Tell me things you've seen people wouldn't believe.

I saw arrested development become bad
I saw Johnny depp get cucked

>>82784581
Problem Child 2

>>82784581

well my best friend molested me and now everyone hates me because they think I'm not telling the truth. I was asleep and I woke up with his hands down my pants. I told him to fuck off then he told everyone that i made a move on him.

the end is near for me. no hope.

>>82784581
I saw antifa come to America

>>82784637
Sjw detected

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>>82784637

A german shepherd maul an afghani and rip out his throat in helmand province.

>>82784581
I've seen crude jokes about the first five minutes of a major movie have a longer lasting effect that the movie itself

>>82784581
I real RWDS rally.

>>82784581

A woman's vagina

>>82784637
molesting is not a thing
rape is
you weren't raped
so shut the fuck up
he saw lots of porns and he wanted to wake you up with an orgasm so you'd love him
you are a bitch for telling it

>>82784759

rape is penetration friend.
molestation is sexual assault.

Bladerunner 2049

I have see Goku going to high school.

>>82784581
This:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBHkW0aKHRc

>>82784778
wich is not a thing

>>82784581
Bill Murray acting like a cat in heat in a convenience store

I've seen things, things YOU people wouldn't believe.... shitposts off the boards of /b/ , Pasta repeated off the posts of countries I hate..... all of that will be lost to the archives, like tears.... in rage....

>>82784855

you sound like a bob dylan fan

a girl about 5 year old getting wet and enjoying sex with an adult man.

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I've seen big things for you people. Attack ships crashing with no survivors. I watched someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. All those moments will be lost in time, like memes in rain. Time to pull off the mask.

>>82784581
ayy lmaos

>>82784831
/pol/ was a mistaken

>>82784692
That's a big think to believe

I've seen things you hotheads wouldn't believe. Planes crashing off the shoulder of Uzbekistan. I watched the fire rise in the dark in Gotham. All those moments will be lost in time, like brothers in the wreckage. Time to crash. with no survivors

I've seen Wynonna Ryder get angry at some woman and then just pull her pants down and take a shit in front of her.

>>82784992
no really it's like someone pushing you in the train
he touched my weenie bua bua shut uo

I watched CIA memes glitter in the dark near the Banehauser Plane.

>>82784688

Was it a mil dog or one of those fucking nasty ass pack beasts, shepherd I'm assuming mil

>>82784940
kek

I saw God once

>>82784637
>not fuggin him instead

>>82784759
>>82784778

Legally molesting is sexual acts (touching, fondling, taking pornographic photos, rape) for kids below 18.so

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>>82784637

sometimes i wonder what people would think/say if i told them about the thousands of hardgore videos ive seen

kids getting beheaded, babies being vivisected, people getting disemboweled, burned alive, raped, tortured, CP

do normies even think about these things?

>>82785441
I've spoken to God once. It was over the phone. He had the wrong number.

>>82784838
LMAO
You mad bro?

>>82785441
where?

he didn't just eat their bodies... he ate their souls

when he ate he told me it filled him with white light!

>>82784581

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>82785859
in a park in Barcelona, after a friend of mine got his jaw broken by some bouncer, I was looking at the sky tho

I saw a black couple on the train in San Francisco and she was sucking his dick in front of everyone.

>>82786164
Why do you have to include that they were black

>>82786254
Because they were. Everyone else on the train was asian

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I saw the Rock become the highest grossing actor in Hollywood

>>82784940
underrated

>>82784621
underrated post

I saw the time counter in Sega's NiGHTS on the Saturn reset to 999 seconds after a glitch I was never able to replicate again

>>82786254
(You) know why.

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My Cock is this ________________________________________________________________________________ big

It's true, I put it on my monitor and did the underscore to show you

>>82784992
/pol/ was kek's gift to mankind

I watched frog memes topple the government of the most powerful country on earth.

>>82784637
faggot

>>82786566
azuka a shit

>>82784621
Problem Child 3

>>82784581
samurai cop

>>82786861
this this this this
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/

>>82784637
>going to an anonymous Samoan sandcastle imageboard instead of the police

>>82785340
Yeah it was Army SF

>>82786566
Why are you 250% zoomed in, anon?

>>82785645
Oh, and , when you watch that stuff, do you personify with victims or evil people?
Also, good luck with your psychosis.

>>82785944
that has to be a lie, my goose wouldnt never do that >:(

>>82787329

Pepe didn't influence Trump's win in the slightest. I know you'd like to think all the time you spent in front of your CRT in your mom's basement, typing with one hand while manipulating your flaccid, medically small penis with the other, had some effect on the real world, but it didn't. Trump won the election by mobilising disenfranchised blue collar workers in swing and other states, people who barely use the internet if at all, who probably still use AOL on ancient Pentiums. That, combined with Hillary's failure to inspire negroes and other apathetic demographics, secured Trump's win.

>>82785645
We were playing a truth or dare once, I was 15 and had my girlfriend next to me so I wanted to impress, as usual, I picked truth and one of her friends asked me what was the grossest thing i've ever seen, so I went complete autist mode and told them i've seen someone on the internet who abducts girls and rapes and tortures them for the viewers entertainment and how they'd sometimes even kill the victims on live cam... I thought they'd be like "wow, how fucking awful" but I was just stared at like I did the crimes myself

>second story
my girlfriend was talking about dogs once so I told her about the video where the owner of the dog skins him alive and breaks his limbs and the dog still tries to reach him but he keeps going on, regret it a lot, anon, don't ever do it, for the sake of yourself and the normies around you

>>82784637
You did the right thing by coming here first.

>>82787787

She literally didn't have a campaign in Michigan and Wisconsin.

What the fuck was she thinking? I'm glad that arrogance is not our president. Not only that, she's completely bought by foreign powers. Needless to say though, wow.

>>82785645
i confessed to my gf, that i watched a fuckton of isis torture videos
she wasn't amused, but got over it

>>82784581
I saw two DChads flush out and utterly destroy an ISIS sympathizer in a BvS thread. It was fucking beautiful.

>>82784581
i saw an ufo two, maybe three times
one of them was pretty crazy
dunno if it was ayy lmao's or wut but it did things i don't think even secret men-made craft is capable of

>>82789456
where do you live?

I saw soldiers rape my neighbor in front of her husband and kids then burn the man alive while they took the kids away as sex slaves.

I hid in closet till NATO forces arrived and rescued me.

I moved to UK when I was 10. Now sell weed to save money go to college.

>>82787588
special forces doggo

>>82784637
kys

>>82789697
you're right I don't believe this

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>>82789697
Cucked

>>82784581
a green thunderbolt in the sky, creeped me out

>>82789608
South-west Poland, near the Czech and German borders in a large, major city

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>>82789456
time to take the ayy pill

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I was locked up with a guy who killed 3 people and helped in 4 other gang/drug related homicides. He had been in county jail for 10 fucking years because he waived his right to a speedy trial, and his strategy worked because the state finally got tired of seeing this bastard in court and offered him a sweet plea deal: 12 years in prison with credit for time served. He accepted that plea deal immediately. 2 days later he killed himself.

Also saw a guy stab another man over a half a cigarette.

i saw phil mitchell from eastenders at a club on saturday

ive seen a company outbid another company at a massive loss in order to secure a big contract and make thousands of people lose their jobs

ive seen my father argue the case for concentration camps

i saw the first episode of big bang theory because i thought it was a carl sagan type documentary about the big bang

i saw my father in bed with 3 of his female friends. pretty sure my parents were in a swingers club

ive seen the inner workings of the banking industry and learned the history of how they fucked over and enslaved an entire planet

>>82790012
Guilt is a powerful emotion.

>>82788161

>she's completely bought by foreign powers

Mmm, we had a lucky escape, eh anon

>>82787406
If someone molests you and there's no video evidence or corroborating witnesses why are they going to believe you even if it's true? Sexual assault is often a crime that leaves very little evidence.

>>82790063

>club

Dogging, were you?

I say a DCEU movie with a fresh rating... NOT

>>82790119
Yes, it really is, but I didn't expect him to off himself.

>>82790012
>He accepted that plea deal immediately. 2 days later he killed himself.
shit

>>82790319
my college roomate of 2 years killed himself a year after graduation. it's incredible how close you feel to a person you live with and then have them choose to kill themselves. I still have dreams about him trying and failing to explain to me why he did it, or dreams where he's still alive and knows how hard it would be if he was really gone

I know its a difference situation but you really knew that guy well and to have that knowledge on top of the weight of his suicide is a ridiculous weight to bear. I'm sorry bro

I have seen CNN crew rigging the scene and paying people to look like refugees

I have seen MAJOR mainstream media scene riggings, with up to 1000 people

And these things are not even remotely known in the world

>>82790391
Don't get me wrong I don't feel bad for the guy, because he admitted (only to) being a getaway driver and killing one guy in "self defense" but it's weird. The jail where I was in had 30 bunk beds in each cell, and his bunk was close to mine. We weren't friends but we never fought each other and traded cigarettes. It also sucks how we found him, since he slit his wrist with a screwdriver while everyone was asleep and we woke up to finding this dude dead in a pool of his own blood. That's really what gets me.

I went down on a girl I met on Tinder and she had the gnarliest pussy ive ever seen. I was sick when I got back because I still had bits of tissue in my mouth

Nothing.
My life has been pretty uneventful.

>>82784581
My fist inside a vagina.

>>82790733
No.

NO.

I REFUSE.

FUCKING. NO. NOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

>>82790733
Eating pussy is for faggots

>>82790616
have you actually seen that though?

>>82791020
Yeah, i did

>>82790979
Actually mate that's what hetero men do. All that cocksucking you do, now that's for faggots.

>>82784581
I saw a white woman married to a white woman in a tv commercial once. Almost fell out of my chair because i was literally shaking.

>>82784581

I saw an incoming mortar bounce off a T-wall two feet away and land in the gravel nearly at my feet. It was a dud, obviously.

I've seen a pack of kids splattered by .50 cal machine gun fire, because a suicide bomber was using them as human shields while he approached our gate.

I watched a friend put his hand into the gaping ruin of his abdominal cavity, and the realization that he was about to die cross his face. RIP Wade.

I saw a certain country music star roll an entire pallet of bourbon out of the back of a C-17 onto the tarmac at an airbase in Iraq, in front of a bunch of MP's and brass who were there to greet him. Like a regular military sized pallet, entirely stacked full of boxes of bourbon bottles. The pallet was officially 'disposed of', but the base was not dry that month.

I've seen a russian land an IL76 on half a runway, literally bounce the aircraft over the crater the size of an SUV in the middle, and then brake on the other side. When asked how he intended to take off, he said "My job is to land plane, not take it off" That IL76 was stuck at that airfield for several months, until the runway could be repaired.

I've seen an iraqi farmer fucking his goats (plural, because he went through the herd until he found one he liked), through a thermal camera from almost 2km away.

>>82787779
Newfag.

>>82791410
go on, pics?

>>82784581
i saw a girl to enter a sex club with a guy x2 her age she was probably legal but looked like she was 16

>>82791410
Good work anon. Sorry about your friend.

>>82791410

Thanks for sharing.

>>82790616

They fake all the news with actors. Nothing but Soviet Union level propaganda, for decades. Also TV should be called TrannyVision.

>>82784637
Why does everyone think you're the one lying?

I saw a dude behead a dog

i saw my ex ex gf fucking my dog

>>82792015
did it make your donger hard?

>>82792094
many times

One time I saw a homeless guy totally encased in ice after a freezing-rain in Chicago. Nobody believes me but I saw it.

>>82790113
>ive seen a company outbid another company at a massive loss in order to secure a big contract and make thousands of people lose their jobs

This is so common, especially in the govt industry.

ive seen nudes of my sister

I was hiking in glacier national park and we were in front of a pond. A rain cloud had apparently pushed right over the ridge of the mountain and just boiled over. It looked as if a sheet of pure water was rolling across the pond straight at me. It was frightening and awe inspiring at the same time. The pond was just exploding where the storm was yet the rest of the pond yet to be consumed was still.

ive seen a nudist guy and his gf in they mid 20s fucking between the rocks and some older guy 45+ join and the gf blow him while bf banged her doggy

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>>82784581
I saw a place, where instead of pointless sequels they made great original movies all the time.

>>82792870
post them so I can say the same. I want to be able to say
>I've seen nudes of anon's sister

>>82784581
I saw my 9 year old stepsister looking up at me with my dick in her mouth when I was 12. Not a memory I can jerk off to anymore, but I know /tv/ is full of people who fantasize about that sort of thing, and thus the won't want to believe that someone has lived their dream.

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>>82793856
how do you live with yourself?

>>82793967
Pretty easily. It's not like I forced her to. It was a game of truth or dare that lead to oral sex on multiple occasions. She swallowed too.

>>82784940
That was nice, here's a (You)

>>82784940
>All those moments will be lost in time, like the identity of bodies in the wreckage brother

I watched a female chimp frantically rubbing her clit until she had a chimp orgasm. I didn't know they did that.

>>82794450
Give any animal sentience and they'll find some way of sexually pleasuring themselves

>>82792870
Same, I was backing up her pictures for her and on one of the SD cards I pulled a whole folder of nudes.

Not too impressive but, something that made me lose a bit of faith in humanity...

Me and my buddy are watching the UFC this weekend and we hear someone got shot at a bar less than a mile from where we are, he then tells me his friends cousin or some shit took a video of the guy bleeding out on the ground. What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>82792870
I accidentally found a sextape of my sister and her husband.

>>82795275
No, I've just kept them stored safely along with the rest of her files.

>>82784581
I worked 4 star restaurant and waited on several famous actors, Jack Nicholson, Kevin Sorbo, Emmanuel Lewis, and LL Cool J are the ones I remember most but there was a bunch of others. I also met Sherman Hemsley at a Philly Connection, he bought my sandwich for me because I started singing The Jeffersons theme.

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I have an idea for the greatest kino ever made but I will never share it.

I saw her face, now I'm a believer

>>82784940
here

>>82791531
>woman being a whore
most believable thing itt desu

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Once I saw my dick get sucked by a Christmas friend.

>>82796306
story?

>>82796557
I'm pretty sure it's from the comments section on Youtube. Don't know what video though.

I have a sextape of me fucking my sister in law. It was from before my brother and her got together. I still jerk off to it and have fucked her twin and have a video of that too. I got her twin to admit they had licked eachother's pussies when they were younger. Shit makes me cum harder than any porn video I have ever seen.

>>82784759
anon I hope you wake up one day with someone's hand up your asshole

>>82790012
Aaron Hernandez?

>>82784637
hot

>>82791410
I served myself, but i find it hilarious that you peep at an sandnigger fuckin his goats.

I was on the same plane as Aidan Gillen once

>>82796838
eh I wanted to know about the christmas dicking

>>82798119
>sister
ooh la-lá
>in law
trashed

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I've seen her take fat ogre shits

Saw the car in front of me hit a mine and several of my squad mates die burning. Had my first ever panic attack getting home from that tour. I was going to lunch with my family and I screamed at all of them to stop the car and get out, herded them across to the pavement while traffic piled up behind our car. They were all very upset and confused because obviously I hadn't talked about my experience. I honestly thought they were all about to continue down that straight road onto a mine

>>82784637
yurofags are so weird

>>82798641
Did you ever tell them about it?

>>82784940
(4You)

>>82784581
If you flip a car and open your eyes once you're upside down, it looks like you're in space on account of the sunlight suddenly disappearing and the small shards of glass that are everywhere lighting up like they're stars.

It's quite beautiful.

sometimes I masturbate sniffing random girls' shoes

>>82799068
I told them the gist of what I witnessed but with as little detail as possible

>>82790063

Lourenzos?

>>82799435
Might be worth seeking help if the panic attacks keep occurring (if you haven't already done so). Sorry you went through that anon.

>>82790113
>ive seen my father argue the case for concentration camps
cry about it faggot

>>82799356
I can belive that

I saw a mangled body in the middle of the interstate. A bunch of first responders had just shown up and were running up to cover it up with a blanket. Learned later he jumped in front of a semi and an heroed.

>>82801033
People who off themselves by jumping in front of cars and trains are fucking pricks.

>>82784637
Get help
You're still a faggot

>>82785645

> you'd be surprised how many "normies" have watched isis beheadings.

>>82784688
I saw an afghan pick up an apers and blow both feet and both hands off. He was laying there in shock like he'd been hog tied in that position.

>>82801259
>apers
wut

I saw a masked man crash a plane with no survivors.