>A sad clown skyping via satellite What was meant by this?

It was a cool little segment

It was them simultaneously pretending to be tolerant of all sexualities and body types while making the joke that "haha this ugly freak NERD is probably into really gross, weird fetishes, amirite?"

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>>82784586
what a revolting troll body she has

>>82784600
Did you just presume xir gender?

>>82784586
There's no way she's under 150.

>>82784449
exactly the right message

>>82784630
She's 5'3'' dude

>>82784586
that lack of ass is ridiculous

>>82784440
webcam models accepting a small sum of about ten dollars united states american currecy for ten minutes of face to face,one on one skype time.
People are so desperate for acknowledgement if their own existance that this is a cheap and fair price.
t. webcam stripper.

>>82784440
Fuck Grompff and fuck cis people

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>>82784762

>>82784762
You're a literal whore feeding off the lonely and broken, btw.

>>82784891
Tell me something I dont know.
P.S Im a man

>>82784891
it's all in the game yo

Bill NYe the Weimar Guy

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>>82784978
>>82784978
omar comin

>>82784963
I already admitted to being the sad clown and you feel the need to break me down even more?
Who's the real shitlord here?

>>82784440
skype product placement and satellite for context.
sad clown is a pierrot reference.

>>82784586
>29
She looks way older, what an ugly hag

>>82784440
Obviously fetish cam
The bigger question is what oh oh oh meant

>>82784586
>138
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahah. Is that in Kilos?

>>82784795
I can't wait untill these posts are just a mash of jibberish and the only way to understand them is to be familiar with this meme

>>82784586
fetal alcohol syndrome

>>82784440
This world of ours is full of choice
But must I choose between only John or Joyce?
Are my options only hard or moist?
My vagina has its own voice
Not vocal cords, a metaphorical voice
Sometimes I do a voice for my vagina
Please don't tell me I'm the only one who does that
'Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh
Much more than either or, or, or
Power bottom or power top
Versatile love may have some butt stuff
It's evolution, ain't nothing new
There's nothing taboo about a sex stew
Just add salt or Gerard Depardieu
French treasure
'Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh
Much more than either or, or, or
If they're alive I'll date 'em
Channing or Jenna Tatum
I'm down for anything
Don't box in my box
Give someone new a handy
Then give yourself props
(Male voice: Oh you think you're so smart, did you learn gay in college?)
Chill with all of that while I drop some knowledge
Sexuality's a spectrum
Everyone is on it
Even you might like it if you sit up on it
Drag queen, drag king, just do what feels right
You're tall pansexual, flirty wood sprite
Who enjoys a fleshlight in the cold moonlight?
(Male voice: With a sad clown Skyping via satellite?)
Damn skippy, home slice,
Sing it with me all night
Sex how you want it, it's your goddamn right
'Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh
Much more than either or, or, or
Get off your soapbox
Get off your soapbox
My sex junk's better than bagels with lox
With lots of schmear

>>82788975
>Are my options only hard or moist?

Literally, yes.

For all the talk of muh gender spectrum, there's still just those two. There's no "third genitalia".

>>82789031
Always thought this. And to think that these people can seriously claim that they're, "pansexual flirty wood sprites" and that they're anything less than totally insane is preposterous.

The diet episode was cringeworthy, especially the panel. Who thought it was a good idea to have a random fat lady, and a psychologist who said no one has willpower unless they never give in once so what's the point?

>>82785037
WE
WYZ
METAPHORS
N
SHIT

>>82784669
I think he meant age.

>>82788975
>If they're alive
How can this horrible, necro-shaming hate speech get a pass?

>>82789031
>>82789374
Gender refers to sexual preference while sex is genitalia. The distinction was made some years ago because they needed a term for fags.

>>82789676
gay isnt a gender you moron

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>>82784586
>128 - 138

>out of breath thirty seconds into the song
what causes this? too many bagels?

>>82788975
That's for a kids show?

>>82788975
Disgrace.

>>82788975
Maybe we all died on 9/11 and this is what hell is.

>>82789942
The older I get the more I think this is true.

>>82789942
my life went to shit after 911 and if i could rewind it and make a few key decisions different i totally would

only now 16 years later am i starting to recover from all the fucking shit that went down

t. avoid gangs

>>82788975
Can we all agree never to use the word schmear? I can't think of a more reuplsive word

>>82790874
Isn't it vagina smegma?

the worst part about this video is the delivery, it's just so cringeworthy and awkward

i feel like i can hear the vibrations in this cunt's voice when she's singing and i can barely even focus on the lyrics this whole thing just feels much more confused and desperate than it needs to be

>>82789942
>>82790163
Then explain why these faggots are losing. Instilling false hope in us?

>>82790950
I think? In any case, the word itself is revolting. It doesn't help if it is attached to pussy discharge

>>82790995
I thought it was embarrassing because that song feels like it was made in utter contempt and disregard of actual music, not to mention science in general

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This one goes out to all my bipeds who identify as ladies!

This world of ours is full of choice
But must I choose between
Only John or Joyce?

Are my options only hard or moist?
My vagina has its own voice
Not vocal cords, a metaphorical voice

(Spoken)
Sometimes, I do a voice for my vagina
Please, don't tell me
I'm the only one who does that

(Chorus)
Cause my sex junk
Is so, oh, oh, oh
Much more than
Either-or, or or

Power bottom or a top off
Versatile love may have
Some butt stuff

It's evolution, ain't nothing new
There's nothing taboo about a sex stew
Just add salt or Gérard Depardieu
French treasure

(Repeat chorus)
If they're alive, I'll date them
Channing or Jenna Tatum

I'm down for anything
Don't box in my box
Give someone new a handy
Then give yourself props

(Sung by a dorky interlocutor)
Oh you think you're so smart
Did you learn gay in college?

(Response from Rachel)
Chill with all of that
While I drop some knowledge

Sexuality's a spectrum
Everyone is on it
Even you might like it
If you sit up on it

Drag queen, drag king
Just do what feels right
You're a tall pansexual
Flirty wood sprite

Who enjoys a Fleshlight
In the cold moonlight?

(dorky interlocutor)
With a sad clown
Skyping via satellite?

(Rachel)
Damn skippy, home slice
Sing it with me all night

(Both)
Sex how you want
It's your goddamn right

(Repeat chorus)

Get off your soapbox
Get off your soapbox
My sex junk's better than
Bagels with lox

With lots of schmear

This shit is more cringeworthy than 70s disco culture. I hope the next generation rebels against sjw hell and gasses every millenial.

>>82791261
Worst torture of them all.

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>>82788975

>>82788975
>random sex not for the purpose of reproduction with strangers is evolution
I'm fucking done with all this.

>>82792511
That's what bothers me most out of all of this. Saying heterosexual isn't the baseline is insane. Gays are not an improvement on the species, they are an aberration

>>82792770
It's because the left think breeding is immoral.

>>82792855
Well, white people breeding. Interracial couples (white/other) is brave. I'm so sick of this shit

>>82784440
>Every song break in the show would look like this in reality.

>>82788975
>get off your soapbox

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>Sex is just a blast
>Even if you think it's funny
>There ain't nothing I like better
>Than a little goy's cunny

Did Bill go too far with this line?

>>82787561
Fk drpf n fk wt pepol

>>82784586
>128 lbs
pffthahahah, unless she's about 5 ft tall, no way

>>82793299
>DUDE I HAVE A VAGINA LMAO

Come on guys, women are funny. GET OVER IT!

>>82784586
>29

ok wtf. Is this literally the world right now? Girls are only pretty until they're 20?

>>82794096
maybe if you are a pedo.

>>82795201
you're probably a girl if that pic isnt disgusting

>>82795229
what did he mean by this?

>>82790874
She used just about every word I cant listen to without getting chills: moist, and schmear.

>>82794096
because of estrogen teenagers now get giant tits and asses and then by the time they're 29 they have the body of a 50yo hebrew teacher who gave birth 4 times even though they never had any children

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>>82784586

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>>82784440
D R O P P E D
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>>82784440

Simply genuis

The layers of complexity of brilliance this entire skit shows is mind blowing

Truly one of the greatest acts we'll see in our lifetime

>>82784586
jewess mode

>>82797209

pure coincidence!

>>82784586
>I was soooo hungry
ugh, these people kill me, load up on vegetables and cook them with low fat olive oil.

>>82797209
You couldn't tell she was a Jew by her last name? This is how they do it, they fool the plebs.

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>mfw the bass drops

>>82797968
How embarrassing

>>82798017
That's his gimmick

>>82790208
Give us a greentext

>>82784449
We are, of course, progressive and forward-thinking but not everyone sees it this way.

>>82798168
I don't drive a Prius, so I'm not prone to fast and aggressive driving. I prefer to travel a bit slower.

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>>82788975
>My sex junk's better than bagels with lox
>With lots of schmear

not even hiding it anymore

>>82788975
>'Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh
>Much more than either or, or, or

but its literally either a clit and pussy or a dick and balls

Unless you are part of the very unlucky >0.5% with some major fucked up defect

>>82789385

The point was to make fatties feel better about themselves by way of reinforcing their external locus of control

>>82784449

thanks for enjoying the show

>>82797968
god bill is such a faggot