Why did he Need orange slices?

>>81130650
because parents think their kids playing sports will give them scurvy so they're given orange slices

>HAHAHAH I POSTED IT AGAIN

I will never understand this autism

>>81130650
It's Marvel, nothing has to make sense.

Also, bananas help with cramps but they didn't want to make it a racial thing with 3 negroes bopping around.

Because he's an ant.
He eats sugar.

>>81130650

I never really minded the Marvel quips but this was a little too quippy even for me.

>>81130650
Because when kids get raped in the showers after playing sports the teachers give them orange slices as a reward.
Its an american custom, I doubt a filthy european would understand.

>Does anyone have any orange slices?

Not gonna lie. I laughed until I pissed myself, and then I continued laughing until security had to escort me out of the theater, but I couldn't make it to my car because I was laughing so hard that I collapsed in the parking lot and they had to call a paramedic and when they got there I was still laughing and he asked me my name and how I got there and who the president was but all I could manage to choke out through gritted teeth was, "does anyone have any orange slices?"

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Why did it taste like coconut?

>>81130650
Its weird, because orange slices are used during LSD and mushroom trips to make the trip stonger.

When I saw that scene in cinema I assumed it was some reference to peewee football or something though.

>>81130650
fruits make you feel better according to grandmas

Americans are generally too poor to afford gumsheilds, so they make do with orange slices.

Oranges are a good source of B vitamins which alleviate dizziness and vertigo.

>>81131304
all lifeforms need sugar

>>81130650
It's an inside joke

The joke being that it's not even funny, but they're testing what level of pointless bullshit they can put in the film and still have the audience lap it up.

>>81130650
he needed them so he could make a joke featuring orange peel teeth. him asking for slices wasnt supposed to be in the script

>>81131748
Fucked up nerves from getting electrocuted.

I once pissed on an electric fence and it tasted like mango sobe and copper.

>>81132419
People have died doing that. I am glad you survived anon.

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>>81132434
I'm not

>>81132454
Life is a short, warm moment
And death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
Eighty years, with luck, or even less.

>>81130650
I don't know but I clapped

>>81130650
It's a reference to Orange Peel Jackson, a famous African American baseball player/serial rapist from the 40's.

>>81132691
With my luck I'm going to live forever, an ailment many would gladly inflict upon themselves

>>81133108
>African American baseball player
>40s

read up on the ol history

>>81133452
Slow and steady wins every race my friend.

>>81132909
i belly laughed so hard i threw my popcorn bucket directly into the air they had to drag me out because i couldn't stop laughing.

>>81132058
that was to cure a bad trip dumb ass, grapefruit potentiates DXM though

>>81131748
>>81132419
>>81130650
is was ad lib

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>>81130650
It was a reference of Drumpf

>>81130650
is that Paul Rudd a Jew irl?

>>81135370
yiss

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>>81130650
Because they're top tier snacks

>>81130743
Isn't scurvy is something that pirates used to get back in 1700's?

>>81135779
>he never got scurvy playing football in high school
Ishygddt

>>81130650
>everyone laughs