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>Vin and Idris Elba walk into the complex, a massive, packed parking garage staffed by guards
>every car has a boot
>Idris turns to Vin
>”you said this was a prison?”
>Vin smirks
>”a special kind”
>complex opens up into a wide yard
>it’s a nascar track
>Vin nudges Idris and points out a red-and blue semi clocking over 180 mph
>”that’s our guy”
>truck finished final lap, drifting across the finish line
>track record
> truck transforms; it’s Optimus Prime
>sees the two
>“I know why you’re here, Dom, and the answer is no.”
>“Optimus. It’s one last job. this could get you out of here.”
>“I said no, Dom.”
>Optimus swings a 72 sq ft. gym towel over his shoulder and starts to head for the showers.
> “you’re gonna forget about her?”
>Optimus pauses
>pulls a wrinkled photo out of his back pocket
>it’s his daughter
>his human daughter
>he sighs
>turns back to Vin
>they stand shoulder to shoulder
>”fine, I’m in. but this isn’t gonna be like last time.”
>Vin smiles.
>”Atta boy. Let’s roll out.”
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>>82282640
>Vin, Idris, Optimus, and the gang are getting briefed in a dimly lit room by a federal agent
>the agent pulls up a hologram of new york
> “in 1965, The new york MTA discovered something while digging a new tunnel. Something… alien.”
>footage of a large foundation being excavated in downtown manhattan
>men in hats analyzing what is clearly cybertronian technology
>a large transformer lies dead in the wreckage
>suddenly, its eyes glow red
>it lunges at the camera crew, screams are heard
>feed goes dead
> “a plan was put together to cover it, with decoy buildings in place by 1973.”
>footage of massive construction underway
>”but less than 30 years later, we were attacked”
>another video pops up
>shows the exact moment the planes crashing into WTC 2
>Optimus grunts
>“Decepticons”
>Vin turns
>“friends of yours?”
>”Megatron and the disciples of Teraplex were trying to unleash their allies”
> “that site is an ancient Decepticon prisoner vessel. we need to secure it before it's too late."
>Vin stands up
>"get me something with wheels."
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>>82282681
>>82282640
>dom is revealed to have a long lost twinnamed Xander Cage
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>>82282640
>Idris Elba's grandfather was King Arthur
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>>82282640
>dom gets into optimus
>"I'll drive"
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>>82282681
This dosnt work it give me lgbt vibe.
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>>82283489
Rubi Rose is back and she rides a girl transformer and they say lesbian innuendo
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>>82283489
>Paul Walker's resurrection as a transformer is all just to give him gender reassignment
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>>82284165
You are ruining this for everyone
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>>82284165
other anon is correct, fuck off with your shitty comments. people don't like you irl, we don't like you here. kill yourself and let the funny jokes happen
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>>82282732
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XXx:_Return_of_Xander_Cage
>it's actually happening
if we could only fit Kate in their somehow
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Furious G.I. Formers
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>Vin Diesel et al are hired by a mysterious company to explore a newly-discovered habitable planet
>Tool around some alien planet in muscle cars b killing Xenos because why the fuck not
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>>82284609
>"Dom, this is wheat"
>"you know what i'm thinking?"
>"biofuel"
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>Vin and his crew have BBQ at the house.
>Optimus is drinking a 85 gallon Corona light
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>>82282640
it's about family
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>the F&F crew become Headmasters for the Transformers
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>>82285553
Derek this isn't funny
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>>82282640
leaked production still
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>Tyrese Gibson plays the same character in BOTH FRANCHISES
"Guys! There's a ROBO-PLANET (Unicron) chasing my ass!!"
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>>82285633
God fucking damnit
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>>82285599
kys yourself austin
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>>82286597
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>>82285902
>Toretto meets Cage meets Riddick
I want this
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I would watch this if the transformers team was kicked out.
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>>82288316
>wanting a movie with no based Marky Mark and Lennox
Come on, anon.
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>Vin has the Decepticube slung over his shoulder, in the cab of Optimus
>Surrounded by Decepticon forces
>Optimus stops
>"You have to get away, the Decepticube must not fall into their hands"
>"Optimus, thee's no way I can escape on foot"
>"No, you can't"
>Optimus ejects the front seat, which turns into a harley davidson midair
>Vin weaves between the Decepticons as Optimus holds them off
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