What does /tv/ think of current Jlaw?

>>82843632

reddit: the actress

She is obnoxious and her ability is overrated

>>82843632
I want her to mock me for being a manlet and being a proponent of MRA

I want to ejaculate inside of her

i want to have sex with her

>>82843632
It should be illegal to call someone fat unless it's a man.

>>82843668
This.

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reddit hates /ourgal/

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Fun fact, Jennifer Lawrence is the only actress born in the 90's win be awarded an oscar for acting.

>>82843652
Fpbp, she was a fad from the beginning. That X-Men shit was just life support.

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I'd pay a great sum of money to suddenly be teleported into the Hunger Games universe, be selected to compete, team with her, and eventually have wild, primal-style sex with her in the woods.

Obviously any memory of Hunger Games, Jlaw or the teleportation process would have to be wiped out of my brain before the actual teleportation, so I wouldn't know what to expect and enjoy it more

Fuck I need to get laid so bad... last time was 3 months ago with a cheap hooker in Mexico

>>82844209
do you think you're on a website with other non-virgins?

>>82844209
Bitch ruined multiple X-Men movies and got fat. Women in a nutshell.

>>82844254

>got fat

fuck off memeing retard

>>82844248
Well /tv/ gets laid once in a while... r-right?

>>82843977

oink oink

her and seth rich would have made a fine couple

>>82844353
it's been over 5 years for me

Terrible actress. She has two "modes": deadpan or hysterical screaming.

>>82843632
dumb bitch that hollywood tried to force on us that the public rejected after her cuntiness shone through and her "just like me" schtick got old
I'm curious to find out what's gonna happen to her career now. She'll probably get lapped up by the mcu, though I wonder if even they'll take her after X-Men: Apocalypse did so much worse than Deadpool, since her fees are extortionate

only thing i thought she was remotely good in was Silver Linings

once youve seen the goods the allure is no long there physically so meh

>>82843977
Fun fact, fifty years ago we'd have had you upside down with a fork in your ass.

>>82843632
she has some good nudes

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>>82844353
Sunday night. She had huge tits and looked pretty good but I didn't enjoy myself and rarely do anymore when I have sex so I faked my orgasm and came home and jerked off to incest porn three times.

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>>82844458
u gotta live in the now, brah

>>82844395
How can you explain 5 years?
Are you even trying..?

>>82844633
Of course I'm not trying

>>82844598
i know that feel f a m

>>82844353
I broke up with my ex 2 months ago...
It's exam season now...

>>82844353
icky girls wouldn't appreciate my kino piss bottles collection that's why i'm a virgin

>>82844598
>>82844731

Same. Is there a name for what we have? Where we would rather jerk off than have sex anymore?

>>82843632
Should become a pornstar
Doesn't deserve her fame, takes it for granted

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>>82843632
she's got a stretchy/10 face

>>82845121
Old age

She's one of those young actresses where if you won a date with her it'd actually be pretty fun, she's witty.

>>82844254
At least she's not quite as bad as that GoT bitch.

>>82845192
>implying she wouldn't spend the entire time trying to act quirky and then laughing and staring at you until you laughed too out of awkwardness
there's a reason Hoult pumped and then dumped her for KStew

>>82844598
Sounds like you need to introduce your fetishes into your real-life sex. Maybe incest roleplay. I was getting bored with sex until I met a girl who loved to talk dirty and explore fetishes... got me interested in sex again.

REMINDER: ANYBODY THAT DEFENDS JLAW IS A REDDITOR

>>82845121
It's either you're just no longer a horny teenager and the idea of constant sex isn't as appealing to you (this usually happens if you get into a steady relationship), or you've become so addicted to porn that it's the only way you can get off.

>>82845283
Why do you hate The Young Pope, atheist scum?

>>82843632
great tits,only reason I'm interested in her

>>82844633
Maybe he's fat and ugly. What's the point in trying? I'm neither, and I haven't had some in a year, but that's because I don't have any social connections here, and I'm living somewhere where internet dating hasn't caught on yet, so the pickings are slim (and at the same time fat).

When I lived in London I could hook up on okcupid or whatever on the same day, bang.

I'm 38 though, so there's no hurry or urgency. Women are literally fucking mental, so a break from them is actually okay. I couldn't go this long if I was 25 though, I'd have exploded my now.

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i think she is alright :)

>>82844395

Nearly 5 years for me.

After a while you just lose complete interest in even trying.

She's been acting really bitchy lately. You can clearly see, she used to act to get people to like her. Now she looks like she's fed up with everyone and everything and doesn't care.

I liked her naked pictures

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I wanna suck on her titties

Awful, untalented, obnoxious, unlikeable and needs to go away forever

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>>82846102

But enough about you.

>>82844633
I know, can you imagine going 5 ENTIRE years without sex?

>>82843632
>How can you explain 5 years?
Fuck off.

>>82843632
She's aight

Very pretty

What's she even been in lately?

I totally forgot about her

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So what's everyone's favorite Jen movie?

>>82846640
Kinda weird seeing her interact with a child after lowering her to the same level as a porn star in my mind.

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>>82846698
Oh come on. By today's standards she's a saint if those leaks were the worst thing she's done.

First Class JLaw is best.

>>82846067
her anus is perfect

>>82846754
I don't really keep up with modern films, to be honest. The only films I've seen past 2005 were a few comedies, so all my mind really links her to is posing nude.

>>82845269
why would anyone dump someone for that cheating slut?

She looks really nice when she isn't "made up", however she does look particularly nice here
>>82846754

Outside of that it'd be like hanging around a Fisher Price See'n'Say

>>82845537
I seriously don't know how many times I've fapped to those mirror selfies gets me off more then most porn desu

>>82844209
>3 months

2 year dry spell here FUCK YOU

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>>82846924
You're expecting too much imo. She's no genius but she seems fun.

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>>82845283
>>82843668
>>82844254
>>82844404
>>82846102

>redditor

SO FUCKING WHAT?

you people are fucking pathetic. Just take a look at her accomplishments. LOOK. That's more than you'll ever achieve in 2 or 3 lifetimes.

What have you people done so far other than post in a Nigerian fingerpainting forum at your mom's basement hating against Jennifer Lawrence calling her fat and untalented

FUCK OFF

>>82843632
shit

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>>82843632

I dislike her fake media persona, her hubris, her asinine political views,, her attentionwhoring, the company she keeps, her pill-booze addiction.

I think she's an okay actress, and very attractive. I liked The Passengers.

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>>82843632
she will be still be my waifu now and forever

>>82847153

What hubris does she display?

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>>82847153
I forgot to the pro's that she can be very charming and funny sometimes, it seems.

It's a very hard calculation. I'm undecided on the Jlaw issue. I'd have to meet her in person but I never will.

>>82844353
>having sex
REEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who cares about JLAW when Blake Lively is clearly the GOAT waifu/spouse choice in Holywood.

>>82846067
FUCK ME. those nips!!!
okay, i'll rent Passengers tonight.

>>82847135
Calm down, Jennifer. We'd still fuck you.

>>82847232
It's understandable that it goes to your head winning Oscar at that age and being the highest paid actress in the industry, while being in a bunch of huge blockbusters. Fans and media praising you non-stop for years.

She started believing her own hype and importance. Maybe it was partially the media's fault for her being so overexposed however.

She's self-deprecating sometimes, and other times conceited as fuck. I mean chillax, wtf does she have to prove? Oscar won, highest paid, female idol, every dude wants to fuck her.

>>82847135
It's the case of sour grapes Miss Lawrence.

You can't be highly succesful and have everone like you (see Ronaldo, Messi, Brady, Mayweather, Bieber etc.).

The more relaxed you are about, the more people will like you. Have a good day.

>>82846771
Even back then before I even knew who she was I was like "damn, why is that girl's face so puffy?"

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>>82847174
>having more than 1 waifu

Poor man's Helle Bennet.

>>82843632
Female insincerity: the photograph.

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>>82847174
Get on my level.

Oh is she going to do that squealy out of breath crying thing that she does in every movie when it's a high emotional scene? Where she twitches her eyes back and forth and huffs and puffs like she is a baby?
I love that give her more oscars.

>>82845283
Redditor's hate her now though. She hasn't been popular on there since The Fappening. Guess the neckbeards hated that idea that their celebrity crush wasn't a pure maiden who'd stay celibate just for them.

>>82847388

Passengers is the first movie I've seen that made me actually want to fuck her.