically just a normal guy, he satirises modern liberalism and even non-liberal things. Hes just not PC. He even made it clear the only reason hes attacked is because he doesn't lessen his comedy with PC

>>80683543
is he balding LMAO

>>80701655
Always thought it was his hairline.

>>80683543
He's not funny
Neither is Eric Andre or Tim And Eric

>>80700990
this sucks

>>80685554
>Sam was memeing him
>buttblasted tranny lives out the fantasy that sam would fuck it on r9k

>>80701923
>Being this deluded

hey champ its time for bed, you have school in the morning!

>>80701999
t. tranny

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>>80685554
>[email protected]

A person that changes their gender to lie to themselves about being a girl definitely wouldn't lie on the internet for attention. No way.

>>80700990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXggq7240OY

craic's bacardi is also a video that always makes me smile

world peace didnt have enough comedy desu

cop killer is a great song but the whole prison sketch and some of the others jsut weren't funny, too much message pushing

>>80702020
t. sam himself

this damage control is only making things worse bud!

>>80685139
Yeah I grew up recently and realized this

He didn't evolve. His schitck is pretty good, but you can't do the same shitty rants for 8+ years.

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>>80700502
>females

>>80683543
bluepill tumblr sjw cucks cant handle such powerful and dominating masculinity

>>80701809
>>80701655
No wonder he always used to wear hats/wigs or bangs

I met Sam in real life and he made me laugh with a funny joke but then got serious and said "want to see something REALLY funny" and he squeezed my arm really fucking hard and left red hand marks on it and then made a chimp noise and started sperging out. His handle came over and apologized saying that Sam had a little "too much coffee" but I noticed the rows of needle marks across Sam's arm.

Why does Sam trigger /tv/mblrinas so hard?

>>80702370
"Tim & Eric For Nazis" wasn't very good to begin with, now we've got its (unemployed & uninsured) creator spamming threads about it ad nauseum.

>>80702370
this. you can't even have a decent discussion about Sam and MDE around here. always MUH HEALTH CARE, YOU SUCK SAM. fuck this shit.

i got late to the MDE i only watch their shit last month since i only caught 1 episode when it was shown, i wanted to discuss MDE but all of the threads get a tsunami of shitposting whenever Sam, MDE and co gets posted.

>>80701311

the ratings were great though. it was pure fear of being non-pc that killed the show.

>>80702314
I once saw Sam shopping at Lowes in Baltimore. He had a cart full of box fans. I stopped him but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen box fans in his cart without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interefrence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>80702370
We never liked ecelebs

Next you are gonna we are by te guy from gamegrumps

>>80702601
This is my favorite pasta.

>>80696991
>>80698526
Who's this Jizz Genie?

>>80700990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbpNe_bMw7U

HE'S A LEVEL 33 ELDER *BOWS*

>>80702601
>box fans
perfect replacement

>>80684178
>hourly threads
>a few people

Whatever helps you sleep at night, retard. Stop shitting up the board.

>>80702611
wow, great points made from the anti-Sam division

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>>80683543
Step 1.) Be lazy
Step 2.) Never memorize skits or lines
Step 3.) Never put one iota of effort into acting
Step 4.) Don't put any effort into writing
Step 5.) Just say what you really think without bothering to edit it, refine it, or figure out how it applies to the market.
Step 6.) Get picked up by Adult Swim for ONE season (that was cut short).
Step 7.) After tasting what show business ACTUALLY looks like, proceed to lecture your audience about what it takes to get that very limited taste.

And where we are now:

Step 8.) Slowly settle into the realization that perhaps WORLD PEACE was the ONLY thing you'll ever achieve.

>>80702798
shitlibs mad their youtoob isnt taking off general

>>80702737
I can't figure out if they don't know he is making fun of them in their faces or if they're too beta to do anything about it

>>80702877
the former all day

>>80702828
VMU Dream averages ~1,200 views per video/24 hrs after post
Styx gets 13,000+ per video/24 hrs after post
Jenny gets 120,000.

Do the math. Who's putting down big bucks to see Sam Hyde make it big? Charls is just going to go on a wild shooting rampage anyways so why are we even discussing this on /tv/?!

>>80702911
i dunno what is more autistic, making these things up on the spot or thinking anyone cares

Too much "ironic" racism, edgyness, and /pol/ memes without subtleties
Should have done more skits bashing millennials, consumerism, and PC culture
Also needed street interviews, Newbedford Street Heat and the Brooklyn hipster fashion vids are great

The only thing he did wrong was doing nothing. They never post anything on YouTube and they shit they do post is garbage. Andrew Ruse and Charls are actually making decent shit like The Dark Truth and the Bombstrap stuff which somehow have really good production quality while Sam posts an iPhone video once every two months that was edited by some fanboy. I really don't understand what he's doing right now unless he's given up on pursuing comedy and internet content creation as a career. Maybe he's picked up a normie job or something.

The lack of content and communication is just very strange. He had a rabid fanbase going into World Peace, got a ton of publicity from the whole fiasco with that getting cancelled and just slept it all off.

>dude he's working on a game/new book/independent series
All of these things take an enormous amount of time. Years. Just doesn't make sense to me.

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>>80702911
Plus, he got meme'd big time. Sam Hyde is a Meme In Name Only. His image carries more weight than his actual material.

Can't wait to see Charls go on a shooting rampage, tho. Top ad bucks for that show.

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>>80702939
It's okay, Sam. We'll all still remember you for your fantastic work in the Columbine shootings.

>>80702940
i can still hear that one brooklyn queerbait's "pssht" and the braces wearing faggot saying "MADREE man"

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test

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>>80702946
Charls and Nick are the real talent in the group. Sam just seemed like the big dumb lug that dragged his knuckles behind those two.

>>80703012
I really appreciate that Sam intentionally makes himself even more ugly in some videos

>>80703041
he may not contribute much to the stage but he edits all of their MDE videos. He even got a degree for doing shit like that

>>80702798

i love MDE, but this is actually really accurate. unfulfilled potential in everything they've done pretty much.

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>>80703041
Yeah, if you look at where they all are now -- Charls and Nick are actually making shit. They left Sam back in Falls River, Mass... A fucking armpit far removed from anywhere. Sam did ONE thing (thank god) and at least showed up to HWNDU. That was his only contribution to civilization since MDE.

>>80703041

only Nick. He's the real brains of the operation, not to mention the best actor when he is on camera.

Sam is like SomethingAwful FYAD come to life, Charls is just edgy and "weird"

>>80696991
>>80698526

what a cutie pie. what's her name bros?

>>80703113
charls is pretty funny. Sam just pissed me off at MDE since he always broke character.

>>80703123
Why? Are you excited by the fact that this particular tranny browses 4chan? Does that get your long hopeless hopes up again? Or are you just going to download all of her pictures and masturbate to them in your dark room? Shut the fuck up. Stop masturbating to degenerate shit and straighten out your life.

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>>80703113
Charls has some real talent in terms of acting. He actually has a natural camera presence. Nick is made for show business. I think if we're talking someone who can take edgy, sharp comedic material into the mainstream, Nick would be a top notch writer and actor for those roles. Charls is the fucking man, though. He can really bring out a lot of weird shit out in front of the camera that autists can get off on.

>>80703172
fuck you. you're not the boss of me
why do you care who i jack off to anyway?

>>80703198
because getting off to shit like transvestites and anime is not the start, but right under the ice. It starts the slippery slope. How do you think yourself 8-10 years ago would react to what you get off to today? I've been down this road. You start by getting off to slightly taboo stuff like trannies etc, and then it just gets worse and worse as a desperate search for something different than the stale old porn you've been getting off to. You start getting into even weirder shit, and then you become a depraved monster that everyone you know would excommunicate you for if they knew about it.

>>80703306
This conversation is getting kinkier by the minute. Who's into hypertubes?

>>80703107
Nick is married and not making a single fucking thing
Charls only finally started his own shit and his personal following his building up to rival Sams, still far away from where Sam is, and idk if Charls even cares much
Sam atleast started up HydeWars and has a Twitter following
Andrew Ruse is the only one who is still working in the biz today

>>80703410
any links to charls' personal stuff?

>>80703430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoqfYKE1NMM&t=74s

his latest video (Atlanta Living) is probably his best ever, up there with Ideas Man, plus he has started selling merch under his alias (Bombstrap), plus he's started posting daily on Twitter
apartment is Andrew Ruses, btw

>>80703190
Charls' has everything he needs to be a big time actor. Face, acting talent, charisma, everything's already there. Too bad he's a fuckin nut.

sam is the fucking greatest

fuck you jews

>>80703483
>>80703485
Sam is like the mother hen of a nest of Charls that are about to burst from their eggs and Alien-facehugger society.

>>80703597
>faps to Sam getting fatter thinking he has a chance of getting that sweet Hyde boipussy
He lives in Falls River, Mass, faggot. Go get it.

>mfw sjws will attack Sam to his grave because they really think he is worse than Hitler.
You can see elements of this in his standup where retarded sjw physically try to claw at him with their talons.

>>80703814
t. Sam Hyde fan club (furiously fapping to fat Sam vids)

>>80703831
>never forget Sam's crimes against humanity
His critics are legit more autistic than his autistic fans.

>>80703787
he had videos and a crew before MDE, but they were pretty fucking weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsh55ctsJAQ&list=PL2Oemvn7qzpBg6jQVyiduqlcPX92L4tDD

hopefully 6-7 years of collabing with Sam in MDE gives him that umph that he needs to make killers vids

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>>80703874
yeah. i mean, if you make your market making internet vids to autists, you sorta get what you get. wicked double edged sword, amirite?

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>>80684324
You cant criticizeWeev without getting doxed and harrassed therefore ?????????

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>>80687829
Keep lying to yourself
SO MANY 2 DEEP 4 U IRONY IN THIS PIC

>>80703977
Wow great logic you realise a lot of Sams skits are ripping into autists.