Bone?

>>82282749
if i lick that bone would you die?
*starts salivating*

If I come home from work will you be excited?

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>Bark Bark Woof Bark Woof, Bark Bark Woof?
>Woof Woof Woof Bark Bark Bark Bark Woof.
>Woof Bark Bark Bark.
>BARK WOOF!

>>82283139
You're a good boy

>>82283667
Ruh roo

>>82282749
Arf.

A LOTTA ENERGY FOR A TIRED PUP

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CRASHING THIS DOG HOUSE

WITH NO DOGFOOD!

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This is my new pupper I met today, he's a month old and we'll be getting him in a couple weeks, he's a half poodle half aussie shepard, and aussiedoo if you will. I think I'll name him "Dundee". He's a small guy, for me anyway

>>82284080
God damn it

>>82284080
Sixth line down should have ended in question mark

>>82283973
TELL ME ABOUT DOGE, WHY DOES HE WHERE THE MUZZLE?

>>82283973
If I pull that muzzle off will you die?

>>82283712
If I gave you a scooby snack will you shoot up like a rocket?

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>>82284080
that some subtle, sophisticated baneposting
reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iyvvT-8m3c&t=126s

Uhh, you don't get to bring man's best friend.

Perhaps he's wondering why you'd spank a dog before throwing him out of the house

>>82284289
It would be extremely dangerous.

i fucking love this place sometimes