>It's a Mulder can't handle the bants episode.

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>it's a Scully forgets all the supernatural shit from the last 30 episodes episode

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>be kid in the 90s
>be excited for new episode of the x-files
>wonder what crazy monster of the week they'll be investigating
>it's a fucking season finale with shitty alien conspiracy/missing sister/pregnant scully/smoking old men in dark rooms/nothing ever fucking happens episode

>it's a mulder - krycek teamup episode

those were comfy desu

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"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."

>>82282077

>not thinking the smoking man was fucking cool as shit when you were a kid

You were doing it wrong, faggot.

>>82281805
>it's a scully questioning catholicism episode

>>82281805
My parents wouldn't let me watch this show in the 90s idk why.

>>82282309

>be a bigwig in a global conspiracy that effects the lives of every man, woman, and child on the planet
>hang around government offices all day listening to junior FBI agents give reports

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>it's a holiday episode

>>82282715
he probably just did it to annoy skinner

>>82281805
What main character can handle the bantz? Seriously, they all seem to fucking flip out like children at the slightest provocation unless they have a mentor and spend 5 mins of screen time learning to handle the bantz during a fight.

>>82282309
>teeth-shattering nuts

Does something like this exist?

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>It's a David delivers his lines ironically with a cheeky smirk the whole episode episode

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>it's a Covarrubias episode

>>82283048
laurie holden was pretty hot back then

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>>82283048
she just popped back up on The Americans in a recurring role

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>>82283094

>it's not an X-men mutation investigation epiode

>it's a Mulder is right episode

>yfw he's usually wrong

>>82283143
>simpsons_mulder.jpg

>alien bounty hunters

>>82282956
damn what a cute picture

>tfw no scully

>>82282715
Two reasons:

1) He saw potential in Mulder and wanted to bring him into the inner circle eventually but could never convert him.

2) He had an ambiguous relationship with Mulder's mother. They hinted he might be Mulder's father at one point.

does he ever crossdress in the show? this is important