>it's an 'everyone realizes how sexy Elaine

so, S1 Ep2?

>>82282394
She only got hot in the later seasons. She somehow looked younger and got rid of that gross frizzy hair

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>>82282394
>we're here with Elaine Benes, adult film star

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>>82283191
Benes?

>>82282430
Do you mean S03E08, The Tape?

>>82282394
>>82282457
The ironic thing is that she's even hotter in Old Christine

>Julia Louis Dreyfess will never be your sugarmommy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2f_zLsphFM

>>82282394
how did people even have sex in the 90s

>that nasty hair
>shoulder pads

>>82283259
What episode

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Elaine pretending to be a pornstar giving an interview

https://youtu.be/EhI80UIVU1E

>>82283686
is that suppose to look like her?

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>>82282394
>50 dicks
Dropped.

>>82283871
damn...

>>82283871
I refuse to believe kramer had 27 gfs

>>82284071
I think it's including the orgy episode.

>>82283259
Puddy was a literal BIG GUY and he drove a SAAB

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>>82283727
Yeah she doesn't even have turquoise hair, four piercings, and 13 tattoos. How did they even do it?

>>82284296
sorry but 90s was the least sexy period ever

girls in 2010s walk around in skintight leggings practically giving you a boner

>>82284400
>girls in 2010s walk around in skintight leggings practically giving you a boner
This is how I know you're 16

Wait till you see that shit every day all day for another 15 years, and it gets boring as shit.

>see a woman with a big round ass
>all you can think is BBRRAAAAAPPPP

>>82284400
>sorry but 90s was the least sexy period ever
brah, we're living in the least sexy period ever.

girls junked up tats/piercing etc. are boner deflaters.

>>82283871
>Can'tstandya
>62

>>82283871
>50 dicks! My girlfriend sucked 50 dicks!

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>>82284400
nigga you are retarded


lets see Elaine or a SJW. Which would I chose?

Such a hard decision.

>>82284492
>getting bored of ass

not how it works sweetie

>>82284502
>>82284571
>all girls are SJWs

do you live in Berkeley or something

normies either wear shit like leggings or they are trendy and wear that american apparel shit that's pretty much modeled by porn actresses

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>>82284502
I'm probably the oldest faggot here

You have to admit that 90s fashion was shit.

Women all walking around wearing baggy high-waisted stone washed mom jeans

>>82283727
Shoulder pads were really more 80's, the hair was bigger too. Big 90's hair was pretty hot tho just not Elaine's.

>>82284400
>>82284588
Wait until you thirsty afcs get laid. Then it wont hold so much power over you.

>>82284671
>high-waisted stone washed mom jeans
If you don't like these you have horrible shit taste

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>>82284671
nah

>>82284588
Are you an ms13 member by any chance?

>>82284725
Yeah his obliterates anything from today.

>>82284671
Do I Really need to post a pic of so young 20 somethings today? When gonna get a whole lot of fat, and a whole lot of tattoos.

I'll take 90s.

Believe me the youth of today are going to look farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr more ridiculous 25 years from now, then the cast of 90210 looks in that pic.

>>82282394
that hairstyle was weird

>>82284793
25 years from now you'll be dead

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>>82284725
Now THAT is exactly what I'm talking about

>>82284725
They were actually feminine


90s > present

>>82284555
In a row?

>>82284671
>Women all walking around wearing baggy high-waisted stone washed mom jeans

Jesus Christ.

Almost everyone sticks to whatever was in fashion when they were twenty or thirty at most.

You will too.

>>82284071
Every fucking episode of the show is someone getting a date.

Honestly, his sub-30 number is more shocking

>>82284588

Sweetieposting must be stopped

>>82284571
Elaine was an SJW who refused to date a guy because he wasn't pro-abortion.

>>82283871
it'll be more than that irl

>>82284492
I'm 26 and still haven't gotten bored.

>>82283259
It's Benes, ya jackass.

>>82283871
Considering the number of years we see them and their being in New York, this isn't crazy. I think the "girlfriends and boyfriends" caption is overplaying it a bit; a lot of these people were one-time dates, not protracted relationships.

>>82288097
You stole my Jesus fish didn't you?!

>>82284725
Fucking why?!
I already fapped once today!

>>82283871
And you can go ahead and add mine.

>>82282394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLg1k4I9fqk

>>82284158
4 u

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>>82289701
>watching seinfeld with parents
>this scene comes on
>they start making fun of me for no gf

>>82284699
It's like you've never met someone whose libido actually gets stronger after having sex.

>>82284725
they look way too fierce

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>>82286471

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>>82283259
i'm a big guy

>>82284492
>tfw brap posters made me gay

>>82288196
exactly
how autistic do you have to be to assume every single person you date even once is your boyfriend/girlfriend

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>>82292572
>how autistic do you have to be to assume every single person you date even once is your boyfriend/girlfriend
r-really autistic, what losers haha...

>>82292791
elaine probably fucked every single one of them, to be fair. the ones who weren't sponge-worthy had to play in the dirt

>>82283817
This has got to be one of the very few times the Seinfeld gang is shown to be just screwing around as friends. I can't think of anything else that had all four of them.

>>82284400
>girls in 2010s walk around in skintight leggings practically giving you a boner
They did that in the 90s too but they were called leggings back then. And there were tight jeans.

>>82284671
I actually love that look, especially when it's on a woman with a big ass and big boobs with a small waist. Jennie Garth looks great there.

>>82291253
>numale

>>82283727

I dunno, Fran from The Nanny pulled it off well.

>>82284400
2000 to like 2006 was the best. everyone dressed sexy. thongs midriffs and slut jewelry gallore.

>>82283871

And this is why 1 in every 4 New Yorkers has herpes.

>>82283727
Both of these things are my fetish.

Indeed, having been born in 1984 mostly everything that is gaudy, tacky 90s fashion is what gets me going. Late 80s stuff too. One of the reasons I love watching The Goldbergs.

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>90s fashion wasn't sexy

>>82293811
hush child

>>82293811
>the time when I was a teenager was the best

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Hey there kiddo

>>82282394
I had an epiphany today: JLD is my favorite actress. It was right in front of me all along. Seinfeld, Veep, she's just so charming.