Kinoroo Jack

>>82783129
Noice

>>82783129
>I pud da jacket on the kanga and now he hoppin away!
Jesus christ America, every time I saw that trailer on tv I felt my skin crawl in sympathy for your embarrassment. Never watched it but I'm sure it was awful.

Fake cover. Fake movie.

>>82783129
>Hip, hop. A hippie, a hip hop hip

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I SAID A HIP

>>82785899
HOP

>>82783129
fuck i've seen this movie several times

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>>82785924
THE HIPPIE

>>82783129
It was an amazing bait-and-switch. Probably outright fraud. I legit enjoyed the movie.

on january 17th, jerry bruckheimer presents...

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>>82783129
Looks like Whoopie Goldberg.

>>82783129
why was this film made

>>82783129
First film I ever watched in a theatre.

Only quote I remember is "chicken blood" and "waffles is froze with fear!"

>>82789018
Was it also the first one you walked out of?

>>82783129
I unironically like Kangaroo Jack because one of my fondest memories was when my dad let me stay up late to watch it when we rented it from Blockbuster.

>>82785093
As a kid I fucking keked at that part
>DA KANG AROO TOOK AWAY DA MUN EE
Dumb black supporting characters are the best

>>82783129
Literally one of the best comedies of 2000's, along with Scooby-Doo

>>82783129
>every trailer presented this as a goofy movie about a talking kangaroo
>that actually happens for about 5 minutes in a dream sequence and the film is actually some shitty generic crime caper

daily reminder this movie was legitimate fraud

>>82787724
BRAAAPkino

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Surely there must have been a false advertising lawsuit

Never saw this flick but i remember the ads for it and shit as a kid. Is the stuff about the dream sequence at least portrayed as a pivotal or significant event in the movie? Do they get some inspiration or motivation from it or something? Does Kangaroo Jack get mentioned again afterwards, like do they do a passable job of tying it into the movie

there's got to at least be a

>finally after all this time we're Kangaroo Jack™

moment at the end right? There's no way that they marketed the kangaroo shit that hard and then forgot about him after the dream sequence, made no effort to at least SEEM like they didn't rip all of the little kids off, right?

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>the sequel to this shit goes straight to an animated film

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>>82791702
>sequel
what?

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>>82791746

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>>82791746
This bitch is canon too

>>82791928
the kangaroo jack canon is a source of contention?

I PAID FOR A MOVIE ABOUT A KANGAROO IN A HOODIE
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY KANGAROO IN A HOODIE, WARNER BROS??

This is the only movie I've ever seen three (3) times in one day.

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L-LOL?

>>82791176
wtf were they thinking

Should we (we as in /tv/) file a class action lawsuit against these kikes?

>>82791797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TpSKxntrAg

absolute kino

>>82791265
this forced meme is really dumb because its literally colbert impersonating alex jones.

>>82792073
>>82791928
>>82791797
>>82791702
>>82791746
This wikipedia article's structure is one of the funniest things I've seen today

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo_Jack:_G%27Day_U.S.A.!

>>82792097

shut the fuck up Colbert you sack of shit

>see trailers for this movie
>trailer features talking kangaroo
>Kid me gets excited and wants to see it
>In theatre watching and friend wants to go to the bathroom and my mom unforced the buddy system so I have to go with him
>Kangaroo never talks in the movie
>Turns out it was a short dream sequence I missed when I was in the bathroom
>Get irrationally mad and pissed off

Only movie I regret seeing in theatres.

>>82792037
it was a pre 911 world anon

>>82783129
What with all this retarded kids obsessed with talking animals. When i was ten i remember i was glad it turn out to be nothing like that stupid vhs cover.

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>>82783129
Talking animal kino thread?

>>82793053
unironically dogkino

post kangaroo jack reaction images you stupid dipshits

>>82793134
no u

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>rent this from Hollywood Video when I was a kid thinking it'd be an amazing movie about two black guys in Australia
>get a rapping Kangaroo instead

>>82792190
Looks like someone out there really liked the movie.

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>>82792037
>Snow Dogs

I remember that piece of shit tricked me literally the same way. Don't let your kids pick out movies they're stupid and will hate themselves for it.

Did anyone actually like talking animal movies as a kid anyways? They always seemed like the kind of thing dumb parents took their kids to because they thought they would like them, not something kids actually liked.

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>>82793422
>he doesn't like talking animal kino

Get
Out

>>82791004
WE

gotta get it back, get the jacket back kangaroo jack.

>>82793878
WUZ

>>82783129
Unironically my favorite comedy.

>>82793422
>he didnt like the Country Bears
FTFY

A movie which shaped a generation