>the state of american television

>>82681087
Me on the left

>>82681087
Frankly he's punching well above his weight there even if she's cheating on him.

is this show good

>>82681270
i like it, it's pretty funny and has decent characters

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>>82681270
it's fucking awesome

Holy shit America get it together.

>>82681270
i really like it
>>82681087
its well against cuckoldry if you see it, it is shown as humiliating and absolutely no one supports it, only mocks.
>>82681192
he's financially established and shes a no good slut, extraaa THICC tho

I'd be a cuck if I had a thicc gf like that desu

She needs to be just a little less fat and she could reach a very good state of THICCness.

what is this

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>>82681521

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>>82681339
thats actually p funny

>>82681087
Fuck off with this cuck shit, seriously. Why is this place so obsessed with it?

>>82681577
/tv/ literally made the cuck meme and insult

>>82681087
wtf I hate personal freedom now

>>82680000

>>82681684
/v/ started it with Anthony Burch newfag

>>82681087
Isnt he fucking her over with divorce later on the show?

>>82681087
She's not wrong

>>82681270
first season is decent, second season is solidly good
haven't watched the rest yet

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>>82681339
>what the fuck am I watching ?

What show is this? I never see it's name posted, only these webms

>>82682022
The current state of American society.
God bless them for He is the only one that can help them now.

>>82682105
nevermind, just saw >>82681544

The entire point of this scene is that Paul is a huge little bitch. No one is watching this going, "Yes. I want to be a cuck like that pussy."

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>tfw i only watched this show because of these threads on /tv/ because the thicc girl was fucking hot and it turned out to be a great show

>>82682836
pretty sure it's also to point out what a huge whore the girl is

>>82681087
Is this a comedy sketch?

name of the fatty? I need a good wank and this chubby whore turned me on

the pure kino of this cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkPvLgV2b8I

>>82682991
It's amazing to me that content provided through 4chan is almost impossible to interpret because its context is so twisted

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>>82682836
>you don't get it ! it's actually a very intellectual and high brow scene
sure bud

>>82681270
it's TV anon. What do you expect, Kieslowski on FX?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE SHOW CALLED

>>82681339
>when memes go too far

>>82683042
this desu

>>82681812
>newfag
popularization came from /tv/'s Luis CK comedy aka cuck king. from then it took off an is the most effective insult right now especially in the mainstream politics and relations

>>82681087
If she's that thicc it would be a crime for her not to get the BBC.

>>82683042
her name is kether donohue and the show is called 'you're the worst'

>>82681087
>girl from work I just asked out is slightly less THICC
>got her number and asked if I could take her out to dinner
>she said yes and to call/text her when we're both free
>texted her asking what food she likes
>this was 2 hours ago
>she was supposed to get off work 1 hour ago
>still no response

Jesus fuck /tv/ I NEED this, but I don't wanna come off as desperate.

/blog

It's a great show.

>>82683132
Not saying it's intellectual at all but if you honestly think it's some Jewish conspiracy to make men weak cucks you're an idiot

>>82681087
>cucking
>"for you"
>wearing CIA outfit
(You) are the target audience! Are (You) happy?

>>82683265

Don't seem desperate just let her come to you. People got shit to don't always have time to text flirt.

>>82681087
The average white penis can't even penetrate a woman that THICC t bh f am.

>>82681339

Pretty funny stuff desu fampai

>>82681339
>I'M A WORM
kek

>>82683265
If she smells the desperation on you then you already lost

If she replies now after 2 hours don't reply instantly.

>>82681087
>>82681339
bitch is ugly
divorce her
make lots of money
fuck better looking bitches

>>82683279
It's not a conspiracy, its readily available public knowledge that Jews run the media and can push whatever they want. In this case, cuckolding.

>>82683458
this is literally the plot of the show

>>82683596
The only reason cuckolding is popular is because there's a huge white male market for it.

>>82683083
Yeah its pretty fucked. Anything can be anything and you've got to expect 8 layers of irony going in.

>>82683458
all of that happened

does nobody post this webm somewhere with sound

>>82683171
YOURE THE WORST

>>82681399
THIS
B
H

No way in hell I could please that kind of thiccness. Only a bbc can.

>>82681339
where is atv3.webm?

>>82683265
Give her and Jamal time to finish.

>>82683398
>>82683335
She's a Pharmacy Intern about to graduate into the full graduate program.

She's a cute Romanian girl and has a really voluptuous body with child-bearing hips and thighs and double-D breasts.

I've never found a girl so my type before in my life.

She did say she was gonna be busy as shit (me too since I got 6 days straight of my regular job), so hopefully that's the case.

I was pretty smooth asking her out but I can be overbearing with texting so I'll keep it in mind to not sperg out and keep it to one text a day for now unless she initiates a long convo.

Thnx for the advice bros, we're all gonna make it.

If you actually watch the whole thing its pretty clear that he's being a passive aggressive asshole to ruin her fun. I mean sure he still sat through it but I'd say he won in the end

>>82683776
>I've never found a girl so my type before in my life.
Okay so don't fuck it up. Don't justify being retarded because she is perfect for you. Try not to be too desperate.

From your posts alone I can tell you need to relax.

>>82683771
It's k.

She has Eastern Euro ancestry (Romanian) so she is less into Jamals and Tyrones it seems despite us living in a Cleveland suburb.

>>82683887
Whatever you need to tell yourself, desperado.

>>82681087
Holly shit, who is this girl?

>>82683927
holy shit you can't read

>>82683265

You blew it by being an indecisive cuck. She's fucking JaMarcus as we speak.

>>82683873
Good point.

I'll calm down.

If a woman sees that you need them more than they need you it's never good, so I will chill.

Wish me luck and EXTRA THICC 3D waifus will come sit on your face tonight.

>>82681087
T H I C C

>>82683596
>Jews are the reason women hate me

Really makes me think

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>>82683927
>this is a 10/10 in burgerstan

>>82683596
>portraying something is promoting it
this reminds me of when all those tumblr feminists were bitching that what Ramsey did to Sansa was "normalizing rape"

>>82683265
ya done fucked up already

>>82683265
You gotta use salesman tactics for this stuff. When you ask them out, give them a choice of a couple days you are free. If they're busy but interested, they will suggest an alternative day. Get the day then if you can and work out the time later. When you have a day, give them win- win choices. Example, "you like burgers or sushi? I know a couple good places." whichever one, you're golden. Once you have them though, good communication is necessary and you should generally avoid that kind of stuff.

>>82681087
The thing is, the guy is clearly signalled as a massive loser, he couldn't be more of a dweeb if he were played by eighties Rick Moranis, so this is about how much of a sucker you'd have to be to tolerate cucking as a "fetish". Her acting is also very clearly conveying "I am a disingenuous person". Once again, your blindness to social clues plays you false, robot. Take this thread to your homeland, /r9k/.

>>82684832
The weird thing is, Games of Thrones is like wall-to-wall rape. Like every episode has a rape. It'd be like watching Dukes of Hazzard and objecting to all the Southern accents.

>>82685191
I was on Cloud 9 a few hours ago while we were working together after she gave me her number.

Now the waiting is unbearable even if we can't go out until Wednesday.

Love is so fucking annoying.

>>82685480
You haven't even gone on a date and you love her? You're gonna crash and burn kid

>>82684224
That pic is shopped to hell and back. This bitch is thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal.

>>82685533
Dubs confirm anon is hopeless

>>82685533
Prospect of love, bud.

But hey I'm probably over-idealizing her at this point. I know I am in fact.

>>82681087
I swear some of the writers post/lurk /tv/

>>82681339
hahahahahaah

>>82683265
>what kind of food do you like?
I mean...it's innocent enough but how do you not have something like this in the back of your head already?
You seem unsure about the date so she's unsure, that's Bitchology101.

You probably already fucked up, but next time send her a yelp page or some shit of something that fits in your budget.

Also dinner is a terrible idea for a first date fyi.

>>82685191
>burgers on a date

>>82685723
Technically I asked if she liked Thai food.

What is a good first date, then?

Coffee and chill at Starbucks has been my go-to for first dates, but I want to impress her with good food at reasonable prices.

>>82685898
Fatties gotta fuck too

>>82686096
>What is a good first date, then?
A walk where you have the option to stay at some café for coffe.
Then you continue walking.
Ideally the date goes on so long that it's time for dinner and you stay at some place.

>>82685593
Don't over- idolize her. Find out what she's looking for in a relationship. Does she want a fuckbuddy? Will she date for weeks before having sex, or fuck you at her place after the first date? She might just be looking for fun, probably said yes because she's doing nothing better. You need to communicate with her, otherwise you will either bore her or scare her off. Its a delicate game, keep I mind you WILL fail in your first relationship, and fast. Don't get too attached, but don't completely detach yourself from your genuine feelings.

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>>82681087

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>>82686181
>hey, you want to go for a walk?
Is this really how it goes?

>>82681339
>the caaage!

kek

>>82686096
post pictures of her im horny

>>82686256
I ask them if they want to go on a date on X, and I suggest a walk, maybe stay at some café

>>82681087
pathetic

>>82681815
pretty much

the show isn't pro-cucking it's just mocking women like lindsay

>>82686096
>>What is a good first date, then?
Drinks

>>82686351
I live in suburbia Midwest, should I suggest a walk in a park or something?

>>82686189
She doesn't seem like the fuckbuddy type. She seemed a bit taken-aback and genuinely flustered when I asked her out though. She also liked how I guessed she was Romanian based on her last name (thanks linguistic autism).

She's reserved but playful and determined to be a pharmacist.

She's hyper-busy and I only have 2 days off and they're weekdays.

And she still hasn't texted back. I won't text again until tomorrow. Actually a call is probably better.

>>82686513
POST
I
C
S

IM HORNY

>>82682906
lmao same here

>>82686513
>Actually a call is probably better.
No it isn't. It's an escalation of your desperateness.

Splash some cold water on your face and realize it's not the end of the world if you dont go out and there are a billion other thick women for you to try and fuck.

If you feel like she's putting distance between you the worst thing for you to do is try and close the gap. It comes off as clingy and creepy.
Next time you see her in person just say
>Hey it sucks we couldn't go out last [whenever], are you free [day]? I'd like to grab a drink.

>>82686490
Not sure how suburbia works.

But I'd be clear on that it's a date when asking anyways.

>>82686306
>>82686532

Didn't take pics yet because I'm not a creeper, but she has long auburn hair that she keeps in a partial front-bun, brown eyes and glasses.

She wore a dress yesterday not a lab coat and it hugged her curves so much I could literally see her ass and tits jiggle a bit when she walked or bent over.

My test levels rose three times yesterday.

If we do become a couple I will post pics though.

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>>82681339
It's just like my Louis CK greentexts

>>82686096
>>82686256


Coffee is fine to start, you should map out a whole day. If the coffee goes well then go for a walk. Pick a cafe near a park or near the hippest part of a city so you can stop in small stores. SMALL is the operative word, record stores, bookshops, etc. Don't bring a bitch into Target. That's for entitled highschoolers and people registering for their weddings.

IF she's hungry at this point then you can suggest dinner, otherwise I typically go for drinks. Maybe a dessert food like ice cream or cupcakes. Bars are for pump and dumps though, dessert is for ones you want as repeat customer.

The reason is because if at any time during the date either of you wants to bail you don't have to sit through a 45 minute entree first.

>>82681192
Nah, she's fat and kinda ugly, they are on the same level

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>>82683927
My Thiccfu

>>82686712
how dare you return to me empty handed
i demand compensation

>>82686735
>SMALL is the operative word
This fucking hell.

I once recommended a friend take a girl on a first date to a book store. There's a perfect one near us I suggested that looks like something out of Harry Potter, "aisles" of old books stacked floor to ceiling. Very charming.

This fucker took her to Barnes and Nobel and wondered why she ghosted him.

>>82683633
>>82683669
awesome

>>82686790
>sweaty

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>>82681087

>>82683385

⭐
⭐⭐

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Gretchen is best girl, fight me.

>>82681569
It's not supposed to be

>>82686895
>⭐
>⭐⭐

>>82681747
How new are you that you think quads are worth linking to?

>>82682906
Haha same here man. I turned off the cuck parts tho haha I'm not into that weird fetish shit lol

>>82686945
rofl

can anyone post more webms with this thiccfu

>>82686632
I don't want to fuck her.

Well, I do, eventually, but I genuinely want to pursue a romantic relationship with her and I haven't really ever had that before for an extended period.

I appreciate the advice though anons.

>>82685191
Jesus Christ what is it with normies and their shitty dating games? Just ask the girl out and if it works out, great. If not, fucking go post on your favorite Taiwanese claymation forum like you would have done anyway. Fucking hate those games people try to play. If she wants to fucking go out with me sweet, if not I'm not going to lose sleep over it.

t. guy who hasn't been laid in years and don't give a shit so probably not the greatest dating advice giver but god damn that shit just isn't worth it to me.

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>>82687022
I gotchu senpai

>>82686735
Shiiiit this is some top-tier advice anon.

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>>82687022

>>82687071
>what is it with normies and their shitty dating games?
They work. That's all there is to it.

I hear girls all the time bemoan negging but the simple fact is people wouldn't do it if it didn't fucking work.

>>82687113
>>82687168
Is this the same show? Is she in a fucking rape dungeon? What the hell is the show even about!?

>>82687208
Not him but It's from Silence of the lambs you twit.

>>82687168
does he pee on her at any point during her captivity

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>>82681087
>>82681339

>>82687208
>Is this the same show?
can you really not figure that out?

>>82686096
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gxikwyTRWw

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>>82687208
Yeah it's the same show, it's a comedy about terrible people basically. She's at a really hardcore haunted house in those webm's. Apparently places like that actually exist, haunted houses where the visitors pay to basically get tortured.

>>82687365
>that webm
Nice

>>82687331
>can you really not figure that out?
No. In the first .webms she apparently has a husband or boyfriend or some shit who sits and watches her get fucked by Jamal, in these ones she's in some rape dungeon kind of like Silence of the Lambs. Seems like two completely different show, except I think the guy with the hose is the same cucked husband dude so they must be roleplaying or something.

Then I read the other responses and got my answer.

Please, someone tell me cuckolding is a meme or some porn industry fetish product, wtf are males doing with themselves?!
I'm honestly ashamed to be a man.
What happened to us?

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>>82687534
It's very real

>>82687534
I could answer you but you wouldn't want to believe me.

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Current shipping. Met while filming, got together in the end for real. 6yrs and still going strong.

>>82681192
Why the fuck are all males salethhem short?
If woman is not 10 prettier than male, somethings wrong!
If men would use all that war paint and spend all time in front of mirror,they would look nice,
but someone shhas to do actual work around here!!!!
Fuck sake,little pride.
We need machoism back,immediately?

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Great little film.

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>>82681087
>this cucking is something many women fantasize about?
>All of them. They all do
This can't possible be true. I get cheating since pretty much all women do it. But why and how can you have the dignity, let alone mentality to want to fuck someone you don't know in front of your beloved partner and be okay with them being okay with it.

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>>82687534
>I'm honestly ashamed to be a man.
nice try cuck

>>82687576
God damn, well, I'm no cuck,nor will ever be.
No dominated bullshit,BBC,duck...
Fuck sake,I feel this will blowback hard when morons with dicks finally wake up!!

>>82687332
Kek the dudebro wins after the betacuck gives too many compliments.

Thanks for the laugh friend.

>>82687807
Projecting much?
Just because you don't know better , it doesn't mean everybody don't.
Fuck, rather die alone(and rich) than duck .

>>82681339

This subplot is always taken out of context, this scene and the part where they are bartering who gets what in the divorce and she gets BTFO are the payoff

>>82686823
I'm at work on my phone otherwise I'd post thicc qts.

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>>82681087

F is the 6th letter of the alphabet.

FXX= 666

Any other questions?

>>82687973
it's pretty obvious what you're attempting to do
>oh man guys this propaganda clearly proves white men are weak beta cuckolds, I guess there's no hope for us :^)
kill yourself

>>82687985
shhh don't ruin it, look how much fun they're having

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Is this a real show on tv?

>>82688045
wouldn't 666 be three F's then?

>>82688045

But then FXX would be 62424

>>82687656
more context senpai?

>>82688114
It's daily life in America

She got some Class A titties doesn't she? Dayum!

>>82681087
Wow. It's like /tv/ got a tv show made just for them and their favorite fetish. They even made the main character look like them!

>>82681087
>>82681339
what's next for america?

>>82687576
Post the full version. I know one of you spergs has it.

>>82687046
You can't have that mindset, you'll get attached. There's already another male coworker of hers hitting her up and being chill as a cucumber trying to get some easy pussy and he'll probably succeed before you. Women aren't used to someone actually wanting anything more than sex so it's a good way to scare em away.

>>82681270
My wifes son loves it

>>82689892
I am literally the only male pharm tech there.

Every other guy there is uglier than me, not interested in her, or gay.

But I get what you're saying.

>>82681087
MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMY

America is the most cucked country confirmed

>>82681087
>people actually care about these fat blonde pigs

>>82683265
What you asked her was totally reasonable. Don't listen to these faggots who say otherwise. I have quite a bit of experience and I can tell you she's not interested. Just fucking forget about her. Don't jerk off and try to go to the gym. Make her regret underestimating you. You have to be mean in life.

>>82690712

Yeah, like de Niro in heat you just have to know when to walk away. You don't want to be someone else's second choice or worse.

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>>82686211

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Is this accurate?

What's the name of the show?

>>82691861
nah.

>>82681339
>cuckolding is shown to be a pathetic, embarrassing, soul-crushing, and even physically painful experience

>HURRR THE J00Z ARE GLORIFYING IT

k

>>82681386
>it is shown as humiliating and absolutely no one supports it

it is not genuine
>UGH NO I DON'T WANT TO KEK YOU GROSS
>hehe but you have to admit it'd be pretty funny though
>white males amirit

>>82691889
yah

>>82690712
Th-thanks brah....

>>82683265

Dont ask a woman what she would like to do, dont give her a choice, just say
>hey we're going here on X day at Y time, that work for you?
Never ask, woman want straight decisions

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>>82686211
EVER

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>>82691929
>someone replies to my 6 hour post
>i'm still fucking monitoring the thread

>>82686385
>hehe but it's still pretty funny if you think about it
>so empowered
>and she feels guilty anyway plus she loses the divorce so :///

the fact is, women and numales are never going to be capable of empathy on this, because it's immature/oppressive/feminine to complain/take responsibility/bepro-filialpiety.

the only way you win is to not talk about it, and not seek relationships with people who excuse it. just do your best to live sincerely and with principles.

>>82691999
Sick digits breh.

And to clarify, I asked if she liked Thai food, but she never replied.

It's a really good Cambodian/Thai/Vietnamese restaurant but I wanna make sure she's down.

You are right though, asking what a woman wants for dinner is like pulling teeth.

t. Family Saturday nite dinners woth mother and sister

>target is for entitled high-schoolers

what the fuck does this mean
i try to substitute "self-entitled" and it still sounds ridiculous

learn your fucking words child

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>>82686211
really tinkles the nognog

>>82692364
romanian women like muscles. hit the gym

>>82688131
I think he left of the X = 24 and 2+4 = 6 part.
Try hard enough and you can contrive anything from anything.

>>82692402
> Being this triggered by nothing >>82686211

Christ.

>>82681339
what show?

>>82681087
One of my favorite shows atm

>look at that cat. look at how cooool he is

>Not being a cuck

I bet you fags don't even know who Amber Blank is.

WHO IS SHE AND DOES SHE HAVE ANY NUDES/NUDE SCENES

>tfw want to cuck my fiancee but i don't know any girls to do it to her with

is reverse cucking even a thing?

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>>82692645
She's thick as fuck and i love it

>>82681339
>oh, the cage!
Gets me every time

>>82692402
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/Mindblowing/

what did he mean by this?

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/cuckolding/

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>>82692903
that you're a faggot

>>82681339
What's wrong with this?
Isn't every white male a cuck?

>>82692973
LEL you buttblasted leftist faggot. you have to go back.

>>82687576
>>82687823
>>82689186

The excuse the woman uses to explain why this is a great fetish is, "when I'm getting used by my bull, when I throw my husband a bone it's like we still love each other." Essentially, she's saying the only way she can feel love for her husband is if she's regularly getting fucked by other men.

>>82691861
>Is this accurate?

Yes and no.

Yes, because fat ugly losers don't really have any right to point at physically fit black men and say they're worthless when they're out getting easy sex.

No, because few black men are simultaneously that attractive and fucking those kinds of busty blonde girls, they're usually banging slags.

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>>82686734
Me wanna see one!

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>the state of video games

>>82686735
very solid advice

>>82693311
what the fuck

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>>82681087

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>>82693311

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>>82692410
>>82683265
Nevermind brehs.

She just texted me back 8 hours later with the old "who else is coming? We can double date with my bf!"

Which means she was backpedaling for an excuse to get out of it, or she actually misheard me asking her out and is apologizing.

Either way pic related.

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>>82693469

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>>82693311

>>82693469
Act like you're chill but distance yourself. Maybe it's time to better yourself a bit. But you don't have to listen to me i'm just a faggot online

>>82681339

This is objectively hilarious.

>>82693469
To be fair I was genuinely surprised she said yes and gave me her number because it was too good to be true that a thicc goddess like that WASN'T getting boned.

Oh well, c'est la vie....

>>82693469
You texted her back after that, didn't you? Please tell me you didn't.

>>82693311
What the fuck? What game is this?

>>82693469
Damn anon, that sucks.

>>82691929
Yeah you shouldn't bother watching the show, you already made up your mind about it's content regardless of it being true.

>>82693518
Yeah maybe.

Honestly now it's gonna be awkward as shit when we work together but oh well, glad I tried at least.

>sjw go full retard while trying to understand 4chan
>OMG WE'RE ALL KEKS AREN'T WE! YES WE'RE KEKS, THEY SAY IT A LOT LOL, KEKS BETAS, WE'RE A BUNCH OF KEK BETAS LOOK HOW IRONIC WE ARE
It's hilarious to see how completely out of touch these retards are with internet culture.

>>82681087
shes so wonderfully thicc

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>We can do it backwards while you watch foot fetish anime porn

Do gf's really say things like this?

>>82681339
good job america

>>82683398
>>82683265

This. Let her answer senpai, there is kind of an unwritten rule, anymore than 2-3 texts in a row is over the top and comes off as desperate. If you're autistic and bad with girls i would just leave it with the one yousent though. She gave you her number so there is obviously some level of interest. You never know what people do with their free time, and when she does respond do what this guy said and give it at least like 10-15 minutes before answering.

If she doesn't answer at all anon, maybe feel out when she's free next time you guys work together and ask her in person.

If she is uninterested suddenly you can't do much about that aside from not weirding her out by desperately texting her over and over. The last thing you want is for her to think you're a sperg and now you have to work with her. Sorry I am rambling because I'm kind of drunk, if it helps I do have a girlfriend who is cute and cool and we live together so I can into girls.

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>>82693529
Worse.

I suggested that her and her bf try the restaurant I was gonna take her to.

>>82681815
how do you cuck over a woman with a divorce? is he poorer than her or something?

>>82693650
Thanks for advice but uh ...read the thread for a laugh at my expense.

>>82693707

Oh anon, I just finished reading as I posted my comment, I'm so sorry.

>>82693469
>>82693545
At least what video did this come from?

>>82693663
Oh lad... you shouldn't have replied. We told you to be chill

>>82693748
I have another OkCupid girl that's been wanting a relationship and has contacted me a few times seeing if I was still interested.

Maybe I'll just foster something with her even though I was grossly turned-off during our first date.

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>>82692998
make me cuck

>>82693663
Quit the job, move out of country, delete any and all social contacts.

>>82693311
Game?

>>82693858
If you were grossly turned off during your first date you probably shouldn't respond to her.

>>82693858
why were you grossly turned off?

>>82692703
only if you end up loving them, 'cause that's what girls hate more

Post the one where she's getting fucked

>>82687332
>They're just trying to get in your pants
>Why are they trying to get into my pants?
>Because that's where your vagina is, duh
Did she really not know?

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TV show where a white cucks his white gf with a sexy black girl when?

>>82693663
not like this...

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>>82681087
(((Who))) could be behind all this???

>>82694061
Maybe, but at the same time I think we're both desperate enough for a relationship.

Which obviously is the WORST possible reason for getting into a relationship, but fuck it.

>>82694159
Her personality. Never smiled. Zero ambition. Her lack of anything redeeming really.

Oh and she was twice as fat as her pics.

Yet, I'm still considering it.

>>82694347
You're just gonna be miserable if you get with her anon, don't do it.

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>>82694249
>>82694040
>>82693797

The worst part is it's actually a really good restaurant.

>>82694347
Get with the fatty, get you some sexual experience so that you aren't awkward as fuck at it when you finally do get with a girl you actually like.

>>82694398
I dunno.

I may have misjudged her, but I was pretty solid in saying I wanted a Friends with Benefits relationship and she didn't.

Still kinda do but I also wanna actually have a gf at the same time.

>>82694473
I lost my virginity at a swingers club.

Since then, I've fucked like 6 escorts and gotten an AMP happy ending a dozen times.

Only once have I courted a girl (2 dates) then we had sex (which she enjoyed more) and she broke it off.

I know what I'm doing and the non-whores have said I'm pretty good at sex, but I still haven't really had a real relationship.

>>82694658
You sure as shit sound like a virgin talking about being in love with a bitch you hardly know.

>>82694733
Never said I was in love. The prospect of love excites me and that's what I was holding on to.

I've had plenty of sex but never made love.

>>82694281
People are actually responding positively to the show ITT, can you help me teach them the error of their ways?

>>82686918
Yes it is cuck.

>>82683708
DON'T BE A DICK I'M JUST ASKING

>>82696215
That's the show.

>>82693469
Just propose to drive her and her bf to the place

>>82693469
Serves you right for trying

>not already having giving up on ever finding love joy and happiness and accepted being forever alone

fucking normalshit

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>>82693311
fucking cried at the hand movements

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>>82693469
You poor sod, but at least you tried.

>>82693311
WAT GAME

loool