Baywatch is going to flop, isn't it?

>>82784735
No. way. It's going to make alot of money.

>>82784735

>nostalgiashit

Yes.

imagine if you got to slide your hand down and play with her crotch a bit!

I CAN SEE THE BAREST OUTLINE OF HER VAGINA.

>>82784966
I can smell your virginity.

The whole thing is a complete farce. I don't even think the producers expect it to make a profit, they're probably making something regardless.

Everything about it seems half-assed and ill-conceived and casted.

>>82784735
my cock doesnt flop when i see alex

>tfw all you're excited about it new babewatch

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>>82784962
That would be cool

>>82784735
10/10 body
4/10 face

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>>82785034
Why wouldn't we be?

>>82785006
I can taste YOUR virginity.

>>82784735

I'm sorry I thought you said flap.

>>82784735
Why are her eyes so cold and soulless?

>>82785655
because she's trying to look upset, anon.

>Starring The Rock
>Will bomb

pick one

I wish daddario would flop her big ol milkies and pusy right on my face!

>>82785749
look up Anastasia Rose. there's a passing similarity between the two

>>82785655
>cold
Probably has to do with the fact her eye color is an ice blue

>>82785655
Typical trait of an experienced, veteran semen demon.

I'm just woefully unimpressed by the girls in the new Baywatch.

>>82785655
Her eyes are fucking mesmerising.

It's going to go crazy worldwide. Dumb people across the world loved the tv show.

>>82785075
Alexandra has an 11/10 face.

I'll be there,
I'll be ready,
Never your fear,
Now don't you fear,
I'll be there,
Forever and always, I'm always here!

>>82784966

Big, beefy lips...Mmmm...

>>82784735
FUCK
OFF
YOU
NIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>>82785802
Basically this. Even mammario is looking underwhelming.

>>82784735
>roast beef

>>82786195
>tfw that is my fetish

>>82785443
>>82784735
I plan on pirating it solely for any scenes of Daddrio in skimpy clothing. God she is gorgeous

>>82785655
I need that photo.
You know the one.

>>82786220
degenerate

>>82785783
they look nothing alike

Why aren't they wearing the highrise onepiece?
That looks nothing like Baywatch.

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>>82786260
Yes they do, Anastasia looks more like Alexandra's sister though.

I wonder, are they gonna have a throwback to the iconic "whole cast running on the beach together in slow mo" shot? I mean, they have to, right?

>tfw no Baywatch Nights reboot

>>82785053
Will this movie ever be released

When was the last time The Rock had a movie that bombed?

>>82787024
Central intelligence

>>82787245
That made $220 million with a budget of $50 million, how much does it need to make?

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>>82785837
Her neck is pretty neat too

>>82787336
It was still a bad movie

>>82787433

If that's how the system worked, Hollywood would have shut down a long time ago.

>>82784735
i can taste her pusy from here

Why did they keep making these after The Brady Bunch Movie? That one pretty much deconstructed the entire genre, removing any further need for exploration.

who the fuck wants a bay watch movie

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>>82784735
wtf, I just learned that she is 31 years old.

>>82787525
your mortal years matter little to the eternal semen demon

>>82787525
She's aging pretty well

>>82784735
No. Dwayne is $$$$$

>>82787525
>>82787537
Perfect mommy age :^)

>>82786195
Dumb virgin posters

>>82787525
why is that surprising

>>82785967
>SATURDAY NIGHT
>ITV
>MAKE YOUR OWN PIZZA FROM SAINSBURYS
>BEADLE'S YOU'VE BEEN FRAMED
>BLINDA DATA
>JET FROM GLADIATORS
>SOME PEOPLE STAAAAAAND IN THE DARKNESS


Take me back

>>82784735
It's bare tits and ass or nothing.

>>82787798
I thought she would be in her early 20's. She looked like a teenager in the radioactive video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU

>>82784735
BAYWATCH MARKS THE DECLINE OF THE RICK

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

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>>82784735
>can see her curtains through the panties

>>82787929
we have just been conditioned to seeing roasties that abuse drugs and alcohol in their teens and twenties looking a lot worse than they should by 30

>>82787433
That isn't what makes a movie bomb, though. Horrible movies make loads of cash all the time.

>>82787957
are you gay?

>>82788040
I thought a movie bombing was it doing horribly ticket sales.

>>82787788
stfu landwhale

>>82787957
>panties

she's clearly wearing a bikini dumb frogposter virgin

>>82788694
same shit with a different name so sluts don't feel ashamed

>white knighting
>any year

>>82789096
Why so bitter you virgin? Wearing a bikini doesn't make a girl a slut

10/10 tits
5/10 ass

Dropped.

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yup , porn is free and open to the internet without id cheaksumes now.
gg.

>>82787957
Why is that bad?

>>82787525
Souls are good for your health.

>>82789319
yeah, im sure you wouldnt bang her given the chance

>>82787410
This guy gets it.

>>82789319
lmao nigger

>>82786244
>>82788641
You have to go back (to reddit)

Nah, it's got the Rock, Effron, tits, and dude lmao humor, plus it's getting good marketing from what I can tell.

They hit a home run with the Daddario casting but the other bitches are plain as fuck

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>>82789690
I'd really like to touch and bite it

>>82789179
Kinda does though.

>>82785655
Because she is actually a demonic succubus here to steal men's soles and their cummies

>>82790999
Souls*. Fuck too late now, she's here for foot fetishism

>>82788201
That IS what bombing means. For some reason though a bunch of autists on here seem to think it has something to do with a movie's critical reception.

I never watched the original, but I wasn't under the impression that it was basically F&F/expendables like the new trailers are making this look like

>>82787957
you're an actual fag
that's fucking hot

>no classic one piece swimsuits

ONE JOB

I have no interest in this

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>>82791026
>>82790999
What have you done.

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>>82784735
Imagine being a woman and having to wear tiny, tiny underwear all the time and sometimes having to look serious and informed when your ass and pussy is covered by only a tiny piece of cotton and if you bend over it will hug every curve of your anatomy.

I am so glad I am a man and can wear underwear that covers my thighs, Jesus Christ.

>>82791167
They do wear those though...

>>82791287

pls post proofs

>>82791274
>implying women don't have a choice in what to wear
There are other options than "500 dollar piece of string".

>>82791408
No woman is going to go around in loose-fitting underwear with legs

Some will wear the tight booty shorts but that's still pretty sexual. It must be hell having a great body as a woman and expecting it to always be on display.

>>82791449
>He hasn't seen a girl in loose fitting boyshorts or stretch pants
Alright.

>>82791508
>stretch pants
I meant sweats.

who's playing Hoby

>>82784735
I hope so, movie looks like real piece of shit.

What the fuck is with all of these 21 Jump Street-style reboots? It's like studio executives saw the success of 21 Jump Street and thought, "Hey, let's do the same thing with our 20+year-old tv shows!"

Chips and Baywatch... what's next?

>>82791099
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SO FUNNY ANON!!!!!!

>>82791621
That is in fact precisely what happened.
The hacked sony emails prove as much.

>>82784735
Shut the fuck up, nigger. You piece of shit.

>>82791621

They feel safer financially with a known quantity instead of original scripts

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>>82785655
found the T50 eyelet

>>82784735
Serious answer: I think cinema has reached this sad area where its literally Marvel (exception fast and furious and DC sorta) or nothing.

There is no point to even making a non-comic book summer movie anymore. Studios keep playing with fire and getting burned or have no comic book properties and slowly dying.

>>82792006
D10 masterrace

>>82791099
I love that one

>>82789319
>5/10 ass
you're generous

>>82791621
It's simply because it has a name people are familiar with. You don't even have to be a fan of the old show. The fact that you even know it exists is considered huge to these execs.

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>>82784735
The sales will be high, you know up *here* not down *there*.

Yes Daddarios big fat tits are going to flop, a lot.

>>82792391
>si papi ese grande culo ja ja ja
>el justo! chiste!

>>82792641
>Have enormous breasts
>Pretend to take offense at men staring at them

Do women do this? If I had huge gorgeous knockers I'd hope everyone stares at them.

>>82792844

Because she got them:
>for her!

Not:
>for you!

>>82792844
I imagine it just get's annoying after a while

I'm sure they're flattered if the guy staring is attractive

God, that woman... how can she be that beautiful

>>82793011

What's surprising is how she looks 18 at fucking 31.

the Rock should knock her up

>>82784735
ITS NOT GONNA DO GREAT

THE ROCK MEME NEEDS A GOOD ASSBLASTING

BAYWATCH WAS THE MOST WATCHED TV SHOW WORLDWIDE, THE BRAND IS BIG WITH PLEBS

>>82784735
Generic summer comedy with the baywatch title, tits and the rock naw i doubt itll flop

>>82791274
>having such a shit tier body that you don't wear boxer briefs that hug your thighs

>>82792006
I have trouble determining my own on that chart. I think they're somewhere between c40 and d20.